Kristen Stewart On W Magazine
The power of trimmed brow merkins, black eye pencils, horse tails, extra hung Bumpits, high-powered fans and the "lipstick lez" tool on Photoshop cannot be denied!
Kristen Stewart normally looks like a homeless runaway who chews on her lip scabs inside of the ATM room at Chase bank on 2nd Avenue and spits at you when you don't put a dollar in her cup after she opens the door for you, but W Magazine glamoured her up for their fashion issue. Yes, their fashion issue. Because when you think of fashion, you automatically think of the ho who looks like she buys all her clothes at a gas station. If they wanted a Twilight-related cover, they should've went with the forever fashionable Nutty Madam instead. Truth.
Click here for KStew's interview with W if that's what you need on your eyes today and here's more of her looking like a cross between the Ghost of Priscilla Presley's Past and Lindsay Lohan before meth ate the young from her face.
These pictures will definitely have a place at the Harpo, Who Dis Woman Museum one day.
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@daaah Photoshop isn't just for wrinkles, and let's be real, these photos are shopped. It's normal for the glam mags to do this (and the rag mags for that matter). It's just the irony of someone as "fierce" and "non-hollywood" as she makes herself out to be appearing this way, makes us grown ups laugh. Try not to take it so personally. And you go ahead and take other people's word - I'll use my OWN opinions on Kstew's acting. It's crap.
She looks beautiful. And the "attitude" that everyone here hates, I love...It's very anti-corporate Hollywood.
@ Neurotic on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 8:37am.
i hear your response to my comments but i still don't agree. i think kristen stewart is a fine young actress and i believe that i am in good company... david fincher, jon favreau, griffin dunne, jon kasdan, sean penn, kate hudson, chris weitz, jake scott, walter salles & bill condon, all directors that have praised her performances and would love to work with her again. rather than listening to someone that has an agenda against kristen or really has no idea what it takes to be an accomplished actress or actor in this town, i think i will listen to those in the know.
Very pretty picture. The fur coat pic reminds me of one I've seen from the 60s ... Judith Campbell Exxner and/or Barbara Parkins. Someone was "inspired" by someone else.
AS for Kristin ... I'm totally with those that are tired of her petulant look and smirky ass. Sorry but she may take a pretty picture but I get a STRONG trailor trash vibe from her and that other UGLY dude Robert Pattinsonwhatever. He looks like he spends his mornings wandering around that said trailor court looking for someone to bum a cigarette from. Don't get his appeal at all.
I need a dna test to believe this is Kristen Stewart.
Submitted by daaah on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 3:18am.
Not to rain on your parade, but I've seen some other films this KStew was in -- outside Twilight -- and still don't think she's a good actress.
Not everybody, who dislikes her acting, is making assumptions about her based on her commercial success with those shitty films.
Her lack of affectation translates into a complete blank personality, with a shallowness only accomplished by a severe absence of intelligence. Watching her giving interviews is akin to listening to some completely numb and empty human being, trying to digress about things, while also making no commitments to reveal any sort of emotion.
When I watch her act, I see that same personality come through over and over and over. She seems to be playing herself in everything. The Runaways was a great display of that. There was another indie horror flick she was in, which totally was exactly the same shit. She's not capable of being anything but apathetic. How's this considered good acting is beyond me, but I hear her family (dad?) was in the industry already, so it explains everything: got where she was by nepotism.
Who really cares about this vanilla chick? I don't get the big deal about her - she looks boring as hell.
Well at least they photoshopped the smirk off her face.
ok, really what is so negative about kristen stewart? is it that you all are so jaded that you resort to claim that a 21 year old girl is using photoshop to alter her looks to look good. how retarded are you all? she has no wrinkles to photoshop out.
if any of you have done your homework and new a little about kristen stewart, you would know that she is an accomplished independent actress (ask any director who has worked with her), she is extremely humble which is directly connected to her awkwardness.
stop repeating things other people say on their blogs and have some balls and watch her films for yourself.
the "twilight saga" doesn't define kristen stewart.
Submitted by femguide on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 11:45am.
Watch the transformation of her photoshop in this gif: http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t122/loisen187/toomuchphotoshop.gif
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She sorta looks like Brooke Shields mixed in with Appalonia.
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She sorta looks like Brooke Shields mixed in with Appalonia.
She looks very pretty.
THIS hair and make up need to make a comeback. In the vintage movies, all the women look so glamorous ( I am not talking about the 80's and 90's vintage).
The hair and make up even make stoney Stewart look good, too bad she is still dead behind the eyes though.
She looks like a bizarre mash-up of my mother/Priscilla Presley circa 1968 and a pre-raging drug problem Lindsay Lohan. Basically, she looks NOTHING like herself.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
I shit you not, cat eye makeup can completely transform a face..now add 8 pounds of the other makeup and airbrushing and you get this... she's definitely cute in real life but she's a fucking bore on screen (all of her roles after Panic Room)...however, I like her because I honestly believe she's out to get her money (albeit from bad acting in whatever role she can land), mind her business and smoke her pot in peace - the end
Yeah, totally!
I hate it that she tries to play it like she is too good to give a shit, when bitch should be ecstatic that she was born to a family that would open doors to an easy, wealthy life.
Yeah, yeah, being famous and rich is such a drag, blahblahblah, poor sad panda face lesbian girl has to stay in the closet and have a pretend romance with her equally closeted co-star to sell movies.
Boo-hoo, bitch, move to a Ghanaian leper colony and see how hard you have it in this life.
What bothers me about this mediocre placeholder is that she's so goddamned ungrateful.
fuck deficient and loving it.
Ugh, this girl is so depressing.
I tried to cut her some slack, because she's not as offensive as a desperate Blake Lively, but I will NOT stand for being told she's such a bombshell, not even with all this photoshop here, coz bitch still looks like a sad panda face.
Kaya Scodelario> this and she can act too. Why do we have a KStew playing the aloof young waif when there are other more capable people for this kinda thing?
Photoshopped to the point of being unrecognizable. Lovely.
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LMAO link to this "Kristen Stewart Unbutches W Magazine". So true.
She looks beautiful. I actually do think she is pretty anyway, but she looks stunning when she wears make-up and how it makes he eyes look. I don't mind her when I see her on a red carpet because I like her awkwardness and it means that she doesn't take the Hollywood thing seriously. I haven't seen her movies except for the second Twilight (I had no choice and was bored to tears) and Panic Room (she bothered me for some reason).
What is with her & the dead eyes? Ugh...I think she is a pretty girl even when she is grungy looking, but I will never get over her dead eyes. She is pretty in the face, but completely lacking any spark or charisma.
umm..why the hell doesnt she try like this on a daily basis! she actually looks beautiful
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SHE LOOKS AMAZING!!!
Still fug and I'm all for bringing "Valley of the Dolls" look back into fashion. Totally ruined on this depressing twat.
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LOL @ "lot lizard tranny". I've seen those types around. What's worse is some truckers would hit it all day long.
Kristen looks good. I haven't seen a Twilight film so I can't attest to her acting skills, but she always strikes me as a sullen bitch in interviews. They cleaned her up real pretty like for this shoot.
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Spotty, I actually found her acting good in Into the Wild, Aventureland and Speak. I think there was another movie I liked her in, but I cannot recall the name right now.
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E.C., was the other movie The Cake Eaters or The Runaways? She was great in both.
Kristen the Sulker is naturally pretty despite the buckteeth. The results are good when someone tarts her up-her Vogue photoshoot was stunning.
My first thought actually WAS "Harpo, who dis woman?"
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Oh jeez... this fuckery is pure fuckery ala LoHan... copy cat.
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
someone done went thru Elizabeth Taylor's photo album. THAT or Liz Hurley's senior portraits -A
Wow, she looks like a totally different person? Were they trying to make her look like Priscilla Presley?
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I absolutely refuse to believe that this is her... that bitch is so full of loathing for her plight, that there is NO WAY she could find a away to be comfortable with being pretty and being a model for a day. She's my 2nd place Most Annoying C-bag right behind Fishsticks.
she's caught in it, thinks it's all mostly dumbass fucked-up shit, oh well but there IS the money, and the buzz hasn't quite died yet, so, oh well ...
this is how i see this kid, and i wish her well
phashion rag fotos are ALL bullshit anymore - srsly, it's our whole total lying culture of lies made visual - that's certainly not her there
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Why is everybody saying "good haircut, good hair, good photography".... Can't anybody see that the mouth showing on the picture is not hers? Cant anybody see the layers of photoshop blatantly showing in the mounds of copy paste hair?
HAHHAHA It s inevitable that there is going to be some photoshopping and while that is acceptable, this, my friends, screams Julia Roberts and this too should be banned!
Hair is good, eye makeup is good,photography is great... boring dead derpface is still there. It's also weird seeing her gussied up, because she comes across as so completely sexless and grungy.
And of course, her ugly-ass pretentious personality is still there, taking herself super seriously as a Serious Actress Whom You Should Respect, even though her acting range is "bite lip, blink, tug hair, breathe loudly through mouth."
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is she supposed to look like Denta Burke?
This cover is the perfect example of why makeup artists and hair dressers, really good ones, make so much money.
Kudos to the photographer too.
But she's still not sexy to me. Or sexual for that matter.
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oops, double post! wish I could delete when that happens.
I like what she has to say in her interview - she sounds pretty self-aware and like she has half a brain. I think the shots are great, but I like fashion photography.
Good makeup and hair, same miserable looking face.
The cover shot is good.
My first thought upon seeing this cover: "Hmm...Delta Burke as Suzanne Sugarbaker on Designing Women circa 1987-88 is an odd choice for a fashion editorial but it works!" The big hair, cat eyes and frosted lipstick - I know they were going for a sixties sex kitten but instead they got a late-seventies Miss Georgia World.
Watch the transformation of her photoshop in this gif: http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t122/loisen187/toomuchphotoshop.gif
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I was going to say whoa Photoshop but I see it's obvious. I always thought she was somewhat boring, grumpy and downright drepress most of the time. She doesn't need to walk around with a smile all the time I personally find those people creepy, but she tends to whine a lot and takes herself too seriously.
amazing what make up and photoshop can do!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I must admit, she looks very old Hollywood glam. She looks very gorgeous!
Yeah she is making this asexual monkey feel...weird feelings in the flower area. anyway...I still dislike her somehow. boring...lacks personality or uniqueness or some shit.
Coma Caca!
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She is a pretty girl -- this photoshop IS ridiculous. The brows are the old Brooke Shields' brows. And the lips?
Here is another Dlisted photo of Kristen Stewart with her regular eyebrows, highly doubt they grew in like this.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/42205/images/110605A1_STEWART_K_B-GR_09.jpg
I don't think she is ugly, in fact she could be pretty to me but she is always looking so unkempt and grungy and it takes away from the ability for her to look better.
That said Photoshop and make-upwas used OD here. They added layers of hair extensions for volume since she has naturally thin/limp hair. They plumped up her thin lips, they filled out her face and the make-up artist did wonders thickening her brows, lining her eyes and adding the fake lashes. She is completely unrecognizable in this cover. It's insane
Oh...and in the face shot, I think she looks like Elizabeth Hurley.