Who Wants To See Gene Simmons' Bare Ass?
Answer: NO ONE!!!!
But you've already numbed all of your senses by staring at the face on Gene Simmons' head in the picture above, so you might as well go all the way. While Gene and Shannon Tweed were out in Bel Air yesterday, the paparazzi asked to see her engagement ring. Shannon waved an empty finger at them. And then Gene told them he'll really show them something before he dropped all them panties and gave them two Wonder Bread loaves with a sprinkling of saffron and ass pimples. Gene gave them (NSFWish) THIS!
I know you want to zoom up into that butt cleave, so drop your tongue like Gene and get a little closer:
Yes, Gene's nalgas are about as square as SpongeBob's, but it's not what I was expecting. I was expecting that shit to look like a curled up baby mountain gorilla with mange and eczema. Like a hair nest of dingles. But not at all! If I ever found myself in a basement in hell playing Spin The Bottle with just Gene's face and Gene's ass, I'd probably hope that the bottle would land on the latter. Gene's tongue is so damn long that if he swallowed it, the tip would stick out of his anus hole and tickle your teeth. So that's a bonus!
via Splash
Answer: SATAN, who he is conjuring with this hand move.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 6:25am.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:06pm.
A ring and a legal document do not necessarily a committed relationship make, in the same way that education is not to be mistaken for wisdom.
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While that is true, Shannon was quite vocal about the fact that they weren't married and she wanted to be. She cohabitated with him, shared his money, and had his children, without benefit of being married but was still complaining about it some 20 years later. If they were of the same mind, there wouldn't be an issue, but she seems to have wanted something she missed out on, which is her issue, IMO.
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I agree! That was my biggest problem with Tweed. If she wanted to get married, she should have just left this guy. Simmons was always honest about not getting married. He "proposes" over twenty years later? He is as bad as Joy Behar. What's the point? Publicity?
Morning, Queeny!
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 8:42pm.
Cure for cramps: weed. Weed for everything, really.
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Bjork_You THAT is my new official siggie!!!
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 2:51pm.
I'd still hit it. The man wrote God of Thunder.
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WRONG.
Better do some Kiss fact checking before posting next time.
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Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 2:40pm.
You're right, when even these people boo you, it's time to figure out how strong the shower rod is and how durable your shoe l
Submitted by Cat Scratch on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 3:23pm.
He looks like he's been sitting in a giant ice tray for the past 20 years with that square-ass.
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Hilarious!!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 3:26pm.
fuck
I'd rather die hungry them gold dig on him
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May I PLEASE co-sign with you?!
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Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
EWWW....WHO ORDERED THE UNDERCOOKED LOIN OF PORK!?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:06pm.
A ring and a legal document do not necessarily a committed relationship make, in the same way that education is not to be mistaken for wisdom.
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While that is true, Shannon was quite vocal about the fact that they weren't married and she wanted to be. She cohabitated with him, shared his money, and had his children, without benefit of being married but was still complaining about it some 20 years later. If they were of the same mind, there wouldn't be an issue, but she seems to have wanted something she missed out on, which is her issue, IMO.
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Michael K you scally-wag you said it would be a pic of Gene's ass not his face!
MickeyHolland on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:06pm.
A ring and a legal document do not necessarily a committed relationship make, in the same way that education is not to be mistaken for wisdom.
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or class.
"i'm a peaceful guy with bad intentions"
charlie sheen
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:18pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:16pm.
I thought all the murderers were in Alberta.
Frankly, outside of TO
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Cha! We're thieves not murderers! Get it straight! The murderers are all out west!;p
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one of the most violent child murders in history was from Saskatchewan. he's the murderer from clint eastwoods movie the changeling:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wineville_Chicken_Coop_Murders
"i'm a peaceful guy with bad intentions"
charlie sheen
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:16pm.
I thought all the murderers were in Alberta.
That pig-farmer dude skewed everything. Frankly, outside of TO and the odd drunken shoot-up in some rural bar, I'm surprised you have a murder rate...
A ring and a legal document do not necessarily a committed relationship make, in the same way that education is not to be mistaken for wisdom.
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
Mahatma Gandhi
I will never eat pound cake again..gags
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 2:51pm.
I'd still hit it. The man wrote God of Thunder.
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No he didn't. Paul Stanley wrote that song.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I can't with this post anymore. I have to see his nasty ass anytime each time my screen scrolls up and down to read or write posts or refresh.
LOL@Rusty: Yeah, splains more than the murderer thing;p Also, I thought all the murderers were in Alberta. And Ahaha! I'm right! O - not quite...it comes in second>
http://www2.macleans.ca/2009/03/04/the-most-dangerous-cities-in-canada-m...
Saskatchewan is close tho, at 4th.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:01pm.
Submitted by just passing through on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 9:13pm.
Shannon Tweed is white trash from Saskatoon Saskatchewan(alot of murderers are from this part of canada
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Well, she was born in Newfoundland but moved to Saskatchewan at 11
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OLOL. details. details, dear.
*drops soap again...on accident* What??? Don't you judge me! *whistles irish spring's theme song*...clean as a whistle.
*hearts angel_i*
Night, babes!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:01pm.
Well, she was born in Newfoundland but moved to Saskatchewan at 11....
Well there you go. 'Splains err'thing. :)
Submitted by just passing through on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 9:13pm.
Shannon Tweed is white trash from Saskatoon Saskatchewan(alot of murderers are from this part of canada
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Well, she was born in Newfoundland but moved to Saskatchewan at 11....
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Are these two old farts in such need of attention that one shows us their bare ass and another pretends to be thrilled to be getting hitched to that old ass after how many years? YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN!!!!!!!!
the most beautiful of women often end up marrying the ugliest of men don't you all know that?
"i'm a peaceful guy with bad intentions"
charlie sheen
Ugh, I just listened to that NPR interview Terry Gross did with Simmons. What an asshole he is, so defensive and sexist. Despite his money, still trying to prove how smart he is. What a yahoo. Yuck. Bath time.
wow that looks like a huge white bread pudding.
NASTY.
at least the zac efron fake peen pic guy had a good body.
and oh... MK called me a ho, cuz i didnt read his posts properly.
ive being blessed!
ugh me too. why why why why why why why? i would say it could be worse but...could it?
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RE TBH: Oh I thought there was no picture I just wanted to read the comments until I scrolled up, why god why?
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When, oh when, will I learn not to click on MK's NSFW links to photos of the nether parts of pruned-out, aging celebs?
He totally gets that ass waxed - look at how much hair is sticking outta the bottom of his shirt.
But what grosses me out the most is still a tie between his jowly face and his shoe-polish black hair.
Lets all be thankful he pulled up short of the taint, is all.
Also, why isn't he being arrested for indecent exposure?
from Bjork You: " Now Shannon's sister, that one could crack a guy in half."
you don't mess with women from Saskatoon. that's just a fact.
"i'm a peaceful guy with bad intentions"
charlie sheen
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 9:21pm.
angel_i, you're not smoking enough.
Rusty, you just like looking at Geney's hiney. (Can we talk about Simmons' hair?!?!)
He's gross, but I kind of like the show. I like their kids, even though the boy got called out for plagiarizing a comic. Their daughter, Sophie, is lovely. Now Shannon's sister, that one could crack a guy in half.
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I, too, like the kids. And the sister *spoiler alert!* is a man. You cannot convince me otherwise, don't even try. I will call you a LIAR MOUTH!
Edit...cause "can not" is actually one word. my bad.
Yeah, what is that shit on his lower back? Prehensile tail fur?
angel_i, you're not smoking enough.
Rusty, you just like looking at Geney's hiney. (Can we talk about Simmons' hair?!?!)
He's gross, but I kind of like the show. I like their kids, even though the boy got called out for plagiarizing a comic. Their daughter, Sophie, is lovely. Now Shannon's sister, that one could crack a guy in half.
*gags at the ass pelt peeking at me from under the shirt hem*...is it strawberry blonde???????
*gets distracted by ass pimples* Call 911! *whispers*...I see old white man ass!
I can't hate on Gene and Shannon--they seem to have held it together for all these years and their kids appear remarkably grounded, if a bit smug at times.
Shannon's still an attractive woman but she shouldn't have fucked with her face so much. Oh, well.
Gene's ass is freakishly square yet oddly firm.
Shannon Tweed is white trash from Saskatoon Saskatchewan(alot of murderers are from this part of canada) and gene is an ugly nasty mug from ny with a nasty ass. now i can't speak for everyone but i'd think they are perfect for each other.
"i'm a peaceful guy with bad intentions"
charlie sheen
He's disgusting but she's no prize either so there you go.
And (becuz I just read a headline: Shannon Tweed's Marriage on the Rocks) it's not exactly the same as: He never gave her a ring. She's not really his prostitute...They've been together 28 years and they have two grown up kids together.
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why is his ass so square?.that is soo odd.
I don't follow this guy's reality show, but I'd be surprised if he and his spousal equivalent actually get married.
@Bjork: Nope - It's plane. I just didn't read the sentence right;p....yeah, cramps achally just harsh my buzz so i can barely be bothered with that.*sigh* These were the rude kind too that pretend to be just a little stomach upset that doesn't subside....so rude. Cuz it makes me take my pain pills late!
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:-) LOL@the CLOSE UP!
At the three Ozzy w/and w/o Black Sabbath shows I've been to (Yes I'm Old!) Ozzy mooned the crowd. Even the straight guys looked b/c IT'S OZZY!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 8:38pm.
@Bjork You:
I was like, Plane?! I don't even LIKE planes!
/blonde moment
And fuck you! I have cramps! Fix THAT, why dontcha?!
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Typo, sorry. It's "plain," right? (Too lazy to take 5 seconds to look it up.) But then again, if you're female and fly Jet Blue, an Olympic hopeful will pee on you rather than go to the restroom, so maybe females need to fight for the right to be on the same planes as males and not get peed on.
Vagina dentatis!
Cure for cramps: weed. Weed for everything, really.
@Bjork You:
I was like, Plane?! I don't even LIKE planes!
/blonde moment
And fuck you! I have cramps! Fix THAT, why dontcha?!
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 8:26pm.
So confused. What does "feminist" mean again?
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Feminist: Some dumb bitch who thinks she has the right to be on the same plane as a man politically, socially, and economically.
Feminisms: Dumb bitches from various walks of life thinking their voice matters.
Now shut up, angel_i, and fix my dinner! (And don't forget to fetch my bedroom slippers.)
So confused. What does "feminist" mean again?
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Submitted by trixy lv on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 8:10pm.
@ super martian whatevs...
Your obviously married, so am I, however that's private. That's something you and your man decided to do, make it LEGAL. Why do you hate so much on women that don't feel its necessary? Also, what's wih all this crap about shannons ring? If your all about , marriage means he loves you, and your not just some whore,why even bring up the ring?
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I am a whore, I don't deny such. I am legally married still with the leech trying to crawl up my panties to the point I want I vomit. I am more lesbian that I am straight, to be honest.
Anyway, you've been with a man over two years and he does not want to marry you even then? The fuck is up with that? Oh wait, he is a rock star (a devastatingly ugly one at that) who gets head every single night he is not around you. But yes, he will finally commit after 5, 10, 20 years. What a desperate woman move. :/ She can do better even at her age.
MY EYES!! MY EYES!!
I've never seen so much flab in my life!
@ super martian whatevs...
Your obviously married, so am I, however that's private. That's something you and your man decided to do, make it LEGAL. Why do you hate so much on women that don't feel its necessary? Also, what's wih all this crap about shannons ring? If your all about , marriage means he loves you, and your not just some whore,why even bring up the ring? I was a wedding coordinator for 4 years and you sound a lot like some of the fake ass bitches I had to deal with that were all about the spotlight, the dress and bling, that it made me want to elope. No wedding, no frills.some people make the commitment and can't afford the ring. So is it an attention thing, a diamond ring thing with you? For you to be offended for those happy couples that don't find it necessay for the legally binded document, that just doesn't make any sense. Why the hell do other peoples decisions bother you? Free will and "different strokes for differnt folks".
"But yeah, if you are dating a man seriously for three years or longer and he does not offer you a ring, you are STILL HIS SLUT."
Uh. What? Not understanding why you consider this to be a feminist statement. Traditionally, marriage isn't even about romance...it's about a man OWNING a woman (thus the father walking the bride down the aisle to transfer HIS ownership), so...not quite sure why you'd be insulting another woman for choosing *not* to jump into that right away, if at all. If two people are together and in love, who cares if they're married? They've obviously made some sort of commitment to each other. The rest is just formally legalizing it.
Why the anger and referring to other women as sluts and prostitutes and implying that those who haven't been "offered a ring" are bitter?
super martian r... on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 5:50pm.
...Go abuse your lonely girl bon-bons and toss them in a fire if you like
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