We're All Going To Prison
It looks like I'm about to find out the answer to the question "How many contraband She-Ra dolls, Mother's Cookies, tweezers and Footballers Wives DVDs can I shove up my ass?", because I fully expect an entire SWAT team to crash through my windows at any moment and drag me to death row for being a serial cunt word thrower. If this story from TMZ is telling the truth, then all of us will soon have police records longer than our free clinic files.
Hayley Marie Norman, whose claim to fame is being briefcase model #25 on Deal or No Deal, was forced to turn herself into police last week after she allegedly committed an illegal act by calling her ex-boyfriend's new ho a "fucking cunt" in a text message. Heather Mills' own daughter better thank her everything that she lives in England, because if she lived in America she'd suffer a punishment far worse than having to sand and re-stain that bitch's leg every time she called her a cunt.
After the new piece of Hayley's ex went to the LAPD and showed them the text message, they charged her with making obscene or threatening phone calls, a misdemeanor. Hayley could also be charged with vandalism, because somebody spray painted "This girl sucks dicks for free" and "This girl is a fucking cunt" on the front of her apartment and ho thinks that someone is Hayley.
A few things. The new ho is a dim bitch who doesn't deserved to be called a cunt. When somebody brands you as a cunt, you thank them since that's better than getting knighted by the queen herself. You don't WAH WAH WAH to the police about it. It's a compliment, not a crime.
Second of all, if those students who paint house numbers on the curb left a note on my front door that read "As a service to the sluts in this area, we will be painting 'This tramp sucks dicks for free' on the doors of whores in the neighborhood today," I would drop a few twenties in their donation cup. It would save me from having to post the exact same thing on Craigslist.
Third of all, this is obviously a major misunderstanding. The First Amendment to the United States Constitution clearly states: "[e]veryone shall have the right to call each other a cunt without interference." As a cuntorian, I know my cunt history!
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Submitted by hotpocket on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 7:33pm.
I wish I was British, so I could say "bloody cunt," with an accent. It has panache.
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Oh but nobody can say 'motherfucker' like Americans.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
And, btw, using the word "fuck" is just as anti-feminist & degrading to women as using the word "c*nt" -- but if you were actually a feminist & not just a shit stirrer, you would know that.
Oh, please elaborate. I need a laugh.
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Is hayley channeling Tony Montana's sister in that picture?
Ah, the word cunt has evolved. You can use it to describe men, women, even dogs (like the Chihuahua who bit me last year, I used it on him.) Has little effect on me. If you cease to be offended by the word, you take the bullet out of the chamber. It's an empty shot. I wish I was British, so I could say "bloody cunt," with an accent. It has panache.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:39pm.
Whoever made the comment for Karen Flatts siggie line better check herself. Homegirl might file charges...
I`ll still continue to call people cunts. Cunt is the only word that seems to hurt feelings nowadays...
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Oh, dear, and I suggested an amendment to that siggie (that was snowpiece, by the way, who is off to jail to meet Diabla from "Scared Straight). (And will I get the chair for "bloodclot"?)
Submitted by Jintess on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 9:32am.
I hate that word. Just on so many levels.
I know....it's right up there with "moist"...
How come this broad got arrested, but Alec Baldwin didn't for the lovely voice mail he left his daughter a couple of years ago? Baldwin's voice mail, to an eleven year old, was far worse than this text.
Why do psycho ex-girlfriends always fixate on all the dick sucking they think their boyfriend's new girlfriend is doing? In a similar situation, I was told in countless voicemails and text messages and all over Facebook that all I do is spend my days dreaming of sucking cock.
Words to the wise: If you want to call someone a cunt, go ahead and do it; if you do it in person, you're not going to get arrested unless you punch the cunt in the face. However, the minute you use anything electronic or telephonic to do so, the object of your aggression has proof that they can take to the police. Couple that with the fact that Hayley spray-painted her ex's new piece's apartment building. Not even Judge Judy would need to see the spray-paint stains on her fingers to know that Hayley's guilty. That text, whether it was one or 1,000, dug Hayley's grave.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 2:44pm.
This isn't a feminist site -- it is a pop culture site to have fun & blow off steam. I think many of us here say things we wouldn't say IRL.
And, btw, using the word "fuck" is just as anti-feminist & degrading to women as using the word "c*nt" -- but if you were actually a feminist & not just a shit stirrer, you would know that.
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Fighting over a man is so low rent. I would never debase myself (or give the SOB who left the satisfaction) of fighting with another woman over any man.
I think there has to be more to the story -- it wasn't just the use of c*nt that got her arrested; she must have been harassing this woman & it must have qualified as "threatening" to the police.
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"And 9/11 ain't nothing compared to what's happening on the buffet line at Sizzler." MK
The self-hatred in here is overwhelming again. And yet some of you stupid fucks will ask yourselves in another thread, yet again, why women still aren't equal to men or whining about why little girls are already ending on stripper poles and all the other sick shit that's getting posted here. Thinking that you're such strong women because you don't mind being called a cunt or don't mind calling other people cunts just shows how deeply ingrained misogyny is in our society if even women themselves don't realize that this is exactly why we aren't respected. It starts with a word, goes on with an attitude and ends with and action. Are you really that stupid to not realize what impact words have? And the funniest thing is that either of you would get a stroke if someone would dare to call another person a fucking n***er. Because that ist hurtful and not pc, right?
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:00pm.
My Nana called me a cunt once. True fact.
Wow! That *is* mean. My evil sister-in-law called my 11-year old niece a "fucking cunt" last year when they were having trouble getting along (because my SIL is the fucking cunt, not my niece), and I thought my niece would end up in therapy, but so far she seems okay.
SIL is a cunt-in-therapy now. No telling if that will "take".
It seems like calling your child a cunt should be a crime if texting some cunt to tell them they're a cunt is a crime.
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My neighbors soon to be ex wife called his daughter a little whorish cunt and she was 10, and she called his 13 yr old son a dirty bastard. Lovely woman.
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Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 2:40pm.
You're right, when even these people boo you, it's time to figure out how strong the shower rod is and how durable your shoe l
I can't believe you can get arrested for this.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:00pm.
My Nana called me a cunt once. True fact.
Wow! That *is* mean. My evil sister-in-law called my 11-year old niece a "fucking cunt" last year when they were having trouble getting along (because my SIL is the fucking cunt, not my niece), and I thought my niece would end up in therapy, but so far she seems okay.
SIL is a cunt-in-therapy now. No telling if that will "take".
It seems like calling your child a cunt should be a crime if texting some cunt to tell them they're a cunt is a crime.
lmao @ snowy.. I should have known...;-)
*goes through own posting history on "cunt" search*
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SFRB, 04/26/11
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THIS is why I fucking hate women. Why go to the po po because someone called you a cunt? What are you, 12? "OOOOO, she called me a bad name! I'm telling!". Thus proving that you are, indeed, a fucking cunt.
This world would be a much better place if women solved their problems more like men: box it out on the lawn, give each other a good beatdown, then buy each other a beer afterwards and MOVE. THE FUCK. ON. Fuckers.
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You dumb bitch, I am home.-MK
UBF: uh shit, that's me! *goes into hiding*
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Whoever made the comment for Karen Flatts siggie line better check herself. Homegirl might file charges...
I`ll still continue to call people cunts. Cunt is the only word that seems to hurt feelings nowadays...
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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THIS
"Heather Mills' own daughter better thank her everything that she lives in England, because if she lived in America she'd suffer a punishment far worse than having to sand and re-stain that bitch's leg every time she called her a cunt."
LMAO
awwwwe. grainey, sorry, dear. How old were you? Did you know what a cunt was? or did you have to ask? lol.
urmomma, you can laugh. She was mean as a snake. She's dead too, so laugh away.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:00pm.
My Nana called me a cunt once. True fact.
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...can I laugh or did it hurt your feelings?!
My Nana called me a cunt once. True fact.
Dirty!!!! You ho!! (((Hugz))). :D
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
As a form of protest lets all ( at least those of us not in the fuckin USA) text "you're a cunt" to this ex and his new vagina. American Dlisters....you can hop to it and get their details for us.
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America.. fuck yeah!
Oh FFS america here we go again.
Now, the word cunt is an age old colloquial term for a woman's vagina.
"...in the year 1230 cunt was not obscene. It was merely an English word for a female’s private parts. Even in Chaucer’s time, in The Canterbury Tales (1380-1390 CE), the first great poem of Middle English, Chaucer uses the word in a normal descriptive manner. In the Miller’s Tale, at line 90, we read “Pryvely he caught hir by the queynte.” In 138o queynte was pronounced ‘cunt.’ "
So next time bitches, text 'queynte' to the fuckin' ho .
Class dismissed.. lets go the fuckin pub cunts.
America.. fuck yeah!
Am I understanding that if I'm sucking dick for free I'm doing it wrong?
Should I have been charging all these years?
*confused*
"This girl sucks dicks for free" ....well if she didn't she'd be a prostitute (or any number of H-town actresses we've discussed). Being a prosty is a crime, being a slut is't.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:36am.
"Move that cone, I'm briefcase model # 25!"
^^^this made me LMAO
*runs off to make hundreds of file-embedded cakes for fellow DListers*
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
Fucking ridiculous, so now, not only do you get your heart trampled on and your ego crushed, you can't even express your anger without going t jail?
Well, fuck me...they think the prisons are over crowded NOW?
HI GUEST! *waves* You cunt.
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So what if this happened on Facebook, would it still be a crime? Cause if so, there goes half of that population...
For serious? *scared face* *makes mental note to try & speak more lady like*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Ugh my comment didn't post! It was basically saying you all should wait for karma to do its own thing.
This girl probably texted the other girl in the heat of the moment. Cause calling her a cunt doesn't do much.
I wanted to email a girl my ex cheated on me with (inappropriate emails and conversations...)They dated after we broke up. He was trying to get back with me while he was with her but I didn't know at the time. I wanted to let her know, he cheated on you with me, what made you think he wouldn't do the same to you? but I waited and he has been paying that and all the things he did, with interested!!
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I never saw it that way: making obscene phone calls is against the law whether voice or text. His new piece sounds smart.
"Move that cone, I'm briefcase model # 25!"
Eh, I probably would before I'd move it for Blohan.
MK is right. When someone calls me a "cunt," I think, "Good - that means I'm doing something RIGHT."
She's a cutie despite the wonky eye, and I LOVE the hair. I agree with the other poster in that she must have self esteem issues. I hope this gets dismissed.
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
And justice will be harsher on this woman than BloHan.
It's not becuz she called her cunt. It's harassment becuz she was able to do so via private messaging. Probably there were some thinly veiled threats up in there too.
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Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:08am.
We're All Going To Prison
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*drops the soap*
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*tackles urmomma*
Soap is SO much more fun than oil! Cuz you're CLEAN after! :)
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Submitted by LoCoJo on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:18am.
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 9:53am.
*Raises hand & hangs head* Yep, right after my divorce, also a low point in my life. I wasn't spending money on his broke ass, but I was giving him rides everywhere since he didn't have a car.
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LoCoJo..YEP..that was me too..after a split from hubby in 2005..spiral to loserville happened about that time.
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Maybe the stalking and harassment is just part of the research she's doing for a "roll"
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:10am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:05am.
http://www.tmz.com/2011/08/15/chaz-bono-beard-tank-top-tattoos-cher-gym-...
LOL@He hit the gym.
Jesus...
If she hits it at more than, say, 3mph, it could cause serious wall damage.
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Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 2:40pm.
You're right, when even these people boo you, it's time to figure out how strong the shower rod is and how durable your shoe l
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 9:53am.
*Raises hand & hangs head* Yep, right after my divorce, also a low point in my life. I wasn't spending money on his broke ass, but I was giving him rides everywhere since he didn't have a car.
Submitted by Jintess on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:07am.
Karma is a tough bitch and the last time I checked, she doesn't need any help.
jintness, I absolutely agree with you. if my friend went behind my back and fucked my man, I would trust that karma will bite her in the culito hard, and try not to debase myself or embroil myself with the law.
the vindictive bitch side of me says good for the old piece because it sends the message to back stabbing whores everywhere that this is why you don't stab your friend in the back. although I suppose threats of violence never stopped a backstabber on a mission.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:05am.
http://www.tmz.com/2011/08/15/chaz-bono-beard-tank-top-tattoos-cher-gym-...
LOL@He hit the gym.
Jesus...
If she hits it at more than, say, 3mph, it could cause serious wall damage.
We're All Going To Prison
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Oooooooooh missed out on the vandalism.
Yep, seems like the text is the only 'proof' she had.
I was thinking that too, ditquoi that they may have been friends beforehand.
Still, I delete people like crazy from my phone. I wouldn't have my ex's number and I damned sure wouldn't have a 'friend' who is now dating him on my phone. Just seems toxic.
I disagree on the 'deserves it' thing though. Karma is a tough bitch and the last time I checked, she doesn't need any help.