Vienna Sausage Got Her Beak Snipped
In case the can in your head reserved for reality trash was emptied since The Bachelor 14 ended last year, let me remind you who this Vienna Girardi chick is. Vienna is the overly toasted toucan from Florida who broke her losing streak of always coming in 4th place in every Haylie Duff lookalike contest (even the contests where she was the only contestant) by actually winning a competition. Well, that's if you count getting stuck with a human douche bottle full of anuses as "winning." At the end of The Bachelor 14, mega asshole Jake Pavelka gave Vienna Sausage the final rose. They quickly broke up and then Vienna Sausage took the ugly cry to a whole new terrifying level when she fought with asshole Jake during a reunion special. And now, she's back!
Vienna is on the new season of Bachelor Pad and she promoted that shit show by showing off her new beak job to UsWeekly. Vienna explains to UsWeekly why she decided to go under the plastic surgeon's chisel:
"It's something I've wanted since I was 9 or 10. In school, they called me Pinocchio. After The Bachelor, bloggers called me 'horse face.' Evil names. I even went blond because my dark hair made my nose look bigger!After the surgery, you literally feel like you've had your skull cracked open."
Vienna says that now that she has a new nose to go with the plastic titty sacks she installed a while ago, she's okay with the way she looks and plans to stay away from the surgeon's office.
Vienna Sausage's schnoz looked fine then and it looks fine now. I can't even tell the difference, because all those layers of Photoshop are getting in the way. But I will say that with a different colored weave, she can finally move on from losing every Haylie Duff lookalike contest to losing every Teen Mom Farrah lookalike contest.
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After putting up with that vicious queen Jake she deserves to make herself feel better. Though I don't think it looks that good and I prefer her with blonde hair.
No clue who this fugly cunt is but that is an improvement.
I don't know if someone said it, but did also do something about that lazy eye. That bad boy is cocked like a pistol.
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I wish you had put BEFORE and AFTER with the pictures because I can't tell the difference!
Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 1:27pm.
Ho is now cross eyed because her eyes are looking for her old nose. Phantom nose!
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Oh smack!
Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 1:27pm.
Ho is now cross eyed because her eyes are looking for her old nose. Phantom nose!
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Hahahahaha!!
Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 1:27pm.
Ho is now cross eyed because her eyes are looking for her old nose. Phantom nose!
lol!
Ssssso....now she looks cross-eyed? That's great!
Right?
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They didn't shorten the tip enough. Ashlee Simpson had the same nose but much better surgeon & the results were better.
This 'Vienna' required a high-priced Bev. Hills place to do the job right.
The nose is still big and ugly. What changed?
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that's a shame that even plastic surgery cannot fix
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It must suck to go through all that trouble and still be ugly afterward.
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she's still a dog.
In the "before" picture her nose suits her pretty well, and gives her face that extra little zip to keep things interesting. In the "after" pic she looks like a flat-faced nobody devoid of any personality.
Lots of nose jobs turn out great; this isn't one of them.
WTF she got a nose job and came home with crossed eyes? How does that even happen?lol
aaaaaaand she's still fug.
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this is the first time i've seen a nose job fuck a person's face up...and jennifer grey don't count
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Ho is now cross eyed because her eyes are looking for her old nose. Phantom nose!
I prefer before too. Some women are suppose to have bigger noses and what's so wrong with that??
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She totally looks like Ashley Tisdale now.
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Is it possible to actually have wonk eyes (plural) because she does. To me it was where she should have concentrated her first downpayment at the surgeon's office.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 11:48am.
Oh, I thought this was that High School Musical bitch.
NVM.
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So did I, M.E.
I think this girl looked better before. Her nose wasn't misshapen -- just prominent.
She succeeded in erasing the ethnicity from her face, and now she looks like a very young, less methed-out version of that Danielle psychopath from Real Housewives of New Jersey.
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 11:41am.
You are right, lipo can be imprecise...but those lumps are the lazy ass women that do not perform the correct aftercare on themselves! (I am looking at YOU, Tara Reid. You have to massage that shit every day for 30mins!
I had had slight lipo on my love handles AND a breast reduction...and it really isn't that bad.Yes, that canula they use is NO JOKE and it is painful for about a week. But, You have to do your research on a Dr., though, and understand ALL the risks. It also helps to be reasonably sensible in mind and body. I already had a good figure with a "problem area". And now, I have to say, it looks great.
I would do it again in a heart beat. Then again, I paid for my lipo myself(insurance took care of the boobs), and there was NO WAY I would pay $4k for some botched job.
Vienna Sausages looks ok with her nose job, but some dark chocolate hair color would give her better results. That blonde is so harsh! Why do people have this obsession with the bleached hair?
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 11:48am.
Oh, I thought this was that High School Musical bitch.
NVM.
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Yep, I was like how many nose jobs does Ashley Tisdale need?
she's cuter in the before pic
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i like Gia, and she must be popular since they brought her back, I can't belive it didn't work out for her and the chubby cowboy (not really)
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guest: Don't worry, it was in all the rags, he broke her boring no bewbz heart already
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"I had to go blonder because my dark hair made my nose look bigger." ????
BWAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! WTF kind of shit is THAT? Why can't these dark haired big nosed flat chested bitches just ADMIT they are shallow and desperate to fit in that they got a nose job not because of a deviated septum or correcting a childhood break, but because they wanted a smaller nose. They get boob jobs not to even out their uneven boobs but because they want big fake titties! And now THIS, they lighten their hair to blonde to make their noses look smaller"
I'm 5'6", 220 and gaining and I'm just a fat ass bitch because I don't exercise. And that's it. These fucking women drive me batshit crazy.
& why is Gia on bp AGAIN? Even tho she is gorgeous.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Thanks guest. :)
Snowy...omg...the way JP kisses!
*pretends to be Smashley*
Speaking of...hope he drops her boring ass soon.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Ames is soooooo GHEY!!!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Ames is soooooo GHEY!!!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 11:47am.
She's got bad buzzard nose in the left pic
then she has less bad buzzard nose in the right pic
the difference must've cost MILLIONS
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Ha!! LOLOLO
Thank you for clearing that up. You are a true friend, always willing to show the way.
The size of the nose doesn't matter, it's all about proportion.
I dated a Greek girl who had big eyes, big lips, just a big friggin' head with nose to match and she looked just beautiful.
Look at Jennifer Grey, I thought she was gorgeous with that glorious hook. After the nose job, she was pretty but very, very MEH.
I could care less about Vienna's beak. With that brickhouse bod of hers, my vision would be directed to other, more adult areas.
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In her before picture she looks like that dude Rachel from the Real World/Road Rules challenges from 100 years ago.
Who is this person. Not a question—I read the descriptive content, after all—but really more of an observation.
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argh goes to youtube for "on the wings of love" (sways with Snowy) song destroyed lol.
@Guest I saw Ames is going to be on the BP. weird. he seems so...innocent but again..they all become culos at some point lol
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 11:41am.
that was one of the more disgusting procedures... looked like they were sucking out... nevermind. Yes, very nasty.
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the best thing about Bachelor Pad is gonna be "CRAYCRAY!!!!" Michelle, I love that insane lunatic!
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*feels the love for landwhale*
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guest: GAmes will be on BP too, I want JP to be the next Bachelor.
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
MK, your post on this is hilarious. Why was I laughing out loud when reading about how she was hurt by people writing that she was horse faced? She'd better stay the hell away from this blog.
Chirio...I cannot stand Jake...so skeevy & he's gonna be on BP.
I don't know how anyone could with him.
I hope Ames from Ashley's season is the next Bachelor tho.
Teehee.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Ugh Chiri, Jake is the worst, even worse than rat face Brad!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat: "...No wonder your whole face is black and blue, they beat the living fuck outta you with that thing."
That's what has been said about my peen.
there ain't nothing wrong with that if she has the money and wants to get her nose shaved down. if you got the time and the money go for it. now landwhale was about ready to get her fucking eyes done and i was well fucking hell no we can use 5 grand somewhere else you people. no one in your family really gives a shit anyways.
When I saw this Bachelor with Jake Pelviswhatevers I really thought he was a gentleman. Now looking at Bachelor pad sneak peeks dude is an ASSHOLE! My Diny office friend (dinosaur) has better arms. lol
Jake Pelvis has trex arms http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Qv9GAGqr3C0/S0aLr-hBimI/AAAAAAAACGM/P2BjbNXmcI...
Coma Caca!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11