Walmart Can't Handle Sandy McMillin's Bikini Body

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Being totally honest here. I hate Walmart with an intense, KY Jelly enhanced passion. I'm unfortunate enough to work at Walmart as a last resort, and I only shop there because I enjoy the savings. Most of the customers I get are from the "incorporated town" where my store is located...so they're really a bunch of stuck ups who are actually white trash. I wish aumento peniano I had the authority to oust them for dressing inappropriately, or for any of the other dumbassed crap they pull.

If someone really did lipo tell her to get out for her outfit, that employee has some balls. I really doubt this though, because they only way they're going to escort you abdominoplastia out is if you harass someone. I agree with everyone who protese peniana says this tranny is a grifter.

Anonymouse73,

You're most welcome for the tip, anon. =0)

P.S. I always wondered what the '73 stood for? Year you were born? Graduated?

Yup. Me too regarding the food hoarding and grandparents who went through the depression era. My last three birthdays I bought raw honey (great survival food) as my birthday present. I'm super meticulous about keeping my pantry supply properly stocked up and I freak out a little if something has gone past my 'depletion' panic mode. lol!

I have all the nice clothes and shoes I need to last me for a long while (I mend my favorite dresses over and over). I probably have that doomsday 'depression' survival gene, but, really, I don't mind it because having a well stocked pantry allows me to have flexibility with my cookin'. :)

OOooh, Female sign (lol, sorry, don't know how to type that), thanks for the link to the Amazon thingie. ALMOST makes up for vomiting for hours after watching this film clip. I, too, hoard food. I blame it on my grandparents. They had pb from the Depression or something. (10 lb can!?)

I would rather pay more somewhere else than give Walmart one dime. Fuck them. (Although I do agree w. them re kicking out this grifter).

Preach MK!
Apparently, it is a lot to ask adults these days to dress and act properly. We are over populated with entitled assholes living on assistance behaving like this.

Isn't "No shirt, no shoes no service" still pretty much the standard? A bikini top is not a shirt

I just hope they passed the family good looks to their kids.

Good, I'm glad she'll "never shop at Walmart again." Walmart has wrecked our economy, shutting down small businesses everywhere and ruining people's chances at entrepreneurship and living the American Dream.

I can't believe she'd be embarrassed about anything. She was embarrassed they threw her out of the store?! How about her gut, bald head, numerous tattoos, gimp leg, and a million other things?

I see arnold's drag getup in total recall.

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MickeyHolland, If I ever make it to your part of the world, I'll be sure to add "Stinky cheese" and "Fungal cream" to my list. ;)

LuxLuv, glad I could be an inspiration to someone (however twisted lol).

Putas, girl, I totally agree with your complaints and you are my HERO for giving me a new prank idea regarding putting random oddball things in people's carts. You must be super sneaky. hehe

$10,000 says she's on "disability."

So am I after having been forced to look at that shit. Cover. it. up. You are not at the beach. As others have stated, NO shoes, NO shirt, NO service. It's the right of every store owner.

Team Wal-Mart, and I hate them and avoid shopping there.

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Submitted by Hoof Arted on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 1:40am.

How about the people who pick up and smell the produce but put it RIGHT under their noses? rubbing up on the produce with nose labia. And points taken away for the guys doing it with bristly mustaches.

Crazy bitches who 'double park' their carts in the aisle while breezily scanning nutrition labels on everything - then glare when you meekly ask to pass (I bellow it out now, over being nice to these heifers)

People who stand too close to you when you are in line trying to pay the cashier and huff and sigh when the cashier rescans something. That just inspires me to strike up a conversation with the cashier and ask lots of questions.

I swear the grocery store is a source of irritation. I wear my ipod and massive headphones now (look like 70s headphones) to absolutely drown out all annoyance. It's pretty great. Of course people steer clear and think I am off/anti social. It works! And no listening to Faith Hill 'This KISS THIS KISS!' and other fine jams

I used to slip strange things into peoples carts and call it 'Shopping for others'. It just has to be something that would look like an unlikely choice for the person shopping. It's funny I was behind a woman once and my then bf and I were laughing- she said 'I don't remember picking that up.." and was absent minded about it.. I think the guy scanned it anyway.

oh GOD Jack, thanks for pointing that sister's bewbs out! WTF! And we want Britney to put a bra on!!!

those women are the poster children (grannies) for trailer trash

MK I wanted to eat my fruitloops in peace! between this and faces of meth I have lost my appetite

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I love it, "She's horrified", what about me???? I watched the video and now I'm traumatized....

Just because this bitch is all sweaty and hot doesn't mean she gets to ruin everybody else's life with her 60-year-old trucker's body.

I don't want to see that kind of shit either when I venture into Walmart. Obese black women in tube tops, sure, but not her. She looks like a transgendered plumber's assistant.

I honestly don't see the problem. Her saggy boobies are completely covered. I see more cleavage and skin showing from slutty soccer moms at the mall.

90 degrees ain't that hot...I'd hate to see what she'd wear if she lived in Phoenix. And BITCH PLEASE, she'll be back shopping at Walmart in no time.

She should be euthanized for going out in public in that outfit. No shirt, No shoes, No service -- She didn't have a fucking shirt on. She wasn't harassed. She's completely lacking in sense and taste. Again, euthanasia should be a viable option in these cases, because she's too fucking stupid to be alive. Fucking SLOB.

She should have visited the aisle that sold mirrors.

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HER SISTER'S BOOBS!!! Those poor deflated things. They look like a couple of bananas gone bad. *SHUD.DERS*
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Abolutely. The real story is right in front of them and they focus on the sideshow. As far as the 'sister': bulldyke, please--you're sporting 'the look' and you can't even cop to your pezonista partner? Like anyone feasting their eyes on that sweaty backfat and gunt is going to care where you drive your strap-on. ;)

Yeah, I bet she was spitting out the cuss words like a drunken sailor when the bible-bangers started giving her side-eye. Wish I could have been there, I just love watching that sort of thing.

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Submitted by jaariel on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 8:24pm.
That reporter missed the REAL story: THE SISTER and her WTF tittay-situation! I mean, WTF is going on under that grey t-shirt??

How come the reporter didn't interview her as she was dressed when she went into Wally World? If she was so proud of how she dressed - and didn't think it should have offended anyone - you'd think she's show us exactly how she styled when she shopped (instead of, thankfully, covering up her bottom). Methinks that even the reporters didn't think the news could handle her sessy.

Outside of the Post Office and convenience stores - I don't believe I've ever seen a sign on the door of a store saying you need to be dressed to shop here. That goes for stores in the 'high fulloton' mall.

And more importantly - why is it always the ones whose looks are capable of burning your iris that want to shed the clothes. I would love to see a hot azz man, with an amazing body - shop next to me. Trust, I would have no complaint!

Submitted by ♀ on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 10:37pm.
Miss Luvs2tango & Miss catholicschoolgirl,

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Her defense is that she bought the bikini at Walmart, therefore she should be able to wear it at the store? Well, Walmart also sells adult diapers and jocks, but I don't think Giorgio Armani and his "nephew" would be rocking those at the Napoli Walmart.

It's one thing to think that I would never be caught dead wearing something like that to a store and another thing to tell someone they can't wear that. To each his own.

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"Okay, if you can't display your sloppy side tit and bloated gut at Walmart, where can you?! And since when is turning into a manic tornado of crazy in the aisles not allowed at Walmart? My ass was under the impression that you'd get kicked out of Walmart if you don't flash your fupa and act like a crazy person. What is happening to Walmart? What is happening to our America?"

It's too bad that this rant is too long to steal and make into my signature, because it's the most brilliant and inspirational and TRUE thing I've ever read. Bravo.

Here's the thing about Walmart that I think people tend to forget: Those ultra low prices come with an immediate cost, i.e. the people and things you are forced to look at and cope with while shopping there. If your eyes and feelings are too delicate to withstand the assault of Mighty Aphrodite here and her ilk, then go shop at Target with the bourgies.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11

I do NOT want to see her in a bikini when I'm trying to think about food, but they should put signs up- Shirts and Shoes. Saying that, I think it's more likely that they booted her out for being verbally abusive than having her saggy melons on display.

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@ Hoof Arted - love the grocery list--you've just inspired me - thanks...

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Submitted by snoopydooper on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 2:11am.
Perhaps the most shocking thing is that was the "TOP STORY" that night!!! In THIS economy??!!

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You are exactly right, we have to stop calling the news, "the news". It should be treated like an infomercial instead; sensationalized, biased information.

I don't like mentioning this, but I have seen worst at Walmart. She is kind of a unique character though, in a Patrick Stewart transvestite biker kind of way.

how dare wal mart throw shade on sandy, when a delicate flower like her needs the sunshine that only wal mart can provide...

sandy is TOO MUCH woman for wal mart...
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I don't know how American stand local news. That sort of delivery would drive me mad.

Submitted by jaariel on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 8:24pm.
That reporter missed the REAL story: THE SISTER and her WTF tittay-situation! I mean, WTF is going on under that grey t-shirt?? It seems that Sandy is used to getting all the attention obviously, but come on, KVAL, time for a little undercover/undershirt expose is in order here! The people wanna know!!!

(I just paused the vid to get a better idea of what we're dealing with here, and damn! It's even worse than l thought. Muffin middle or tittay puddle? I can't tell!)

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LOL tittay puddle

Perhaps the most shocking thing is that was the "TOP STORY" that night!!! In THIS economy??!!

Submitted by Hoof Arted on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 1:40am.

If ever you're in Holland, feel free to leave one of those shopping lists behind in a grocery store near my home. That was hilarious. A list befitting a Sandy McMillin.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

Just random things that annoy me about stores:

Clothing changing rooms that only have flimsy curtains.

Bathing suits with that "protective crotch strip" that still isn't "protecting" ME if someone else's crotch juices have already beat me to it. Eww.

People who drop produce on the floor in the grocery store and then put it back with the rest of the fruit/vegetables (you know who you are).

Public bathrooms with only "Blow dryers" (sorry, I prefer towels).

Grocery stores that have NO organization whatsoever (I'd like to shop in an orderly fashion and not have to back-track to the damned frozen section).

FYI: I like to occasionally leave silly "grocery" lists with random weird shit in stores for laughs that read (on any given day) something like:

Raisin Bran extra fiber cereal
Bulky Bear super strength Toilet paper
Preparation H
Cayenne pepper
Chicken of the Sea tuna
Massengill Disposable Douche (Country Flowers Scent)
Extra Large dill pickles
Magnum condoms
Fleet Suppositories
Kleenex
KY Jelly
Playtex Super Soaker Tampons
Baby oil
20% lean Hamburger
Hefty bags
Lean cuisine frozen meals
Gravy mix
Diet soda
Lard
Salad tossing kit
Tongue scraper
Ice scraper
Kwell lotion
Canned crab
Motion lotion
Aqua Net
Pit stick
Spirit gum remover
Peppermint gum
Zig Zag rolling papers
Rolling pin
Dr. Scholl's Corn Remover
Corn on the cob
Tinactin Powder Spray for Jock Itch
Powdered Sugar
Black peppercorns
Pepper spray

Etc.

I always wonder what people think when they see the list sitting on a package of meat in the meat section (where I always invariably leave them). hehe

Submitted by Frank N. Beans on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 1:09am.

But you're a guy, Franky, so you'll put up with just about anything to feast your eyes on some nakidness. Us ladies have somewhat different standards (I'm only teasing you, of course).

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Who are you calling silly cow?

I saw a really hot woman in a bikini and high heels at Walmart last summer.

I would've been happy to have her verbally abuse me or even acknowledge my existence. Even the employees were intimidated.

God bless this great country for freedom and let hags like this run around in a bikini top and be thankful she wasn't wearing a Brazilian matching bottom. She's right, nobody has to look.

Yeah, I agree.....I don't care what you look like and I'm not a prude, but just put yo shit away when you're out in public....not everyone has to see it for fuck's sake...what are people trying to prove? You're at a fucking Walmart, not the beach...call me a germaphobe, meh.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 12:32am.

Team Walmart. I do not want anything like that near me when I'm buying groceries or anything else for that matter. And it's not because of her age or lack of looks. She could be miss January for all I care, and I still wouldn't want her nakid flesh to come into contact with any foods and beverages I might consider buying.

Submitted by hotpocket on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 11:50pm.
Maybe I'll open a 97 cent store, capitalism at its finest.

*hi5* That's exactly how I reacted. From there, it was a short trip to 7-minute abs.

Amie

Submitted by howdareyou on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 11:39pm.
One night, a woman returned a bunch of pairs of panties, all with shitstains in them.
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Yep that happens. A lot of times they've worn their clothes and washed them over and over again for three months. If it's an item we carry we have to take it and gleefully handle the item. Most of the time, you don't even need a receipt.

I think bikini bod may be the shit undies type.

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Team Walmart. I do not want anything like that near me when I'm buying groceries or anything else for that matter. And it's not because of her age or lack of looks. She could be miss January for all I care, and I still wouldn't want her nakid flesh to come into contact with any foods and beverages I might consider buying.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by Luvs2tango on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 10:09pm.
I love Walmart. I save a lot of money when I go there, especially on food.

Me, too--if there's something I know they have and it's (invariably) cheaper than elsewhere. I'm not sure I'd buy Walmart lobster tails. The supposed corporate rapaciousness and the other shoppers don't bother me. I self-checkout when possible.
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Of course, when I need my specialty items, I go to Central Market, which is the Gelsons or Whole Foods for this area in Texas.

I miss living in Newport Beach, Costa Mesa and Laguna Beach. Used to go to dance class in Santa Ana at the Arthur Murray studio awhile back. Miss Little Saigon for eating something different.

Moving to Texas from San Francisco and the great places in Orange County is very difficult.

I love Texans, but not Texas.
It's a lot like Iraq and Saudi...bloody hot!

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 11:24pm.

I was driving through the Vietnamese and Mexican parts of Santa Ana, CA the other day and saw several 98 Cents stores--when $0.99 is too much, I guess.

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Wow, that's even more awesome! I'm loading up the truck, headed down Californey way. You live in a city where basic goods are 4 dollars at the least and you see 98 cent hand soap, detergent, umbrellas, plates, whatever, you get excited, for real. Maybe I'll open a 97 cent store, capitalism at its finest.

Submitted by Kelly Ann on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 11:10pm.

Being totally honest here. I hate Walmart with an intense, KY Jelly enhanced passion. I'm unfortunate enough to work at Walmart as a last resort, and I only shop there because I enjoy the savings.
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Several years ago, I was acquainted with someone who worked at Walmart, and she told stories about the craziness that went on there. One night, a woman returned a bunch of pairs of panties, all with shitstains in them. Another time, a woman got hit by a car in the parking lot, but insisted on coming in to get her layaway, bleeding from her head, before getting medical attention.

At one of my nearby shopping malls it's a novelty to see everyone wearing shoes.
I'm convinced they own footwear, they just choose not to wear any.
And they chew with their mouths open. I hate that.

Submitted by hotpocket on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 10:45pm.
Speaking of deals, I found a dollar store near my brother's house that is my new heaven. Everyting one dolla. Is awesome.

I was driving through the Vietnamese and Mexican parts of Santa Ana, CA the other day and saw several 98 Cents stores--when $0.99 is too much, I guess.

Amie

No shirt, No Shoes, No SERVICE.

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Being totally honest here. I hate Walmart with an intense, KY Jelly enhanced passion. I'm unfortunate enough to work at Walmart as a last resort, and I only shop there because I enjoy the savings. Most of the customers I get are from the "incorporated town" where my store is located...so they're really a bunch of stuck ups who are actually white trash. I wish I had the authority to oust them for dressing inappropriately, or for any of the other dumbassed crap they pull.

If someone really did tell her to get out for her outfit, that employee has some balls. I really doubt this though, because they only way they're going to escort you out is if you harass someone. I agree with everyone who says this tranny is a grifter.

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And I would like to sue KOMO news (Seattle station) for making me sick, showing me Uncle Fester as a post-op tranny who needs to up her hormone dosage in a goddamn bikini. Blarrggh. I'm surprised this happened in Eugene, though. I thought everyone was on the ganja there.

Speaking of deals, I found a dollar store near my brother's house that is my new heaven. Everyting one dolla. Is awesome.

And I'm a food hoarder, too. My friends joke that if the stuff ever hits the fan, apocalypse, what have you, they're headed to my house because I'm well stocked. But joke's on them, because I'm not going to open the door.

Miss Luvs2tango & Miss catholicschoolgirl,

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You can get some amazing deals (they change daily). It's almost infuriating sometimes because you can wait a couple hours to decide if you want something and refresh the page and the price shoots back up from the steal-of-a-deal. You pretty much have to be ready to act fast on some of that stuff.

I just ordered 40 pounds of Nonpareille Capers for only 104 dollars (which is a steal).

My credit card is going to barf on me and charge me with interest when I get the bill because I went a lil' crazy with the amazon.com specials this month.

I'm a real food hoarder (my mom was too). I like keeping two well stocked pantries and two well stocked refrigerators. If anything apocalyptic happens I'm prepared in spades.

Even though I joke about myself being a cheap-skate, I prefer the word 'frugal' because I have fairly discerning tastes but I know how to cut corners where necessary and when to jump on a bargain like a ho on a fresh bag of crack.