Assault With A PRECIOUS Weapon!!!
As I lovingly bubble-wrap my nicknacks in preparation for my new job with the Delaware County Sheriff's Office, in Delaware, OH, let me (COINCIDENCE ONLY!) bring you the local news of a beauty queen and klassy bitch DONE WRONG!
WBNS-10TV reports that "BoobMeister" Stephanie Robinette, 30, of Westerville, lost that loving feeling while beating her husband's ass at a wedding over the weekend held at Bridgewater Banquet & Conference Center.
Delaware County Sheriff Walter L. Davis III said deputies tried to talk with the woman but bitch refused.
"When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle, she advised the deputies that she was a breast feeding mother and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk," Davis said.
The deputies were eventually able to restrain the loving mother and feeder of MILLIONS before carting her ass off to the pokey.
Robinette was quoted as saying she takes the charges seriously and has vowed to get help... Obviously, the policies and procedures of the Delaware Sheriff's Dept. need a little updating on what is acceptable social behavior!! Please allow me to introduce myself!!!
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im glad for all the extra postings...i had a feeling mk needed a vacay as his posts where coming less frequently and i hate going to perez or tmz for my gossip...but i also love coming to the comments the most but what happened here wow...but can i just say to Super Martian i love Ghostworld its one of my favorite movies...the comic is even better i think the movie did it justice because most comics made into movies suck ass...i recognized ur avi right away...i watched it as a 31 year old at the time it reminded me of my disenchanted youth thinking we where all punk rock but really we where more new wave pusses...good movie all around good characters also the whole stalking random people and that thing they do to steve buscemi's character...my bff and i totally did something similar to a guy we found strange but fascinating at the same time...turned out he was just strange and a nasty pedo bear and we had to bail quick...yikes!!!
Submitted by putas on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 9:09pm
Heh, Celebitchy. I quit that bitch three years ago partly because of the loonyism, partly because I got tired of the judgemental, pearl-clutching hausfraus that posted on the comments section. It was all 'oh, the children this, the children that'... BITCH PLEASE. Everytime I check now even the articles themselves seem to have lost quality, maybe that's because I'm used to DListed now. xD
You people so gotta be kidding me right now. Six wars going on in the world and you're pissed at the fucking internet? IMO Jack and Miss Sweetas have done a pretty darn good job so far. Yeah I come here for MK too, but VACATIONS ARE IMPORTANT and you guys are just being a bunch of fucking dicks. Have a drink and find a hole to fuck. Jesus.
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
Submitted by thegobbler on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 10:46pm.
Few Words would be funny but yep..too short
THERE SHALL BE NO OPINIONS!
only sex with manteca as lube.
This bitch is like the Buckeye Salma Hayek, with her "feed the world" chi-chi attitude.
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
ololololol at JU DEEDN'T WEAR DE RIBBUN
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I go out for one afternoon to help work on a friend's yard - showing my true Mexicanity - and all hell breaks loose. Damn it. Keep it together, people!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
this post. this post right here. this is some good entertaining shit here in the comments. mk will be proud of the escandalo!
btw, ty to everyone that mentioned celebitchy. i hate to give traffic to someone that doesnt deserve it, but now i have to go look.
jack-in-the-hat posted mickey rodent flipping off haters. i guess good sense showed up and deleted the post. that's what i'm commenting on below.
sub-par blogging is one thing. no one's paying for anything here. bad gravy is still free gravy. but pulling a weak move that's antithetical to everything that's beautiful about dlisted is gross.
ps. why are commments being deleted? stuff being referenced is nowhere to be found :/
what the fuck with that thin-skinned mickey mouse post.
in all the years that MK has been receiving hate and anger from the masses, he never stooped to that kind of patheticness.
MK takes bile, purifies it with a powerful cocktail of wit and i-don't-give-a-fuck. then he ignores or turns it into funny sauce and charms the panties off of all comers.
seriously, take the keys away from jack-in-above-his-head.
Submitted by putas on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 10:37pm.
No miss campbell. Are you kidding?
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Yes, I see your point. I once told him off for his constant stinkfish remarks, but we have seen once or twice, a glimpse of humanity lurking behind the facade... :)
I would also like Charles Manson (the poster) you know, Cholly, as well as Few Words, but the latter choice would result in very short posts. ;)
"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
No miss campbell. Are you kidding? Repeating the same smelly cunt jokes and all of that? Women haters need not apply. His schtick is tired.
James haven is waaaaaay better than that creature. MK will pick 'em he seems to know who will work. This is gonna turn all "survivor" in a hot minute ha
Yeah dramaqueen..she ranted about hating kids endlessly. I respect different choices and all of that but god help me if some cunt throws the sideeye at my sweet kids sitting and speaking to me ina normal voice in an outdoor coffee shop. I gave her the fifty yard stare oh yes I did (straightens full metal jacket).
Jack and Sweetas have done a great job so far. There have been MK posts in the past that were not so great-everyone has off days-but these two hit the ground running! I haven't "meh'd" once!
For future, I agree with UBF and Texndoc: I would love to see MPC guest blog, as well as Triston and Tigerlily.
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 10:18pm.
WHAT HAPPENED IN THIS LOWER CHAT, OKAY, WOW, JUST OKAY!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 10:13pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 10:03pm.
JU DEEDN'T WEAR THE RIBBON!!!
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WHAT!!!? JOO DON WANT TEW WEAR DUH REEEBUNN?!!
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 10:11pm.
one last: kaiserin can kiss my fat, white, ass. I've never seen anyone more disrespectful of a way of life. Don't want to have kids? Fine. Want to love your same sex? Fine. But to refer to my child as "crotch fruit" draws the fucking line. I never judged you, but now, get ready, BITCH!
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Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 10:03pm.
Stop fucking popping in here, jack. You are Larry Tate, we are Darrin; you are Mr. Slate, and we are Fred and Barney. Scram.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 9:54pm.
A "just fine" by ESE is like a Hallmark card...when you care enough you send the very best!! *weak ass Grease ref*
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Submitted by Schlong on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 9:54pm.
/Donger out
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*can't sleep*
Okay, people, please, just appreciate the linear fuckery of the WHOLE DL Crew (as per some of the above posts) for a hot second. Shit is hella funny. Conan O'Brien, Stewart, Colbert, Fey and all those other syndicate bitches WISH they can replicate the mess that goes on DListed.
VIVA LA FKING DLISTED WOOOOOTTTTT!! 'gnight/gmorn whatever all! Hug it out! It's all good. *skittles all around!*
*crashes*
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"...For his own good, tell Bruce Lee and the karate kids none of us are carrying automatic weapons. BECAUSE, HERE, IN THIS COUNTRY, IT DON'T ADD INCHES TO YOUR D**K!" -Francis Costello, The Departed
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 9:58pm.
You and Sweetas did an awesome job. My keyboard is leaning to the left, and my drafting table precariously to the right at about 48 alt 248. All in all, job well done.
WHAT HAPPENED IN THIS LOWER CHAT, OKAY, WOW, JUST OKAY!
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 10:11pm.
one last: kaiserin can kiss my fat, white, ass. I've never seen anyone more disrespectful of a way of life. Don't want to have kids? Fine. Want to love your same sex? Fine. But to refer to my child as "crotch fruit" draws the fucking line. I never judged you, but now, get ready, BITCH!
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Damn, I am really going to bed. But I need to CO-SIGN this.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 10:03pm.
JU DEEDN'T WEAR THE RIBBON!!!
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WHAT!!!? JOO DON WANT TEW WEAR DUH REEEBUNN?!!
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Anyone can get screwed, its not rocket science.
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.
one last: kaiserin can kiss my fat, white, ass. I've never seen anyone more disrespectful of a way of life. Don't want to have kids? Fine. Want to love your same sex? Fine. But to refer to my child as "crotch fruit" draws the fucking line. I never judged you, but now, get ready, BITCH!
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Stop fucking popping in here, jack. You are Larry Tate, we are Darrin; you are Mr. Slate, and we are Fred and Barney. Scram.
JU DEEDN'T WEAR THE RIBBON!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
@ karen flatts..I remember a "kaiserin" who could be the same. Similar embarassingly long soliloquoys and posts you could tell were tooled and re tooled before she chuckled softly to herself before jabbing "post comment". Smiled a little too hard and laughed a little too long. So to speak.
*stumbles in waving gay pride flag AND WEARING DUH REEEEBUNN*
thank you for all the love... I'll be here all week, please tip your haterz....
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Anyone can get screwed, its not rocket science.
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 9:49pm.
(*qeue's F13 music*)
cheee cheee cheee
ahh ahh ahh
cheee chee cheeee
ahh ahh ahh
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Did you get lost on the way to the resource room?
Oh wait. *kisses*
A "just fine" by ESE is like a Hallmark card...when you care enough you send the very best!! *weak ass Grease ref*
snowy♥ *sends you mah best weed and a couple of Vs cause I know you don't drink*
Almost 400 hits for MK on this post alone. Well played jacko, well played. XOXOXO
ANYWAY...
Great job Sweetas & Jack!
Don't get discouraged. I wouldn't have half the courage you two have shown and I think you rocked your first day.
My hubby is driving home from SeaTac tonight safe and sound after a four hour flight home from Chicago.
Play nice ya'll!
/Donger out
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I may in fact NEVER be funny. I am not paid to be funny and being funny isn't a requirement to post on dlisted. Get the FUCK OVER IT, you UNfunny fuckers.
Ah, karma, that wonderful hot bitch. She's something, isn't she?
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 9:47pm.
turtlette: please just carry my AK
With pleasure.
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Night slores, thanks for the laughs.
see ya, drama!
see ya, all!
off to find some smack to forget about this shitfest of a thread...
oh, and... Sweetas, and jack... you two are doing just fine in my book!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
you know, what ever, you don't wanna be friendly, that's on you *embraces all the great friends I have met from dlisted*
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
"Could you be any more desperate for my attention?"
(*qeue's F13 music*)
cheee cheee cheee
ahh ahh ahh
cheee chee cheeee
ahh ahh ahh
... ... *runs away like a muthafucka*
-like a bitch in heat, i seem to attract a coterie of policemen and sanitation officials. -JKT
turtlette: please just carry my AK
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
really Karen, really? when I was trying to be friends with you? go back to the nerd table, how mean! you nerds never wanted to be my friends in HS either, here, you can borrow my lipstick, no? ok, it's cool, you don't wear lipstick, i don't want your zits anyway
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
alright, whorz, i m clocking out. You all play nicely, and i m taking that chocolate dick with me....
Luv ya all!!
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
Hey, Snowy:
Can I walk behind you in the hall and carry your books for you?
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 9:31pm.
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Could you be any more desperate for my attention?
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 9:38pm.
IMILY is from the Bachelor, just so you don't stay up all night wondering
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Lol, thanks for throwing me a bone.
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Well, I'm out.
ESE, much love, & hope to see you again soon!
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 9:35pm
Ummm...she's not a drunk. That's everyone else on here. kthankxbye
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Sugah, you know dang well that my tiny meat can't compete with your ginormous Fruit of the Loom dragon!
That thing is so huge it should require a "You need to be this tall to ride" sign! ;O
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I may in fact NEVER be funny. I am not paid to be funny and being funny isn't a requirement to post on dlisted. Get the FUCK OVER IT, you UNfunny fuckers.
LMFAO at Karen! ahahah so cool btw I don't drink ! GAH LOL friends in basic crazy!!! K?
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Ok, guys, it's been a shitload of fun, no, really!!! I have absolutely got to do some stuff. For the record, I am making a very pretty baby quilt (like an old grandma!!!) and I have neglected it all evening!!! Don't be hating on me when I leave horz.
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Also FYI, snowpiece: You are acting like the unpopular 12th grader whose "best friends" just got voted homecoming queen and king. It's like your drunk on vicarious power.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
"you(*stab*)showed(*stab*)your tits!"(*stabstabstab*)
"you flirt(*stab*)shamelessly!"(*stab*)
-like a bitch in heat, i seem to attract a coterie of policemen and sanitation officials. -JKT
*NOW staring at Schlong's crotch bump*
HMM.... WHERE IT BE?
IMILY is from the Bachelor, just so you don't stay up all night wondering
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11