Presenting Doogie Howser's Sun-Drenched Crotch
Putting Rosie O'Donnell's gay family cruise to shame, Neil Patrick Harris, his partner David Burtka and their twin baby friends are currently making the pink dolphins in St. Tropez spit sparkly rainbows out of their blowholes by sailing around on a fancy yacht with Elton John, his husband David Furnish and their baby friend. BABIES AND GAYS! One of those things hates me right away and the other one of those things only hates me after I make a mouth vom when they ask me if I like Lady Caca.
When NPH and David aren't singing the lullaby version of show tunes to all those babies (the original cast recording comes out in the fall) down below, they're letting the sun grace their bulges on the deck.
You know, seeing NPH all grown up and with his own babies should make me feel old and lonely, but it doesn't. I'm too busy coming to terms with the fact that a topless Doogie Howser is making my nipples twerk by themselves.
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Because they're the first gay couples ever to have children. What's the big deal here? I'm sure NPH and his hubby are present parents but Elton and his piece probably left the price tag on theirs. But not everyone's daddy comes home saying, "the bitch is back"!
"The truth is most gay people are far more talented and usually more intelligent than straight people. The world needs to encourage all gay people to have children."
Yeah, right. I guess I'll be sending love letters to Perez Hilton when he adopts some baby.
The truth is most gay people are far more talented and usually more intelligent than straight people. The world needs to encourage all gay people to have children.
Submitted by blaase on Sat, 08/06/2011 - 2:57am.
LOL you have answered my question!
Notice the picture with the lady in the bikini, where you can see David Furnish pointing his kid at the lady and saying, "That is why we are gay!"
vadges? we don't need no stinking vadges!!!
"Boy, the next words that come out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone."
"Not sure why anyone would think these two couples would make better parents than others. Like all celebs, their nannies do the vast majority of child-rearing. "
I agree. Personally, I know all I need to know about these two by the way Burtka kicked his other kids to the curb and how they dust the baby off for a few photos and then lay about sunbathing.
We don't understand what is so interesting about two nelly little queens?
Burtka is a total bottom ( who can't tell???), and I bet they get a top to do them both from time to time.
From dreadful TV show to lounging on a yacht in St. Tropez with a knight.
Which one is Top and which one is Bottom?
or maybe they flip flop?
...and I don't see anything. ; )
"I make myself sick, get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure grown up nerd."
-Fatlip (The Pharcyde)
Not sure why anyone would think these two couples would make better parents than others. Like all celebs, their nannies do the vast majority of child-rearing.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Doogie has the biggest FOREHEAD EVERH! and it's got creases in it too.
Thank you! I am not alone. I hated Doogie Howser, I remember when NPH made some entitled diva bitch comment at the time.
And I HATE HATE HATE "How I Met Your Mother". In Ramadan, the English language station here offers up a very nice daily comedy marathon. This year, 2 of the shows are "Two and a Half Men" and "HIMYM". Surprisingly, "Men" is not all that bad (Jon Cryer is a hoot), but "HIMYM" makes me stabby. "Whine whine whine, New Jersey sucks, whine whine whine, sitting in the bar, whine whine whine..."
*stabs TV*
He annoys me for some reason.
Those four guys make better parents than a hell of a lot of the idiots I know, some of whom are relatives.
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Gays! Babies! Gays with their babies! *sigh*
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Just not sure what to say about the whole thing other than I would love to sit NPH on my lap and give him a bunch of man love....
So glad I am not the only one who doesn't like Doogie Howser, M.D.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
I guess you call that The Good ship Lollipop because it's filled with suckers.
Cute couples and chirrenz!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 3:25pm.
I dunno, I get the same "douche" vibe from NPH that I get from timberlake...
Something about him doesn't sit right with me. I'm almost sure it's that I remember him as Doogie Houser (and hated that show). That sitcom he's on also ABSOLUTELY SUCKS.
NPH's boyfriend is dumber than a bag of rocks with water on the brain. I know this from personal experience. Obviously, the Doog isn't with him for conversation. Just hope no one's surprised one day when one of the twins winds up broiling in the oven at 400 while a pot roast wears a onesie in the playpen.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
I'm too busy coming to terms with the fact that a topless Doogie Howser is making my nipples twerk by themselves. - MK
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Me too, I wanna see a sex tape just to be sure it's him and not the yacht.
No shit, my thought exactly. I'd be knocking on his back door all day long
I like how he's all "yeah, I'm tapping dat" in this pic:
http://dlisted.com/node/42953/images/spl303728_001.jpg
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Klingon Madonna say what? - MK
NPH looks like great dad material. Burtka does not look like good dad material.
Probably the only pictures I've ever seen of Furnish where he looked like a normal human being. He always looks so fake and posed, but in these pictures he looks like he's having the time of his life. Even ol' El looks good. Seems like he's fell-off a bit too.
But Harris and Burtka are just adorable. That picture of NPH giving the baby his bottle is beyond beautiful.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 3:25pm.
I dunno, I get the same "douche" vibe from NPH that I get from timberlake...
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...tru dat...he's always had a slightly icky quality I've found...must be the forehead and beady eyes...
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...'I've checked him out on the Google, and there's absolutely no record of him ever having a mother'...
Doogie is the best lol see NPH in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle hilarious.
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Cuteness overload
I dunno, I get the same "douche" vibe from NPH that I get from timberlake...
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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.
Wife swap everybody!
Wife swap everybody!
Also, Elton's piece is hot. He gives me a little bit of a Guy Ritchie vibe.
That fag hag needs to step up her game. Even the 10 year old boy thinks she's gross.
The kept men are in the best shape, David Burtka's legs are amazing!! And Furnish has some gorgeous guns!!!
Holy shit, Elton's kid is so freaking adorable, I can't take it!! I just want to nom nom nom those precious little toes in the second pic! Are either Elton or David the biological father, or was the baby adopted?
So much for EJ & hubby not knowing which of them fathered their kid. In thumbnail #2, the baby obviously inherited Furnish's hairline.
I like how he's all "yeah, I'm tapping dat" in this pic:
http://dlisted.com/node/42953/images/spl303728_001.jpg
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"I will never be able to listen to him sing, "O Holy Night," knowing he desires unholy nights." - Clay Aiken fans in meltdown due to gay announcement
That woman in thumb #7 isn't that bad looking. I know lots of men who would hit on that. But even if she had been a supermodel, her looks would have been wasted on this group anyway.
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Thumb #7: You just know that old dame Elton is yelling "Stinkfish...EWWWWW"
Would NOT fuck!
Why do I kinda hate Doodie? (typo, but it stays).
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
LOL at the boys "eeek"ing over the icky girl in thumb 7.
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Too much sessayness in one pic! *swoon*
LOVE the buttcheek photobomb!!! She's watching this big crowd of gays wondering why no one is lathering up over her bootay.
Love the 'mo entourage in #7. How many people does one kid need to walk him around the beach?
And that lady needs to invest in some bigger bottoms cause that one ain't covering her wide ass. Plus her ass seems to be eating it. One thing I learned courtesy of "Miss Congeniality" hairspray. Use it.
I wonder what people would think about NPH if he had never done Doogie Hauser and just appeared on the scene as an adult?
Cause no matter what - he gets mad love cause he was Doogie and grew up without a bunch of mug shots/drug charges like most of the child actors.
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