Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This celebrity couple is pregnant, but both parties aren’t happy about it.
She is all about the family. She loves children and would happily have whole gaggle of kids. But he is just not that into being a husband and father, and was looking for a way out of the marriage. In fact, he already had one foot out the door. Why? Because an ex of his is going to be back on the market soon, and he was excited about giving that relationship another shot. But with another bun now in the oven, he knows he would look like a total jerk if he left his wife within the next year.
Expect the baby announcement to be made within the next three weeks. And expect him to pretend he’s happy about it. After all, his many talents do include acting. (Blind Gossip)
Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck and JLo? If it is their asses, we should silently gives thanks to that unborn Affleck baby for keeping us from suffering through the second coming of Bennifer 1.0, because their joint interviews are the stuff barf is made of. Thanks for taking one for the team, baby.
When this D List actor dad from a popular, mostly 90′s show couldn’t cut the line on the Indiana Jones ride at Disneyland, he shoved the kid attendant and told him to “Fuck off!” He then yelled at the crowd, “What are you looking at? Don’t act like you people are anything like me. I’ve done things. Don’t fucking look at me!” He stormed out of the ride even though the staff did their best to console him and were polite. Most people stood in shock, but the crowd actually applauded as he left. (BuzzFoto)
Bob Saget was the name my brain first burped up after reading this shit since he was forced to say G-rated words for so long that nowadays all he does is say fuckofffuckofffuckoff on a loop. Dude has a lot of fucks to off since he couldn't say those words for most of the 90s. But I'm going to guess Alfonso Ribeiro, because it's been way too long since I've typed the name Alfonso Ribeiro.
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are not the only celebrity couple who have been able to keep their breakup on the DL. This other dual-celebrity couple has also called it quits after several years of marriage. The husband and wife are each very successful in their chosen professions, though she tends to sample other creative outlets. Both are award nominees/winners, but she is the much more high-profile of the two. The breakup happened several months ago, but they are stalling the public announcement until later this year while the finances and custody arrangements are being worked out. We expect that it will be a very intelligent and civilized divorce (Blind Gossip)
SJP & Matthew Broderick or Fishsticks Paltrow & Chris Martin? If it's the latter, we should've this coming for two reasons: a) Two cunts only work in a lesbian relationship and b) When Fishy talked about how she would rather smoke crack than eat canned cheese, she was obviously making fun of Chris' dick cheese.
This D list actress has not been in anything in forever. Oh, she still has close to A list recognition which is remarkable considering how little she has done in years. It is that child star thing. It sticks with you. Anyway, her boyfriend was overheard commenting the other night that he only stays with her because she is rich, gives great head and has the best supply of coke anywhere in North America. (CDAN)
That's my Kimmy Gibler!
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Why oh why do these fucks believe that getting knocked up is the trump card to holding on to some guy? And more to the point when the guy wants out why oh why does he take the chance in knocking her up? Just plain fuck stain stupidity.
Is Blake still with Leo? I could see Ben leaving Jen for Blake, but not for JLO.
Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner, but the ex is not JLo, it's Goopy.
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Ben wasn't into JLo back then...multiple pictures were taken of them kissing and JLo is all into it and Ben's looking elsewhere...presumably for more poontang.
So if he's trying to leave Jen for JLo that's cuz Ben knows that relationship will self-destruct, which is tabloid gold, which means mo' money and hookers who will 'help him nurse his broken heart' LOL.
Ha...I knew that Ben was gonna leave Jen for Jen...because he left Jen before and went to Jen...but now that Ben is not loving Jen he wants out so that he can go to Jen. Oh Ben!
bwahahahaha *falls over*
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#4 Blossom? Vicky from Small Wonder? Nelly from Little House on the Prarie? Joey Lawrence?
#3- CZJones and Michael Douglass?
1 - Gwen & Gavin, if Pearl Lowe & Danny Goffey are going to split... just cos it says 'celebrity' couple and doesn't actually call either of them actors, but Gavin has dabbled in the thespian thing.
2 - Sasha Mitchell, the van-dwelling Cody from Step By Step
3 - This has to be Fishsticks
4 - Blohan has a boyfriend?
Now I'm really jealous. She's got a lot more game than an olson twin.
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Submitted by PinkPostIt on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 7:37am.
I'm gonna say Drew Barrymore for the last one.
#4 has me a bit jealous--working for a living is a drag. An olson twin fits the a-recognition for an out of work child star--though I didn't know they had male relationships.
I'm gonna say Drew Barrymore for the last one.
Affleck is a selfish & sorry SOB who'll eventually dump Jen & the girls so he can gamble, drink & fuck hookers. He sure doesn't seem interested in being an involved dad. No wonder Matt doesn't want anything to do with him any more.
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Submitted by grommet on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 9:50pm.
I could see Affleck leaving her someday, if nothing else because he doesn't seem very bright and would totally screw up a good thing. I mean, he was dumb enough to do Gigli AND JeLo. He's obviously got the brains of a sea monkey.
That said, I wonder if the well-publicized loving mom thing is partly a clever plan from Jen, in case Ben ever cheats on her or leaves her. The public would immediately be on her side, and even if Ben wanted custody he wouldn't have a chance.
Or maybe I'm cynical.
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fuck yeah fishy! who cares about Beniffer when fishy is amongst the ranks. I think Dlisted fanatics (as am I) will enjoy.
An "intelligent" divorce? WTF does that mean?
I have one word for you, Ben - GIGLI
Bennie better buck the fuck up.
The reason I don't think #2 is Saget is he's always been pretty modest and self-depreciating IRL. Unless he's taken up coke or something, he's not the "Do you know who I am?" kind of guy.
No. 4 is funny, cuz that's exactly how I've always pictured Mary Kate and/or Ashley.
Do not buy Garner's sweetie pie act for a second.
Yeah, she seems like a loving mom until you realize that you think that because she's constantly photographed with her kids. Really? The paparazzi follows a boring ass mother of 2 to Starbucks? Really?
That said, don't see Affleck ever leaving her.
Submitted by dementa on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 9:25pm.
Funny, I think the exact opposite. I think she'll forget about those kids as soon as a man she wants comes into view, especially since they're her ex-husband's.
I'm in the middle between youse: She'll boss the nannies around while they care for the kids, as before. Meanwhile, since there's a breath of new life in the sails, she'll pursue her revived career. (And having a young or rich dude around makes good press.)
Submitted by chlyn on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 9:18pm.
Funny, I think the exact opposite. I think she'll forget about those kids as soon as a man she wants comes into view, especially since they're her ex-husband's.
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Ben clearly needs to be single and mingle.
Even if Jen/Ben divorced, which I don't see happening, I doubt Ben and JLo would still be interested in each other. They broke up for a reason.
I think JLo will concentrate on her kids for a while.
Ben Affleck can't be #1, since--contrary to the Blind Gossip description--his talents do NOT include acting.
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#4 is Mary-Kate Olsen, the twin who was called when Heath Ledger died (and possibly attempted to cover up the cause). Neither of the Olsens has done any significant acting work in years but are still in the public eye and yeah, they're both filthy rich.
As for #2, it's Saget (he's always had a filthy mouth) and #3 is a toss up: either SJP/Broderick or Fishsticks & the equally insufferable but more whiny Martin. SJP & Broderick have the edge, though - I think the operative words in their favor are "intelligent and civilized." If Fishsticks shot her mouth off before about Brad and Ben, you KNOW she'd try to elicit sympathy by trashing Martin. Not exactly intelligent or civilized.
#1 -- I like the Ben Affleck/Jen Garner/JLo guess. Not only because JLo is "just now available again" but because Ben Affleck ALWAYS looks miserable when he's with wifey.
#2 -- Bog Saget for sure. That guy is as dirt as all get out IRL. His character on Full House was *totally* against type.
#3 -- Definitely Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin -- the "intelligent and civilized" is the give-away -- GOOPy always makes sure to remind everyone how "intelligent & civilized" she is.
#4 -- Honest to god this could be anyone -- one of the Olsen twins, one of those Disney kids, or LiLo herself. Ha! Ozzy from Survivor only with her the blow & the head. Just when you thought she couldn't get in any lower.
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Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.
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hmmm for #1 could be Jen Garner/Affleck as the expectant couple after seeing this pic:
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/07/jennifer-garner-baby-bump-...
She looks preggers to me!
Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 6:36pm.
I like Jennifer Garner, she seems like a sweet person. How sad it must be to be your hubby's "settled for".
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I've heard not so nice things about her. Don't be fooled by the dimples, she's just as cutthroat as the rest of them. As for her marriage to Ben, it was no coincidence that she was pregnant when she married BA. Great way to force a man to marry you.
I'm vaccilating between JLo and Fishsticks as the ex soon to be on the market again. I'm leaning towards Fishy.
Ben's mom may have hated JLo, but JLo's mom loved Ben. They both love to gamble. Ben is a complete addictive personality (coke, whores, alcohol, and gambling). I don't feel sorry for JG, she treated Michael Vartan like crap.
And Ben may want to get back with JLo but I can't imagine she'd take him back. He's balding and boring but still wants to party like he is 28. I imagine she'd be over boys like that.
I just think #1 is totally about Ben Affleck wanting to get back with JLo and not the stiff-assed Gwyneth Paltrow. I don't believe for a second Ben would break up a marriage with kids to chase after HER. No one wants Gwyneth. He probably whacks off to JLo's mushy fat ass daily, though. I can see him wanting to get back with her because she's probably good in bed even if that's the only thing she's good at.
I like Jennifer Garner. She's not the prettiest or best actress but she comes off as incredibly sweet to me. And 13 to 30 is my favorite movie of hers. But I am not surprised their marriage is ending, Ben Affleck is a huge manwhore who won't settle down until he is 80 and on life support. You can't turn any ho into a husband.
Wait I always heard Jennifer Garner was a bitch in real life lol this is the first time I hear ppl say nice things about her. Didn't she cheat on her 1st husband for her costar then left him and eventually marry Ben? Ben and Jlo together again would be good for gossip, but I still can't forget how much I hated that couple and what famewhores they had become during the whole relationship.
I don't know if this is what anyone was looking for but after some googling I did come across this bitchy Gwyneth Paltrow interview about her break up with Ben:
http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20471622_516934,00.html
If you can't click it, here's the part that was annoying:
"Actually, during the ''Primetime'' interview, Paltrow is reminded of a joint appearance she and Affleck made on ABC's ''Good Morning America,'' in which he said her perfect man would probably be someone like her father, while she said his perfect woman would be ''any sort of stripper at Scores. Anyone that serves cold beer in a bikini.'' (''Oh, God!'' she laughs. ''Why do I drink before these interviews?'')"
Why does she enjoy publicly putting down her exes? Is she scorned? Did HE dump her? She needs to buy a class on interviewing skills.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 6:41pm.
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I remember one of the scathing comments she made about BA, after they broke upo; something to the effect of that Ben wanted a girl to fetch his beer & *take care* of him.
Translated: he sprays that aerosol cheese on his sammies.
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Goopsticks just should be married to herself.
I think of all the exes J.L has had Ben was actually probably the one who could deal with the whole diva/publicity bs the best. The other men seem threatened, he didn't seem to mind being the pretty boy sidekick as evidenced by his appearance in her music video.
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Oh, no i agree. I know it's a good school. I was just responding to someone saying Goop thought Ben was beneath her because he didn't finish school. I was making the argument that she didn't either, so she has no room to pass judgment.
Submitted by super-ette on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 6:34pm.
Yeah, it was clear from what she said that she felt Affleck was beneath her--good enough to fuck for a while, but nothing more. Fishy is a college dropout herself, but SHE'S a FANCY girl, so it's okay! Brad is dumb, too, and I doubt he's educated, but his stardom and looks made up for it, apparently.
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Brad went to college at the University of Missouri and quit a couple credits before he graduated, so a dropout like Fishy although I'm sure he got a lot farther.
Didn't Fishsticks, also, make fun of some jewelry that Ben bought her in an interview in Vogue? Quite a catch that one.
@ Lovers. Not to defend Bennifer, but, the University of Vt isn't any easy or inexpensive school to get into.
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 6:15pm.
We've all dated Rebound Guy, but you don't CALL him that in public unless you're a complete cunt.
hahaha. Wise words.
But BEN might think he has another shot with the Fishmonger. We'll know when he starts taking crappy folk guitar lessons. ♫ You were alll yelllooow... ♫
My first thought for the douchey dad was the guy from the show with Michael J. Fox. He seemed sincerely nice it would be funny if he was a shit.
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Submitted by super-ette on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 6:34pm.
Yeah, it was clear from what she said that she felt Affleck was beneath her--good enough to fuck for a while, but nothing more. Fishy is a college dropout herself, but SHE'S a FANCY girl, so it's okay! Brad is dumb, too, and I doubt he's educated, but his stardom and looks made up for it, apparently.
My recollection was that Fishy met Affleck through Ryder/Damon, but I can't locate the article, so, oh well. In any case, she made it quite clear it was just something to do for a while until something better came along. And she just can't understand why nobody likes her!
I like Jennifer Garner, she seems like a sweet person. How sad it must be to be your hubby's "settled for".
I think the 2nd divorcing couple is Will & Jada. They get on my damn her EDTA king about their marriage. She has a band (other creative suits), and I would expect their marriage to be all civilized. Will is also part of theAfrican American intelligentsia crowd.
I think thatFishy would fight tooth and nail to save her marriage. Not because she loves Chris, but because she's a fake assed bitch who loves appearing perfect. Failed marriage=she's a failure and Fishy can't have that. She'd be just like the masses, then.
I will happily take Chris Martin. I think he is so cute.
I think Gwyneth and Chris will stay together because she wants to keep the perfect family image. But God knows I know she must drive him nuts.
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Ben dropped out of The university of Vermont.
Gwyneth dropped out of UC Santa Barbara after one year, so she has no room to talk.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 6:01pm.
I still wonder if JLo's pride would let her get back with Ben. To spite Garner, she might swallow it.
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I meant that she found his lack of education to be a deal-breaker.
precious, I think Fishsticks was with Affleck before Wynona got with Matt Damon. I believe that Gwyneth found Ben's lack of education, I don't think he ever finished college - did she even attend college? I might be confusing this with her opinion of Brad. Anyway, met Ben once, he was a mean jerk, and I think Gwyneth is a stuck-up snot. Brad would probably be the least annoying. And JLo? She doesn't seem terribly talented or intelligent. And she old now.
Just because he was thinking it would happen doesn't mean it would. I agree w/ Bennifer. Affleck needs his taco flavored kisses!
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No way Fishy would be interested in round 2 with Affleck; she was quoted somewhere a long time ago about why she ditched him, in what I've always thought was an incredibly harsh assessment, even for her (not to mention it being arrogant as all hell).
Matt Damon was dating Winona Ryder, who was Fishy's bestie for around ten minutes, so naturally Affleck and Fishy hooked up (heh). Fishy's remark about him, which I cannot find anywhere, was basically, "I mean, what did he expect? It was convenient. It wasn't like I was gonna marry BEN AFFLECK. I'm GOOPY!! Please! I used to hump on BRAD!!!!!"
That isn't what she said, but it's the essence of what she said. In fact, it was the very quote of hers that made me stop and say, "Wow, I think I hate this stuck-up bitch."
We've all dated Rebound Guy, but you don't CALL him that in public unless you're a complete cunt.
Maybe Bob Sagat is so successful because he has a 10+ incher in the pants?? just guessing? he is kinda douchy. 10 inches is a bit much for me.
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Even if Ben does go back to Jennifer Lopez she has 2 kids now, so he would still have to play the role of step daddy.