The Third Party "Over The Moon" Watch
Well, I guess even Robert Downey Jr.'s wife Susan Downey has that one chismeando auntie who always sits right next to the food table at family reunions to scoop up the gossip with her ear holes so that she can pour it out later through her mouth hole to her husband as he eats the smashed piece of sheet cake she brought him because a stupid soccer game was on TV and he wasn't even trying to go to that party.
(Side rant: Whenever my mom brought me a piece of cake from a party, why did she almost always make it "car ride safe" by stuffing it between two Styrofoam plates before wrapping it in Reynolds? The frosting would always end up on one plate, and the cake on the other. When cake and frosting get together, they're in it until the end. They aren't mean to be separated. It's like giving me a hard dick on one plate and its cum shot on the other. It makes no sense. Cake and frosting work together to make a beautiful special moment and when you tear them apart, you're just fucking with nature. There's got to be a better way.
And if you're about to say to me, "But Michael, what about those individual cake piece containers from Tupperware you can buy at Target," then I'm about to throw you a lip smack and an eye roll on behalf of my entire family. Individual cake piece containers? Bitch, stop. We're not a family of Martha Fucking Stewarts. As far as I know, Juan Pollo, the place we get all of our family reunion food, does not provide you with individual cake piece containers. I KNOW! How uncouthy of them. Although, sometimes I'll wash off one of the Styrofoam containers the chicken came in and use that to take some cake home. But now we're Inceptioning this bitch, because we're about to get into a rant inside of a rant. Let's just stop now. Put on your lip gloss, plump your chichis and let's get back to the main event.)
So Susan's auntie Nancy Miller (it's ALWAYS a Nancy) called up Radar and whispered into their phone pieces that she knows her niece has got an iron fetus growing in her womb:
“I think it’s wonderful that she’s pregnant. The baby is due in February. Susan’s father, my brother, called me about three weeks ago with the good news. Her parents are over the moon about it. It [doesn’t] really matter if it’s a boy or a girl. What really matters is that the baby is healthy.”
No, Tia Nancy, what really matters is that you're dribbling out talk about your niece's uterus situation to hos outside of the family circle and you probably did it for a check. That is ALMOST worse than bringing a bitch smashed cake. But what's even worse than that is putting an OVER THE MOON violation into the mouths of Susan's parents. That's like saying that Susan's parents put on a pair of CROCS and kicked a kitten in the neck. Just illegalness all around.
This will be RDJ and Susan's first baby friend together. RDJ has an almost 18-year-old son named Indio. I really hope RDJ keeps with the Riverside County theme and names his new kid La Quinta.
And as I was about to hit publish on this shit, RDJ just confirmed the news with this statement:
“Robert and Susan could not be more excited over this news. They can’t wait to welcome this new baby into their wonderful family.”
But you're still on notice, Tia Nancy!
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I like RDJ! See prison can do you good. Blowhan should be locked away.
I vote for Beauford for a boy and Temecula for a girl. Don't name her Corona after the prison.
Nah, I want RDJ to name his new kid Rubidoux, Wildomar or Temecula. OK, maybe Blythe, Ripley or Garnet, but that's as far (and as normal as possible for Riverside) as I'll go. Don't disappoint me, Robert.
" I really hope RDJ keeps with the Riverside County theme and names his new kid La Quinta."
Riverside Represent!
so it took the crazy old closet case 18 years to fill up that turkey baster again? the boy needs to eat more protein.
Aw, I like them. Congrats.
I'm old, but still holding out hope for my own family, sorry guys. I've had my fun and I'm ready. Crossing my fingers.
Love love love RDJ. Congrats to them!
How old is she, btw?
Okay stealing the expectant parents' thunder is just plain rude, but congrats to RDJ and his wifey (JEALOUS!!!)...he's awesome.
Congrats RDJ, still life in the ol' tadpoles!
PS Shave the beardy thing off - it sucks.
Van Morrison
Hmmm, as far as hippie/place names go, I sort of like "Indio." If a girl, "Coachella."
I thought my mom was the only one who brought sheetcake home from gatherings of all kinds wrapped in foil between two styrofoam plates.I thought it was kind of ghetto, but I always ate the cake. Must be an ethnic mama thing.
Best line on the web today:
"I really hope RDJ keeps with the Riverside County theme and names his new kid La Quinta."
Micheal, this is why I love you.
Susan is looking a bit like Alanis here. Well, congrats to Downey and what I would have expected you guys to call 'his beard' for expecting a jagged little pill.
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
Mahatma Gandhi
it's getting harder and harder to get the news outta these posts...
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:56am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:20am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:15am.
cuppy: That's awesome, she is rumored to be the front runner!
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She'd have to be, given the rest of the cast!
I would be pissed if I were Lacey, and not because of the transgender thing, but because of the fat/obese thing. Yeah, yeah, the testosterone is making him fat, yadda, yadda. Whateves. He is still a porker.
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But he was way fat before teh hormones!
*side-eyes "testosterone" excuse for overeating and not working out*
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Yes, I know, but when I have posted similar comments on other sites I get the old " OMG, like you are perfect. Give Chaz a break. He's had a difficult road, and YOU try pumping yourself with mass quantities of testosterone and see how skinny you are, bitch!"
Chastity was fat, so is Chaz, and it has nothing to do with TESTOSTERONE! Toblerone, maybe!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:08am.
no shit Whamo. I am 42 and mine are 20 and 23 this year.
I have a life that doesn't involve shitty diapers, or teenage angst. And bonus! Still young enough to have fun and get my fuck on.
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LOL, you always make me laugh EEG, I'm sorry I never had a chance to meet up with you when I was out west a few weeks back.
Ya you had yours at the right time. Now you can kinda hang with them and understand (to a point anyway) because that age gap is just right.
Does Chaz have a real peen that actually works? Can they do that?
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
What they do Is make a peen out of the skin from your forearm. They take ur clit and apply it over it. It basically looks like a large clit and the person can orgasm. It does not develop a full erection but I believe they can use a pump. The entire female reproductive system is removed. (Don't ask y I know that)
I always eat the frosting first & then the cake.
Lol @ Hot Twat's fam. Hahaha.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:20am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:15am.
cuppy: That's awesome, she is rumored to be the front runner!
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She'd have to be, given the rest of the cast!
I would be pissed if I were Lacey, and not because of the transgender thing, but because of the fat/obese thing. Yeah, yeah, the testosterone is making him fat, yadda, yadda. Whateves. He is still a porker.
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But he was way fat before teh hormones!
*side-eyes "testosterone" excuse for overeating and not working out*
So this means he won't be answering Sinead's ad, right?
I want some Juan Pollo backyard cookout food too!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:08am.
no shit Whamo. I am 42 and mine are 20 and 23 this year.
I have a life that doesn't involve shitty diapers, or teenage angst. And bonus! Still young enough to have fun and get my fuck on.
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Oh, EastEndGirl, how I envy you! I love the hell out of my kids, and I can't imagine not having them, but I sometimes find myself daydreaming about the totally awesome second childhood I'm gonna have once they're grown. I'm 36 and my kiddos are 16 & 8--so I've got a minimum of 10 years to go.
No MK -La Quinta is to classy-Cathedral City or Desert Hot Springs works better….
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:04am.
I googled him and he doesn't look fucked up. I know looks can be deceiving, but from all appearances he seems normal and sorta cute. It looks like he's in a band.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Nice, thanks louise!! Good to know...
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:24am.
Cuppy: she always gets the fatties
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I know and you are probably right about the SYTYCD part. They stick Karina with shit people a lot too.
My mom says she isn't watching because she doesn't know anyone really except for Nancy Grace and Chaz, and she doesn't want to watch those two fatties all season. LOL! She says she hopes the AMC dude wins because he seems so nice in interviews.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:11am.
Submitted by whippersnapper on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 9:18am.
More Riverside County names that would work:
Hemet
Moreno (Moreno Valley)
Jacinto (San Jacinto)
Temecula
Mirage (Rancho Mirage)
Coachella
Elsinore
Winchester
Corona
Banning
Blythe
Beaumont
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I'm seeing my life flash before my eyes! No more, please, stop!
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LOL! I forgot Romoland, Murietta and Idylwild!
Spent every summer in Hemet as a teenager, tell me about it. But I do love Idylwild, I think it is the only normal place in the Inland Empire.
Cuppy: she always gets the fatties
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
I don't like cats! Kittens are pretty adorable but when coming in contact with an animal makes you break out in hives and have an asthma attack, I think it's ok not to like them
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:15am.
cuppy: That's awesome, she is rumored to be the front runner!
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She'd have to be, given the rest of the cast!
I would be pissed if I were Lacey, and not because of the transgender thing, but because of the fat/obese thing. Yeah, yeah, the testosterone is making him fat, yadda, yadda. Whateves. He is still a porker.
Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:04am.
Then I am a totally weirdo! I don't like cats, just in videos, and I don't eat much cake. I usually take 3 spoons into my mouth and pass it. But I do love to do pastry and I am awesome at it. I prefer real food over cake and dogs over cats. I also prefer alcohol over any other type of juice or water. That's me!
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
http://lif3d3sign.tumblr.com/
cuppy: That's awesome, she is rumored to be the front runner!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Cuppy- I know! It's horrible.
*adds dislike of most frostings to the list of my secret shames*
Submitted by whippersnapper on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 9:18am.
More Riverside County names that would work:
Hemet
Moreno (Moreno Valley)
Jacinto (San Jacinto)
Temecula
Mirage (Rancho Mirage)
Coachella
Elsinore
Winchester
Corona
Banning
Blythe
Beaumont
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I'm seeing my life flash before my eyes! No more, please, stop!
NO ONE SHOULD THROW AWAY CAKE OR FROSTING! HEATHENS!
I see, it is gonna be another one of THOSE days for me. Dbl posting!
I am not sure if anyone knew this, BUT Downey was supposed to play the lead that Daniel (FUG) Craig had in Cowboys and Aliens, but dropped out in order to film Sherlock2. Bet he is glad he made the decision, since C&A sucked, from what I have heard.
SNOWY- Maks has Hans, I mean, Hope Solo.
Submitted by Gaza Strip on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 9:31am.
I never have, nor ever will, take home food in any container, that I did cook and/or bring myself. People get so weird about left-over food at "parties" - it's like ants at a picnic. I also don't host parties, then ask people to bring stuff - I would then no longer be a HOST. This would be less of a problem, if people would STOP ASKING what they should bring.
I'm with you there - College should be the last time anyone has to bring a dish to a party.
Jesus Christ, what a babbling rant of nothing. You've been hanging out with CDAN too long.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
TEAM LIP SMACK AND EYE ROLL
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
no shit Whamo. I am 42 and mine are 20 and 23 this year.
I have a life that doesn't involve shitty diapers, or teenage angst. And bonus! Still young enough to have fun and get my fuck on.
I am abnormal and unamerican, because I generally find most frostings way too sweet and end up eating the cake and throwing away the frosting. I LOVE cream cheese frosting, but am pretty indifferent to the rest. I usually pass it over to my husband.
TEAM PIE GOODS!!!
and I like RDJ but he's lookin a little girlish in that pic...
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
i've only met a couple of people in my life who don't like birthday cake. white cake with white frosting. ohhhh. totally unnatural not to love it. i dont trust those people. there is something wrong. it is kind of the same kind of wrong that comes from people who dont like kittens or cats. there has to be something really wrong with you if you dont like a kitten or cat. anyone who says they dont like cats is a freak, in my book.
Submitted by perky on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 9:45am.
Is Indio Downey Junior (I know he's not a junior, but "Downey Junior" goes together like cake and frosting) as messed up as Weston Cage? Anyone know?
I googled him and he doesn't look fucked up. I know looks can be deceiving, but from all appearances he seems normal and sorta cute. It looks like he's in a band.
http://www.zimbio.com/Indio+Downey
TEAM EAT THE FROSTING AND THROW THE CAKE AWAY!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
He looks trapped. Her golddigger smirk says "SCORE!" But I guess 46 is not too old to be a daddy if it just turns into weekends, vacations and child support in a couple years. Otherwise 18+ years is almost a life sentence.
Michael, when you have homecake like that, you get a bit of frosting on the fork and then a bite of cake on the same fork and mix it together.
Unless you're like me and just eat the frosting plate and throw the cake away. ;)
oh I was looking for the DWTS matchups and I read Ethan and Jenna are going to be on the next Amazing Race.
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11