Hot Slut Of The Day!
Divine Rags at the Wolfchase Mall! Do you want to look fascinating? Do you want a dude in an opulent suit who bases his entire life on Don Cheadle's character in After the Sunset to gently kiss your Scotty dog's nose before cackling as he plays the drums on his knees? Do you want to wear a sophisticated dress that makes you look like a third tier Yellow Pages escort who only shops at the one store in the mall that hasn't replenished their inventory since the late 90s? Do you want to bring up the image of Divine on the rag in people's heads when you tell them that you're fascinating dress came from Divine Rags?
The answer to all those questions should be answered with a blank "the roofie is starting to kick in" stare the chick on the right at the 0:34 mark is giving. Because she's obviously fascinated...or about to fall into a short coma...and wake up in a strange motel room. Same thing.
via Videogum
I bow down to you once again, M.K.
This is the kind of thing SNL attempts to parody.
Damnit, triple post.
Nothing to see here...
There's like 7 million people in here from Memphis. So, this really runs on TV? It reminds me of that weird furniture guy in Cleveland who would seductively caress his lamp inventory.
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If you wanna be in black and white, black and white's gotta be IN YOU!
This is the best thing I have ever seen, #Holds up hand# Shhhh! Ahahahahhaha! I want to be him.
Local commercials are the best. Ahahahahahahaha!
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"It's all fun and farts until somebody gets punched." -MK
lol @ marionette arms... damn, that was funny!
Also, I am loving the Memphis representation today. Tennessee has another proud day (?) on DListed!
Oh, that many wasted hours hanging out at Wolfchase Mall as a youth. It was the only place my mom would let me go when I was 14 and they had a Hot Topic!
Submitted by reality : "Whenever you read about or meet a woman who describes herself as a 'model' chances are this is the typical modeling gig she's getting. Can't figure out which Afican country that accent belongs to but he does have that Nigerian thing about him like @nunya_bizness said."
EXACTLY! LOL.
He is from Zimbabwe.
I live maybe 15 mins from that mall. And I do not go there. Ever.
I live maybe 15 mins from that mall. And I do not go there. Ever.
Yet again my city makes DListed...
And the people of the Memphis-metro area cover their faces with embarrassment. Simon Properties must be r-e-a-l-l-y hard up for rent money at Wolfchase!
Wow. I don't know if that is the spot for clothing, but at least I know where to go to buy bulk GHB
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
-Father Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
And Wolfchase is probably the nicest mall in our city...
*hangs head in shame*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Whenever you read about or meet a woman who describes herself as a 'model' chances are this is the typical modeling gig she's getting. Can't figure out which Afican country that accent belongs to but he does have that Nigerian thing about him like @nunya_bizness said.
What's with the chick at the 18 mark who starts to talk and then he puts his hand in her face...wtf
PURE FUCKING ELEGANCE.
I mean, I cant breathe around this level of sophistication and demure pristine ladies who resemble a delicate lily flower in a barrel of spring rain.
Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!
He made me think of Eddie Murphy as Velvet Jones and his book "I Wanna Be a Ho"
Wolfchase also has an A&F and Forever 21. Hmmm.
In the mall directory, Divine Rags says, "We specialize in designer seen on Celebrities clothing,denim for women of all ages!"
DR. FUNK -- OMG, I miss "Soul Train" so much.
Those are the best models he could find? Yikes. And I feel sorry for that poor little doggeh.
Hey, I shop at Wolfchase occasionally! Next time I go, I'll have to grace this classy establishment with my presence. I want to be one of those well-dressed beautiful ladies.
The website is really sad: http://divinerags.com/Home_Page.php
They try to say the brand is "celebrity-certified," yet the only celebrity shown is a .jpg of Stacy Kiebler at some awards show. The photo gallery is half finished.
Not to sound like a d*ck, but the name Divine Rags sounds like a fem hygiene product.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
hahahaha. Poor "models." First guess which continent that guy's from, then which country.
i was gonna say i don't get the point...but i clearly see the point on top of this man's head...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
Dude, sorry, but kissing a dog isn't nearly as funny as kissing a tiny giraffe. So the laugh just isn't worth it.
You, sir, are no Strange Russian Man Who Makes Kissy Lips At Giraffes While Talking About DirectTV.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjWYbcbpiWA
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 7:32am.
Total riot! Gave me flashbacks to some of the local ads I would see when Soul Train was on the air:
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Don Cornelius was another marionette acting mofo.
I remember during the famous line dance that they would have during the show, this guy going down the line doing all these funkadelic moves then he all of a sudden whips out this toothbrush and starts brushing his teeth while doing the splits. IT. WAS. AWESOME!
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 7:32am.
Total riot! Gave me flashbacks to some of the local ads I would see when Soul Train was on the air:
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SOOOOOOOUUUUUUUULLLLLLL TRRRRRRAAAAAIIINNNN.
*jumps up with a loud hand clap and starts to boggie around the office*
That's right bitches catch this move POW da da da da BAM da da da da HUH da da da da funky drop and yah da da da da
"The answer to all those questions should be answered with a blank "the roofie is starting to kick in" stare."
That is the new "Smooth U-turn".
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Cure for cramps: weed. Weed for everything, really.- Bjork You
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 7:02am.
What was with the marionette arms and creepy laugh?
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My same thoughts.
That's MS for you... how did I ever miss that commercial?! no matter I emailed it to the hubby to rub it in his face!
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Cure for cramps: weed. Weed for everything, really.- Bjork You
And it gets better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfVcwB29ElU&NR=1
He reminds me of my creepy Nigerian neighbor, but that is not a Nigerian accent.
Nothing like a hand to the face to shut a bitch up.
LMAO!
Total riot! Gave me flashbacks to some of the local ads I would see when Soul Train was on the air:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TP0a3N-zmA
I think that just made my day. THANKS Divine Rags!!
LMAO!!!!
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
*scared face* *stays far away from wolfchase mall*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
well I-SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ahahhaahahahha
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
That killed me.
The models were the best part, IMO.
There's a show on one of the channels, (IFC, Sundance, Current? I forget) about dudes who produce this type of ad. It should have been funnier, but mostly the funniest part was the actual finished product.
I can't believe this is on here. I saw this commercial on tv the other night, and all I could say was "WTF was that?"
Why does the girl to the right seem so petrified and awkward?
<"Do you want to bring up the image of Divine on the rag in people's heads...">
Well THANKS for that! This place sounds like a cross-dresser's paradise. Snake skin, huh.
That guy was creepy. Reminds me of the voo doo guy in James Bond movies.
This guy http://www.excitingbondgames.info/wp-content/uploads/james%20bond%20vood...
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Um -- I think I'll be shopping at a different mall.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Now that was fucking creepy.
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
What was with the marionette arms and creepy laugh?