TNT Killed HawthoRNe
BREAKING NEWS: Jada Pinkett Smith had a TV show on TNT called HawthoRNe.
BREAKING NEWS after the BREAKING NEWS from 3 seconds ago: Jada Pinkett Smith no longer has a TV show on TNT called HawthoRNe.
Just days after both Jada Pinkett Smith and Skeletor denied they were licking each other taints in their trailers, TNT announced that HawthoRNe (I can't with that RN shit) has flatlined after three seasons and they aren't reaching for the defibrillator pads.
"TNT truly appreciates the tremendous dedication of everyone involved. The series gave TNT the opportunity to work with many outstanding people, including Jada Pinkett Smith and the rest of the show’s talented cast, crew, producers and writers. We wish everyone involved with HawthoRNe nothing but the best.”
Cut to Xenu playing a victory song on JLo's double bongo ass as she holds up HawthoRN's severed head and cackles. No. I know what happened here. Jada Pinkett Smith knew she had to lose her show or go through another season with hos whispering about how she's screwing the zombie dust out of Skeletor's pinche culito hole. Bitch made the right choice.
And when asked for a comment, Xenu only had this to say: