Open Post: Hosted By Ryan Gosling's Dog George
I have a jacked up haircut, have been known to chew on my own toe nails, usually wear only one sock and start wagging when I see an apple (especially an apple like this) and I will never ever EVER ever be as cool as Ryan Gosling's dog George. This is one thing I learned from watching this clip of Ryan and George on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. The other thing I learned is that I want to crystallize Ryan's voice and sprinkle it on my poutine. (<--- If that sentence was a drag queen it's name would be Youffa Nizm.)
But really, we get it, Ryan! Your dog is the new definition of awesome. Your dog is basically calling the giant pubic landing strip on his body a "mohawk" and we agree with him. Your dog is setting new trends by wearing one sock. Your dog is the Cherie from Punky Brewster of dogs. Your dog is so special that I'm sure he shits apple cobbler. Okay, I'm not joking about that last one. Have you ever fed a dog an apple? I have, and even after Sunshine Cleaning came and did their best job, the pavement outside of my apartment building was never the same again.
What I'm really trying to say here is that I'm going to make my dog get plastic surgery to look just like Ryan Gosling's dog.
OOOOOOOH! METALLICA!!!!!!!!!!!
I've seen them 3 times.
EXCELLENT show.
from athens
I'll see you tomorrow, my friend.
Thanks for the music
*Shaking It*
Good Night ESE!
alright... i really gotta go, folks... damn ya all for keeping me occupied for tonight!LOL!
my request to you all(lurkers included!).... shake it like a gopher!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCXy5SkdO30
animal crackers before bed, and be good to each other, folks!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by from athens on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 2:37am.
damn you guys,hunting high and low is now on my mind and i can't hate on Morten!but i will post this piece of ideal childhood without alts and ugliness.
http://youtu.be/65PiKsNhCsc
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I want my childhood back!
ESE I know that's why I send it to you.
It's kinda funneh :)
But Pink is GOD!
http://youtu.be/UodDJEE49V0
also dedicated with love to Mrs Campbell
Submitted by Lemonene on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 2:31am.
heehee!!... you're treading thin ice, as i see Pink as "GOD", but... 'eh... let's do a cover, shall we?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBupjIvAhkw
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
from athens
Wicked!
Hi ESE!
You are RIGHT! The cover is better!!
I have to give you a weird and good cover in return!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_aYli_1iqs
;)
ETA: I dont' think the cover is better
from athens
damn! that was awesome, as always!
And I have to say that level of crazy freaks me out!
@Lemonene... let's hope you can run it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftVEwlnVmNg
what?... i like the cover better!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
shit!wrong video
http://youtu.be/Fv80DLlUwNQ
Lemonene of course my friend!due to the extra level of crazy i will post this beauty
http://youtu.be/a-UQadz7dog
@from athens
Hello friend!
Don't you have a little jewel to share?
I'm getting addicted ;)
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 11:31pm.
Sometimes I just miss the 90's...
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Aww that doggie is cute.
My cocker spaniel loved to eat apples with her front teeth
*sigh* I really want that doggeh. So fucking cute.
one more, and... this one's for MK for putting up with all of this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4D1HSL7P98
later days, all!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
what?... it's on random, and i'm not sleepy just yet...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GqAJqFQcGE
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
surely it is...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BteIwbKU_iQ
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
http://youtu.be/a-UQadz7dog
i landed in op, right?... i'm just gonna put this here because it seems fitting...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXvV2ALV0bg
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 8:40pm.
Correct answer: 2.16 minutes
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I'll take it! A match made in heaven as far as I'm concerned, since most commercial breaks are 3 minutes. Sessy times + 44 seconds left over = WINNING, Duh!
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"Look. Lets just cut to the chase. If you are so into me, then lets go to the bathroom, you can blow me and I can get back to my dinner." - The Piv
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 8:37pm.
@CSG, i see you are a big old softie , too...lol
She is really trying to piss me off now. 4 Bedroom House and she has to be IN THE BED with the kid with the cat-allergy. And i m scared to move her cause of her biting...
*shakes fist*
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LOLZ - UBF, you in danger girl. Mama Kitty sounds like she's settled in just fine, and will allow you to remain in HER house as long as you provide optimal food, water, toys etc.
I'm looking forward to the stories of how Mama K is running the house. I've got a feeling this feline has major personality. Good luck to all of you!
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"Look. Lets just cut to the chase. If you are so into me, then lets go to the bathroom, you can blow me and I can get back to my dinner." - The Piv
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 4:55pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 4:15pm.
*attempts to unobtrusively check out jazzy's crotch in order to figure length x width x girth divided by number of beers to = minutes of pleasure before sleep takes over.
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Correct answer: 2.16 minutes
@CSG, i see you are a big old softie , too...lol
She is really trying to piss me off now. 4 Bedroom House and she has to be IN THE BED with the kid with the cat-allergy. And i m scared to move her cause of her biting...
*shakes fist*
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
Submitted by Jana on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 5:43pm.
ok, I know I've been yapping about this since Saturday, but I had lost my friends, purse, money, keys, cards and everything after the Metallica concert.
*tries to relate*
I lost my virginity after an A-ha concert...but that's another story.
Ahahahahahhahahaha UBF - you are the living embodiment of the expression "No good deed goes unpunished".
HS, please know that I'm not laughing at you, but with you, because this is exactly the type of scenario I've been caught in before. Years ago, my ex and I took in an adorable older mutt we found wandering in a picnic grove. We cleaned him up, cut his hair, visually checked him over and thought he seemed fine. I remember asking what kind of POS could dump this dog in the woods, he was so loving and attentive.
I guess we didn't check him closely enough because about a week after we brought him home, my ex noticed a small red lump on the inside of his right leg. Yep, you guessed it, cancer. Of course by that time not only had we bonded with the dog, but our other dog had too (our German Shepherd took to protecting that little guy so quickly, it was nuts. Maybe he sensed his medical situation). Long story short, $1200 later, the dog was fine. He lived another five years and brought much joy and laughter to our family because he had a great personality. I've never regretted the money we spent for his treatment, but I still laugh at how we thought it would be so easy to take in a dog and integrate him into our family. Famous last words!
Best of luck with your kitties. You're probably kicking yourself the same way I did at first, but just know that you're providing a beautiful experience for your boys. And hopefully when they're older, you can leverage this story into full-on guilt that will result in the boys buying you a Carribean cruise or spa visit.
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"Look. Lets just cut to the chase. If you are so into me, then lets go to the bathroom, you can blow me and I can get back to my dinner." - The Piv
Why does Jimmy Fallon have a laptop on his desk? (And what a strange, ugly little desk it is, too.) Are his guests that boring that he needs something to occupy himself during the show? If Ryan Gosling's dog hadn't wanted to be on the show, would Jimmy Fallon have visited Lainey Gossip while Ryan Gosling blabbed on about his dumb movie? And why is he wearing a suit and tie? Who fights tooth and nail to make it to the top in show business only to end up in a dorky suit and tie every day?
No wonder I don't watch this program.
Hey Jana - ever been to a Metallica concert?
Two new arrests in near-fatal opening-day beating of Giants fan in Dodgers parking lot; original suspect supposedly exonerated. Now that's a surprising development.
The cuntbag of a cat has to stay inside tonight to make sure she doesn`t eat anything until tomorrow (surgery day) and she hates me for it. So far she has bitten me 3 times. I am tempted to say, fuck it, fuck yourself to death then , with 20 more litters of kittens til your uterus hangs out.
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
Submitted by Jana on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 5:43pm.
ok, I know I've been yapping about this since Saturday, but I had lost my friends, purse, money, keys, cards and everything after the Metallica
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Well at least you got your purse back.
And I would like Metallica if Lars Ulrich were out of the band. I hate that self righteous asshole.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Did anyone see this, this tortiose i guess lost one of it's legs,so someone attached a wheel to it's shell...
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/video/tortoise-gets-wheel-leg-14128119
This needs to be tomorrow's hotslut.
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Please get the fuck out ---->
Gotdamn that's a gorgeous doggy.
Ryan Reynolds somehow manages to out-dick himself in every new vid/pic/story. Competition for Timberlake?LOL
*kidnaps George*
Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 5:32pm.
Queenie - don't let writers block hold you up or hold you back. Blast through that motherfuckin wall and GIVE US SOME EROTICA!
Damn girl, don't you realize you have a responsibility to us spinsters? We need a release somewhere!
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"Look. Lets just cut to the chase. If you are so into me, then lets go to the bathroom, you can blow me and I can get back to my dinner." - The Piv
ok, I know I've been yapping about this since Saturday, but I had lost my friends, purse, money, keys, cards and everything after the Metallica concert. By the end of the night, there were no more taxi's available, I was lost. I ended up sneaking into 2 buses for free and calling a cab home from where I eventually got off. I had to wake up my neighbor to pay for the taxi, and unlock my apartment building (he has extra keys). Today, i have my purse and keys back and owe my neighbor $23 for the cab. What a shitty ending to a great show.
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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 5:31pm.
been checking in (not always posting) and haven't seen you. I hope all is going well (especially the erotica, I read your writing and that's some damn good stuff)!
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Thank you! Thankyewverymuch! Looking for a job, trying to overcome writer's block, trying to keep from killing the old man ... I have been lurking, just not posting lately.
*blows kisses to CSG*
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 5:12pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 4:57pm.
Math is sexy. I've had (X) amounts of vino, so far, in (Y) amount of time, at a porcelain-god distance of (Z), with the rate (R) of up-chuckery, for a late arrival of time (T) tomorrow morning for work.
I'm TGIF fucked, once again. {{hugs to you all}}
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Cappy! I am having some cheap ass chardonnay. *raises glass in toast*
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Queenie!! Where have you been? I've been checking in (not always posting) and haven't seen you. I hope all is going well (especially the erotica, I read your writing and that's some damn good stuff)!
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"Look. Lets just cut to the chase. If you are so into me, then lets go to the bathroom, you can blow me and I can get back to my dinner." - The Piv
Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 5:12pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 4:57pm.
Math is sexy. I've had (X) amounts of vino, so far, in (Y) amount of time, at a porcelain-god distance of (Z), with the rate (R) of up-chuckery, for a late arrival of time (T) tomorrow morning for work.
I'm TGIF fucked, once again. {{hugs to you all}}
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Cappy! I am having some cheap ass chardonnay. *raises glass in toast*
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{{QUEEENIEEEE}} Can I haz cheap ass chard?? *tips glass*
Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 4:57pm.
Math is sexy. I've had (X) amounts of vino, so far, in (Y) amount of time, at a porcelain-god distance of (Z), with the rate (R) of up-chuckery, for a late arrival of time (T) tomorrow morning for work.
I'm TGIF fucked, once again. {{hugs to you all}}
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Cappy! I am having some cheap ass chardonnay. *raises glass in toast*
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 4:57pm.
HAHAHAHHA! That's funny!
Ugh, it's SO HOT outside. I just had to walk 10 blocks and I thought I was going to stroke out. I REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY hate to say this after the awful 3 months of winter...but I miss the cold.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Math is sexy. I've had (X) amounts of vino, so far, in (Y) amount of time, at a porcelain-god distance of (Z), with the rate (R) of up-chuckery, for a late arrival of time (T) tomorrow morning for work.
I'm TGIF fucked, once again. {{hugs to you all}}
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 4:15pm.
*attempts to unobtrusively check out jazzy's crotch in order to figure length x width x girth divided by number of beers to = minutes of pleasure before sleep takes over.
FML, why is maff so hard?
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"Look. Lets just cut to the chase. If you are so into me, then lets go to the bathroom, you can blow me and I can get back to my dinner." - The Piv
For those who were talking about Old Navy discounts:
Online coupon code for Old Navy - 30% off:
ONBIG30
I just used it, it works*, expires tomorrow.
*Well I know it reduced the price, I couldn't tell you if it was actually by 30% BECAUSE I DON'T DO MAFF!!! DAMMIT.
Ahahahaha!! See, if jazzy was my math teacher, I would have learned something!!
@Migraine Sally - isn't it disturbing? Division and shit.
@AnastasiaBeaverhausen - can you believe I brought up the topic of big boobs AND THEY STILL WANT TO TALK ABOUT MATH!!!
Jesus wept. Is it the heat? What the fuckety fuck is a-goin' ON here?
*pulls out calculator*
Hmm math talk...
I want to eat your pi and finger your division until you scream, "I'm summing, I'm summing!"
LOL@ girth volume!
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