All Is Well In The World Again: Posh Is Back In Heels
An international emergency was called when Posh was photographed out in L.A. a few days ago wearing what she calls paraplegic heels (aka flats). The excuse at the time was that Posh suffered from a slipped disc or some shit and her feet were put on high heels rest by her doctors. THAT IS NO EXCUSE. Slipped disc or not, the public-at-large counts on Posh to always show us that shit is right in the world by wearing heels so high that it makes our ankle bones shiver like a crazy Christian at a trans convention.
I don't care if bitch's disc is doing the Slip 'N Slide, she needs put on those heels and channel the pain from her back into the snobby bitchface she always launches at hos. I don't care if bitch loses her legs in a freak red carpet accident, she needs to strap those heels to her stumps and hop like a motherfucker. But thankfully, we can call off the international emergency, because Posh was back to wearing back-breaking heels of death while shopping with her family in West Hollywood yesterday.
Posh made the right decision and had all of her back bones removed so that she doesn't have to live a tortured life of only wearing flats. Bitch is so light that the wind can hold her up as she struts in front of the camera. It's true that she can never sit in a chair again, but she can wear heels for centuries to come and that's all that matters.
That weave on the other hand....
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So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha.
If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time
Submitted by MizRo on Mon, 09/05/2011 - 8:05am.
Quite true Bjork you - what was I thinking? Spice Girls were not at all my thing, but thanks for the reminder.
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And you know, her clothes aren't half bad, and quite a few look better on women with tits, hips, and asses. Those shape-hugging, knee-length dresses are flattering on any body, but especially on ones with "curves" (a much overused word). Someone posted a link on another thread, I think it was RustyHooligan in the Afternoon Crumbs one with the photo of Winslet. Anyway, I clicked on the sideshow for Posh's clothing line. I gagged, almost like she does after drinking 5 ounces of water with lemon and two saltines, when she was quoted as saying something about how she loves dressing women with curves. And then they show a picture of Oprah and JHud, especially JHud, looking not their best in one of her creations.
Quite true Bjork you - what was I thinking? Spice Girls were not at all my thing, but thanks for the reminder.
Bunion Spice and brood aside, it woulda been Freddie Mercury's 65th bday today.
{{turns up the volume}}
I just want to take dog nail clippers to those heels.
Submitted by MizRo on Mon, 09/05/2011 - 6:34am.
Her sole goals in life are to stay married to David and look as chic and sartorially "perfect" as possible. I forgot one: become an acknowledged and lauded "designer". So that's 3.
Children are to keep David grounded; she never eats people - I'm talking bare minimum with tons of vitamins and liquid supplements AT ALL TIMES (pregnant or not) and a requisite tummy tuck after each child. She yearns to be a fashion icon an influential fashion maven but imo, she tries too hard and it's good to be freah and undone at times; she won't allow herself that.
Heels, shmeels, I could not care less about that.
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Well said. Oh, and you forgot "iconic pop singer" for her other questionably accomplished goal.
The baby is a fatso.
This is why Posh looks so dour & fretful here.
She is preoccupied with conjuring up ways in which to slim it down without causing public outrage & alarm.
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Her sole goals in life are to stay married to David and look as chic and sartorially "perfect" as possible. I forgot one: become an acknowledged and lauded "designer". So that's 3.
Children are to keep David grounded; she never eats people - I'm talking bare minimum with tons of vitamins and liquid supplements AT ALL TIMES (pregnant or not) and a requisite tummy tuck after each child. She yearns to be a fashion icon an influential fashion maven but imo, she tries too hard and it's good to be freah and undone at times; she won't allow herself that.
Heels, shmeels, I could not care less about that.
Well of course she got back into shape, first of all, she wasnt that "big" during her pregnancy because heaven forbid, she wouldn't be able to fit into lagerfeld's new condom dress or some shit.
and i doubt vicky looks after her children on her own. so its easy for her focus on herself.
there would be a team of eastern european low paid nannies at their london home looking after the babies, she probably even pays someone to breastfeed the latest one.
she is one of those sad fashion bitches who are slaves to vogue, if anna wintour says wear dog shit texture with pastel color blocks shift dress and use your baby's umbilical cord as a belt, this bitch would.
good on her for snaring a rich hubby, but thats about it.
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 09/04/2011 - 3:56pm.
Antipodean.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 09/04/2011 - 9:38am.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 09/04/2011 - 4:11am.
As suckandfuck mentioned earlier in the post, it is a Portishead tshirt:
Well, they both start with P. But his says "Ralph Lauren Polo" down the side, something I doubt Portishead would independently endorse.
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Smartarse.
AC/DC: Pre Bon Scott
damn, she looks great for giving birth not so long ago.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
and no, I do applause a mother who raises a kid all by themselves and sacrifice their own needs and minimize themselves to zero to provide everything that is possible, but yeah that doesn't quite certify that that particular kid will grow up to become a better person than the next kid who had help from a nanny or other family members chipped in to help..you should always first provide a safe environment to your kid, one that generates calmness and shows to the kid you have it all together to support it whatever happens, and I'm sorry but chaos and a kid seeing their mother being an exhausted manic slave to this game just draws a very bad image in that kid's mind..a mother should accept all the help she can get, have a lot of free time to pick herself together and come back to the kid, calm, refreshed and with rejuvenated strength to give herself all over again..
She's so desperate. "See? I just had a baby and look at me! I got the sexy back! Yeah!... uh... LOOK AT MEEEE! HEY! LOOK AT ME!!"
Submitted by kittymuffin on Sat, 09/03/2011 - 8:52pm.
well it's a far better sight than those fat uncombed moms wearing loose man shirts with drool and vomit all over and having a nervous breakdown at the kiddy zone of mcdonalds as their kid picks stuff out of his ass and has lunch at it, would that be a more appropriate look on her for y'alls?!..a human shouldn't lose themselves just cause they had a kid, yes you have less time to look after yourself but you should atleast try to keep it together for the sake of being human..since she has the money and the family support hell let the girl do whatever she wants, who here doesn't want to wear those hooker heels and strut around like we're a big shot without a care in the world?!..exactly..
I'm amazed that people see this bunch on the street and don't burst out laughing at them. David looks like some retarded man who's just stolen someone's baby and apparently doesn't know how to wear a fucking belt. Posh looks like a cheap outcall whore on the way to service a client.
Hooker shoes, skin-tight leather pants, bread crumbs...seriously, is this what it takes to stay married to Becks?
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 09/04/2011 - 9:38am.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 09/04/2011 - 4:11am.
As suckandfuck mentioned earlier in the post, it is a Portishead tshirt:
Well, they both start with P. But his says "Ralph Lauren Polo" down the side, something I doubt Portishead would independently endorse.
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yep, in thumb 6 there's "Polo Ralph Lauren" on the left side of big letter P.
good to see that Posh has quickly starved herself back into photo ready shape.
that said, STFU everyone who is calling her a bad mother for not carrying the baby. that's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard. if my mom wants to carry my baby when we go shopping, am I a bad mother? she fucking loves carrying the baby. what a nice thing that Posh can go out with her family and her husband carries the little baby while she focuses on her bigger boys.
ETA: and double fuck you assholes for making me defend Posh
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 09/04/2011 - 4:11am.
As suckandfuck mentioned earlier in the post, it is a Portishead tshirt:
Well, they both start with P. But his says "Ralph Lauren Polo" down the side, something I doubt Portishead would independently endorse.
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"Superman is in a fight with a dude for the rights to use manofsteel69 as profile name on manhunt.com." (IDLYITW)
That body guard is the hotness. I'd climb that like a hungry monkey on a banana tree.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
She looks mentally ill in those shoes. She is weird.
Wish this stupid cunt and her boneheaded husband would disappear into obscurity forever.
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has there ever been
a more sour, dour famewhore
than Victoria?
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Submitted by stake_spike on Sun, 09/04/2011 - 6:47am.
She can send Becks my way. Then again I actually smile about 30 times a day, so it may set him into some sort of shock.
Worth the risk, imo
She's either starved herself to get that thin or she had a nip tuck. Seeing as how this is her 4th c-section, I'm going to go with a tuck and a suck.
I love how she hides out when she's fat. Too bad you're only allowed 4 c-sections because it would be nice for her to get pregnant more often and disappear. Although if rumors are true she'll be heading back to good ole Blighty soon and seeing as how Posh and Becks are so 2000s, they can disappear into oblivion. Bout time. Beckham extended this trick's 15 minutes for far too long.
Thank God, I don't have to continue holding my breath, I can finally breathe out again.Praise be to Posh, life can go on, Posh is back in heels.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 09/03/2011 - 10:20pm.
I made a couple of tries to find it online then caught myself. I think it's vintage Polo. I was hoping to find it for $69.95 so I could rail at the stupidity of paying that much for a T, then I refocused my priorities.
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As suckandfuck mentioned earlier in the post, it is a Portishead tshirt:
http://www.google.com.au/search?q=portishead+t+shirts&hl=en&qscrl=1&nord...
I like Posh, can't help it, bitch looks good.
Becks looks yummy here and the kids are cute.
no boston,you look closeted gay to me and an out and proud asshole too
The boys aren't very cute. Maybe they will get better when they get older. One of the boys seems gay to me.
I wouldn't want to carry my baby while wearing those heels, either. I'd be afraid to trip. Now, why anyone would wear torture devices like that is an entirely other story...
At least he looks like her really really loves his children and they are not accessories. I can't say the same about her. I'm not saying she doesn't love her children, she just reminds me of a cold fish.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Since she has had four c-sections, I wonder if her belly looks like octomom's?
Submitted by SarahR. on Sat, 09/03/2011 - 10:29pm.
Is this a joke?
Looks silly to me but I don't know who he is.
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"Superman is in a fight with a dude for the rights to use manofsteel69 as profile name on manhunt.com." (IDLYITW)
I'm sure that Donatella will be more than happy to customize her wheelchair. Silly cow!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
@Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 09/03/2011 - 10:20pm
Is this a joke?
http://www.ralphlauren.com/shop/index.jsp?categoryId=2871712&ab=int_0830...
poser! I sort of thought he was hot in the "man about the world' commercials but NO MORE!
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
Becks wasn't always this good looking.
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/category/david-beckham/
Just saying, as far as the kids growing up gorgeous. i don't think they are cute.
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Submitted by SarahR. on Sat, 09/03/2011 - 10:15pm.
It looks like a Ralph Lauren t-shirt.
I made a couple of tries to find it online then caught myself. I think it's vintage Polo. I was hoping to find it for $69.95 so I could rail at the stupidity of paying that much for a T, then I refocused my priorities.
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"Superman is in a fight with a dude for the rights to use manofsteel69 as profile name on manhunt.com." (IDLYITW)
It looks like a Ralph Lauren t-shirt. Posh looks good for just having a baby.
Submitted by spankypants on Sat, 09/03/2011 - 7:47pm.
on the airplane David ordered food for the kids and kept them neat and tidy and calm while Posh read a magazine and didn't interact with anyone
I don't blame her; let them have some boy time.
Moms need a break from all that.
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
wow ..I walked out with slippers and a robe..and a "see yeah, good luck".. i really don't give two craps about these two
Fuck, I HATE this vain, vapid, fame hungry, greedy money grubbing, bitch. How fucking stupid is she to wear those heels if she has back problems. But the airhead has to keep up appearances at all times. This vacuous bitch has enough money to sink a ship, an attractive husband, four adorable kids and all the material possessions anyone could want and yet she still seeks fame & fortune at all costs.
Fuck you, you scrawny, emaciated bitch.
Whats up with the "P" t-shirt guy?
Submitted by caprica six on Sat, 09/03/2011 - 8:24pm.
Fkit. Bitch just went through childbirth. Let homegirl wear whatever makes her feel like she's NOT passing a 48-hr watermelon out Jesus Christ! Have you all forgotten??? ugh
the kid hardly looks like a 48-hr watermlon(what ever that is)..carry your kid ..like a normal person..she is a stuck up bitch
Submitted by bexicle on Sat, 09/03/2011 - 7:33pm.
Yah, I think he has cheated a few times. Rebecca Loos wasn't lying and neither was that woman in LA last year, but confidentiality agreements all around!
His footballing at LA Galaxy ends in two months, and there has been talk for a while that they are heading back to the UK.
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It would be a crime if mini Posh didn't have a British accent.
I love this family.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by spankypants on Sat, 09/03/2011 - 7:47pm.
on the airplane David ordered food for the kids and kept them neat and tidy and calm while Posh read a magazine and didn't interact with anyone.
haaaaaaaaaaaa. Nice vignette. But some couples are like that. I almost get the idea that, after nine months of hell, you deserve the next ten years off.
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"Superman is in a fight with a dude for the rights to use manofsteel69 as profile name on manhunt.com." (IDLYITW)
Leave Poshney Aloooone!!!
Bish has been in hiding while birthin' for months! Let her have her impromptu struttin' and photo sesh! Wurq it Vicki!
Wether it's her or her team... if this years clothing line is anything like her last. She'll be showing some gorge pieces. No one is doing structure and silhouettes like she is at the mome.
PS I love her hair...and she always seems to be a fun and devoted mother who enjoys her chirrens company
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why isn't she holding her baby?!! well she carried it around for 9 months let someone else hug it every once in a while, that's no crime,
so after 9 months you put on hooker shoes let the maid feed you and call your self a mom