Presenting Bieber Affleck!

John Travolta better work on his fightin' moves, because it's looking like he'll have to scrap with a bitch for the last possum carcass left on the side of the road. The bitch being Ben Affleck. As the woodland creatures mourned the loss of their own, Ben strolled around L.A. with a stale Bieber strapped to his dome and shit looks a mess. If Ben wants to browse through the Raquel Welch wig collection for a new look, fine. But couldn't he couldn't he sit next to Beyonce for some wig advice (wigvice?), because that dreadful sick mop of mess on his head looks like it should have an IV stuck in the top of it while it sleeps in a cage at the ASPCA. Don't stare at it too long or that Sarah McLachlan song will start playing and you'll start looking for an 800 number to flash on your screen.

Where the hell is a scorned Miss Brazil loser when you really need one?

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Animal Stories • Ben Affleck

Submitted by garygar8m on Mon, 10/03/2011 - 11:42pm.

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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 6:55pm.

This is the picture in the dictionary that accompanies the word DOUCHEFACE.

No excuses; that's just vile.

Submitted by Slutleena on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 9:52pm.

I believe a lot of the wig blind items are about Ben. That hair is horrible. Worse than the stuff he was wearing before.

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Alana Smithee

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 9:31pm.

Ben was the guy in the band whom all the girls called the "cheating, gambling one."

Submitted by Mcatz on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 9:29pm.

I see you Ben Afflicted. Hank Moody you are NOT!!

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The chocolate cupcakes are like, "Shit, I hope she doesn't try to fuck me."

Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 9:19pm.

If this do isn't for a film, I have to give him credit for having the balls to walk around like that.

Perhaps he's celebrating NY's gay marriage?

The lesbian side, of course.

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Submitted by not shocked on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 6:38pm.

nice 80's International Male wig

Submitted by angry_secretary on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 5:28pm.

I'm still dying over how hot he was in The Town.

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"Wrist full of colorful rubberbands!" - album reviewer extraordinaire Khia

quite fittingly...

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Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 4:31pm.

Say something nice, say something nice...

He's a good director and brought the talented Amy Ryan to the big screen. Um, what else? Um, um, um... he's better looking than The Situation.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 4:27pm.

Hey, new rug! Jen must have upped Ben's monthly wig allowance.
Maybe it was a bonus for tactfully dealing with that whole Lopez thing.

Submitted by Honeybadger on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 2:06pm.

Submitted by Opsat1 on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 1:54pm.

That is absolutely the worst hairpiece/wig that I've ever seen. Ever. Ever. Seen. Ever.
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Submitted by Poopele on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 2:00pm.

I think it's for his latest movie: Good Wig Hunting.

Submitted by Whatever on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 1:58pm.

He is a total tool. He should thank Matt Damon for taking him along for the ride.

Submitted by the_hot_chick on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 1:53pm.

MID-LIFE CRISIS ALERT!!!!!!!

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An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.

Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 1:34pm.

Between Kris Humphries and whoever this guy is, it looks like the "second from the right on the human evolution chart" look has officially made a comeback.

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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 1:06pm.

What? The. Fuck. No.

Submitted by Arlene Machiavelli on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 1:04pm.

This hurts to type but Ben *tear*... you are officially not hot.
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Blasphemy *remembers The Town* just get some gel and Just for men...

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 1:03pm.

100 comments for some busted ass hair? How the hell was he like," Yea, this one look's great!"??

Submitted by bornagainChristian on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 12:55pm.

awwwwww.....somewhere a pony is missing it's tail!

looks like AFLAC is having a midlife crisis. sleeping with 20 year olds, probably recently purchased a fiberglass toupe, and now this crap on his head....tsk tsk...he probably thinks he looks all hot too. sad. next he'll be sporting the douchestache...a goatee. watch.

kevin nealon rocks this look better. not sayin much.

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 12:46pm.

Jennifer Garner sucked all his hotness out.
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."

Submitted by Cara on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 12:42pm.

I thought he looked the best in his film The Town. He was super fit and had a short buzz cut. This shit just looks terrible.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 2:04pm.

I meant to say LEAVE LINDSAY A LOAN!!! I heard she's out of money.

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Poor thing. I know somebody who'll give her $50 to suck his cock. Give her my number;)

ETA: Hey! You tricked me! *pretends to add this to the Lohon thread*

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 12:36pm.

Dammit edited.

Oh well he looks like Betty Whites twat.

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 12:25pm.

What the...?

I think he's a very handsome guy, and I always did appreciate that he was manly. A gambling, drinking, cheating man - which are all things I disapprove of, but they're pretty male, ya know? He wasn't one for tight deep-V Tshirts and skinny jeans. Pretty traditional guy.

This? I can't even.

Submitted by Opsat1 on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 12:24pm.

That is absolutely the worst hairpiece/wig that I've ever seen. Ever. Ever. Seen. Ever.

Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:32am.

anyway, Paul McCartney ditched that hairstyle 40 years ago...

Submitted by Bunnyman on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:30am.

This has to be some kind of movie role or a mental aberration. I can't imagine anyone over the age of 12 actually wanting to look like the Lesbeaver.

Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:28am.

in case it hasn't been said already, looks like the answer to that blind about who's completely bald, with a closetfull of wigs that would make Star Jones jealous.

Submitted by saltydog88 on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:23am.

With that hair he looks like he should be wearing an Abercrombie t-shirt and trying to pick up young twinks at chicken hawk night at the gay bar

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Submitted by lynniepoo on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:38am.

It's Ridge Forrester!!

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Submitted by K2 on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:09am.

WTF? Please tell me this hair style is for some movie he's in ...

Otherwise, Ben, go get a refund for that lousy lookin' toupee you're sportin'!

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Submitted by kayray on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 12:33pm.
I wish more people could age gracefully. There is a time when you must realize you are too old for certain things and, Ben, you are too old for that haircut. Maybe it hides the plugs better?
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anyone

age appropriate for that haircut ? It's atrocious. I wouldn't let my dog walk around like that. :\

JGarn must be LHAO at home, letting him leave the house like that. sweet revenge.

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Submitted by Pamela on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 12:04pm.
FIGHTING THE HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT, AND DOWN FOR THE COUNT!!!!

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Submitted by kayray on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:03am.

I wish more people could age gracefully. There is a time when you must realize you are too old for certain things and, Ben, you are too old for that haircut. Maybe it hides the plugs better?

Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:39am.

I accidentally ran over a hedgehog a few days ago and felt like shit. That reminds me of ^this^.

Submitted by JillTyrrell on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:38am.

agreed. Gone baby gone was great,though the town apart from Jeremy Renner, was awful.

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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:50am.

Auditioning for Sonic The Hedgehog at Comic-Con?
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HA!... "Sonic the Hedgehog"... good one!

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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
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Submitted by Beyotch Puhlease on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:37am.

I loves me some Ben and I loves his new "do". In fact, I'd let him !?@##! me till my ears leaked! Lawd, mammy that's a fine lookin' mayun!

Now see what you've done. I've got the vapors now. Somebody help me to the faintin' couch.

Submitted by Goldigga on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:37am.

Yuck! He looks like "Emo Dad"! http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/emo-dad#.Ti2vI4Kne_R

Submitted by Pamela on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:34am.

FIGHTING THE HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

Submitted by dementa on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:30am.

Wow. He looks like the douchiest douche in history. Midlife crisis alert.

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Submitted by rocklobster on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:30am.

Holy crap on a cracker. Why walk thru a wind tunnel backward?

Submitted by putas on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:24am.

I know his character is weak as shit and his habit of hookers cards and blow is-WAS out of hand..but I liked him more after seeing Gone baby Gone (disturbing scene alert in movie-- not for emotional parents like moi) and The Town. He has talent. And I like alpha males who are cocky so I'm pretty sure I'd it go balls deep.

I want him to ditch his boring frumpy prissy wife (she was cunty to Gary Busey on the red carpet rolling her eyes w/ Ryan Seacrest. NEVER FORGET!) and hook up with Jennifer Lopez again. Then again two Leos together is exciting but a fucking DISASTER in the end.

This hair is very 'To Catch A Predator' though