Pimp Mama Kris Debuts Her New Pulled Pork Face
Kris Jenner got her face cut off, lifted and stitched last month just so she can look fresh for her main hooker's wedding on August 20th and she showed off the results while shopping at her store with a camera crew and Lara Spencer yesterday. Kris Jenner before looked like if Joyce DeWitt's mug shot got stuck to the front of Larry from Three's Company head, and she still looks like that but with a facelift and a winking nostril.
Seriously, this is why getting a facelift freaks me out. You go in with normal face and you come out with frozen face and a wonky nostril. Nose looking like it's doing an impersonation of Parasite Hilton and shit. That's not the look. Kris Jenner looked fine before. Instead of getting her face lifted, she should've gotten her brain lifted out of her ass.
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She looks just fine for me, I can understand criticism on a bad plastic surgery job but I don't think it's the case here. She looks younger and more beautiful, don't blame her for wanting that. In fact after seeing her new look my first thought was to call my plastic surgeon.
This is really beat fun and pleasure for the fana and well wishers of the Pimp Mama Kris as she Debuts Her New Pulled Pork Face.Thanks for the information.
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Submitted by Ninaliz on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 12:14pm.
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On topic: I am so bored with this family. Ugh!
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She's looks OK. Not Fantastic but I wouldn't run away in fear screaming for my mortal soul.
I'm going to make some pulled pork this week. Takes about 6 - 7 hours to cook in the oven, but tastes so good. I make mine with tomato based bbq sauce. mm mm good.
still a piece of trash pimp face lift or not...god how I loathe this fame whore and her clan..can they please just dis the fuck appear already!!
I think she looks good. She's actually prettier than her daughters. Although that isn't hard lol.
Submitted by ortiz on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 2:39pm.
I agree she didn't really need it but at least she's never had that awful bleached-blonde hair that 90% of women in L.A. have
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^This!
And LMFAO at "Pulled Pork Face".
And Fucking Classy, the explanation for broke people buying ugly $1000 bags is...... even in the midst on a massive economic crisis, there will never be a shortage of follower morons.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Also, I misread this as "Pig Mama Kris".
Submitted by Mas71 on Sun, 07/17/2011 - 12:01pm.
This is what Prince will look like in his open casket.
hahaha I was thinking today......when I die, I hope the funeral director does a good job. I've been to some wakes that just left me speechless.....we're just talking hair and makeup, not the deeper emotions.....I mean the person is dead, so they're working at a major disadvantage but morticians go to school for embalming, not aesthetics.
God, I hate people.
Wait--This dried up hag got a facelift for "the wedding"? Were we to presume that Kim Krappyass is actually going to get married to whoever it is and not just be "engaged" for some random length of time until she comes up with another publicity stunt idea?
I wasn't taking this thing seriously at all, and now I see there is nothing left on the registry but napkin rings made from petrified cord blood, and they are kind of steep.
This is why I love you MK--you refer to Kris as a pimp and Kim as a hooker, which is the truth! It's always been known that you don't get on the cover of Playboy unless you have unprotected sex with Hef.
http://www.celebitchy.com/2635/ex-playmate_reveals_nasty_details_of_hugh...
I think she stole her earrings from "The Basket Ball Wives"
This is what Prince will look like in his open casket.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 9:39pm.
Look at those cheap pressed-tin earrings. They sell better quality jewelry on Canal Street. Doesn't she know where to buy the good stuff? Fuck. My MIL would laugh this janky bitch out of town.
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Probably got 'em for $826 at DASH.
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Ummm yeah, me no likey. When will people learn that a face lift actually makes you look 10 years older not younger. And why does SHE need to have surgery? It's her daughters wedding not hers. Plus we see her on TV all the time. Who does she think she's fooling?
Too bad there's no such thing as conscience transplant.
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In a desperate attempt to reclaim her youthful good looks, Kris has her skin suit pulled taut and the extra lopped off and tossed in the trash. The ultimate betrayal is that Kris now resembles a younger, thinner version of Bruce.
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She should have had her stretched out earlobes reduced. Girl stop wearing heavy earrings!
Submitted by dementa on Sun, 07/17/2011 - 12:35am.
Submitted by Kelly Ann on Sun, 07/17/2011 - 12:26am.
Talking about farm animals is more fun than talking about Kris Jenner.
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Kardashians more fun than a barrel of monkeys
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Submitted by Kelly Ann on Sun, 07/17/2011 - 12:26am.
Talking about farm animals is more fun than talking about Kris Jenner.
You know what animals I could definitely, absolutely slaughter? Reality stars.
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Submitted by jsl48813 on Sun, 07/17/2011 - 12:05am.
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....You had hepatitis?
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Submitted by dementa on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 11:14pm.
I could kill a cow, though. Cows always struck me as assholes.
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Some cows are, indeed, assholes. A lot of them are very very sweet and lovable and will want to snuggle and nuzzle you and they don't realize that they have huge skulls that can crush you. It's so sweet.
I'm probably biased though, because I haven't eaten a cow in 13 years. When you don't eat them, your cow sympathy hormones kick in.
What were we talking about again? Kris Jenner? Huh.
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I suspect the Kardashian's read Dlisted. So I will come right out and say it. Fuck them. They are like the stain I had on my underwear when I had hepatitis.
I suspect the Kardashian's read Dlisted. So I will come right out and say it. Fuck them. They are like the stain I had on my underwear when I had hepatitis.
Bitch looks the same to me.
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Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 7:37pm.
I could never kill a piggie because they're so intelligent, and the smarter an animal is the more "human" they seem. I could kill a cow, though. Cows always struck me as assholes.
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She looks like the Evil Queen from Snow White who applied too much Sevin Nyne (or however the hell you spell that shit)
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Kim still looks older than her
Look at those cheap pressed-tin earrings. They sell better quality jewelry on Canal Street. Doesn't she know where to buy the good stuff? Fuck. My MIL would laugh this janky bitch out of town.
Suzy Farkis on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 9:11pm.
That's not just a facelift, she's loaded with fillers, or bad cheek implants. Or both. Facelifts on women look pretty natural if you're not pulled too tight and you don't do the fillers.
LOL! I'm honestly waiting for some elitist snob who insist on getting their pets face-lifts to match to their own.
Men should never do facelifts. They look good with their wrinkles and like butch lesbians without them.
I protest. Mel Gibson could do well with a little nip and tuck and botox. I hate that his hotness is totally GONE. GONE. GOOOOOOONE.
Of course, he's an asshole so is most of Hollywhackoweirdo.
Peirce Brosnan looked good with wrinkles UP TO A POINT and then his looks hit a wall too and now he just looks grizzled.
Eh. Easy to be snarky from behind a computer screen though... I digress.
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That's not just a facelift, she's loaded with fillers, or bad cheek implants. Or both. Facelifts on women look pretty natural if you're not pulled too tight and you don't do the fillers. My mother-in-law had one (despite my husband pleading with her not to) and she still looked her age but better, more rested. That's how they should be done. A facelift though is just pulling the face up and out - under and upper eyelid and eyebrow lifts, the forehead and the neck, are all extra. And since you can't pull the skin around the mouth, they burn it all off with chemicals. With the huge red burn around her mouth and swollen eyeballs, my mother-in-law looked like Homer Simpson for about a week.
Men should never do facelifts. They look good with their wrinkles and like butch lesbians without them.
Oh my. A little more scotch-tape, lubricant and latex and Kris could be my long lost sister.
Welcome to club face-off, dear!
@ Uncle Brain-fart:
...I understand having a giant ass is sexy, but that looks uncomfortable. I bet she has to have her pants tailored.
UBF:
http://celebrity-gossip.net/kim-kardashian/kim-kardashian-takes-flight-p...
Lol, no Saix, it was this one, with the Mom Jeans:
http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2011/07/people-of-lax.html
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@Uncle Brain Fart
http://www.thesuperficial.com/kim-kardashian-butt-pad-implants-07-2011
Those?
the plastic surgoen should've done us all a favor and sown kris's vag shut so she can't reproduce any more media whores...
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 7:44pm.
I saw it on another site. Lemme see....
Looks the same to me. LOL at the gramma earlobes!!!
Lara Spencer used to be one of the hosts on "Antiques Roadshow" and she had this very WASPy appearance and manner. I assumed she was a classy person. Then she winds up licking celeb ass on a tabloid TV show. What a whore. But she's a good actress, because I totally bought her Social Register act.
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I tried to find that shit on TMZ to post a link, i guess she had TMZ remove the unflattering photos, cause i cant find that shit to save my life.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 7:31pm.
TMZ had a pic of Kim K. at an airport wearing Jeans. She looks like she is wearing a gigantic diaper underneath. That mule-ass of hers only looks bearable when she wears one of those Spanx sausage mummy dresses.
Exactly right. She looked awful. I think it was worse when she was not wearing high heels.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 7:35pm.
So we're sure Kris Jenner and Joyce DeWitt are not the same person. Cuz I thought they were.
No, aside from her driving arrest, I think Joyce DeWitt is an all right person. She knows how to hold a grudge, I know, and I do like that in a person.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 7:29pm.
@joe Shmoe
I think you are thinking Kielbasa...
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YES, UBF! That's it. :D
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You can also roast/bake/broil/smoke a small pig roast (butt or loin etc.) rather than the whole hog until it's tender enough to pull apart too.
I read somewhere that pig is supposed to taste the closest to human flesh which is rather off-putting since I really love my pork products.
To be honest, if I had to kill my own animals to eat meat, I'd wuss out.
Is there such a thing as pig milk? Pig cheese?
/appetite off
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 7:19pm.
Well, the term is "everything but the squeal" but bones, hooves and teeth aren't consumed, and the animals are eviscerated before cooking, of course. Everything else is fair game, though. :)