Lindsay Lohan's Career Comeback Is Right On Track
Lindsay Lohan is continuing her reign as the queen of zero budget commercials shot with a Flip cam in her living room by starring in this sketch for Air New Zealand with a hairy dingle puppet named Rico who looks like something she'd might hallucinate while muff diving during an Oxy and Red Bull binge. LiLo shot this mess while she was on house arrest for violating probation by snatching that necklace and that hairy nutsack with eyes even makes a joke about it.
Yeah, Air New Zealand isn't exactly selling themselves by using a known thieving thief as a spokeswhore in this day and age of airline employees snatching your checked shit. You already have to stroke your belongings and have the "I'll never forget you" talk with them before you check your luggage in. But then again, Air New Zealand has plenty of glamorous jewlings (whatever that is) and I love those!
And yeah, you can add a "puppet" to the list of things that look more alive and healthy than Blohan.
via TMZ
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How does a young actress get hired at all with a VOICE like that?
She makes Carol Channing sound pure and angelic.
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There's an advertising executive out there who needs to be shot.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 2:05pm.
Team Qantas
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Sorry, have to disagree. I've flown both lots of times and Qantas has gone downhill.
ANZ all the way. Much better service, slightly more leg room and better food.">
Well, ANZ hired Blohan. But Qantas hired Travolta. What was I saying?
That was actually pretty depressing.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 2:05pm.
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Sorry, have to disagree. I've flown both lots of times and Qantas has gone downhill.
ANZ all the way. Much better service, slightly more leg room and better food.
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Submitted by Jana on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 1:08pm.
hey, a cheque is a cheque.
I think hangiong around Paris Hilton is much more damaging to her image right now.
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Surely it's the other way round?
now i know where her firecrotch went
to a damn puppet
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LMAFO !!! Oh my, I totally needed this on this dreary Monday.
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They give away Oscars for commercials, right?
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What kind of fuckery is this?
I don't find it questionable that she's doing this at the time to get by, but to hang around other known Hollywood criminals and drug addicts, among other things, is a BAD move. Like it or not, your friends reflect upon you as well.
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i'm guessing lilo had to blow rico the puppet before she could book this gig, right?
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 12:59pm.
Her career IS over. She's uninsurable, NO ONE is going to hire an actress they cannot insure. Sorry.
Plus, you mention this bitchs name and people run. NOT GOOD.
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Agreed M.E. career est mort
hey, a cheque is a cheque.
I think hangiong around Paris Hilton is much more damaging to her image right now.
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Submitted by cake coke and cock on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 1:02pm.
Wait did he just call her a "movie star"? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 1:05pm.
OH WOW!! YOU DINT HAFTA DO THAT!! WOW!! I COULD'VE STOLE THAT SHIT, WOW WE!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
OH WOW!! YOU DINT HAFTA DO THAT!! WOW!! I COULD'VE STOLE THAT SHIT, WOW WE!!
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So, Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog was out of the budget, but they COULD get Lohan? Sad.
OHHHHH...AS A GLAAAAHMURUS MUUUUUVIE STAR...I KNOWWW EWE LIKE DA JEWLEEEEES!!!
Ha...that puppet was more entertaining that "LEEEELOU"
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 12:59pm.
She looks like snookie when she's walking with her boyfriend. lol.
Wait did he just call her a "movie star"? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
Guess New Zealand didn't get the 5-yr-old memo.
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Her career IS over. She's uninsurable, NO ONE is going to hire an actress they cannot insure. Sorry.
Plus, you mention this bitchs name and people run. NOT GOOD.
Do they film that Game of Thrones in NZ? She's probably gonna pull a SWF on that white haired princess.
ha ha Sucky, I stand corrected!
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Maaaaannnn... She must be really broke because this is the second low budget commercial she's done. That hair is so nasty. I always thought she'd be pretty again if she went back to red hair, but I saw pics of her partying with Wonky over the weekend and she has wrecked her face beyond repair.
That muppet thingy is a better actor.she got showed up by a doll...
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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.
She's been the shit stained swirly for 5 years now.
GO AWAY!
A DINGO ATE MAH BAAHBEH!!!!!!
she looks nasty
the part on the hair and the texture makes it clear that it is a very cheap wig...November 1st Halloween Adventure discount bin cheap. that shit looks flammable...I would be careful to light up near that if I were her. But if that truly is her own fried hair, bitch needs to submerge her head in a bucket of Alberto VO5 pronto and stay there for 2 weeks.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 12:51pm.
Nice bait and switch MK; that is obviously ANGELYNE.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Nice bait and switch MK; that is obviously ANGELYNE.
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What the hell IS that thing?! Why does it talk like Count Chocula?!
They should have used the Honey Badger puppet. Is there a Honey Badger puppet?
*rushes to garage workbench to invent Honey Badger puppet and secure all trademarks for big monies and fabulous jewlings*
fuck deficient and loving it.
For fuck's sake. Who keeps giving this has-been slag opportunities? What sort of ad exec thinks "hey, you know what would really sell our products? Lindsay Lohan, that's what!" the only role I'd give her is playing the cockroach that gets blasted with RAID.
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Somehow Raul doubts this will be the last video she shoots on a couch with something furry i.e. Ron Jeremy.
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suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.
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I seriously want to befriend only so I can hold her down and dye her hair. Lindsey - I seriously don't know who told you that blonde hair looks good on you...IT DOESN'T. I am a natural blonde and even I couldn't pull that shade off.
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Is that polyester mess on her head from the Kim Zolniak collection? Looks like she scalped a dozen Barbie styling heads.
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Her career already joined the '21' club.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 12:44pm.
Further cementing her legacy for when she joins the 27 Club.
this asshole again?
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Further cementing her legacy for when she joins the 27 Club.
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suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.
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And dude assures her they are 'paid for'.
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 12:36pm.
... And the fact they give her necklaces at the end it's priceless.
PS> Whats with that hair part? Wig touched up with a hot glue gun?
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 12:34pm.
her lines were basically "OH WOW THANK YOU!" and "WOW THANK YOU YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT!"
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UHHHHH EXCUSE ME H8R but she also had to ooh and ahh at the fake joolrees that the dingleberry gave her sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo she had a lot more to do than what you claim there ma'am, miss.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
her voice sounded Harvey Fierstein rough in "I know who Killed Me'. Sounds like she's down to just a pack a day now!
I look forward to Blohan posts because of the hilarious comments that come along with them. :-)
Yep her career is definitely back on track...on track to hell.
I mean she is hanging out again with Parasite Hilton and in high demand as an endorser for super productions like this one.
But seriously, one can't get any more low-budget than this. This is too funny in a very sad way...it's almost as if she was making fun of herself in a SNL skit. And the fact they give her necklaces at the end it's priceless.
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I wonder if the same genius who farted out Kangaroo Jack came up with this amazing commercial.