UPDATE: Soulja Boy Did Not Buy A $30 Million Jet

July 31, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Those of you knew that the “Soulja Boy spent $55 million on a private jet” story was served on mound of cold bull shit can give yourself an extra pat on the taint for being right. The gutter goblin of Illinois did not spend $30 million on a G5 jet and he did not spend another $25 million in fancy-ing that shit up. Soulja Boy’s new spokesbitch told TMZ in so many words that his management completely pulled the story out of their culitos. The IRS, the operators at Cash 4 Gold and MC Hammer can stop winking at Soulja Boy for now.

Even though Soulja Boy bragged on the radio that he has hit “G5 status,” his rep says that it was all just an elaborate lie.

I don’t know what’s worse: that Soulja Boy reminded everyone that Soulja Boy still exists by making this shit up or that I actually fell for a hoax from a dumb ass who looks like the last place loser in Mordor’s Lil Wayne lookalike contest.

This stupid ass hoax actually makes me long for the days of Balloon Boy.

Tags: I Don't Like Jokes, Stunt Queens

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