DanRad Is Off The Sweet Nectar

You can wipe away your wet dream wish of boozing up Daniel Radcliffe and getting him to alohomora your fuck part before busting a lightning bolt sperm scar on your forehead, because it's not going to happen anytime soon. DanRad has kissed the booze bottle goodbye for now, because he says it was getting to the point where he was relying on the sweet nectar to give him a good time. And I have a feeling that Harry Potter realized that he should go back to sipping on tap water when he woke up on the dungeon floor with Griphook's ear in his Potter hole and Dobby's hung nose in his mouth. That'll do it!

DanRad tells GQ (via The Telegraph) about his vow to not become a Lohan:

"I became so reliant on [alcohol] to enjoy stuff. There were a few years there when I was just so enamored with the idea of living some sort of famous person's lifestyle that really isn't suited to me.

I'm actually enjoying the fact I can have a relationship with my girlfriend where I'm really pleasant and I'm not fucking up totally all the time.

As much as I would love to be a person that goes to parties and has a couple of drinks and has a nice time, that doesn't work for me. I do that very unsuccessfully. I'd just rather sit at home and read, or talk to somebody that makes me laugh. There's no shame in enjoying the quiet life. And that's been the realization of the past few years for me."

What DanRad lacks in leg bone length, he makes up for in maturity. I'm with him on all points. Once you've clogged the toilet at some party with your drunk barfs and retainer (true story), you've clogged them all. There comes a time in every drunk's life when you realize that working the booze bottle fantastic with your mouth at bars is just a fucking bore. I learned that a long ass time ago and glad to hear that DanRad is with me on that. Just like him, I'd just rather sit at home (with a full whiskey bottle and a fuller joint) and read (the keywords on my favorite porn website to make sure the clip I'm about to watch hits all points), or talk to somebody that makes me laugh (my dog).

Posted by: Michael K

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DanRad

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 5:14am.

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 6:12am.
Is Daniel a homosexual?

~rumoured~

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 5:05am.

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 6:12am.
Is Daniel a homosexual?

We think so, don't you?

Discuss!

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I say YES.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 4:42am.

Is Daniel a homosexual?

We think so, don't you?

Discuss!

Submitted by gosale777 on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 3:52am.

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 5:31pm.

He's a bit young to be making such an absolute commitment to sobriety. What crap has he been through at his age? He's too young to have been seriously dragged over the emotional coals, regardless of sexuality.

He'll sprint back to the nearest bottle of sweet nectar the second his relationship with his *girlfriend* collapses.

Submitted by LisaRose on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 4:47pm.

That was refreshing to hear from a young person! Bravo Dan! I like him more and more even tho I'm not a Harry Potter fan.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 4:19pm.

Submitted by Poopele on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 4:17pm.
Little men are mean drunks.
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and little drunks are mean men...TROOF....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by mestrekamura on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 3:44pm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpOLgq754g4

Submitted by dementa on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 3:23pm.

JC, why do people think he's gay?

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Submitted by MarkyMark7 on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 3:00pm.

I'd love to see him slightly drunk, trying to sing "The Elements"

Submitted by Poopele on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 2:47pm.

Little men are mean drunks.

Submitted by _meh_ on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 2:27pm.

I have that realization every sunday morning. I get over it by thursday night.

Submitted by hotpocket on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:51pm.

@EveryStrangersEyes, It's the New York Times crossword puzzle so the help is welcome. *pretends to be deep in thought, chewing on a pencil* Much obliged.

Submitted by sonne on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:18pm.

Submitted by ewe on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 2:36pm.
hahahaha, yes, I like the ginger men. HP's cute, too, and funny.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:08pm.

Submitted by hotpocket on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 2:29pm.

@EveryStrangersEyes. Ooopsy. You heard that, did ya? I'm really just doing a crossword puzzle over here, I swear.
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number four across: "the hunter who seeks Bugs Bunny"... it's not "Elmer Fudge"!!!... i tried that, and it didn't fit... don't go down the same road i did!LOL!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by ewe on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:06pm.

Submitted by sonne on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 2:25pm.
LOL, ewe. I'd use it to get to Rupert Grint. :P
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NOT THE GINGE!!!11!

I think Harry Potter is hot and that bothers the shit out of me. I just really want to corrupt him sexually. And I'll even let him drink during it (Lord knows I would be).

Submitted by hotpocket on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:59pm.

@EveryStrangersEyes. Ooopsy. You heard that, did ya? I'm really just doing a crossword puzzle over here, I swear.

Submitted by sonne on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:55pm.

LOL, ewe. I'd use it to get to Rupert Grint. :P

Submitted by ewe on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:50pm.

I'd hit it. And hate myself for the rest of my life.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:49pm.

Submitted by hotpocket on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 2:14pm.

no, no!... that was an encouragement to turn the fucker up to eleven!!... it's all or nothing, hotpocket!LOL!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by hotpocket on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:44pm.

I'm sorry, I'll try to be quieter. whispering, Yes yes, that's it. Keep going.... Oh yeah.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:39pm.

Submitted by hotpocket on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 2:06pm.

Aw, so nice to see foreplay on a thread instead of some fool fight between posters like I've seen lately. Go ahead, you two. I'll just be in the corner, watching. You won't even know I'm here.
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we can all still hear the "vvvvvvmmmmmm", even when you're in the far corner!LOL!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by hotpocket on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:36pm.

Aw, so nice to see foreplay on a thread instead of some fool fight between posters like I've seen lately. Go ahead, you two. I'll just be in the corner, watching. You won't even know I'm here.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:25pm.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:46pm.
ESE, you are so sweet and funny. I can't imagine anyone taking advantage of you ♥
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ssshhhhh!!!... if you say stuff like that, nobody will pick fights with me, and then i can't care bear their butts back to kingdom come!!... fuckin' up my program, you are!!

*smooch*

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:21pm.

In a way, it must suck to be him around a bunch of drunks. "Hey Potter, let's see you make *this* disappear!" (Drunken hoots, guffaws.) "Did Hermione get to see your wand?" Etc.

He probably should stay home chatting with his imaginary girlfriend.

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Tough rock climb, cool fall

Submitted by Rem Koolhaas on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:20pm.

Congrats to DanRad on the first of many times he will be swearing off the bottle in his life.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:16pm.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:42pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:34pm.
Just move a leeetle closer to my web cam, yes, that's good...ok.. a little to the left, back a bit..OUUUUUU!

How YOU doin'?
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i'm, i'm, i'm bashful... this will lead to me getting the part on a sitcom, right?... you're not one of those unsavory casting couch people just here to take advantage of my virtue, and toss me aside like yesterday's pudding cup?... i trust you.. you have a way about you that is respectable.... heehee!
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ESE, you are so sweet and funny. I can't imagine anyone taking advantage of you ♥

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:12pm.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:34pm.
Just move a leeetle closer to my web cam, yes, that's good...ok.. a little to the left, back a bit..OUUUUUU!

How YOU doin'?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:04pm.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:22pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:18pm.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:15pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:11pm.
Imma make a list of ALL the strange things that have been in my mouth.
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*unzips pants*... wait.. never mind... that joke would just be crass!LOL!
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Why ESE..you, crass? NEVA!

Although I did blink a little when you said you unzipped your pants. Oh lala!
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yeah, i mean... who are we kidding?... everybody knows that i don't wear pants while on dlisted!!LOL!
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Just move a leeetle closer to my web cam, yes, that's good...ok.. a little to the left, back a bit..OUUUUUU!

How YOU doin'?
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:52am.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:18pm.

*unzips pants*... wait.. never mind... that joke would just be crass!LOL!
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Why ESE..you, crass? NEVA!

Although I did blink a little when you said you unzipped your pants. Oh lala!
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yeah, i mean... who are we kidding?... everybody knows that i don't wear pants while on dlisted!!LOL!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:48am.

*unzips pants*... wait.. never mind... that joke would just be crass!LOL!
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Why ESE..you, crass? NEVA!

Although I did blink a little when you said you unzipped your pants. Oh lala!

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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:47am.

Submitted by Spacey on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:04pm.

Whamo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:49pm.

I'll poke your chest Spacey! lol

You do that and I'll make a citizen's arrest and read your ass the Miranda! lol

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yeeee ouch! LMAO!

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:45am.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:11pm.
Imma make a list of ALL the strange things that have been in my mouth.
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*unzips pants*... wait.. never mind... that joke would just be crass!LOL!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:44am.

No shit IG, you have 30 bottles on the picnic table and you just happen to grab the one on... the left...supprise, meanwhile everyone is busting a gut watching you try like shit not to puke.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:41am.

Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:02pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:56pm.
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SEAGULL PEE??? Where the hell were you, on the briny ocean tossed? Ahaha, I also once got a mouthful of bumblebee carcass.
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Ahahahahhaa...wow. Ouuu I like this game! Imma make a list of ALL the strange things that have been in my mouth.

*chewing on pencil* *sweating*
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:38am.

ESE, I gots a million of them. Hehehe, just don't ask me about the time I ate off a place mat at a posh dinner party. :0

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:38am.

So, I went home the other night absolutely pissed to the gills, fell over and blew chunks.....the thing is Chunks is my dog!

Ya I know nasty joke but the first time I heard it I laughed my ass off.

Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:36am.

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:03pm.
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You just reminded me of every single camping trip I ever went on in high school. Good times is RIGHT!

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:35am.

Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:02pm.

great, just great!... now IG's spilling stories about tossing bumblebee salad!... this day is going all kinds of wrong!!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by Spacey on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:34am.

Whamo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:49pm.

I'll poke your chest Spacey! lol

You do that and I'll make a citizen's arrest and read your ass the Miranda! lol

I have to go grocery shopping now. YAY. BOO.

Eat. Shit. Eat. Shit. Life is a weird.

Play safe while I'm gone ya'll and by that, I mean be your 'normal' selves. ;p

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:33am.

Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:52pm.

You haven't lived until you've taken a swig out of a glass that was sitting on the kitchen counter to be washed, filled with about 3" of assorted booze, backwash and ciggy butts

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The worse thing, to find out right in the midst of swallowing you look down into the glass and see the remnants of a smoke about the same time the taste of it hits you and you feel that smoke butt slide down your throat past the point of being able to cough it up.
It takes every power you have in your mind not to puke right there on the spot.

Ah good times!

Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:32am.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:56pm.
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SEAGULL PEE??? Where the hell were you, on the briny ocean tossed? Ahaha, I also once got a mouthful of bumblebee carcass.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:28am.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:53pm.

"mischief"?!?!... me?!?!... never!!!... it's only considered "mischief" if ya get caught!.... well, i guess it's called "felony" at that point, but who am i to split hairs about terminology, right?!LOL!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:26am.

Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:52pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:44pm.

'....sneak out to the kitchen to suck on the wine cask. And drain the dregs of a few glasses.'
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Bwahaha, I resemble that remark! You haven't lived until you've taken a swig out of a glass that was sitting on the kitchen counter to be washed, filled with about 3" of assorted booze, backwash and ciggy butts. It seemed like a good idea at the time! :PP
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HAHAHA...I knew that would flush you out! Ciggie butts? ahahahahahhaha..Once I sipped from a glass that a seagull had peed in.

*curls up in fetal ball*
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:23am.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:50pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:44pm.

I've met his type. Reformed drinkers are the WORST. They're all preachy and judgmental at social gatherings
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and they are the LAST people to ask to chip in for beer money, i tell ya!!... that's 45 minutes out of my life i'm never getting back!!LOL
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Helloooo Dahlink. Yes, never thought of that. Whatchu doing for July 4th, ESE? Gettin' up to any mischief? Please say yes :D

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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:22am.

Submitted by bexicle on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:12pm.
I know he's a Brit thus 18 legal age etc. But he is only just about to turn 22... what does he mean about drinking heavily FOR A FEW YEARS? wow three/four years, yeah right... seeing as he was under strict contracts for London West End/HP/Broadway during this time?! I smell BS.
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Exactly, tell me about drinking heavily from a young age when the pix of you looking like this surface...

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase/drewbarrymore/drew_b...

Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:22am.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:44pm.

Submitted by zomay on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:21am.

I don't believe this for one moment. No way. He likes girls!?

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:20am.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:44pm.

I've met his type. Reformed drinkers are the WORST. They're all preachy and judgmental at social gatherings
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and they are the LAST people to ask to chip in for beer money, i tell ya!!... that's 45 minutes out of my life i'm never getting back!!LOL!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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