Hot Slut Of The Day!
Ilse Uyttersprot, the Mayor of Aalst, Belgium who found herself in the middle of some ESCANDALOSO shit when a tape of her getting Dutched, Frenched and Germaned by her lovah on top of a tower in 2007 made its way onto the Internet last week.
Since I'm pretty much the Ron Burgundy of gay gossip bloggers, I barely did any research on Ilse Uyttersprot. But the research I did do says that she's sort of got the crazy running around her brain nodules and she's known for bringing the fuckery Dutch-style. Basically, the bitch likes to have fun even if it gets her another note in her mental health file. And back in 2007 while sight-seeing in Belga with her fiance, Ilse decided she really wanted to have fun by climbing to the top of a castle tower and letting her man put his sprot in her uytter.
A few Russian Polish tourists just so happened to be filming the sights from the top of a building across the way and they narrowed their lens on Ilse doing public ho shit out in the open. Below is the clip of Ilse trying to be slick while getting the dick:
The tape has apparently been passed around on forums for years, but it snowballed (heh, snowballed) into a full blown scandal last week. When the media asked her about it, Ilse refused to get into it since it happened so long ago and her vagina has moved on.
Fuck that "private matter" shit on top of a tower in Belga! This should be Ilse's campaign video. I'd move to Aalst and become a Belgium citizen by reciting The Smurf oath by heart (that's how you become a citizen, right?) just so I can vote for Ilse. A ho who isn't afraid to pull her chonies down and get her peen on out in the open is a mayor we can all trust!
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Mira, if that was sex lemme be celibate for the rest of my life...
if you look at it with the assumption that he finished already and just hung around to help her out, (and shes apparently helping herself as well) it makes more sense. He doesn't bother giving her an extra 2 seconds of his time tho.
too bad the guys who filmed it do not speak "Belgian". now THAT would be more entertaining.
what they're syaing though is a bunch of random comments like "look at this, they're doing it!!" and "oh maaan, we've got to post it somewhere."
also "he's smelling the sausage. classy."
Mhm, I guess there's nothing to be jealous about - two ugly people having lame sex in public (as far as I have watched it - I don't really need to see this).
I would be pissed if children had to witness this as well, since sex is generally overrated. People rather measure their value by how many people they have fucked than to try to grow mentally/achieve something which would benefit the world. Embarrassing, especially for a major.
dull but I'm still a bit jealous LOL
Ya! Mi cocken das booty!
It's her fiance? They're not married? But they fuck like it's their 30th Wedding Anniversary?
Reminds me of a Harry Enfield skit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L3vMaXM-9k
Amy
That it?? I've seen cows in a field have more passionate sex than that.
*underwhelmed*
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That sex was so dull, it looked like the guy wasn't sure if he came or not, that's what the smelling was about? If it's possible to have a boring orgasm (I don't know), these would be the people to do it. Why even bother.
That was the most pathetic sex I've ever seen. They should show this in high school Health classes--pregnancy rates would be at an all time low if kids thought this is what sex was supposed to be like.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 8:16am.
Clap it up for her ability to play with herself and keep her face from bashing into that rock wall. +6 pts.
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I know right.
I was thinking that he was doing anal while she was fingering herself.
wow that is some depressing sex, like I'd cry if I did it with a guy who seemed that disinterested
BOOMSY---I thought the same exact thing! WTH is he sniffing or tasting? I don't wanna know.
Submitted by Wanted on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 11:58am.
"big deal!!!!!!! i'm just sorry they weren't naked. i thought the dutch were some nasty skanks! this is so tame!"
She's not Dutch. If she were those walls would have come tumbling down!
(The Belgians live in the Kingdom of Belgium (beer, chocolates, fries), the Dutch live in the Netherlands (tulips, windmills, red light district, legal soft drugs, cheese)
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
Mahatma Gandhi
ILoveRArmitage- You really think "Belgian" is a language?? smh
Pew
Eww, what was up with the finger sniffing at the end?
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
big deal!!!!!!! i'm just sorry they weren't naked. i thought the dutch were some nasty skanks! this is so tame!
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
-Father Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
More boring than a dial tone.
Wow. That was the most perfunctory sex act I have ever seen.
AAaaand that was the most anti-climactic (or non-) cum ever. Did he? WTF!
That man looks like he cannot wait to pull his dick OUT and move on to the next boring parapet. How sexy.
I couldn't get over the huffing and puffing outa yer man with the camera.
Seriously, he sounded like an asthmatic phone sex pest!
If I was him I'd be less worried about other people's (admittedly boring) sex lives and be more worried about the fact he can't walk down a few stairs without sounds like he's going to keel over!
Damn, at the end, they didn't even kiss, or laugh, or high-five each other. *yawn*
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 10:33am.
And they couldn't have edited that clip to get to the good stuff right away? Did we really need to watch a full minute of the floor and stairs of that tower roof?
See the clip that IG posted below: it gets right to the boring sex. Also check out the pic of them with kids. I popped the Dutch into Google for translation and it says the mayor is known for oddball stunts.
Hee! Love how he smells his fingers at the end! Classy.
And they couldn't have edited that clip to get to the good stuff right away? Did we really need to watch a full minute of the floor and stairs of that tower roof?
that was some of the most boring looking sex i have ever witnessed. yawn.
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Ha. He's looking all around to make sure no one sees them.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 7:36am.
….. but won't somebody think of the children?!! If my kids had seen that I'd be pissed.
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What because we all have to live in a g rated world because of kids??
Id be less concerned about my kids seeing that than watching ho's like Kardassian slither around like the sleazy porn star that she is in a so called music video or the mindless violence that is pushed on TV and at the movies…
This is 2 consenting adults having sex out in the open -most of us have done it-whats the big deal if kids see it….
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 8:47am.
Thanks! Him smelling his fingers was the most interesting part :/
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"He is the ultimate cunt. He is like the samurai of cuntiness, where he slices you so razor thin you don't even realize till you see the blood" - misslainey on Kunty Karl
Probably the most interesting part of the whole video would be the translation of what the people taking the video are saying. I wish I spoke Belgian.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 8:47am.
Goldigga, I couldn't see it either--- here's another link.
That one's even better, cuz it gets to the boring sex right away. Is that dood her lover? Baby-daddy? (Which would explain the mind-numbing sex.) You can see the couple with two kids, right?
I like seeing sex on my favorite websites as much as the next ho, but these two are boring. Even their polo shirts were bored.
Goldigga, I couldn't see it either--- here's another link.
http://lifetoday.be/2011/08/video-ilse-uyttersprot-burgemeester-aalst-se...
You can thank me when you wake up. :)
Aalst city councilman to Mayor Uyttersprot: Ms. Mayor, I think it's important to push through *giggling* the panhandling ordinance by fall.
Mayor: I see. *smells fingers*
Council: Voters are complaining that your administration is too passive. *snickering*
Mayor: *checks watch* Let's adjourn till after lunch. I need a spot of fresh air.
Why can't I see the video?? Nooooooooo! >:(
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"He is the ultimate cunt. He is like the samurai of cuntiness, where he slices you so razor thin you don't even realize till you see the blood" - misslainey on Kunty Karl
People, that is not sex. That is rehearsal for Dancing with the Stars, Belgium.
Did that boy just put his finger in the dyke??
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His lack of interest in her is bordering the offensive. She should have pushed him over the banister when she had the chance. Also, people shouldn't mess with other people's privacy, public sex or not. Oops, I just realize that watching this video makes me an accomplice.
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
Mahatma Gandhi
Was there a cheese tasting at the end?
Most boring public sex of all time! And she looks like Martina Navratilova in that video.
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Devil's advocate.
Clap it up for her ability to play with herself and keep her face from bashing into that rock wall. +6 pts.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Were there smelling salts on his fingers?
I am fucking amazed she didn't doze off. He smelled his fingers to make sure it wasn't a fugue.
I thought sex was supposed to be fun and exciting? Maybe that's mayoral sex--the equivalent of a committee meeting.
As a Belgian and living near Aalst.. I really look foreward towards Aalst Carnaval :)
Oh and indeed, it's like a necrophiliac fucking a corpse.
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She was also a 'raging nymphomaniac.'"
I think I just witnessed Republicans making a baby.
some time ago it was rather popular "funny clip" in Poland (they are some Polish guys, not Russian).
wow - that looked like a terrible screw! lol must have smelled weird, too :D eeeeeeeeeewwwwww~~~
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Tonight I'm feeling to make you enjoy with a blowjob/I want to feel in my throat
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Whats up with the finger smelling at the end?
They really looked bored.
I want to say "get your groove on girl" but won't somebody think of the children?!! If my kids had seen that I'd be pissed.
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What kind of fuckery is this?