Spaz de la Huerta Has Found True Love
Looking like a 9 to 5 summer hooker strolling with her regular john to the skate park to pick up his 12-year-old son, the greasy "can't get clean" flower that is Paz de la Huerta made mouth love with her sugar pepaw as they walked around in NYC yesterday afternoon. Paz, who has permanent flu face, looks like she never wipes when she pees and hasn't washed her face since an officer did it for her in the drunk tank and her pepaw lover looks like he's growing three kinds of cheeses in his armpit, so these two hot pockets definitely belong together. You know the room smells like burnt grease, chitterling water, spoiled cabbage, fingernail dirt and drenched regret when they fuck.
Don't ask me why ole' boy is holding that skateboard. It's either because he's always ready for some kinky sex shit Paz gets into or he's really taking his mid-level crisis to new levels. I don't know. But I do know I will be seriously disappointed if this true love affair doesn't end with Spaz's drunk ass getting carried out of her sugar pepaw's office by security after she attacks him with a stapler for eye screwing some random on the street. If it doesn't end in fuckery, it doesn't end!
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Your a dime a dozen ...bye little tough girl
Get your ears pinned...im sure your not afraid of plastic sugar...do you even feel your fake lips when in service.
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bitch looks like hatchet face with black hair
The skateboard hardly has any scratches on it - like it has never been ridden before.
is that steve olsen or am i fucking high right now
OH, so he's a PROFESSIONAL skateboarder! From the 1980's! So much cooler and not lame at all, especially the Chuck Taylors.
In thumb #4 you can see she's the needy, annoying type who slobbers what she thinks are sexy things into her bf's ear while he's on the phone, trying to either be heard by whomever he's talking to or to hear who's on the other end.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
We all have "daddy issues", dears. Many of us have "mommy" issues too.
'tis the way life is because there are no perfect people in the world, therefore there is no such thing as a "perfect parent" either.
Oh how I wish I could have told Winston that he was a good man despite his faults (unsatisfactory in the ol' sackola), because his true genius was in growing tomatoes. Oh the tomatoes he could grow! Cucumbers were his second best. So crispy and crunchy and organic. He used to piss on the vegetation because he believed the acidity in his urine helped ward off insects. Oh that Winston was a sly one, that.
I'm sure Winston's piss would ward off anyone.
Oh my, I do carry on though...
Submitted by Granny Clampett on Tue, 07/12/2011 - 6:15am.
Therea are basically two reasons you see young girls slobbering over pepaws. 1) He's got money (duh) or 2) She's got mental problems
Actually there is a #3: PORN COCK.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
She has Daddy issues! She also banged Jack Nicholson and a few other oldies but goodies.
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Submitted by zomay on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:13pm.
We are witnessing the morning dawn of a beautiful blossoming summer romance! Simply divine.
Couldn't have said it better myself. Paz is like a dose of reality, wrapped in the absurd but smattered (smacked?) with a whiff of........
Oh f'it. I just need a rebel to throw down for, and she's it. Go Paz. Make hideous choices and somehow make it work.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
I also like her outfit and I would totally fuck Jack Nicholson, even now.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
I like Paz. This guy may look a little silly carrying a board around but he was and still is a fucking badass and I bet he can still skate 100% better than most punk kids in the park. In an interview he says 'skateboarding is part of my soul. If you don't like it (an old guy doing it) look away, I'll be out of your face in a minute.' Why should you have to give up a sport that you pioneered just because your old and paunchy? He's a legend and he's banging a young hot girl, good for him.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
I dunno, I kind of love them. Look! They're perfect for each other!
I feel sorry for her.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
did anyone here read that article by her boyfriend?
how she uses people to buy her stuff and flashes everyone, its always high and has mayor daddy issues
In the article the mom claims it was Jack Nickosolm that made her start acting weird, but she has always been kinda of an attention whore
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She was actually pretty at one time
Therea are basically two reasons you see young girls slobbering over pepaws. 1) He's got money (duh) or 2) She's got mental problems. This pepaw doesn't strike me as rich so it's gotta be option number two with Paz.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Submitted by RufusR on Tue, 07/12/2011 - 5:31am.
I love how she's looking back in the last picture to check if paps still following; what an attention whore.
If some guy was following you and taking pictures of you you'd probably end up checking what they're doing too.
ewww...i need some hand sanitizer after flicking through the pictures...
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I understand the dude was a skateboarder but does he actually ride the skateboard now or just carry it around as a prop? I love how she's looking back in the last picture to check if paps still following; what an attention whore.
Submitted by Stan Dup on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 8:08pm.
...she continues to knead her breasts while loudly discussing her most recent romance. “I think I’m attracted to outlaws because they make me feel safe inside, like a little child.” She drifts into Carmen—“L’amour est un oiseau rebelle, que nul ne peut apprivoiser”—and then translates for her audience, “Love is a wild bird that doesn’t obey the law.”
Paz is a mezzo? Fucking as if.
She should consider dating an internet commenter, for only they are in possesion of eternal youth, beauty and limitless wealth & time!
As Nanners said he is a 'pepaw with a skateboard' but....according to one commenter at the daily mail he is a famous pepaw with a skateboard.
He is called Steve Olson and was famous (and much better looking) in the 80's.
I wonder if she would go for him if he was just an ordinary pepaw with a skateboard? probably.
Disfuckinggusting.
This guy is fug, thus we know that he is guaranteed str8 100% exclusive fishfucking realman!
Gee, I thought matching at prom was cheesy.
Matching a skateboard...a new low.
He needs it, though.
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We are witnessing the morning dawn of a beautiful blossoming summer romance! Simply divine.
Submitted by Stan Dup on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 9:52pm.
Somehow always looking greasy, cracked out and sleazy makes you look sluttier.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Gah. Boring idiots like this remind me just how much people bore the fuck out of me.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
'Paz, who has permanent flu face, looks like she never wipes when she pees and hasn't washed her face since an officer did it for her in the drunk tank....'
AHAHHHAAAHHAAAHAAAAAA!
His name's Steve Olson, former pro skater. He's a mess, but then again, so is she. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSt8Okj7irU
Submitted by Amelie on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 7:33pm.
The guy is Steve Olson, a pioneer of Califunornia Skateboarding back in the 80s. His son Alex Olson is a model.
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Thanks, Amelie (loved your movie ;-)).
I googled him and you seem to be right. Those shoes even look like the Vans they named for him.
Oh, and WTF? Even for getting around, she gets around.
I thought that was Phillip Seymour Hoffman. (Don't tell him I said that.)
Even though Paz looks homeless and is an appallingly wretched actress, I can't help but enjoy her. She keeps it real, which sets her apart from most of the other "actresses" regularly skewered on this blog. Plus I could never resist an unapologetic trainwreck.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
The more I'm reading about her she's portrayed as one of the sluttiest sluts that ever slutted.
Ok maybe that's unfair considering that Jack Nicholson was/is a manwhore...but still.
reverse photo-bomb. #7
*peddles off in an '88 yugo*
Submitted by like-wow on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 9:11pm.
He looks like that Dos Equis beer guy.. the "most interesting man in the world" blah.. blah.
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Hah! I was going to write the same thing. However I don't believe the 'most interesting man in the world' would carry a effing skateboard and date that... icky thing.
Aww, he picked up a new skateboard for his grandson...
She was also with Jack Fucking Nicholson!
them look like the regular hobos in central park, and like a dirty fuck, the one you always try to forget,
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Why doesn't he just complete the look with a torn Dead Kennedys tee-shirt ?
The PDA that Winston and I displayed was about as kinky as him putting a cold popsicle in my mouth on a hot Summer's day.
I cannot deny that a cold ANYTHING in my mouth in a hot summer is a good thing. When Winston wrapped his weenie in a blue ice-gel wrap, it was sheer heaven.
I speak of experience, dears. No hate.
Edited because my glasses are needing an upgrade.
However, as Paz’s childhood eccentricities grew (she only wore silk underwear), so did her father’s alcoholism, which eventually led to her parents’ separation when their daughter was just 12.
Let's play Daddy...with a skateboard. Dr. Drew called it's sex addiction time to replace the love she never got. *takes off white gown*
He looks like that Dos Equis beer guy.. the "most interesting man in the world" blah.. blah.
She has that greasy look that Lohan gets. She needs to learn how to use soap when she washes herself.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Nightgown in public. So classy, Spaz.
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