Dumb Bitches Of The Day
26-year-old Aimee Rachlin (aka Dumb Bitch #1) of Huntington, New York was arrested on Friday for leaving her baby in a giant unlocked oven while she shopped for 15 minutes inside of an air conditioned K-Mart. The cops were called, because everybody knows you don't leave a baby baking in a car. You chain their ankle to the rim and give them an ice cube! Well, Aimee didn't do this, so she was taken in for child endangerment.
News reporter Christine Insinga (aka Dumb Bitch #2) was sent to the baby broiler's mother's house, where she's currently living, and knocked on the door. Christine was greeted by an unknown woman (aka Dumb Bitch #3) who said "hello" by giving her a face full of tap water and then turning the hose on her when she refused to leave.
IN THIS HEAT (which is the IN THIS ECONOMY of summer 2011), bitch is bringing the stupid in heavy doses by wasting that water. Where was this bitch with a tub full of water when that overheated baby in the parking lot needed her most?! And if Aimee wore this mask, the police would've just let her go. Stupid ho should've known this. Dumb bitches, all of them.
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 2:12pm.
Reaffirms my hatred for most of humanity. If I ever see a kid or a pet left in a hot car I'm bustin windows & calling cops.
been there, done that. miserable fucks who do that
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I'm late to the party, but I got yo' roasted baby joke right here.
http://youtu.be/4W6NAfRP-IM
And I don't know about Kmart where y'all live, but around here it's the rich pearl clutching ladies who want their Cannon towels and Jacklyn Smith weekend wear. They can't go to Macy's for their knockarounds. Kmart is fairly pricey compared to Walmart. They own Sears, you know.
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If you wanna be in black and white, black and white's gotta be IN YOU!
Wow I totally forgot about this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLAX5vQolNI&feature=related
Alice Cooper...how old!
The reporter is lucky she didn't get shot.
Don't trespass at another person's house.
If Trey Parker was directing this that reporter would have taken down her drawers in 1 millisecond and left a dump on the doorstep.
Someone said the reporter should file assault charges on the woman for throwing water at her. How ridiculous. The fat a** reporter is trespassing. She's lucky she doesn't get shot. And the reporter looked like she wanted to attack the mom for throwing the water. Tsk tsk tubby. That's not very professional. The woman who left her baby in the car is a piece of crap dumb ass but reporters don't have free reign. Especially a poorly dressed portly one with an attitude.
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Kinda a disconnect here... who's ever seen a Mercedes at a Kmart?
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What's it matter? The jury just let you off anyway.
Well here a running, empty car = a stolen car.
Plus, if you don't lock your shit, it will be gutted by the time you come back.
Theres many dumb bitches that report news on channel 12 in NYS.
wtf?? google Old Brookville where this bitch lives and you will see it is one of the richest towns on Long Island let alone the country. Cue the Countess "money can't buy you classsss.."
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*Beauty fades, but bitchiness gets better with age!* - MK
I want to know what was so important that she had to leave her kid to run into K-Mart. My guess: some novelty cocktail swizzle sticks and 2 packs of Newport Lights?
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 2:23pm.
see, Momus is with me!
*leaves car running while I run in to buy paper plates*
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Damn right!
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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see, Momus is with me!
*leaves car running while I run in to buy paper plates*
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
snowy, you weirdo! There will be dishes and silverware on the lanai. Crystal too.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 2:17pm.
EEG, I hate the noise of silverware on plates
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I hate the sound of anything on a glass-topped table.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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EEG, I hate the noise of silverware on plates
*reports self *
LOL @ Provy
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Reaffirms my hatred for most of humanity. If I ever see a kid or a pet left in a hot car I'm bustin windows & calling cops.
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 1:58pm.
lmfao I eat off styrofoam plates... no shit. My carbon footprint is bigger than two motherfuckers.
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Especially when add you big ol' truck.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 2:03pm.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 1:58pm.
snowy you lazy bitch!!! I know you haz dishwasher!
I don't think she has a wife.
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doh!! hahahahahaha!
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*paging Suzie Fuller*
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 2:00pm.
LOL I was just messing with you momus! I don't I don't have the power to excuse anyone except in my own mind lol.
*reports self*
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I know. ☺
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 1:58pm.
snowy you lazy bitch!!! I know you haz dishwasher!
I don't think she has a wife.
*sips seltzer water from styrofoam cup*
*glances around nervously*
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LOL I was just messing with you momus! I know I don't have the power to excuse anyone except in my own mind lol.
*reports self*
*kills jacko for the sake of the planet*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
snowy you lazy bitch!!! I know you haz dishwasher!
lmfao I eat off styrofoam plates... no shit. My carbon footprint is bigger than two motherfuckers.
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*paging Suzie Fuller*
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 1:56pm.
Um, I eat off paper plates!
:P
I use two for my chinese food so the grease doesn't soak through and stain my polar bear table.
*reports EEG n Stoney for wasting precious water on cleaning dishes*
She is a mature looking 26.
Um, I eat off paper plates!
:P
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 1:50pm.
*excuses momus*
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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They are Stoney!!! I just used generic term. I couldn't believe it!
Oooops, double post -- my bad!
jerseygirl17 & Uvy -- OMG, "Grey Gardens," LOL!!! I'm picturing Little Edie as a muumuu-wearing, 500 lb., scooter-riding half-wit, and Big Edith as an elderly, sanctimonius, Jesus-spewing land whale, minus the cats and throw a few dogs in there, too.
At least they aren't eating off Styrofoam, EEG!
*clutches chest*
*excuses momus*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
jerseygirl17 & Uvy -- OMG, "Grey Gardens," LOL!!! I'm picturing Little Edie as a muumuu-wearing, 500 lb., scooter-riding half-wit, and Big Edith as an elderly, sanctimonius, Jesus-spewing land whale, minus the cats and throw a few dogs in there, too.
jersey, that's exactly what I said! I have all sorts of gruesome mental images.
Uvy
reason I avoid my neighboors, its too hard to say fuck off to people you actually have to see in a almost daily basis.
and to Swamp_vomit I did not for a second think that person was black and I have not seen one single post talking about a black person, that is part of the reason racism is alive and kicking, keep your narrow self hating mind to yourself. We have enough issues with racism in this world, if you go around thinking that this is a race post, you got issues.
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
ISMU- It sounds like compassion has burned you in the ass.
I'm sorry to hear all that, Uvy. Sounds like you've got some Grey Gardens shit going on next door.
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Uvy -- oh, fuck, it's worse than I thought. Talk about a dim bulb, for fuck's sake, right? And I just can't with baby talk, unless I'm talking to my cat, that is. I like the idea of a moat, though. And a scooter just completes the whole look, doesn't it? I can picture them in my head now!
Twat- Yes, she's dim as fuck and I've joked about digging a moat around my house so she and her motorized cart are dead in the water. She talks in baby talk and asks if she can marry my eight year old and calls my kids her dog's BOYFWENDS. It's all just... gross.
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Crankenstein
old brookville is the wealthiest community on LI all estates all big money.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 1:23pm.
But still!!
*reports momus for not being green*
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Clovis, a bedroom community of Fresno, has a very low crime rate. Also, it was a Mercedes with an anti-theft device that locked the ignition and steering column. I only took her when I went to get the mail from the box. If I had to go into the counter area, then she stayed home.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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Uvy -- we were talking on the open post yesterday about borderline personality disorder; sounds like your neighbor & her daughter are primary examples of it. When you tell them something is wrong, they turn it into something about you that is wrong. You really can't win with these people. And they're telling you how to raise kids? Cuz that worked out so well for them with their obvious enabling, co-dependent relationship? I guess the best advice would be to try to tune them out, as hard as that may be. But answer me this -- is the daughter a slow in the head land whale? I really want to know, LOL!!!
jacko- LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No, I'm a stuck up Californian who doesn't understand generosity and the value of Jesus in my life. :P
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Twat- Exactly. The issue is my kids are very young, love their attention and gifts and I can't trust them to say no. So I went to the adults in that house and asked for them to set rules and boundaries in my stead and they won't do it. Then they turned it on me and said, "Well, you give your kids _____ and those have TONS of sugar in them." Excuse me?? My kids. My choice. My regulation. Don't you dare get santimonious and righteous.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
"I bout had a Jacko."
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! *clutches chest* *does Fred Sanford heart attack bit*
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*paging Suzie Fuller*
What's weird is that, she did the normally commendable thing of not leaving her car running like some idiots do when running a quick errand, which is greatly to blame for this record heat. In fact, i've witnessed the fact that it is common police behavior for them to leave the car running when answering a call in heat/cold cause those pussies wanna be cozy when they get back.
You should complain about this fact to your local government.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 1:18pm.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 12:58pm.
On a positive note: you're probably someone who inspires confidence in others, hence maybe her not so silent scream for attention.
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nah, it's cuz Uvy's a hot ass redhead that talks like a sailor and can't put a bitch in their place with 3 snaps and a swirl... the old lady neighbor is an obvious masochistic lesbian.
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*paging Suzie Fuller*
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 1:18pm.
Since the TwitTwats insist on give your kids sweets, give them the dentist's bill to pay.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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