Open Post: Hosted By Hulk & Brooke Hogan
Today, the definition of SUCIO SHIT is the sight of the Tang battered popped hemorrhoid known as Hulk Hogan smiling like he just made a happy in his chonies while his son Brooke Hogan kisses on him at the unveiling of her nekkid portrait for PETA in Miami last night.
Never mind that several copies of Photoshop were abused to make Brooke not look like she's about to snap into a Slim Jim, the way Hulk's nasty ass gives his daughter's ass the shocker with his eyes and tries to cover (aka grab) her bare parts with his hands is making me wish that there was such a thing as holy water enemas for the brain.
I don't even know which bleached orange skeezer is his daughter and which one is his wife. I doubt Hulk Hogan knows either. The only thing he knows is that he's going to be late with Linda Hogan's alimony check next month, because he's going to use that money to buy that portrait and.......forget it. This mess is already a visual heave and I don't need to make it worse. Even Brooke's lucite kitten heels can't save this.
And I really feel extra sorry for the animal who is going to be thrown into that cage after Brooke's nasty ass has been all over it.
Has anyone else looked at the size of her Fe
EET in this pic? Like gianormus flippers they are wtf?!
Has anyone else looked at the size of her Fe
EET in this pic? Like gianormus flippers they are wtf?!
Well now he doenst have to watch reruns of her shit solo show to beat off. 99.9% sure he will have this abomination hanging over the toilet for obvious reasons.
I mean far be it from me to judge others, but something about that relationship ain't right. I mean my father is hot and the type of guy every girl wants to screw and does, and as much as I love/hate daddy and we had a good relationship, we've never looked so "close" in all our pictures. Not even the one where we gave each other nuzzle nosies. Meanwhile, if one is going to screw their dad shouldn't hotness be an incentive to like a commit such a taboo?
Like that dad in Taboo American Style (it was a weekend with the guys! I had no choice but to go along with their fuckery lest I be viewed a chump!). He was all WASPY and Nordic looking. Underfuckingstandable!
But Hulk and Brookie? Yes Brooke is probably a man on the real, but still.
What are you cooking Mickey?
I woke up really early on a Saturday -- that I don't have to work -- for a change, woohoo! What to do with the extra time?
Yeah, procrastination on D-listed sounds like a good plan :)
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 1:08am.
LOL. 'Hot & sizzling' wan't meant in reference to the climat (although truth be told I did of course forget about it being mid-winter in Aussieland right now). I just pictured a Sydney full of Becky's, doing exciting stuff. Yes, I'm one of those 'living vicariously' types. But having 48 hours of blissful peace to yourself doesn't sound too bad either. Enjoy!
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
Mahatma Gandhi
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 12:55am.
Hot and sizzling Sydney is freezing - it's the middle of winter!
*turns up heating*
For me, it's an access weekend so I get to enjoy 48 hours of peace and quiet. Bliss!
It's such a lovely respite from dealing with teenage neuroses - I savour every minute. :)
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 12:49am.
The usual suspects. Multi-tasking between early morning cooking and reading the shenanigans of my distinguished fellow members. And what's happening in hot and sizzling Sydney?
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
Mahatma Gandhi
Any Dsisters in the house?
These two perverts are gross and should be ashamed of themselves.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 9:52pm.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 8:33pm.
Oh look, it's another C List whore in a PETA ad.
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My goodness Becky...I think C list is being awfully generous!!
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I thought the same thing! Dang, I must be at least H-list by that standard!
*sprints to tanning/boob job salon*
fuck deficient and loving it.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 9:52pm
You're right. And I shouldn't start drinking this early. :)
Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 8:33pm.
Oh look, it's another C List whore in a PETA ad.
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My goodness Becky...I think C list is being awfully generous!!
Oh look, it's another C List whore in a PETA ad.
*defrosts sirloin for mah dinner*
Is she climbing out a dog crate?
say no more…...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Linda Hogan was on the MattyP Radio Happy Hour show last night, and she had alot of dirt on Hulk, Bubba, Brutus the Barber Beefcake and she also mentioned some gossip that she had heard about the Ultimate Warrior.
the interview is here:
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/rockydennisface01/2011/08/12/linda-hogan-he...
Sup, horz?
I'm almost done catching up on the gossip and looking forward to a weekend off, omfg, yes!
How was your Friday?
Mine was pretty cool. Had a birthday party at the facility for a 92 year old woman.
I know this sounds sappy as all hell, but I really do feel good when one of 'my kids' gets to be that old.
I know everyone hates the health care business here, but fuck it, I am proud of the work I do, despite the crooked doctors and other shitty/shady crap.
Tang battered popped hemorrhoid? Damn you.
I'd like to point out that Brooke does not have nipples, as evidenced by the PETA poster on the wall.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 5:13pm.
Submitted by howdareyou on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 5:02pm.
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I submitted 2 writing samples and one was extremely 'male' and the other one one was on the fence but leaning toward male.
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omg, this means we must...think like GUYS!
(or the program is flawed)
shall we do that jump-up chest-bumping thing?
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"Your ignorance makes me ill and angry. Your savageness...must...end."
O and a brief and also momentary apology (subject to change without notice) to all those peole who complain about free-range parenting and the bratty-ass kids that result. Hell YES! GET YOUR LOUDMOUTH, RUDEASS, DRIVING OVER MY FOOT WITH HIS BIG WHEEL, (but he's Canadian so he did apologize profusely)TOY SCATTERING BRAT OFF! MY! LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
♥ Threadkilla!
Suck My Dick: http://youtu.be/Mxap2jnfF-E
Don't worry, it's not the kill-y kind:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Suck My Dick: http://youtu.be/Mxap2jnfF-E
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 3:46pm.
Sweetas - I'll admit this site terrified the fuckity fuck out of me at first.
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Whyever would you be afraid? Can't you see we are like one big happy family? Welcoming all others from all corners of the earth as if they were already one of our own?! Tsk Tsk! So silly!
Here. Have some Kool-Aid:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Suck My Dick: http://youtu.be/Mxap2jnfF-E
Submitted by howdareyou on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 5:02pm.
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I submitted 2 writing samples and one was extremely 'male' and the other one one was on the fence but leaning toward male.
@zomay - my hat's off to you.
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re: gender id by writing style - I went to the site linked, pasted 2 separate samples for analysis, and they both came back predominantly (65% for one, 89% for the other) MALE. Now, considering that as an adult I had to obtain a copy of my birth certificate (the parents only had a notification of birth registration), I'm wondering if there was something they never told me...
re: most recent alt - when I get suspicious, I check out their posting history, and sometimes there are tell tale signs, such as the familiarity someone else pointed out. This week, I knew because in an OP back when jack and sweetas were guest-blogging, the alt accused them of deleting her posts, and in the midst of this, referenced a poem to MK that was posted under one of their other names.
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"Your ignorance makes me ill and angry. Your savageness...must...end."
Submitted by MrrKat on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 3:10pm.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 2:58pm.
Don`t know if I am funny, my husband says i m not..lol
WTF is his problem? Doesn't he want any pussy when his deployment's over? :-P
You're pretty damn funny. You also owe me a new computer keyboard from when I spit hot chocolate on it reading your comments on (I think) a LiLo post.
Didn't you mention English is your second language? (You've been here a long time, I know. But speaking and writing are two very different things.)
Writing funny shit in a second language is hard to do. [tipping hat to you]
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Agreed. Uncle Brain Fart must be even funnier in German. Scared of that,for sure.
These two just get grosser and grosser.
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"It's all fun and farts until somebody gets punched." -MK
have a good weekend everyone.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
HAHAHAHAH! JACKO! GOOD TIMES!
I` m out ,too, have to shoo everyone in this house of the computers, we have a thunderstorm rolling in. Hope we get some rain, hasn`t rained since End of May....Ya`ll take care, you are some funny bitches, and life would be hella boring without D-listed. ;-))
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 3:51pm.
I hope so SDR! I'm glad you came out of hiding. :) It's scary jumping into any well formed group and GWAD knows the D can be cliquish.
I've been here for 3+ years and this place still scares me sometimes.
M.E.!!! YES!!! I was lost!! lololllllloll good times.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
I'm out, funny fuckers... I hope everyone enjoys their weekend... be safe.
*daydreams of greenroom times* *le sigh*
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 3:43pm.
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 3:34pm.
lololol jacko!! *drunk dials you with a friend at 2am* I'M COMIN OVAH!! ;)
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LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok, that was ONCE and I heard no complaints!! :P
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Jacko - was this the night I was drunk dialing you and you had me talk to your friend while you were trying to figure out WTF you were?
What the flux is going on in dis woild.
I hope so SDR! I'm glad you came out of hiding. :) It's scary jumping into any well formed group and GWAD knows the D can be cliquish. otoh, I've seen jack and snowy and lots of other people give a warm welcome to newcomers. And on the other thing, yeah it gets pretty easy to see after awhile.
*kidnaps jack to mah green room*
* DP *
I'm outtie. You all have a great weekend and be safe!
Submitted by guest on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 3:38pm.
rolling down as in phat???? LOL.
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You a such a dork! But a funny dork! LOL.
Sweetas - I'll admit this site terrified the fuckity fuck out of me at first. I know I don't have the humor chops some of these funny bitches here (I'm looking at you!) and I was afraid I would get assaulted. I have to say everyone here for the most part has been nice. I think it is easy to see when an alt pops up but I know for some it can be confusing. Hopefully those who live in lurkville will start coming out. The more, the merrier!
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 3:34pm.
lololol jacko!! *drunk dials you with a friend at 2am* I'M COMIN OVAH!! ;)
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LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok, that was ONCE and I heard no complaints!! :P
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Have a happy Mrrkat!
thank you all for cheering me up today!!!!
:D
*chanting as always*
Well I think most of you are frickin hysterical! UBF you make me pee a little every day. Love your AW HELL NAW rants!
Re: alts, I feel bad for some of the new posters here and some people who just lurk because they don't want to get attacked. Sucks, all the way around. :p Now I won't speak of it for another 6 months lol
rolling down as in phat???? LOL.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by guest on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 3:33pm.
imma the same irl too.
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So if I see someone all "bucked up" rolling down I45, I'll know it's you???
lololol jacko!! *drunk dials you with a friend at 2am* I'M COMIN OVAH!! ;)
Bye MrrKat! It was nice chatting with your non-alt self.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 3:32pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 3:27pm.
UBF - I think I can be a funny bitch sometimes, but I usually get the blank stare from the BH while I'm pissing my pants. So...
I always say that no one makes me laugh as hard as me.
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^^^THIS! *points to self* I'm the same way.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Awwww. Now i got the sadz. My husband just send me flowers! He even signed the card with his "nickname" Dickface...(had him saved under that in my phone for a year, he still hates me for it..lol)
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
imma the same irl too.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 3:27pm.
UBF - I think I can be a funny bitch sometimes, but I usually get the blank stare from the BH while I'm pissing my pants. So...
I always say that no one makes me laugh as hard as me.
Submitted by MrrKat on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 3:24pm.
I just bought my first antique rose this year and while it is doing well, I'm going to wait for a better year before I purchase more. Not all the food here is hot in TX; we have traditional "fry everything" fare here much the same as you probably do in GA! Whenever you come to Texas, you are more than welcome to as much horse shit as you want! LOL! It's getting deep here. I learned this year to "thump" my tomato blooms when they open. I looked like a freak out there flicking the crap out of the plants but I had a really good crop of heirlooms compared to others I've spoken with.