Open Post: Hosted By Valentino
Here's a tip if you ever run out of lube and are too lazy (or naked) to run to the store: Bring up this post on your computer device of choice, lay a paper towel over the screen, let it soak, pull it off and then wring it out over the genitals that need some wet to keep on whistling. Don't forget to send a thank you note to the international treasure that is Valentino!
A pug's best friend Valentino held court at The White Fairy Tale Love Ball in France last night
while the likes of Anne Hathaway, Natalia Vodianova and Daphne Guinness silently prayed that the SPF 10 million they slathered across their faces would protect them against the radioactive rays shooting off of his face. But Valentino is the real brave one here for showing his delicious hushpuppy face around a bunch of skinny skinnies who have been starving themselves for days to fit into their gowns. Seriously, staring at Valentino's face makes me wish I was at a Panda Express with a red plastic tray in my hands and about to say the words: "And make that an extra serving of tangerine chicken with extra GHB gravy, thankyouverymuch."
Here's more stills from The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Oompa Loompa Testicle.
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um... stop. The nostrils are beyond frightening.
Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 7:43pm.
Is anyone else horny?
TOTALLY.
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All my slutty pics...you know you want to!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/64946791@N02/
Is anyone else horny?
I just stained my deck that color.
Random link-I lurv Regretsy (but I never bother w/ the comments-bunch of cliquey betches lol)
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/07/06/news-and-importantness/
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
The next headline we should read about this queen is..."Valentino is dead."
How can you hate on anything made out of fine, Corinthian leather?? HATERS. I love his dresses, but I love him even more for calling out Hiltwat saying she was vulgar and not even pretty.
I saw his home (or one of them?) in InStyle and as much as I love him and his clothes, I wasn't crazy about his interior. I noticed a lot of fashion designers (I've seen Dolce and Gabbana's house in InStyle, as well) have crazy houses, like a bright teal kitchen with a black chandelier and gaudy gold plates. Maybe that's why I'm not a fashion designer. I wanted to share links to show what I mean, but fucked if I can find it on the google machine now.
Submitted by Luvs2tango on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 3:24pm.
stefystef,
V makes George Hamilton look like a vampire.
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@Luvs2tango: Best line in the thread, babe. THE BEST!!!
That's is not a tan. That's skin discoloratioin from sucking on too many carrots pretending to be dildos, or something.
BLEECH!!!
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
"Here's more stills from The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Oompa Loompa Testicle."
Hysterical MK!
Valentino looks like he's part of the orange people from planet Saturanis.
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Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful
The only answer to him still looking like an oven stuffer roaster face is that anybody associated with him must be too CHICKEN to tell him what a complete ass he looks like.
OMG LEAVE ANNE ALOOOOOOOOONE!!!
She looks like she's on her period...and then they made her wear white.
♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
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Anne is scary looking to me because all her facial features are too big for her face :/
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All my slutty pics...you know you want to!
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 3:56pm.
Anne Hathaway is very ugly here. Someone once told me I look like her in the face and I will never forgive them.
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I got a 90% match on that facebook app that matches your face to a celebrity's (don't judge!), so I feel your pain. I think she *could* be attractive, but she needs to fire her makeup artist...the too-pale foundation plus the black eyeliner does her no favors.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 1:55pm.
yea, Grandma, did rubbing one out really cure the migraine...?
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Thanks for asking, Jack. It did really work! Nobody tells you this stuff at the doctor's office - they just hand you industrial strength pain relievers. This was way more fun. Of course, I was thinking of you while I was doing it. :-P
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Submitted by mahaatma on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 2:48pm.
Ewwwww...waxed nostrils!! God, that must have hurt.
WHY DO ITS NOSTRILS LOOK LIKE THAT?
WHY??!??!??!???????????????
that bitch is smiling so wide you see the inside of her face. ew.
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
Ann Hathaway's pretty, but only at first glance. If you take a moment to study the face, you notice nothing's really in proportion.
She's like a (pretty) Mr. Potato Head (do they still make those?). Even if you put everything where it's supposed to go, there's still something off.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 4:48pm.
I think she's abusing something. I find her very beautiful but she does look a bit haggard in these pics. I'd say drugs but that looks more like booze face to me.
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IMO, she started to look a lot worse after her relationship with money-stealing conman. negative, stressful relationships take a lot out of you, so choose your significant others wisely, sluts.
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"I'm gonna end up back in the gutter, sucking meth for cock." - drunk Naomi in Still Waiting...
"Wrist full of colorful rubberbands!" - album reviewer extraordinaire Khia
quite fittingly...
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 3:56pm.
Anne Hathaway is very ugly here. Someone once told me I look like her in the face and I will never forgive them.
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I dunno, maybe you could have taken it as a compliment. She was absolutely lovely when she was a bit younger. If your looks match your wit, I'm sure you are just stunning.
I think she's abusing something. I find her very beautiful but she does look a bit haggard in these pics. I'd say drugs but that looks more like booze face to me.
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Anne Hathaway is very ugly here. Someone once told me I look like her in the face and I will never forgive them.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 3:46pm.
Are we sure Valentino is not Nosferatu? *fires up Bram Stoker's Dracula for the fucking hot 69th time*
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Damn, i forgot about that one... Young Keanu...
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
Are we sure Valentino is not Nosferatu? *fires up Bram Stoker's Dracula for the fucking hot 69th time*
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I absolutely fucking love Valentino and his pugs. Those pugs ROCK.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
stefystef,
I knew you were only referring to V being a great designer, and only commenting on that tan of his. It's so bloody awful.
V makes George Hamilton look like a vampire.
Don't even get me started about ugly Anne Hathaway, even having a career, other than Broadway, which is a dying art form thank God!
I used to like Broadway stuff back when I lived in NYC but would rather do a rave...the music experience can't be beat.
anne halfway is the ugliest! Puffy eye bags, she is not old enough for that shit yet! And seriously, NOT ENOUGH FACE for her features. I am flummoxed... blake lively and anne are perplexing. Casting couch must be it.
There needs to be a "KILL IT WITH FIRE" tag for posts like this!
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 2:17pm.
Anne Hathaway is hideous! How in the hell did she become a star?
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Submitted by Luvs2tango on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 2:42pm.
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Thanks, Luvs2! I remember when fashion was King, not Kappy. *LOL*
I really love Valentino's fashions too. I'm not criticizing him as a designer. He's the tops. I'm criticizing him as an Ooompa Loompa wannabe! *LOL*
And he scared me :(
LOL
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
Submitted by Luvs2tango on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 2:42pm.
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Thanks, Luvs2! I remember when fashion was King, not Kappy. *LOL*
I really love Valentino's fashions too. I'm not criticizing him as a designer. He's the tops. I'm criticizing him as an Ooompa Loompa wannabe! *LOL*
And he scared me :(
LOL
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Anne better not ruin the next Batman movie. Christopher Nolan is a GREAT director.
Submitted by Luvs2tango on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 2:42pm.
Every girl should save up and buy at least one designer dress
Am I permitted only one or can I add another to my Marchesa, Moschino and Miu Miu dresses I'm just wondering
/facetious
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 2:47pm.
Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 2:11pm.
Take your meds, babe.
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Dlisted is the only medicine I need, baby!!!!!! WHOOHOO!!!!
The Devil is dancing tonight, baby!!! *LOL*
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
so glad i am not like that valentino or whatever his fucking name is. when he dies, they could use his hide to surface a basketball- no need to dye the leather orange since he has already taken care of that!
just fucking awful!!!
Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 2:11pm.
Take your meds, babe.
Nostrils. Of. Doom.
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I never should have switched from Scotch to Martinis. - Bogart
stefystefstefystef, it's great to know someone even remembers the great Halston and Oleg Cassini!
I love Valentino as a designer!!!!
I have one dress and one sweater by V and I look and feel like a movie star in them.
I also love Narciso Rodriguez, Oscar de le Renta and St. John knits.
Every girl should save up and buy at least one designer dress in her lifetime.
How can this fucking ass clown be all that and a cup of coffee when he walks out of the house looking like that!
Seriously, he's suppose to represent high fashion and he looks like a joke. I mean if I went around looking like that people would point and stare at me like a circus freak, why do they not him. Is this some sort of "elephant in the room" thing?
Am I missing something here?
UBF, kadooze to you, honey. That's a nice thing you did. xoxox
UBF ~ sometimes you just have to do the best you can in these circumstances. A few years back, I had 4 cats inside the house and 3 cats outside. My husband, who is allergic to cats, cut a pet door into our garage so the outside cats could live in there. During the day, I'd unlock the pet door so they could go out & at night, they were shut in the garage so I knew they were safe. In the winter, they were happy to stay in the garage full-time. All 3 cats had electric heated beds in the winter and were spayed or neutered, vaccinated, loved and given food & water. It was the best I could do and they were fine & it was much better than what they had living on the street. Do you have a shed or garage that you could set up a similar situation for Dorothy? Shelter is important, particularly if you live somewhere where it gets cold.
www.petfinder.com - enter your zip code to find adoptable pets in your area.
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Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 2:11pm.
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What was she saying about Pitt?
whoops! he forgot to tan the inside of his nostrils! isn't that a huge faux pas in the fashion industry?
UBF: You totally nailed it - twisted whiskers is spot-on!! I laughed my head off.
Or as someone else here put it: 8x10 features on a 4x6 face.
Is that Elle Fanning?! She looks like Cicciolina! Anne Hathaway has cow eyes
Anne Hathaway has "twisted whiskers" face.. google it, you ll see what i mean. She looks like you look at her through a wide angle lense.
The kittay has been picked up. I will call the lady in a few hours and check how she is doing. Since the kids had to give the cat a name before the lady took her away, i guess Dorothy is now ours.
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Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 2:11pm.
Horray, Open Post!!!! Now I get to post my RANT ON JENNIFER ANISTON!!!
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Oh shit honey. You mad?
Odo from Deep Space Nine does fashion?
For all you non-nerds
http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/980/980062/top-25-star-t...
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Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 2:11pm.
Horray, Open Post!!!! Now I get to post my RANT ON JENNIFER ANISTON!!!
http://blog.movies.yahoo.com/blog/1688-jennifer-aniston-the-break-up-hel...
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I watched the clip - she doesn't even mention Brad. She answers a question and talks about the movie.
*shrugs*
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