Hot Slut Of The Day!
Tucker Barnes of Fox 5 in Washington DC who pretty much got shit on during Hurricane Irene.
During a live report from Ocean City, Maryland on Saturday night, Tucker was deep in some foam that looks like what comes out of Tommy Girl's hungry Scientolohole when he doesn't get peen for dinner. Tucker said he was told it was plankton mixed with salt and sand, and he also added that it wasn't actually agreeing with his palate. HA. Well, Tucker was wrong. That shit that got in his mouth was actual shit. Foamy shit. It turns out that foam was raw sewage mixed with cyanobacteria. If you recently took a caca in Ocean City, then you can smile knowing that Tucker probably ate some of your ass.
But even though Tucker has the shittiest job in television, he's still smiling a shit-eating grin. If this whole "reporting live from ass foam" doesn't work for him, he definitely has a major career in professional felching. He'd be the slimiest felcher ever!
via Gawker
What a shitty job that reporter did!
I agree with Whamo. He saw that and said, hey that would be cool if i can be in the foam. Why couldn't he have done it from a distance!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
THAT is the most funniest shit ever. my sides hurt.
anyone over 8 with the name tucker is a guaranteed fail.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
eew. :P
Gritty can't be good! LOL!
I read that he commented it didn't taste so good.
For the love of God, man, shut your mouth.
*crying* and *heaving*
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I haven't had split pea soup in a long time.
Everyone at that shitty nazi propaganda station Foxnews is eating shit right out of Murdochs nazi ass.
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
They are SO Lying! That's actually Poodle Beach (off Queen St.), in ReHoHo Beach, Del. after ManDance Saturdays...
I find it funny that the ocean is throwing shit right back at faux news.
I just threw up in my ass a little.
Poor guy.
I am so pissed off at the media here. they ONLY covered NYc but not upstate and sure enough. WE got hit bad, my vacation home was under 5 ft of water. Destroyed the inside. No cameras were up there covering that but all of them were shooting broken branches in Brooklyn.
FUCK YOU BLOOMBERG~
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Gawd I hate reporters who hype the weather. Last winter I watched one plunge into a snowbank to illustrate how deep it was... and it was obviously a pile of snow and road sand that had been dumped there by a plow truck. Bimbo.
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Save it for your Linkedin profile, bitch!
I am beyond hoffified
*hurls* not watching.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
FOX news. Enough said.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
what in the I ron hubbard....
it looks like what John Revolta would dump after an orgy at some LA sauna.
Good God, the comments over at Gawker, read like some terrible one liners from old Vegas shows. Those people really think they are clever and the epitome of comedic writing! To think they were granted "privileged" to post rights! *eye roll*
Do I have to say it? ... Shit Storm
It's just shit out of the sea - not sewerage. If you swirl it up enough it goes like that.
I've lived in parts of Australia on the Ocean where this foam happens - of course I've never seen in it in those quantities. Where we were there were no sewerage outlets and it was right in the deep of the Southern Ocean. Water was very clean.
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"understand that a slow red panda who nibbles pickles and does somersaults in the middle of a dancefloor is entertaining to a 7-year-old... " MK.
Ha, I visited OCMD a few weeks ago. Looks like Tucker Barnes did eat some of my ass. My dad lives there and he had to evacuate this past weekend. I grew up a half hour away from Ocean City. Years ago we visited after a bad storm and the boardwalk was covered in sand and some of that sea foam. Not a lot, but some. Ew, I can't believe it's fecal matter looking back. Blegh.
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you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons
It's the literal manifestation of working for a Fox affiliate.
I'm so tired of this kind of reporting. "Umm, I don't know what it is, but I'm standing in it!" God only knows what he was exposed to when that shit got in his mouth. Ugh. Makes me want to bark thinking about it.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
poor guy, too early for this
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Ick... nast.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
ASSUME THE POSITION!
The ignorance that is FOX News.
Jesus Christ. The histrionics of those reporting on bad-weather events... Naturally, it was rampant this past weekend. CNN was perhaps the most embarrassing of the lot. Those broads (including Mah Boo) couldn't stay ahead of themselves with all the assinine commentary; much of it was nonsensical.
The dumbing-down continues at a fantastic pace.
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"okayyy lets not make a goddess out of Maria Shiver now. It's from her bitch face that she is a cunt." - cuntwhore (2011-08-08)
LOLZ! Part of me loves when there's bad weather (as long as no one gets hurt) because you see some HILARIOUS shit on the news.
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Douchechill!
So why would any second rate newscaster stand there in that shit, literally and think "Wow, Imma get an award for this one." Move over Walter Cronkite.
HAAAAAA, He's all happy and grinning in his foamy shit. Nice assignment assclown, I mean how stupid do you have to be to see that nasty looking crap and say "hey you know what would be cool?"