What Is Badass?
When Alex Trebek showed up to the National Geographic World Championship in CA today, he was on crutches and looking broke down. No, Sean Connery didn't Nancy Kerrigan his ass in the green room. Alex told the audience that he tore his Achilles tendon while chasing a thieving thief out of his hotel in San Francisco this morning. Because that's how Alex do. Yeah, I was pretty surprised to hear that Alex knows how to run too since I figured he just glides everywhere on a cloud made of the souls of Jeopardy losers.
TMZ says that 56-year-old Lucinda Moyers somehow got into Alex's hotel room and snatched some cash and a bracelet his mother gave him. Lucinda hid that crap near an ice machine on the same floor before Alex chased her stealin' ass down the hallway and busted his tendon. The cops later arrested Lucinda and charged her with fucking with Alex Trebek.
Okay, Alex chasing down a 56-year-old woman is making me want to sneak into the security room of that hotel to see footage of that mess. But something in the milk ain't clean about this. Why chase a bitch down when you're Alex Trebek and can simply pick up the phone and hit one button for hotel security? Maybe it's because I think all crimes happen because of sneaky sex shit, but this sounds like a trick gone wrong! This sounds like a case of ho shows up, john tells ho she doesn't look like her pictures, ho doesn't care, john refuses to pay, ho kicks john in his tendon, ho takes whatever's on the dresser, ho runs, john chases....BOOM. I don't need to say "What is" before that to know it is the correct question.
That being said, this never would've happened if Alex didn't shave his wondrous stache.
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Trebek goes everywhere with his wife. I'm sorry to say he is quite boring (and indeed, intelligent).
Lucinda is right outta Faces of Meth.
I love watching Jeopardy, but it irritates me how he always has to do the accent of the clue he's reading i.e "Where is the ARC DE TRIOMPHE (smug french accent) located?".
As for bracelets, I'm italian-american and lots of the guys I know have them. It's not my favorite look, but it is fairly common.
Trebek sleeps nude? I bet he's also the type to fill up the sheets with terrible, terrible farts so he can fall soundly asleep in a cloud of his own delicious stench. It's a shame he shaved off his legendary flavor-saver.
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Submitted by putas on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 7:56am.
I always used to mutter to the tv when my grannie had Jeopardy blasting 'Look at how smug he is! He's not smart he's just the host! He's a stupid damned host and he acts like he's all deep and intense and smart!"
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When Jon Lovitz was on Jeopardy (some celebrity challenge or something) he said, "I'd look pretty smart too if I had the answers in front of me."
I just can't buy the "trick gone bad" theory. Maybe Trebek can't afford the female equivalent of an live-in Armani nephew but surely he has enough cheddar to get a Vivian Ward for one night. How can I say this delicately . . . ? Ms. Moyers is no Vivian Ward.
Who is Alex Trebek? No, seriously; which one is he? Since he shaved off his scrotum scrubber I can't tell him apart from the common gutter snatch.
Submitted by catfight357 on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 6:54am.
Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 6:44am.
LMAO!!!!! I know I saw that too
about putting on his undercrackers
Also he kept saying "WE" were asleep and "We" this and that so there was a companion with him, not sure of the sex tho
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Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 6:44am.
he mentioned on the Today show about needing to put his underwear on to chase the robber cuz he sleeps nude.
hahahaha! The more he explains, the worse it gets.
Trebek is a Ghey, so I don't think that crazy bitch was a trick-gone-bad like infomercial guy.
That bitch tried to steal a bracelet given to him by HIS MOTHER! You don't steal a ghey's jewelry from his momma. Just. Don't. Do. It. *LOL*
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So How exactly did she get into his room again? Or did he go into the bathroom and thats when she grabbed his shit? He has a lot of nerve going public with this...
POOOHTEEEE!
I always used to mutter to the tv when my grannie had Jeopardy blasting 'Look at how smug he is! He's not smart he's just the host! He's a stupid damned host and he acts like he's all deep and intense and smart!"
Leonard Nimoy in drag? Is she a vulcan?
Submitted by catfight357 on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 6:54am.
Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 6:44am.
he mentioned on the Today show about needing to put his underwear on to chase the robber cuz he sleeps nude.
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Yup - saw that. As soon as he said "I got up, put on underwear", my ears perked up. Alex was nude. Badass indeed.
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Well that settles it. This was definitely a trick gone wrong situation. Alex, I am disappoint.
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Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 6:44am.
he mentioned on the Today show about needing to put his underwear on to chase the robber cuz he sleeps nude.
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Yup - saw that. As soon as he said "I got up, put on underwear", my ears perked up. Alex was nude. Badass indeed.
he mentioned on the Today show about needing to put his underwear on to chase the robber cuz he sleeps nude.
that's my kind of man.
also, props for still being studly at age 70.
yo alex
i'll take 12th century micronesia kings who fucked their sisters for $1000
get the stache back cause you look like a damn pansy w/o it wearing a purity bracelet ur momma gave you for prom nite
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i much prefer the mustachioed trebek...
the creature on the right is giving me tranny vibes...
kadooze to alex for chasing that busted thing...i had no idea alex had it in him...
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Submitted by agirl on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 10:35pm.
Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 8:21pm.
alex was a lot hotter with his mustache. he gave into the faux pressure and shaved it off and he is a dumbass for that. chicks dig staches. they may say they dont but secretly they cant get enough of that.
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I just learned that Alex is married! Say WHAT?!?! I always assumed he was into dudes.
The one on the right looks like an irish rose.
You've never seen a guy with a bracelet on? It was probably just a gold bracelet, or an ID bracelet. All the older Jewish guys I know wear one. Some wear more than one. It's nothing new to me.
He should have pulled a shane stant on that tacky busted up witch.
team i thought Lucinda was Trebek
Submitted by ♀ on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 8:10pm.
I'm impressed by this detailed piece of facial analysis. With your combined forces, you and MK would make a great Detective La Toya.
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his mother, presumably dead?, gave him a bracelet, and he keeps it with him in hotels...
Pfft that guy trebek is still a putz.
Miss Evil Cupcake, you inquire about why a mother would give a bracelet to her son?
Well, Miss Evil C., his mama was ahead of the 'purity ring' craze, Mama knew to give little Alex a 'purity bracelet' that would beholden him to her above all other women in his life and perhaps [hopefully] turn him gay from the tarnish that rubbed off on his wrist when he perspired and the resultant toxicity cause him to crave the hard, throbbing member of society he loves best.
Who knows?
Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 8:21pm.
alex was a lot hotter with his mustache. he gave into the faux pressure and shaved it off and he is a dumbass for that. chicks dig staches. they may say they dont but secretly they cant get enough of that.
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Also, I hope hope hope Alex is into kinkay shit anyways. Just not with the battered ho in the pic above.
I have noticed Alex' bracelet on the show (if that's the same one).
MK i thought the same thing about "something in the milk ai't clean"!
but then again, watch out for those riled Canadians. They will chase a bitch down for their stuff!
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Who is Canadian hotness and can do no wrong, and does not lie? If that's what he said happened, that's exactly what happened.
He can even make statues of naked ladies (Emmy?) swoon behind him.
He does need to grow the 'stache back though - always bonus points for facial hair.
Alex, call me, I'll show you a Daily Double you'll never forget.
I wanna know why his mother would give him a bracelet?!
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Great comment on SFGate.com: "This is why, before chasing bad guys down the hall, you need to warm up and stretch first."
I'll take "Faces & Frying Pans" for $100, Alex.
Submitted by Arlene Machiavelli on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 9:23pm.
Ganster Gameshow Host for $500.00 please...
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Does anyone remember a few years ago when Alex was at an airport and some security lady sued him because she said he slammed her hand down on a conveyer belt? She tried to tell him his bag was too big to carry on the plane but the lawsuit later got dropped against him when they viewed the survelliance tape.
Maybe he is one of those people who just happens to attract crazy women into his life, possibly..
Ganster Gameshow Host for $500.00 please...
Um, what's up with this bracelet? Is this a woman's bracelet that used to belong to his mom? Why would he travel with that? Do they make bracelets for men? Why does anyone wear jewelry anyway? I bought a stone on a leather string to wear around my neck once. I couldn't stand it. I understand how dogs and cats feel about their collars now. Every time I tried to wear it, it would end up in my pocket after an hour or two, that is if I didn't take it off before I left the house.
Submitted by almostfamous88 on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 8:39pm.
I hear the dude from SNL in my head...."TREBEK!...I'll take SWORDS for 300"
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I was thinking "The Rapists"(Therapists) for 100.
That photo of 'Lucinda' looks like a GlamourShot of a late in life transsexual...lol.
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The cops later arrested Lucinda and charged her with fucking with Alex Trebek.
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"Things even I wouldn't do, Alex?"
ladykat,
That's nice how you put your comment in the form of a question.
Miss Hekki, that is realistic advice. As long as it's only money or jewelry and they don't want to kill or rape you...just let it go and keep your cool. No need to be a 'hero' over crap that you can't take with you in the end.
Are we positive that's a woman?
I hear the dude from SNL in my head...."TREBEK!...I'll take SWORDS for 300"
Hekki,
Too true. Just give them or let them have what they want and walk away.