FREE TYRA SANCHEZ!
Tyra Sanchez (government name: James Ross), the winning queen of RuPaul's Drag Race 2, was cuffed and thrown into a jail cell in Gwinnett County, Georgia and it wasn't for stealing the crown from who really should've won that shit: Jujubee. The cops jailed Tyra after she got caught with a tiny bag of the heavenly weed flower that turns me into a hongray beast who thinks a bowl of Easy Mac and cheese popcorn is the most delicious thing to hit my tongue since peen. TMZ reports that Tyra got busted with less than an ounce of weed.
Tyra and her friend were driving along in a Chevy when they felt something heavy coming at them from behind. Tyra's friend, who was driving the car, was pulled over for having illegally tinted windows. When Tyra's friend rolled down the window, the cop's nostrils were filled with the scent of unsmoked weed. They checked the car and found the good shit. Tyra posted bail the next day and was released, but she still faces charges.
Let this be a lesson to Tyra to stashay away her weed better so the cops don't find it next time. From what I remember from Drag Race 2, Tyra's tuck game was never up to par, so I can't tell her to hide in there. But I will tell her that she needs to get herself a Lindsay Lohan Real Doll STAT. We should all hide our weed inside of a Lindsay Lohan Real Doll, because the cops won't ever check that bitch.
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Good lawd girl, you can tuck a 10 inch dick but you cant hide an ounce of weed in your damn mangina? Scandalo...
I thought Miss Tyra's outfits were spectacular--especially the wedding ensemble-and she can mug for days---but her personality was still unformed, compared to the divas' Jujube and Raven. That may be why J and R are the most featured professors on Ru Paul's Drag U and we haven't seen much of Miss T.
Team JujuBee
i'm watching RPDR season 2 again and it only reminded me how much i hate this bitch. i really can't stand her, espe...cia...lly when.... she....... starts........spea......king......at......her.......typical.......extra............slow........speed
i think jujubee should have won. i like raven but the second place is where she belongs because she takes herself way too seriously
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Less than an ounce? What a load of bullshit.
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And her nose contouring job is dreadful
Although I love Jujubee, Raven should have won. Raven def had the make-up and the seamstress skills down pact. He was also very entertaining playing the bitch role. He is very talented. Juju's dresses/costumes weren't as great as Tyra's and Ravens. I didn't like Tyra's Beyonce-ass-kissing-ass anyway, though in DRAG she was gorgeous. Team Raven! lol
Will Ru strip Tyra of her crown now since she has been arrested? Aren't there Drag Race rules to holding the crown? Will Raven, as first runner up now assume the title? lol
I pretty much have to be as high as possible to even go to Gwinnett County, so I totally get it.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
The brow situation on the left does not match that of the situation on the right.
She looks like Waka Flocka Flame.
Odd that such a good-looking man makes such an ugly woman.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Amen to that ponchiks.
Submitted by putas on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 2:47pm.
Lol jintess..such a unique way of saying it's awful.
The nose contouring is too obvious..it is supposed to make it look thinner I guess? Blend baby, blend.
It's disgraceful how much jail time people for pot get. I think all pot arrests are a waste. Think of all the police manhours wasted on this crap. Since budgets are cut to nothing now and ploice are overloaded let them focus on the real crimes.
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Focusing on real crimes means actually working, and that's not what the police is all about! They are not there to stop the real criminals, they are there to waste everyones time and money by chasing after petty little things and blowing as much smoke up everyones assholes as possible to hide the fact that they are nothing more than a useless bunch of pieces of shit.
I'm impressed by his eyebrownz -- both the male and female versions.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Pandora Boxx should have won!
Cops totally get a hard on for extra dark tinted windows.
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
Lol jintess..such a unique way of saying it's awful.
The nose contouring is too obvious..it is supposed to make it look thinner I guess? Blend baby, blend.
It's disgraceful how much jail time people for pot get. I think all pot arrests are a waste. Think of all the police manhours wasted on this crap. Since budgets are cut to nothing now and ploice are overloaded let them focus on the real crimes.
I was torn between jujjubee and raven winning...definitely not Tyra...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
for stealing the crown from who really should've won that shit: Jujubee.
She should have been arrested for that -- JuJuBee was ROBBED!
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Raven should have won!
"Stashay away" LOL!!!!!!!!!!
I hated Tyra...she was such a bitch. I agree that Jujubee should've won.
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Don't know who this is, but the make-up rivals Aubrey Ho's for worst of the day.
I thought that Jujubee should have won too!!
And JuJubee is victorious! I knew that bitch would get hers one day.
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That's some...ambitious makeup.
How the hell did she win? I never understood that. Do you think Miss Ru got a little lovin' on the side?
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