Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 29, 2011 / Posted by:

Tucker Barnes of Fox 5 in Washington DC who pretty much got shit on during Hurricane Irene.

During a live report from Ocean City, Maryland on Saturday night, Tucker was deep in some foam that looks like what comes out of Tommy Girl’s hungry Scientolohole when he doesn’t get peen for dinner. Tucker said he was told it was plankton mixed with salt and sand, and he also added that it wasn’t actually agreeing with his palate. HA. Well, Tucker was wrong. That shit that got in his mouth was actual shit. Foamy shit. It turns out that foam was raw sewage mixed with cyanobacteria. If you recently took a caca in Ocean City, then you can smile knowing that Tucker probably ate some of your ass.

But even though Tucker has the shittiest job in television, he’s still smiling a shit-eating grin. If this whole “reporting live from ass foam” doesn’t work for him, he definitely has a major career in professional felching. He’d be the slimiest felcher ever!

via Gawker

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