Matthew Fox Officially Charged With Poon Punching
Before we get back on Matthew Fox's Dharma party van of pussy punches, I should let you know that mug shot isn't really Matthew Fox and has been around for years. I know. I wish that after Matthew allegedly right hooked a trick in the tit, he wept like a strained turtle whose head is too fat to hide in its shell during his mug shot session.
CNN says that prosecutors in Cleveland have charged Dr. Jack Shepard with assault for acting like a drunk assbag when he threw fists at a (to be read in the slurry voice of a boozed bitch with a party yard long cup in hand) PAAAAAAAARTY BUUUUUS driver when she refused to let him on. The party bus driver Heather Bormann said that Matthew punched her in the legs, but his fists eventually ended up on her chichi sacks and coochie zone. Heather turned off Matthew's punches by fisting him in the face. Matthew was detained by the police that night but quickly released. Prosecutors took pictures of the bruises that Matthew left on Heather's arms and legs. Matthew has said nothing about this so far.
Let's see. Jin was busted for DUI. Libby was busted for DUI. Ana Lucia was busted for DUI. Mr. Eko was busted for driving without a license. And now Matthew Fox. The LOST curse will never leave the island! The smoke monster, that dead polar bear, Sawyer, Hurley, Ben and the others better keep their fists in their ass cracks and act right on the PAAAAAARTY BUUUUS or this could be them! I've heard that Kate can't get even get arrested in this town, so that bitch is safe. Lucky for her.
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Bwahahahahharghfghghgh!
Yes, I'm still dying over this! Thanx for setting it up as your a vie Darknight, i need to see this all the time!
Damn you MK & your No-Martha-Fucking-Stewart self!!!
I CANTS STOPS CRYIN-LAFFIN MY DUMB ASS OFF @ THAT MUGSHOT!!!
damn you.
Submitted by HangryHippo on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 5:12pm.
that is the saddest mugshot i have ever seen. it looks like someone is doing him from behind as the camera is being clicked
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NOT FAIR!!! HangryHippo, I'm peeeeeing LOL-ing in my frikken bed over this comment!! Now I gotta get up & hose myself & my futon off before I go to sleep. Or f!ck it-- pretend it's a wet spot & just avoid it...
Gawd, that's so LOL--able!!
Darknight, thank you!
I'm getting an ab workout here!
@ nightowl
Your not alone still LOLing about this epic mugshot.
Am I the only STILL lmafo-ing since seeing this pic in the morning?
I thought that was Chaz Bono for a minute when I first saw it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 1:58pm.
Deputy Trudy Wiegel don't forget DESMOND!!!!
DUDE! How could I forget DESMOND BROTHA! My future son's name! lol
Sawyer is much betta. And he doesn't beat women up!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
that is the saddest mugshot i have ever seen. it looks like someone is doing him from behind as the camera is being clicked.
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ha ha ha. What a bitch.
JESUS H. CHRIST!!!
Please someone tell me I'm seeing things!!!
That can NOT be Matthew Fox. Okay Okay, I will take a deep breath.
That is NOT Matthew Fox, but damn you Michael K for finding the perfect mugshot of a future Matthew Fox because hell if that ain't his doppelanger!!!
What the hell happened to Michael? He left LOST and got lost. *LOL*
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
One more for the Lost curse: Hurley's chihuahua was run over in traffic the day he and his girlfriend were leaving the island to return to the mainland.
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"Bitch, stop. We're not a family of Martha Fucking Stewarts."
that mug shot is all kinds of precious...he actually may even be feeling kind of bad for whatever he did to get 'ressted..but the expression is priceless...I hope he went and committed more crimes, got caught, and did some follow up mug shots...too damn cute for real!!
Deputy Trudy Wiegel don't forget DESMOND!!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 12:54pm.
there was a wide selection of hotties, both male and female to choose from on that show! le sigh, I miss it soooo!!!!!!!!
Forrealz. I would be the biggest damn whore on that island. So many gorgeous people there! And I would so go lebsiana for Ana Lucia.
Matthew Fox was never really hot. More like reasonably good looking. He looks like shit! Lost hasn't been off the air that long. What the hell happened!!!!
OMG! LMAO!!! That picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It really does look like him.
I love Lost but I wasn't a Jack fan.. exept for drunk Jack, he was entertaining. However, my heart will be broken if I ever find out Josh, Naveen or Daniel has punched a woman in her vagina.
I still can't get over that mugshot.
OMG, that photo is pure genius.
You wrong for that one, Michael K.!
Evangeline Lilly's rental house burned to the ground, so that would count toward the Lost curse. And I'm typing this with a glass of Matthew Fox merlot (for real) in my other hand.
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"Bitch, stop. We're not a family of Martha Fucking Stewarts."
vidz:
Wha???? When did Matthew Foxy become a middle aged kebab vendor?
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HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH LMAO LOL ROFL... LMFAO
Seriously, that made me lol hard.
Is it just me, or is Matthew Fox giving Sally Field in every one of her movies in this mugshot?
"Oh, please tell me, Elizabeth: how exactly does one suck a fuck?"
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 12:30pm.
I think he was hot even tho I disliked his character in both Lost and PO5
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All of the people on PO5 were assholes, except maybe that Lacy Chaubert's character and the little boy. Charlie was such the bitch!
there was a wide selection of hotties, both male and female to choose from on that show! le sigh, I miss it soooo!!!!!!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Wha???? When did Matthew Foxy become a middle aged kebab vendor?
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"Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 12:19pm.
Just as an aside... was Matthew Fox ever hot?
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NO.
Naveen Andrews was the only reason to watch that show. That man is hot.
snowpiece, YES!!! Time for a new ringtone.
Artie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBU06aZDdO4
most of the words ARE those
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
http://www.givememyremote.com/remote/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/lost_mat...
YUM. Kate was such a lucky biatch..she had BOTH Sawyer and Jack. I would have never wanted to leave that island.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 12:19pm.
Yes.
LMAO @ Snowy - WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLT
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Are there any other lyrics? In any event, YOU ALLLLLL EVERYBODYYY
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 12:19pm.
Just as an aside... was Matthew Fox ever hot?
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Matthew Fox is hot. Even with the constant crying on LOST, he was still hot.
I think he was hot even tho I disliked his character in both Lost and PO5
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 12:19pm.
Just as an aside... was Matthew Fox ever hot?
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well I mean my goodness......
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
YOU SCARED ME WITH THAT MUGSHOT!!!!!!
I stared at it for a long time before I read the post...phew!!!
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 12:19pm.
Just as an aside... was Matthew Fox ever hot?
He used to look like this:
http://img1.tvloop.com/img/showpics/cd/af/l34d211810000_1_9936.jpg
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Douchechill!
it was Art Vandelay come, lets all join in ♫YOU ALL EVERYBOBY♫
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 11:48am.
she's a fattie bo batty with dyed pink hair!
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ahahahaha
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Just as an aside... was Matthew Fox ever hot?
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"okayyy lets not make a goddess out of Maria Shiver now. It's from her bitch face that she is a cunt." - cuntwhore (2011-08-08)
HA...totally thought that was his mug shot at first. Thought he'd gotten real fat, drunk and sad or somethin...
Still can't believe the dude would attack a bus driver lady....I mean...you're supposed to sing the "bus driver song" to her...not punch her in the chichis. lol!
Although I can think of a lady bus driver from my youth that I would like to punch. Thanks A LOT for letting the local bully manhandle all of us youngsters on the bus BITCH! (seriously..the bully was like 23 years old and in 9th grade for the 8th time)
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"If when you die you get a choice between pie heaven and regular heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick but if not mmmboy!"
omg this poor poor man! i'm glad it isn't him though. fuck i lost internet THREE DAYS AFTER the storm and my phone is shit. lol at whoever was singing Drive Shaft
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 11:56am.
MK where did you even find this picture!?!!?
I think it's been a "meme" or whatever for a while now, since Lost was on the air. The last time I saw it, it had "Kate we have to go back!" on it.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 11:54am.
That dude looks like Matthew Fox mated with Oscar de La Hoya.
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tossing Luke Wilson in there too.
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Eazy E's own prescription for "nourishing the inner aspect", Nutz On Ya Chin.
Ewww! That looks like Colin Farrell as Sluggo, without the hat.
Well Matt has nobody to blame but himself, at least the others got their DUI's in Hawaii which according pretty much the entire cast and crew was a bitch to work in because it was all littly windy roads and no public transit and ridiculous speed limits
LMAO, omg too funny. ahahaaaa.
I can't stop laughing! I'm crying! I'm totally Mah Boo teenage girl giggling alone in my office...
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"Everyone knows that if you let Richard Simmons stick the tip in, you'll live forever" - MK
Lmfao I totally though that was him! Too bad it ain't.