Thursday, August 11th 2011
Somebody Wants To Scale Mount ASkars
Let's just assume that this bite-sized caramel twinkie was actually the same height as ASkars, but magically shrunk down before the Swedish mountain of hotness so that he could gaze up at him the way one gazes up at the sun. Let's also just assume that pygmy gay's fly was actually up until ASkars came along and it dropped low so that his peen could breathe in some Swedish musk. That little pocket hottie is only doing what we would all do in this situation. Actually, most of you public whores would be asking the pap to hold your purse as your knees started to bend.
And who ever said that a picture is worth a thousand restraining orders, was talking about this picture.
It is cute adoration! *laughing*
Askars looks a bit shell-shocked.
My first thought seeing this pic was; AWWWWwwwwww, cute adoration.... ;o)
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:56am.
I know that a pygmy gay is not a pet, but I just wanna take this adorable one home with me and put him in a pink dog basket in front of the fireplace. The only problem is that he'll wake up looking more femininely stylish than I ever could.
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^ This! Ditto...Hahahaha...lol
hahahaha I love it!
Submitted by Versailles on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 5:02am.
Where are the blond hair that everyone is talking about? That's not blond. Points to my son -> that's blond. ASkars has dark hair.
(Totally felt like Crocodile Dundee there for a sec.. That's no knife.. This is a knife!)
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It's hard to have any respect for Indiana Jones after watching Crocodile Dundee. Actually, it's hard to have any respect for Indy after roughing it (Bear Grylls style) in Western Oz. Yes, I brag about that alot.
Stupid hipster doofus lookin fuck. .. but then hot as hell in the Lady Gaga music video .. I'm bifurcated.
oh. who am I kidding. yeah, I probably would. once.
Yeah, he does it for me.
He's typically Swedish: tall, fair, and lanky. And very good looking. But I'm a little worried about his hairline... It wants to fly back to Sweden, it seems...
Submitted by MyFingersHurt on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 7:21am.
I never understood this guy's appeal until I started watching "True Blood," and now I get it. TOTALLY. GET. IT.
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lololololol Word. Watching him in the 2nd Season made my ovaries, fallopian tubes and every single nerve ending in that area burn and throb! Which actually freaked me out a bit.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
danee, if 3 swedish hockey players asked me to party with them i would be all over that shit.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
i disagree with your statement on askars career. generation kill, anyone? the dude CAN act.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
yes, i agree the way he plays eric makes him a walking orgasm on that show. i think in real life hes kind of a goofball ( but in a good way) still, i would love to keep him handcuffed in my attic and do filthy, unspeakable things to him.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
he is so fucking hot. that is all.
I like his height but not his face.
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Douchechill!
ASkars is definitely 6'4"-ish (not 5'8"). He's super tall.
I never understood this guy's appeal until I started watching "True Blood," and now I get it. TOTALLY. GET. IT.
Yum.
i seriously hate skinny jeans...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
He's only 5'8"? (Asskars, I mean.) Bwa! So that gnome trying to feel him up is... all of 3'6". This pic rocks my world.
Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 7:42pm.
"To me, he looks like a hockey player... I have not been attracted to hockey players since at a bar awhile back when I looked younger and apparantly stupider or like a skank, three of them all asked me to "party" with them. I am up for a night of fun but that is not it."
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Oh, Daniee. Hockey players are the shit! There are too many I need to land-mount. Come on over to mama. We must chat ;p *pats seat next to her*
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"okayyy lets not make a goddess out of Maria Shiver now. It's from her bitch face that she is a cunt." - cuntwhore (2011-08-08)
Don't catch True Blood, My vintage Barnabas
"OH YOU FANCY HUH" - KA
Where are the blond hair that everyone is talking about? That's not blond. Points to my son -> that's blond. ASkars has dark hair.
(Totally felt like Crocodile Dundee there for a sec.. That's no knife.. This is a knife!)
I'm not really into Askars and would have scrolled past but my eye caught "bite-sized caramel twinkie," I snorted coffee up my nose and MK had me.
MK, you're very saucy.
@ vidz
Oh they really look alike
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ9cHVDwnMg
Still Papa Skars is sexier
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Pero now I look like hardcore bitch that nobody wants to fuck with, wacha! - Angel Baby
The tall one is an annoying homosexual, but we do see what could be evidence of average-meat (7 inches) in her trousers.
i just wanted to say this is my first comment. even tho i couldve had the first comment. but the confirmation took the same amount of time as my deceased gma would have taken boiling an egg. SO BAH HUMBUG! BAH HUMBUG I SAY
@ lemonene
Ahhh jus like mah mens to talk and look drunk. It makes then real easy for the pluckin.
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"Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
Jani Lane, lead singer of Warrant is dead at 47.
Goddamn.... I thought maybe Dlisted would have something on it...
bummer
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Will there always be concerts where women are raped? Watch me make up my mind instead of my face. The number one must have, is that we are safe.
What is making people think he has tiny meat? Because one person here said they dated a couple tall guys with small dicks? So what?
Submitted by vidz on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:28am.
Meh, his height is a turn on but his dad Stellan Skarsgård does more for me than him
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Yes Stellan is one sexy daddy.
I like ASkars sometimes, his hotness comes and goes.
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Pero now I look like hardcore bitch that nobody wants to fuck with, wacha! - Angel Baby
I know that a pygmy gay is not a pet, but I just wanna take this adorable one home with me and put him in a pink dog basket in front of the fireplace. The only problem is that he'll wake up looking more femininely stylish than I ever could.
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
Mahatma Gandhi
Not impressed.
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He has a tiny head. Tall is hot, but does not trump tiny head (or meat)
I've never seen that show he's on, but I saw him on a talk show and he was a Debbie Downer. He was all boring and dreary and had no personality. Hopefully he was just having a bad day or something. Nice to look at,but he's a drip. (1950's slag, ya'll booyeah!)
Meh, his height is a turn on but his dad Stellan Skarsgård does more for me than him.
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"Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
His face says it all: "The fuck?"
This is getting to be too much.
That twink can't be for real. He looks like he came from the same factory as Peaches Geldof's new boyfriend.
Submitted by Candy on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 6:38pm.
It's the way he plays Eric that makes him more attractive on the show than in person.
I just want to see his dick. I'm wondering why they don't do full frontal on HBO. We're paying for it.
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Yeah, if they can show movies on HBO now that casually show the wang (hey, wait, they did it on Boardwalk Empire!), why can't they do it on True Blood?
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 6:56pm.
I'm worried this is a cry for help. Not again!!! Twice in the same week is more than I can bear.
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I got a good chuckle out of this for some reason. Thanks!
Submitted by TimC on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 8:55pm.
I cosign the Jim Cary comment.
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Yeah, but he doesn't have those big teef, which makes all the difference to me. I still would. I can't even explain why b/c usually I'm not into blondes.
No. No. you got it all wrong... I don't want your autograph...
"I would do things that suck.. for your love.."
"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over..."
"Boy, the next words that come out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled
I cosign the Jim Cary comment. Younger and better looking, but not that different. And his eyes are not attractive at all (which he seems to be aware of because he always wears shades). On the other hand, I'd need a stepstool to hit it from the back, but I ain't too proud.
Ha! I always thought Dolph Lundgren was cute. I don't have a "type," I like a variety, but I would climb Mt. Askars, even if he's hung like a hamster. Do not care. Want.
Submitted by kylimayrow on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 8:12pm.
I dated one or two guys that are his body size, they all had small dongs, nothing to be too excited about. I have a strong feeling Askars career will go the way of Dolph Lundgren, type casted as the viking this or that. He also seems like a big closet diva, PR whore, I mean there are these pics of him showing up randomly walking the streets. I would bet he is on his celly calling the paps to his location on a daily basis. When he first showed up on the American scene I bought all the hype but after the Kbosworth PR stunt & random ho stroll pap pics, I was over his false charisma & dedicated thespian banter.. Bullshit
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@kylimayrow So, where do I sign this? Dunno what's all the rage with this person. He seems painfully dull.
Somebody Wants To Scale Mount ASkars
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*thrusts hand into air...poking anyone in the eye along the fucking way*
OOOOooo. OOOOoooo. It's me. ME!ME!ME!
I want to.
For a minute there I thought that was little Bobby Trendy, semi-cleaned up. I wonder what HE's been up to lately...
This reminds me of the Will & Grace episode where Will is dating a "pocket gay" and Jack explains what a "pocket gay" is:
Jack: Well, you see what you have there, don't you?
Will: I see what I don't have, the other half of my date.
Jack: What you have ... is a pocket gay.
Will: A pocket gay?
Karen and Grace: A pocket gay?
Jack: A pocket gay. The perfect travel-size homosexual. Just pop him in a man-purse, a briefcase, and you're good to go. In ten years they'll be making 'em all that way.
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I dated one or two guys that are his body size, they all had small dongs, nothing to be too excited about. I have a strong feeling Askars career will go the way of Dolph Lundgren, type casted as the viking this or that. He also seems like a big closet diva, PR whore, I mean there are these pics of him showing up randomly walking the streets. I would bet he is on his celly calling the paps to his location on a daily basis. When he first showed up on the American scene I bought all the hype but after the Kbosworth PR stunt & random ho stroll pap pics, I was over his false charisma & dedicated thespian banter.. Bullshit
My bets its an Armenian lesbian who works as a PA or something. Jus' sayin.
lol. Seems like a cool guy who is incredibly uncomfortable with people noticing him while he is getting on with his day.
To me, he looks like a hockey player but that is probably because I am in Canada and many of our players are Swedish. I have not been attracted to hockey players since at a bar awhile back when I looked younger and apparantly stupider or like a skank, three of them all asked me to "party" with them.
I am up for a night of fun but that is not it.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 7:31pm. Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 7:25pm.
Don't think he's particularly cute, but I'd like to take my tape measure to that inseam
*smacking lips*
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Oh, now you're a tailor too?
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Not for anything less than 36 inches :P
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As the faculty of writing has chiefly been a masculine endowment, the reproach of making the world miserable has always been thrown upon the women~Samuel Johnson
lol, what is strange to me is that the mini twink's shoes look bigger in size than Alexander's!
Alexander is doing a lot to me, cause he is a tall, a bit sexy / a bit dorky, approachable guy who looks like he has a weird and hilarious sense of humor(he'll probably use during sexy times too,lol) and you can hug his gigantically enormous body and feel like a petite little butterfly yourself next to his peach fuss blond haired Swedish mouth watering butt!!! so yeah he can melt me like buttah on his buttock..
He's fuckable but his face isn't that cute...he probably took this little bitch around the corner; I'm almost positive he's gay
Askar's starting to look like a skinny version of his daddy. No bueno.
I'll take the twink. Ten bucks says he's way better hung anyway because you know that's an IPhone in Askar's pocket. Pfft. Poser.
(In all seriousness, I'll take either. I'm hoooorrnnyyyyy)