The Photoshop Awards: Newsweek's Creepy Princess Diana Cover
In honor of what would have been Princess Diana's 50th birthday on Friday, Newsweek pulled out the Photoshop zombie tool and brought her back to life on their cover next to Duchess Kate. I'd like to call this Newsweek's annual "....The Fuck Is This?" cover. If Kate Middleton didn't always have twirling crowns in her eyes, she wouldn't be making smiles at Zombie Diana, that's for damn sure.
I once made out with my piece in the parking lot of a church where a relative's funeral was taking place (AND I wore white socks with black shoes), so I am the last person who should ever comment on shit being tasteless, but really?! Newsweek also knighted itself as Sir Fuckery by including an extra long "What if?" article by Tina Brown, which asks the question no one was asking: What would Princess Diana's life be like today?
One thing I do know is that if Princess Diana was alive today she sure as hell wouldn't be wearing a rattan plate charger from Pier 1 as a hat! And hasn't Prince Hot Ginge been through enough*?!!
And coming soon from Newsweek: If dinosaurs were alive today, would we dress them up in tutus and take them to the groomer to get their anuses bleached?
* Yes, by enough I mean me constantly cyber slobbering all over his ginger scepter any chance I get.
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She looks exactly like my daughter's teacher which now makes me wonder if Diana is actually still alive and living life as a teacher in Arizona!!
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Submitted by Gaza Strip on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 2:36pm.
Oh, cut the fucking "leave Diana alone" baby shit. This is fucking NEWSWEEK, and fucking TINA BROWN. Good God. You sit around and cackle about all of the harsh shit in HERE, and start whining about THIS????!!!!!!
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Gaza, Point of information, this is a satirical web site, Newsweek poses as a legitimate news magazine,
Newsweek was for people who wanted to believe they were keeping up with the news, but were too embarrassed to be caught reading celebrity gossip.
Newsweek has decided to go full tabloid now.
Submitted by Starr07 on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 4:08pm.
Submitted by little_rascal 06/28/2011 - 1:24pm.
As far as I'm concerned, Prince Harry is Charles' son.
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Totally. For all his good manners and decorum, Prince Charles is an incredibly selfish man (even by accounts from those who are close to him and on friendly terms.) There is NO WAY he would raise another man's son.
The obvious love and camaraderie he has for both boys is proof enough that they are both his children.
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Agreed! Just look at photos of a younger Prince Phillip (the Prince Consort) and you'll see where Harry gets his looks.
Submitted by parkerj on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 5:39pm.
Also, why would they bother to do this to the former Princess, and not make her look absolutely fantastic. She looks like a ghoul here.
Well, she's had to deal with the normal aging, then dying, to boot.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 6:45pm.
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wanna fuck?......... hahaha!
Ontop... What the FUCK???? please stop comparing her to Diana, for fucks sake!!!
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 6:45pm.
nothing is sacred anymore. NOTHING.
That cover's a fucking joke. I'm nearly fifty and I don't look like the god-dam crypt keeper. Neither do my friends.
I have some fifty year old friends and I'm amazed at how good they look...wanna fuck??? Just askin.
PFFFT. Like Diana would have been a trend-follower in one of those stupid "fascinators." Photoshop-er, PLEASE.
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I really want to see the if she were 100 cover. Adult diapers are HOT!
LMAO @ "twirling crowns in her eyes"
MK you make my day. Enjoy your vacation!
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
Looks like somebody pulled my grandma out of her coffin and re-animated her.
Realistically, if Diana were alive she'd have plump fish lips and a frozen forehead.
http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/
Sory Bitches but if Diana was here she would look 20 years younger then that. What a looser who posted that.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 12:20pm.
What if Jesus were real?
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What if the Easter bunny were real?
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I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.
Seriously tho - has errbuddy gone mad?!
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Submitted by Who Datt on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 5:03pm.
Reminds of the famous "SNL" sketch where they mock Natalie Cole singing with other deceased stars.
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OMG! I remember that too! The funniest part was when she was singing with Tammy Wynette and she wasn't even dead yet.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:49pm.
Women make me sick. There I said it.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:53pm.
Have you tried them cooked?
yup...some editor's gonna be doing some hard core apologizing pretty soon!
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Prince William totally still has a boner for his mom.
Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"
Tina Brown is the devil.
She takes everything that is good and turns it to shit.
She even turns her own shit into shit!
Anyone remember "TALK."
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GERONIMO!
I really don't see the point. don't we have enough living famewhores that can be digitally enhanced?
Congratulations Newsweek, you now enjoy the same level of consummate class as Star Magazine.
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nothing is sacred anymore. NOTHING.
That cover's a fucking joke. I'm nearly fifty and I don't look like the god-dam crypt keeper. Neither do my friends.
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
Tina Brown if so fucking pathetic.
I can't remember exactly, which is sad, because it was really apropos, but there was a quote in an article recently, in which a person said he'd like to read a profile of Tina when she was the head of the NY'er as written by Tina when she was the head of the Daily Mirror.
Something like that. I'm sure I've gotten some details wrong, but I was so excited when I read it I was cackling like a loon.
She and Sir Harry Potted need to realize they are seriously over.
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Also, why would they bother to do this to the former Princess, and not make her look absolutely fantastic. She looks like a ghoul here.
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Submitted by azgirl on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 4:54pm.
How incredibly tacky and creepy. There is enough shit going on in the world for news, they do not need to do this.
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Another smashing post.
This is the second thread I read something you wrote and nod in agreement.
Isn't there, like, enough shitty things assaulting humankind right now?
Why go through the trouble of creating another?
What does this English Royal Family provide people with? Why is their lives significant at all? I just don't get it, when the real human drama is continuously ignored for this sort of drivel.
Reminds of the famous "SNL" sketch where they mock Natalie Cole singing with other deceased stars.
That is really, really creepy. I'm so old, I remember when Newsweek was a legitimate news magazine.
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How incredibly tacky and creepy. There is enough shit going on in the world for news, they do not need to do this.
What the absolute fuck???
I wish this were a joke.
Just horrible.
Plus if Diana were alive I highly doubt she'll look that old and wrinkled or that she'll care much for social climber Kate who may not love her son for who he is but for the social elevation he is giving to her. True love my ass.
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This is just fucking atrocious. First you have these cocksuckers peddling the pictures of these poor guy's mother dead/about to pass away in the crash car.. now you have a news outlet putting this tasteless shit together? The fact this had to be cleared by a few people and still not one of them thought it would be a bad idea is staggering.
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Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 4:22pm.
Saying things like how well educated Kate Middleton is and how Diana never graduated high school, and a few other things that just seemed kind of insulting on Diana's part.
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Wait, Diana never graduated high school? I thought she was a kindergarten teacher at some point. Did I dream that? I might have. Anyway, if she never graduated high school well yes, it wasn't because of lack of means or opportunities or anything like that so it means that she was a bit schoopid. Like we didn't know that already...
Diana didn't need to have an education. There was never the assumption that she would need to support herself. That was not her station.
Kate couldn't say that.
Why is Monarchy still around?
Are we happier with these fools, who pretend to be better than us, trolling the streets like they ARE in fact better?
Really? Sooner or later, destitute or wealthy, we'll all die.
One thing about the Royal Wedding that offended me a bit was all these comparisons they were making with Princess Di and Kate. Saying things like how well educated Kate Middleton is and how Diana never graduated high school, and a few other things that just seemed kind of insulting on Diana's part. They were making it seem as though the right bride is getting married.
This cover is why you shouldn't waste any time wondering what could have been if such 'n such was alive..it's a waste of time and in this case very tacky.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
Still not as bad as Entertainment Tonight's story - "If Diana was alive today, who would her Facebook friends be?"
Really? REALLY?
Submitted by kate773 on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 2:29pm.
1) That's just creepy. I mean come on.
2) Did anyone at Newsweek stop for one second and think how her sons might feel about them doctoring up a picture of their dead mother to make it look like she's still alive and then splashing it all over the place?
I realize journalists don't have an obligation to be sensitive to anyone, but no one thought this might be a bad idea? Really?
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We think the same way, it seems.
Submitted by little_rascal 06/28/2011 - 1:24pm.
As far as I'm concerned, Prince Harry is Charles' son.
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Totally. For all his good manners and decorum, Prince Charles is an incredibly selfish man (even by accounts from those who are close to him and on friendly terms.) There is NO WAY he would raise another man's son.
The obvious love and camaraderie he has for both boys is proof enough that they are both his children.
now that is just gross...talk about insulting the dead...and for Newsweek to do it is just shameful...that is some Weekly World News shit...not a somewhat respected magazine.
"Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 3:04pm.
The whole thing is so tasteless and absurd. What won't print media do today in its desperate attempt to remain relevant?"
They have yet to whore out their workers on the streets of downtown LA, or any downtown city their paper is located.
Maybe I shouldn't give my bosses any ideas...
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
MK, there seems to be missing some cutlery from Diana's hat. Will you do the honors and show them losers from Newsweek how it is done?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
(Just remember, Cow Appreciation Day is July 15th)
The whole thing is so tasteless and absurd. What won't print media do today in its desperate attempt to remain relevant?
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"wouldn't be wearing a rattan plate charger from Pier 1"-MK
ROTFL! (exactly the mess on the head of an age-progressed deceased face, unfortunately, thanks Newsfuck). And I wouldn't doubt they'd run an article on 'reanimated mammoth anus bleaching in the 21st century' shit, MK lol. They've always had the stupidest shit.
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If they were going to do they should have been realistic. Diana was never that shapely. And while I'm no royal watcher, I can't recall ever seeing a picture of her wearing bright red nail polish.
This cover is ghastly. I hope one of the royal press secretaries calls Newsweek out on this bullshit.
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 2:40pm.
They should have photoshopped a different ring on Kate's fanger 'cause if Diana was still alive I bet Kate would not be wearing that sapphire!
Or even married to her son.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 2:34pm.
LOL! So true!! They should have photoshopped a different ring on Kate's fanger 'cause if Diana was still alive I bet Kate would not be wearing that sapphire!
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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 1:26pm
I love royal gossip. They're like high class white trash.
Wow, Newsweek, I thought you bitches had class! This shit is not only freaky, but disrespectful to her memory. Whoever came up with this glorious fucking idea needs to be fired out of a cannon into the Red Sea.
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