This Bitch Is Still Obsessed With Marilyn Monroe
Marilyn Monroe plucked her hairline back two inches and meth plucked Lindsay Lohan's hairline back two inches. One of Marilyn Monroe's most famous moments was when she aired her down low bits over a subway grate and Lindsay Lohan's down low bits probably smell like a subway platform in August. Marilyn Monroe fucked the President of the United States and Lindsay Lohan fucked a dealer who said that he once voted for president of something. Marilyn Monroe died way before her time and Lindsay Lohan's career died way before its time. So naturally, Lindsay Lohan thinks that Marilyn Monroe is her spirit twin and wrote this foreword for Susan Bernard's book Marilyn: Intimate Exposures (via ONTD):
"Marilyn was the beautiful bad girl in that tight, rose-colored dress. The character she played was strong and taking control, which I unconsciously knew at that young age was a necessary quality for a woman. I can understand the photographer Bernard of Hollywood’s statement, 'it took a superhuman effort to be Marilyn.’ I identifyPeople in their mind have created who I am and act as if there is no real person inside of me. Just like Marilyn. Marilyn never wanted to be just a celebrity. Neither do I … I had always thought that movie stars were in films that would last forever in your mind. But now the films don’t. I don’t want to be remembered as someone who just wanted to be photographed, who goes out at night, and gets in trouble.
Heath Ledger once said to me, 'It’s built you up to knock you down and that’s all it is. Marilyn said she had no foundation. But she said she was really working on it. I’ve been trying to do the same thing … I believe in myself and I’m a good actress.”
I'm no Mike Holmes but can you really build a strong foundation with Red Bull barf, shit balls of delusion and sea jasper dust?
This delusion-headed bitch's comment about not wanting to be a celebrity and that story about White Oprah thinking she can get Tina Fey in her movie is reason enough for the Surgeon General to pass a law forcing all drug dealers to slap a warning label on all their Ziploc bags of the illegal bad shit. That label should read, "SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Snorting, smoking, injecting or licking this shit may cause you to form delusions of grandeur in your head. Don't believe my ass? Look at a Lohan."
Wow, it is unbelievable how badly that was written. I expected it to be edited and made into something readable. Nope. Unless this is actually an edited and improved version, shudder.
Since no one will consider hiring her (even to play a character exactly like her; what a total facial), bitch has to cling to delusions of fame somehow. So, she's latched onto the legend of Marilyn Monroe. I hope she goes all the way with it & offs herself...
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
This horsefly needs to go away already. And who the hell is the genius that thought Lindsay and her old lady skin needed to resurrect Marilyn?
Lindsay may have a slut/douche factor, but disregard the freckles and basaliomas, she is one hot hen
Marilyn Monroe is an overrated skank. Seriously, she was pretty and all but nothing that special, and her movies all suck.
As for Lindsay, she's just a delusional skank and needs to take a hot bath and drink a giant glass of shut the fuck up already. Has-been crackwhore.
She's STILL pulling that 'I knew Heath' crap??
Pulling it OUT OF HER ASS is more like it.
Honey........get a grip. Dreams you had in a drug induced haze ARE NOT REAL LIFE!
I don’t want to be remembered as someone who just wanted to be photographed, who goes out at night, and gets in trouble.
Oh yeah this one too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsRMy6gRTdI&feature=related
So much damage to herself and career...well she's now going to have to spend the rest of life trying to turn the other half around...somehow I don't think it's going to work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVtAblO50Fc
Why do people bother to interview this moron? All that comes out of her mouth are lies. The only thing she has in common with Miss Monroe is they both liked booze and pills. Miss Monroe did not look like this 56 year old trainwreck.
Narcissism 101: Lindsay Lohan Says: It's All About MEEEEEEEE!!!
Jeezum Christmas, this girl has all the maturity of a two-year-old. The book is about one of the biggest (truest) stars of Hollywood, and she managed to turn the entire conversation into an autobiography, ignoring Marilyn's life altogether except to say that "Marilyn's like MEEEEEEEEEE!".
I think the ghost of Joan Crawford needs to beat that bitch with a few wire coathangers and give her a taste of what a REAL star can do.
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I AM on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. -- Carlos Estevez
Lohan is OK in my Book, Delusional Rantings From The Offspring Of A Fake Rockette...by Neil and Bob.
Liar piece of shit...PLEASE!
Cokehead, please.
Those "Lindsey as Marilyn" photos kill me. If you look at the originals of Marilyn's, you realize what's happened in the culture regarding standards of beauty. Marilyn had real breasts, not these big plastic balloons stuck on the body of a malnourished coke head. I wasn't a huge fan of MM, but the great beauties of yesterday, Liz, Natalie, Marilyn, Greta, Ingrid, Brigitte, etc., would be expected today to get nose jobs, liposuction, tit jobs, lip injections and Adderall/coke addictions just to fit in. Sick. And STFU Lindsey.
If you want to draw a parallel between yourself and MM, die young under suspicious circumstances. Please.
(Co-sign the bedsheet looks like a large, albino dick poking her in the boob.)
Someone noticed it earlier - that sheet hanging out of her armpit Does look like a a huge penis!
Not only is she a terrible actress, but she's also a terrible writer.
Wait!
I thought you said this was a forward to a book of photos about Marilyn Monroe. (????)
Then why is everything Lindsay wrote "me,me,me,me,me,me"?
Hey Lindsay,
Shut the fuck up.
This freckled bag of doo-doo needs to get sucked into a plane engine like STAT. I'm epically tired of her egostistical blathering. I don't care what she thinks on any subject under the sun, unless it's how she can retire the quickest and dissolve into obscurity with the most finality.
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The only thing Heath ever said to her was "I thought you said your teeth were removable"...whore need not mention dearly departed people with REAL TALENT.. .look her her saggy freckled ass: ewwwwww
Marilyn never wanted to be a celebrity? Are you fucking kidding me! I don't care how many people flame me for this, that bitch was the most attention seeking, narcissistic nutjob that ever lived and she very, very much wanted to be a celebrity. I'm sick of all these bullshit excuses about her having no control over her life or her decisions, she did. And she caused a lot of harm with many of them. She deserves to have morons like Blohan idolising her.
Is she for fucking real? It's almost like I have no more words for her but here goes...SHE'S A DOOKIE.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 3:28pm.
It's "Lindsay Lohan," the first short film by artist Richard Phillips, announced by Gagosian Gallery. Says Phillips: "Lindsay has an incredible emotional and physical presence on screen that holds an existential vulnerability, while harnessing the power of the transcendental...
Holy crap. All that in 90 seconds, too?
Since I've Been Loving You
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 3:28pm.
"Has this been posted yet by anyone here at DListed?"
He could have just said:
"I encourage you all to watch the 90 second film which depicts Lindsay Lohan sucking someone's dick."
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O if only. Alas, it's ninety boring seconds of Lindsay Lohan lookin' like Lindsay Lohan mixed in with a few seconds of Linday Lohan lookin' AT Lindsay Lohan. If they only had the words and didn't show the vid it would be much better.
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Submitted by Neverevenknewhim on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 3:35pm.
Wait - Lindsay can write?
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Nope.
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Wait - Lindsay can write?
Has this been posted yet by anyone here at DListed?
It's "Lindsay Lohan," the first short film by artist Richard Phillips, announced by Gagosian Gallery. Says Phillips: "Lindsay has an incredible emotional and physical presence on screen that holds an existential vulnerability, while harnessing the power of the transcendental—the moment in transition. She is able to connect with us past all of our memory and projection, expressing our own inner eminence."
Wow. So some of that Lohan delusion/ insanity is contagious-- Phillips has it bad. I encourage you all to watch the 90 second film, which "depicts Lohan engaged in a reformulation of classic performance tropes, with references including the iconic imagery of the Homeric identity split of Brigitte Bardot in Godard’s 'Contempt' and the psychosexual amalgam of Bibi Anderson and Liv Ulman in Ingmar Bergman’s 'Persona'," etc., etc
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He could have just said:
"I encourage you all to watch the 90 second film which depicts Lindsay Lohan sucking someone's dick."
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Ugh, why does she keep getting gigs? Why do some people in the fashion/art industry keep giving her these kind of opportunities, seriously? She looks like a 60 year old chain-smoking Idaho diner waitress.
Nigella and Jamie ain't got shit on Titli !
http://titlisbusykitchen.com/
I think if Blohan stood over a grate, the toxic fumes would kill everyone over a mile radius.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
If Crackie wasn't such a famewhore seeking validation from paps constantly, she would not have been tagged for dui(her drunk ass would have been at home)and therefore, there would be no guilty pleas,no violations of probations and no rehab stints to avoid jail. Her reputation still would have been as a diva on a movie set-showing up late or not at all with sticky fingers- but she would have still been a working actress. Now, ironically, even if Crackie wanted to change her famewhoring, she can't afford to. Pap pictures are her primary source of income. I wonder how much cash she got for allowing paps in her hotel room before kardass's wedding? Does a Hathaway, Knightley, or Witherspoon have paps on speed dial? Typical Crackie though-first grabbing that pap cash and then blaming them for her troubled life.
Lindsay Lohan Syndrome = Delusional
That was printed as the foreword of a book?! They printed that mess IN A BOOK?! Hot damn.
Beyond pathetic. Introductions to books are usually about the subject of the book, not about the person writing it (except in a peripheral way). What is up with the writer of this book? Does she actually think that an introduction by the cracked out young-old-hag Lohan will help sell her books? MONROE will sell her books! Jesus.
This is terrible. Where did this bitch go to school? She needs to go back because this is, by far, the worst grammatical disaster I have seen in quite some time. It was PAINFUL to get through it.
The only thing that makes me happy about this attempt at literally prose is that she just makes herself look more stupid and ridiculous.
And White Oprah's upcoming movie????? Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm actually surprised MK didn't use this as the lead story. We haven't had a good White Oprah acid trip for awhile.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
And re that Richard Phillips quote about her: with people like that still validating, confirming, feeding her megalomaniacal/ narcissistic/ histrionic self-delusions, how's the girl ever to face reality?
Has this been posted yet by anyone here at DListed?
It's "Lindsay Lohan," the first short film by artist Richard Phillips, announced by Gagosian Gallery. Says Phillips: "Lindsay has an incredible emotional and physical presence on screen that holds an existential vulnerability, while harnessing the power of the transcendental—the moment in transition. She is able to connect with us past all of our memory and projection, expressing our own inner eminence."
Wow. So some of that Lohan delusion/ insanity is contagious-- Phillips has it bad. I encourage you all to watch the 90 second film, which "depicts Lohan engaged in a reformulation of classic performance tropes, with references including the iconic imagery of the Homeric identity split of Brigitte Bardot in Godard’s 'Contempt' and the psychosexual amalgam of Bibi Anderson and Liv Ulman in Ingmar Bergman’s 'Persona'," etc., etc.
LOL.
She has to be fucking kidding, man!
Ok, for one thing that was just about the SHITTIEST writing I've ever read - and I read the fucking internet every day.
NUMERO DUE!
Does she have any idea what MM was DOING at her age?! WORKING BITCH! She wasn't fucking chasing around dealers and writing Fuck U on her fingernails for court dates. Sure she was high as a kite and fucking anybody important but here is the distinction: The drugs came to her and she fucked IMPORTANT people. You're even lazy at scandalous fucking, bitch!
TROIS:
You identify!? FACK AFF! Take another pill, snort another line, drink another redbull - whatever it is you do to get close to reality so you can see that you are going to be no better off than Mackenzie Philips (sorry Mack, but I know you know what I mean - you're not exactly MM, right?) in about 5 years. 5 years, shithead - not even 30. Nobody was thinking "o poor lil fucked up Marylin" when she was still only 25!
YON ~
Leave Heath Ledger out of this! He was so depressed he practically committed suicide. And YOU probably had something to do with that! At any rate - THAT's who you're going to take advice from?
Cinco!!!
YOU DO SO WANT TO BE A CELEBRITY!!! WTF KINDA BULLSHIT IS THAT?! AND NOW THAT'S ALL YOU ARE HAHA! AT A TIME WHEN BEING A CELEBRITY IS THE FURTHEST THING FROM MAKING PEOPLE'S HEARTS MOVE! NOW CELEBRITIES ARE JUST FOR LAFFING AT!
HA! HA! HA! ON YOU, BITCH!
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Memo to: Blohan
From: Stocky
STFU.
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"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11
Leave Marilyn ALOOOONEEEE, Bitch!
Damn! Lohan looks really busted in that photo...not even the B&W can cover how haggard she looks and how bad her skin is...and that saggy flat ass...the bone is sticking out! Is that a tattoo I see?
I wonder if the Estate of MM can actually sue this bitch for ripping off her image...I doubt Lohan paid the rights. As for Marilyn, she was far more career conscious and shrewder than this trick will ever be. You don't get to be the biggest movie star of your era by sleeping with producers and being pretty alone...that might get you in but it won't keep you on top and bring the box office money. MM liked to fuck, and drink and take sleeping pills for chronic insomnia, so what? She did not do anything that other stars weren't doing at the time, but at least she never put anyone's life in danger and made a mockery of the Justice system like this Lohan cunt. So to me there is absolutely no comparison.
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"When you open up your vagina to a billionaire and a baby comes out, it is your responsibility to get as much money out of that motherfucker as possible!" - MK
*takes red pen and scratches out all grammatical errors*
*writes hateful insults in the margins*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
She is one tacky ass bag of delusion!
Who the fuck lets insanehan write an intro to their book? This book must be an epic shit sandwich.
She needs to believe in herself right back to sixth grade English class, stupid bitch!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Wait. She is asked to write a foreward in a book, and instead of writing about the subject matter, she instead writes about how great she is? Just goes to show what an arrogant, self absorbed whore she is.
The only good thing about this is whorehan is obsessed about a screen idol who died well before her time via suicide. Hopefully, she'll realize that the only way she can be like her is to kill herself; then we'll finally be done with this attention whore...
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Desperate much?
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Marilyn had milky glowy skin, not cheetah freckle skin.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin: "...I was also wondering what her and WO's sticky fingers walked away with from the Kartrashian wedding besides a belly full of free booze."
Well, according to Lara Spencer (IIRC), who was a guest, there were swag bags. Jeweled flip flops, voucher for a free pair of shoes, face cream, some other tacky shit. Lara was bragging that her co-host missed some other swag because he didn't go some pre-wedding party the Kardashians and their sponsors hosted. Fucking TACKIEST thing I've ever heard of.
I'm SURE the Lohans were grabbing up extra bags left and right. (Because that's what I would do. I am a swag WHORE!!!)
Submitted by Capitanne on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 9:45am.
Marilyn Monroe is lucky she didn't live in the 24-hour-news/no privacy/digital world and had better management than Lindsay Lohan's crackhead mother. Because she would not be remembered as an icon but a drunken, drug addled whore with relatively little talent except at screwing powerful men from the Rat Pack to the White House.
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Although I've always felt bad for MM and feel that she was *somewhat* talented and charismatic, the rest of this here is the unabashed TROOF!! ^^^
LMAO @ the Dlister who suggested she takes Megan Fox's tat! lol
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WORDS MEAN NOTHING, fashion speaks volumes. -MK
monarch program fail bitch. you aint her! why the fuck would anyone pose like marilyn. she was fucking high as shit in all her fucking photoshoots,movies,interviews.and, no one in marilyns family or friends collect on any of her memorabilia. that is a straight hollywood ho for like. she really was used and abused. lindsay lohan needs a reality check. she is addicted to fame.that whole ass cheek shot sucks.tweeker.