Would You Two Like To Be Alone?
Before leaving North America on a COMMERCIAL FLIGHT (it's all their welfare pounds could afford them) yesterday afternoon, Prince William and Duchess Kate spent the morning doing arts shit with a bunch of kids at the Inner City Arts in L.A. They painted pictures of snails, they made handprint plaques and then Prince Willy perfectly ended his trip to California by rolling out a statue of something that I may or may not try to harden in my down low kiln. There are minors in this post, so I'm not going to say anything that will cause Chris Hansen to pull out of his side whore in order to pour me a glass of watered down iced tea.
Let's just say that Prince Willy's art piece isn't a bottom-heavy, wiggly uncut peen, and is simply just his artistic interpretation of what Prince Philip's tongue looks like when The Queen finally puts down her purse (a euphemism: that's one) at the end of the night. Yes, Prince Philip's tongue is shaped just like Jennifer Love Hewitt.
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I just saw video footage of them on E! News. Before the clay they sat and watched the kids perform or something. The camera was to the side of them.
Willy was faced forward looking bored as hell, but clapping.
Waity was clapping and smiling- toward the video camera.
Oh yeah, they're sooooooooo in love. She doesn't want attention/money at alllllllll.
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Hey kids let's make a Monarchy!
I wonder if baldy wills has a nice schlong?
Submitted by vegaschick on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:01am.
Thats what i thought exactly.
bullshit they would ever fly commercial.
there is no way baldy and vanilla plane jane would go to the check in counter, go through security and get finger raped.
then go to the gate and sit with the rest of public for their flight.
just bullshit
Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 1:33pm.
Co sign. I buy his love, but not really hers, and I don't even think his is that passionate. I don't see how anyone can look at pictures of them and think "love." I think admiration and mutual respect, less, but the love is either going to grow or fade when he sees the dollar signs and like someone else said, the tiaras in her eyes.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 12:24pm.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 1:33pm.
Well he (and Charles) wanted to marry someone else. Waity just lucked out. No one else wanted Prince Willy and his fucked up family. At least no sane girl who actually comes from money wanted to be apart of that mess.
They are very beautiful and I would bake cookies for them both.
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
So to meet the royals you have to be a movie star or the child of homeless Mexican illegals?
And Wilmer Valderama didn't meet them?
Submitted by vegaschick on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:01am.
Um, not for nothing, but exactly what "commercial" flight were they on? Being driven out to the tarmac in a Range Rover and climbing up stairs to the plane is how they do private charters. I used to be a flight attendant, there is no way that's a commercial flight.
Their PR people are making it sound like they were gonna be schlepping around the Southwest terminal at LAX eating lunch at Sbarro and fighting a hundred other passengers for the one single outlet in the terminal to charge their laptops. Sheesh.
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hahaha. The two of them getting groped by TSA... I can believe they drove them out on the tarmac for a commercial flight. I saw it done once with a much less special couple. I also bet the British secret service personally searched every damn bag in cargo.
Submitted by dcgirl on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:12am.
Team Will and Kate. Hopeless romantic that I am, I like seeing a couple so unpretentiously and openly in love with each other. That's why I disagree that they are boring. Couples genuinely in love have the hottest, most unselfish sex.
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@dcgirl: Life lesson, my dear.
ALL sex is selfish. *LOL*
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
Submitted by snowball on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 1:05pm.
In some of these pics you can at least see that these two have real affection and are comfortable touching each other.
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I don't doubt Wills is sincere...however, I have serious doubts about Katie Sharp's feelings for him. If this was a comic strip I'd see a tiara in her eyes whenever she looks at him instead of hearts. The PR team behind them is working over time to make them seem as down-to-earth and democratic as can be...wearing off-the-rack outfits more than once and flying commercial...very well-played. Also, the fact that he was allowed to marry a commoner to begin with is part of the royal family's PR strategy to improve their own image. Whether Wills feelings are real or not, this marriage would have never been allowed to take place just a couple of decades ago.
"A hole's a hole as long as there's a little heat in there." - suckandfuck
"The dudes look plucked and pampered while the chicks look fucked and tampered. I love it." - MK
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I'm team Will and Kate too. Some idiot decided when they're in public the royals aren't supposed to show any affection or touch each other unless it's necessary or gives a good photo op. The woman even usually walks a few steps behind the guy.
In some of these pics you can at least see that these two have real affection and are comfortable touching each other. No lips or not, I think she's pretty and balding or not, I think he's pretty good-looking. Not PHG's level, but he's not a two-bagger.
I think Di would definitely approve of Will marrying someone like Kate.
Team Make It Stop.
I don't mind these two, but I am tired of the comments left on various blogs by geezers, Diana lovers and bored hausefraus. I am creeped out by people talking about "Catherine" serving as a role model for younger generations and bringing sleeves back into fashion and people casually mentioning breeding like we were animals or it was the 1900s.
I worked as a ceramist for a couple o' years, and yes I made a few dildos. Also pot bowls and nug jars. Fun times!
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:42am.
Submitted by guest on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 10:29am
You know there are better polo players but they digress to His Majesty. Tut tut. Can you even imagine how offended he would be if he lost....especially on American soil??? LOL. It would suck to be him with all the ass kissing.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by guest on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 10:29am.
Me thinks they let him win the polo match. Jussst sayin.
hehehe that was exzackery what I was thinking when he won. I mean thay had to, right?
What is with LA? You touch down and immediately lose all body fat? Kate's 20 lbs thinner than the engagement pictures and she doesn't need to be! Starting to look haggard like a starlet.
Team Will and Kate. Hopeless romantic that I am, I like seeing a couple so unpretentiously and openly in love with each other. That's why I disagree that they are boring. Couples genuinely in love have the hottest, most unselfish sex.
Um, not for nothing, but exactly what "commercial" flight were they on? Being driven out to the tarmac in a Range Rover and climbing up stairs to the plane is how they do private charters. I used to be a flight attendant, there is no way that's a commercial flight.
Their PR people are making it sound like they were gonna be schlepping around the Southwest terminal at LAX eating lunch at Sbarro and fighting a hundred other passengers for the one single outlet in the terminal to charge their laptops. Sheesh.
Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 10:39am.
With that said, I'm still sick of these friggin' limeys!!! *LOL*
Fish and Chip yourselves back to Jolly Old England, ya wankers!!! *LOL*
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Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:19pm.
You name should be El Retardo.
Willy actually looks good in these pics! The tan is hot. As for Waity, she knows how to play the part, I'll give her that. Although that Stepford smile is irritating.
i guess it's off to make royal babies now.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 10:35am.
I'm in the minority, I know, but I like them too. When I was looking through the pics, I was thinking that Di would be proud.
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I like them too. I think William is charming. But then I'm an anglophile, I'm fascinated with everything British, including British history and their royalty. Although the Romanovs are still my #1 obsession.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 10:35am.
I'm in the minority, I know, but I like them too. When I was looking through the pics, I was thinking that Di would be proud.
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I think Diana would be proud of both of her sons and I'm sure William took his mother into consideration when choosing Kate and Kate made sure she changed herself and prepared herself to handle the life of a future modern Queen.
Believe me, she is not naturally like this. They both matured and worked on getting into this place in their lives (with the help of others, of course).
With that said, I'm still sick of these friggin' limeys!!! *LOL*
Fish and Chip yourselves back to Jolly Old England, ya wankers!!! *LOL*
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
HaHa. You all know Kate is pissed that this trip turned out to be a total flop. She probably thought she'd be at A-List parties with movie stars and studio honchos and instead she got the BAFTA party, J Lo and art projects with poor brown kids.
I'm in the minority, I know, but I like them too. When I was looking through the pics, I was thinking that Di would be proud.
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Me thinks they let him win the polo match. Jussst sayin.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
At least they hung out with little Hispanic/Mexican kids this time.
Usually the black kids are the token minorities being shown off at these events, but they mixed it up and put in the other Majority/Minority up to showcase.
Everyone knows that Mexico is going to annex Southern California back pretty soon. To hell with the Mexican American War! *LOL* The Aztec Empire is making a comeback, baby!!!
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
She has this permanent, pasted grin on her face, while he always looks bored by her, always looks away from her. Ah, young love.
sweetas, you owe me a coke hooker!
Am I supposed to be impressed that they flew Commercial?
Oh hell naw. They should have been in first class with Octomom and her 8 little disasters and then tell me they are flying Commercial.
I dont' care if they took a rowboat, just send them home anyway you can... and take Posh and Becks with them!
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
Raul:
Hahahahhaaa!
Like Louie CK said the other night, the royals are pasty white cockmeat.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 10:15am.
SO BORED WITH LIMEYS. *off to Dennys for lunch*
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I'm coming with!
*scurries along behind*
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Girls watch porn too!:
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SO BORED WITH LIMEYS. *off to Dennys for lunch*
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Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:19pm.
You name should be El Retardo.
I like them! Kate paid her dues and certainly waited a long time for this, some of that time not knowing if he would ever marry her I'm sure. She always looks flawless. She could stand to put on five pounds and she needs some lips, but nobody is perfect. They are doing good things all over the globe. Plus, the history of the English monarchy is fascinating.
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Ahahahaha spankypants!!
Kate *dabs crotch with a silk kercheif*
Had to listen the local retarded anchortwat praddle on and on cuz somehow her derrrrrrr ass scored an invite to that rigged polo match Baldy here played in on Saturday, yeah like the common man here in Sactown really gives a shit about the hat you wore to a polo match bitch.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.
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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.
Welfare money isn't too wrong actually since the british tax payers pay for their lives and Kate's dresses.
is he the Antichrist or some reptilian evil type,cause if he is not,this is some boring i love monarchy shit
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 10:04am.
Brits are so disgusting. Go home and have your fish n chips and spotted dick! USA USA USA! Dang.
Because I am very immature, I always love to go into this one supermarket and ask if they have any Spotted Dick. They get on the loudspeaker and say "Will the grocery manager please call customer service there is a customer looking for some Spotted Dick." I think they get a kick out of it too because I have gotten away with it several times. When I do find it in a store I love to take cans of it and put it in a bunch of old ladies carts.
SHRUG JINX EEG!! lol
Family Guy: High-Class British Porn:
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Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 10:06am.
LOL El B, you forgot to hack on their teefs!!
Oh yeah! While ya back in UK you limey bastards don't get your teeth whitened, its embarrassing your brown snaggly teeth subjects. Sheeeeeeeeet y'all!
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Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:19pm.
You name should be El Retardo.
They are total rice cakes, but they're cute. I don't get the "anorexic" thing for Kate, I don't see any sunken cheeks or jutting collarbones. She just looks naturally thin to me. *shrugs*
I dunno, to me their body language speaks of real affection and love.
*shrug*
Submitted by RufusR on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 9:49am.
She's so skinny and boring and has no lips. He could've married anyone but chose her? Why not choose someone more interesting and attractive? He's a bore and the two of them together? Major snooze fest.
I totally agree. Also, these two look like they have the same chemistry that I have with the sink full of dishes that I have to clean everynight. Now, I would love to see him with either Jodie Marsh or Jordan. That would be a real riot. Literally and figeratively. The queen would either die of a massive coronary or disown William before that happened.
Someone let me know when the royal coverage on Dlisted is over. We're not even a commonwealth, so who gives a fuck about these pasty ugly fucks? I wish I could log on to this site and find something I want to read, but for the past few days it's been an invasion with no warning that "the British are coming". OVER IT.
These two are so vanilla I can't imagine them having wild sexy time.
Are you ready Kate?
Yes William
Think of England. Do it for your Queen.
Is it in William?
Yes Kate
Are you finished?
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