Peaches Geldof's Boyfriend Had Me At Coolots
Rotten Peaches Geldof would go down on a snake if it was a guest editor at Vice Magazine or was the sometimes keytar player of a band who had a song on the Gummo soundtrack, so she usually has the worst taste in dudes. (Not like bitch is a prized kumquat herself.) But Peaches is finally rubbing her crotch marmalade on the right kind of beautiful dude who is obviously fluent in dressing like a Volvo-driving, Kenny G-humming, Celestial Seasonings-drinking suburban mother of the 1980s! I know you fell back in chair and shouted out, "MOM!!!????"
Peaches' new piece is Thomas Cohen and he's like a human version of one of the Erri Twins in the weekend wardrobe of a 1950s girl school head mistress. I bet he's even wearing white cotton panties with no dick slot and baby blue roses on them. If I didn't think his crotch was covered with a bacterial fungus from fucking on Rotten Peaches, I'd totally be in love!
Hey every girl has to date a gay boy at least once in her life. It's a rite of passage.
Or a gayelle. Can't tell for sure which case I'm looking at here.
Is he high? Are we sure he's a real live boy? What's wrong with his neck, it doesn't seem to be strong enough to support the weight of his head!
Oh, and that "grrr I'm angry" face he makes reminds me of the kid who bit me when I was a teacher's assistant and working the summer school session - I had to go and get a damn tetanus shot because of that brat!
ewww... shitty posture. Stand up straight.
He is so sexy, how couldn't you resist this sexy man?!?! Looking at him makes me want to barf, they both look like they haven't showered for days.
Dress shoes with NO SOCKS... ugh, what a tool.
um...do people like this usually bathe?
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wow, this bitch has impeccable taste. from http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2459262/eli-roth-peaches-geld... to this?! well played, ma'am. well played.
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LMAO extreeeme emo boyie and his culottes and whateverthefuck1930 shoes those are.
I think he and Peaches spend a lot of time drawing cat faces on each other with eyebrow pencil.
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Quick, someone invent the ability to punch people in the face through the internet NOW. PLEASE.
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"Joy and sorrow are life's companions."
So Peaches Geldof is dating Orlando, but what I want to know is which gender is Oralando (typo and it stays) supposed to be NOW?
I bet she has to hide the dildo every night!
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That is the biggest case of gay face I have seen since Zac Efron made his High School Musical debut. Damn!
Thanks! :)
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Stoney on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 6:33pm.
"Would someone, ANYONE, please tell me wtf is going on in this picture?
Ok, tired black man gets off work after a long day of managing a thankless department of nobodies and enduring screaming triplets on the train ride home to stop by the local pub and try to enjoy a cold pint of beer on the patio in peace, and is he is forced to sit next to the worthless child of a celebrity as she desperately attempts to look the right combination of modern and apathetic while she makes out with the crack baby of nouveau riche plastic handbag designer and a sometime bass player with oversized jaw-hunchback disorder.
How did I miss this!
Stoney, you are a fuckin' GENIUS!
LMFAO!
AWESOME
@Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 11:01pm.
Peaches looks like she might be enjoying a little smack, and I don't mean the kind I'd like to give her.
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lmfao. Me next, let's form a queue.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
last thumbnail..she has those awful gnashers that turn into a sharp horseshoe shape in her mouth. Top row of your teeth should not be doing that. She needs braces. It's like they are curved too narrowly and her bite is jacked.
He looks EXACTLY like this gayelle Emily I played hockey with as a kid, if she were styled by Elle Fanning.
The culottes, the man-purse, the shoes my sister wore to the eighth grade, its all so familiar. Except for the bedraggled whore next to him, all his accessories speak to me.
That first pic! If he's not popping his neck, then he's just extra special with a side of challenged.
Yuck. Yuck. Yuck.
quit jerking me around
thats sam ronson
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
It's a shame he has no sense of syle, he has a really cute face. Still an upgrade from that immature film director..what's his name again?
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
No self-respecting dude would wear culottes.
My grandfather doesnt even wear his shorts up that high! WTF?
Must not take much to get her hot... I'd be embarrassed just walking next to him let alone sitting on his lap!
The shoes, pale legs, belt and purse are just frightening ... who the fuck finds any of that attractive is BEYOND me.
not shocked, thanks for the explanation of 'chi-gender'. Very confusing indeed, but whatever floats people's boats!
is peaches the one that dug her claws into eli roth's hairy back? (i just grossed myself out)
this latest boyfriend appears to be "special"...no normal man shamelessly struts himself out in public in those shorts...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
this guy is the new generation of straight guys who dress like idiots.
anyway he is just an attention seeking wanker.
How does his dick work in an outfit like that?
Argh! I meant lemonene. NOT lemonade! Sorry, it's just that my computer corrects me and I forget to ignore the corrections.
buenas noches y hasta luego Nightowl
I'm lemonene, but lemonade is ok ;)
Yeah I'm a norteña! so you know you have to go to el mercado to find the goodies.
I used to have one of those stars, it was above my bed, so... one night I feel like jumping on the bed, not a good idea :D
Lemonade, I have to go but I'm sure well get to chat another time! Buenas noches!
Lemonade, cool, you're a nortena too! My parents came from Sinaloa.
I haven't been on a vacation to Mexico in like 3 years (but I have gone to visit my grandmother) and I always find some nice beaded jewelry and purses. I want to buy a lamp to hang in my room next time I go to Rosarito, BC. It,s shaped like a 3-d star and had little star cut-outs so that just enough light comes through.
Submitted by Daniee on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 7:33pm.
Submitted by agirl on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 7:22pm.
No one that looks like that guy could be any good in bed. Sonetimes you can just tell by lookin' at 'em.
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Due to his lack of vitality/essential nutrients/vitamins/blood etc., yeah I might agree here but do not discount the leaning effeminate looking men in the sack. And, again, I really do not mean THIS particular one as he also looks 11 years old. But I had the pleasure of smashing bits with a couple of "effeminate" type guys who pay way more attention to their shoes than I do, one who was bi and it was unbeleivably pleasing! I still think about it.
lol.
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Name and number please. Thx.
Srsly, I could never even start to get wet for a guy who looked so feminine (plus I can't stand hipsters or wannabe hipsters). It's just not my thang, so they could all be really good in bed and I'd never know. I like my men with, um, balls and chest hair, if you don't mind my sayin'.
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Haha! Well, my man of almost 10 years now is gingy chest haired, a deep talker and all that, so I get ya girl!! He has absolutely no ass however.
I guess I'm weird and in college, just super horny to experience things. If I get a good sex "vibe" from someone whom I've known for a bit, I could really care less what they look like cause THAT is what gets me.
Submitted by nightowl on Tue, 08/09/2011 - 3:27am.
I live in Tamaulipas, just across the border with laredo, tx.
Have you find anything good?
Lemonade, do you live there now? which part?
Every time I go, my mission is to find a purse with flower stitchings and some beaded jewelry like the ones the Nahuatl people make. :)
Rotten Peaches went to Benefit in London and bought some trash. THey put a pic of her on there a few days ago. The pic was slammed with trash rotten peaches talk about how skinny her ass is, how she need to be a chip shop eatin instead of shopping for blush,allkinds of fuckery on benefit facebook uk page over rotten peaches. I had a great day....
Submitted by nightowl on Tue, 08/09/2011 - 3:14am.
Hi! I´m from Mexico and I hated my uniform, now I miss it.
But we do have some cool jewerly.
MyBfLuvsPeanutButt... That 's pretty cool about your daughter's friend. I try and look for her next time I go to the site. Goodnight! I hope tomorrow's a better day for you!
Ok back to the topic: MybfLuvsPeanutBut... I don't really think there is much fashion in this outfit, actually. My style is very different, actually. I normally wear converse, cowboy boots or leather strappy sandals. Currently, my style is very undefined but in high school, everyone called me a hippie cuz I lived in long skirts, wore a crossBody purses that I would get in Little India (shout out!) (I still wear them) and wore loads of jewelry (the Mexican beaded kind).
I still love the same things but that look is so trendy it seems, so I put it away, although i'm currently eyeing some new skirts I saw last week!
Anyway, I have always liked the preppy look, or whatever this is. I loved wearing plaid skirts in high school, and always wanted to wear a uniform in school! When I go to Mexico and see girls in their uniform I always rate their outfit and everything!
Sorry for rambling this much. I just haven't been coming as much in the last few months so it's like I need to just type like a maniac!
Ew, Eli Roth is gross. He was probably cute for two minutes when he was a toddler. I did think he got one of the best lines in Tarantino's "Death Proof" when he said something like, "Hey, BJ, where's the Bear" under his breath about the Kurt Russell character.
oh, and I know one of the models in LuLu's. She's my nieces best friend. She's the Robert Palmer Simply Irrestistable lookalike. She was a beautiful 8th grader and teenager. A tiny beautiful little thing. Gotta go now, bar is kicking me out. I guess I have to go home. I don't hang out in bars really, but like I said I needed escape tonight. Day from hell.
PBandJ
oh, and I know one of the models in LuLu's. She's my nieces best friend. She's the Robert Palmer Simply Irrestistable lookalike. She was a beautiful 8th grader and teenager. A tiny beautiful little thing. Gotta go now, bar is kicking me out. I guess I have to go home. I don't hang out in bars really, but like I said I needed escape tonight. Day from hell.
PBandJ
Aww I thought Eli Roth was hot as the stoner dude in Cabine Fever watch it or google the images get back at me if u think I'm wrong but I always have the hots for stoner dudes so maybe I'm not the best judge of these things :)
I'm not a spammer. I just look like one.
PBandJ
Were those gunshots I just heard?
It's so sweet and romantic that your mom still has your dad's love letters! My parents are still in love they were never into stuff like that.
MybflvsPeanutBu... I thought you were a spammer at first so I wasn't going to reply to your post! Yes I do love her shoes, and I love the stuff I see at Lulu's as well. I'm not into wearing heels and I've been over the flat shoes for like 5 years now but these shoes have a shorter heel and they are classic so even though they are trendy now, they will look good when I see a pic of myself wearing them! I actually have a pair of black ones from my days in show choir but these are less "stage performer" imo.
Fags!
ps. my mom has a purse like that with all my dad's love letters in there from 1956. He was so whooped and still is. : )
PBandJ
NightOwl,
Meet me, escapee from home. I can't believe yo9u love her shoes. I know people have different tastes, but I'm really fascinated by people who have a differing opinion than I... Just bought some really cute stuff on LuLu's. I never have before because it seems like it would only last a season, but i LOVE MK's 15 percent discount code, so I bought to keep me cute and him in bidness.
You really like those shoes? I would feels so frumpy in those... How can I break that. I've never worn ballet slippers or those fug shoes that fold up and strecht when you put them on. hmmm. am I missing some fashion?
PBandJ
What a pair of wet, ultra leftist, Apple using, veggie eating, totally useless wastes of space. I bet even their Cocaine is organic.