Ryan Gosling Takes Eva Mendes To His Happiest Place On Earth
Over at UsWeekly, they have pictures of the struttin' Canadian Magic Kingdom we know as Ryan Gosling "canoodling" with Eva Mendes at Disneyland on Saturday night. Ryan and Eva are currently shooting that movie together where he plays a death eater trash version of Draco Malfoy who left the wizard world to work as a house painter by day and a scooter racer by weekend (see above). A source type says that Eva and Ryan have always been friends, but now that she's single and they're working together, their fuck parts are really heating up for each other. And they made that shit perfectly clear at Disneyland.
Yes, Ryan is still hard up on Disneyland the same way your lady nipples are hard up for him. I swear, if Ryan told me he wanted to take me to the happiest place on earth for some churro eatin', I'd be throwing a pissed look as soon as he got off on Katella Blvd. from the 57 freeway. Nothing kills a boner like the sight of Katella Blvd. UsWeekly had this to say about Ryan's latest union:
"They were very playful. Eva was skipping around like a little girl...She would lean into him and she held his arm the entire time."And the sexy twosome did Disneyland right -- riding the Toy Story ride, the California Screamin' rollercoaster, a Little Mermaid adventure and the ferris wheel, snacking on churros, cotton candy and corn on the cob. "She fed him," the onlooker says.
When the hipster maple leaf wants to really make a lady feel special, he takes her to anywhere but Disneyland since he takes all of his tricks there. BlakeLivelyOliviaWildeRachelMcAdamsKikiDunstetc.. They've all held his hand as the Toy Story ride attendant said to him "Why hello there, Mr. Gosling. Right this way to your favorite car. You prefer the yellow cannon, am I correct?"
If Ryan ever asks you out on a date, just ask him for the Fast Pass into his pants so you can bypass all that wooing at Disneyland shit.
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i don't get the disneyland thing. is it sexy to take all these women there and allow them to relive their childhoods? i love me some gosling, but it's a little pedo-worthy...
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Aw, I wanted to believe the rumors that she was going out with Larry David. This blows.
such a staged publicity stunt
"Hipster maple leaf" is about right and plenty egotistical. He always seems to be checking out who is recognizing him and is notorious for only speaking to attractive women at parties - unfamiliar men need not approach (classified, Vancouver, twenty-something, insider knowledge). She looks boring.
You can see the CHEMISTRY between them from these pictures while on set of their new movie: http://bit.ly/nu0xhn
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R. Gosling is baring a striking resemblance to the wood-chipper aficionado from 'Fargo'.
As for all Gosling related posts; no dog, no interest.
I just don't find this douche attractive at all, maybe as a brown bagger in Crazy Sexy Cool or whatever that movie was.
My bf got me Disneyland tickets for my birthday, I will go and will have fun but I think Disney is an awful corporation
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I am almost certain that
most former Mouseketeers
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to Disneyland.
Well seeing as how Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively were recently there, I'll venture a guess and say that Disneyland is the new Mr. Chow/The Ivy/whatever place will best showcase a fauxmance.
Hekki -- OMG, I remember Lloyd the creepy bartender from "The Shining" -- he was great & very creepy!!!
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 12:28pm.
What is it with celebrity couples and Disneyland dates?? I hate big ass crowds, screaming ass kids and rides so a Dland date is out of the equation.
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It is where the Hollywood mind controlled slaves get their re-boot, Ryan G. must be a a good little tin solider for them, bringing all the starlets back for a re-boot. He was after all a Disney child star for years, who was able to be controlled enough to make it as an adult actor. He did his time in the mouse hole in Florida, Mickey Mouse Club with that closet case girl Justin Timberlake., god only knows what these men had to do as young boys in that mouse hole. Scary...
It looks like Eva Mendez is having schizophrenic visions of all of the bitches Gosling has taken out on the same trip she just had. Poor girl should of just stuck with the fictional sex life she had with Will Ferrell in the 'Other Guys'.
I hate Disneyland, and taking someone there on a date is some lame ass shit.
Ziggy, thanks for this: "He will have sweaty palms and clumsily slap his dick at her crotch."
he's ALWAYS all over his costars...poor Rachel McAdams thought she could actually tame the sexy beast
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I bought a year pass to Knott's Berry Farm (which is about 15 min. from Disneyland) right after I visited Disneyland with some cousins visiting for the first time from Mexico (we got in free!) and I now realize just how awesome Disneyland is. I know Disneyland is mostly kiddie rides. But the other parks are kinda boring IMHO. Disneyland has so much to see. There are performers EVERYWHERE singing, dancing or playing, and then the characters are out. The is so much attention to detail that it's just cool to hang out and sit (I used to do that when I had a pass and I'd go a few times a month.)
I've gone to Six Flags and of course Knotts and I find those places to be really boring unless you are on a ride. Im done with Six flags and it seems like a lot of people are too since when I went like 5 years ago, we would hardly see anybody.
Silly me. I read the title and thought he gave her an orgasm.
Those rides are not in Disneyland but California Adventure.
Disneyland is in my near future. My children are BEGGING me to go.
I'd rather cut off both my legs. I can't STAND crowds.
But I WILL suffer throught it for my chirren.
*stocks up on valium and booze*
US Weekly better get their reporting right (hahaha) they were at California Adventure, disneyland's more boring sibling. Pretty appropriate considering...
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
MK wrote:
'They've all held his hand as the Toy Story ride attendant said to him "Why hello there, Mr. Gosling. Right this way to your favorite car. You prefer the yellow cannon, am I correct?" '
Did anyone else picture Lloyd the creepy bartender from "The Shining" when reading that? *shivers*
If some man asked me to go to Disneyland, I'd laugh in his face. That's a passion-killer.
He's so predictable. Boring.
What is it with celebrity couples and Disneyland dates?? I hate big ass crowds, screaming ass kids and rides so a Dland date is out of the equation.
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Submitted by DianaDeath on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 11:59am.
Disneyland is for babies and old people.
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well, ya certainly can't rule out dropping LSD, and enjoying a comforting ride on "It's a Small World", right?... come on?!... there's SOME redeeming qualities to take into consideration!LOL!
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I keep wishing it could be that way.
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Can't she date somebody her own age?
It doesn't surprise me that she fed him; when younger men seek out these older women, they are usually looking for a replacement mother figure.
I wonder if she threw him over her shoulder and burped him too.
I can imagine that the sex they enjoy would be perceived as strange and unfulfilling to an outsider, but it will meet their idiosyncratic needs. He will have sweaty palms and clumsily slap his dick at her crotch. Please don't spend too long picturing his face when penetration is achieved.
She'll be physically unfulfilled, but will nonetheless get off on having this young guy failing. She'll say something like "well done" after he cums, but won't lie when he asks if it was acceptable.
She'll laugh in his face, and then clutch him close like a cat playing with a baby bird.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.
Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.
They're fucking boring & random. *yawns*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 12:02pm.
I just don't see the hot in Ryan. His head is shaped like candy corn
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lolololol - that's so true, esp, in this pic!
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I just don't see the hot in Ryan. His head is shaped like candy corn and his features are meh.
Disneyland is for babies and old people. My vagina just dried up reading this shit.
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Wow, somebody has been working her over with the ugly stick. She was a walking wet dream in 'Training Day'. Now, ick...
@Lucifer_Sam - He was in 'Lars and the Real Girl' which was excellent but he's just another pretty boy hipster with limited talent that Hollywood seesm to push so hard these days.
The Disney thing - Wikipedia says he used to be on one of those stupid Disney kids shows so I guess he gets freebies to Disneyland. Plus, I wouldn't doubt publicists work with Disney to make these 'dates' as media friendly as possible.
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 6:39pm.
"ZOMG I love the peen, I just want to lick on it all day long nom nom nom"
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 11:22am.
Eva is 37 and Ryan is 30.
Only a 7 year difference.
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She just LOOKS 20 years older than him.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Submitted by AGame on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 11:29am.
srsly, if some tool ever asked me on a date to Disneyland, he better be supplying the ludes and acid.
---I have a disneyland story! I didn't meet my mother (in san diego) until I was 36 (me in Australia).
I flew to SoCal for the *re-union*. We went to Disneyland the next day, she got me stoned in the parking lot before we went in :).
Quickly followed by a huge Rocky and Bullwinkle hat.
Maybe he does get a free lifetime pass to Disneyland as a former Mickey mouse member. That's why he takes all his dates there, he's cheap lol.
Submitted by LisaRose on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 11:36am.
Anyone know if former Mickey Mouse Club members get free passes to Disneyland forever?? They SHOULD but just wondering!!
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i don't know, but i'm with ya on this idea!... Annette Funicello should get a pass wherever she wants to go!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Stupid+Stupid = both think they are above being made fun of. Hahaha
(Now excuse me while I learn sign language)
Anyone know if former Mickey Mouse Club members get free passes to Disneyland forever?? They SHOULD but just wondering!!
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ugh I hate his face so much
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Submitted by AGame on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 11:26am.
@Oxygen on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 11:23am.
"Handsome Luke and the Heart Throbs"?
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That's exactly what it looks like!!! Why does this make me think of Cool Hand Luke (with P. Newman ~ MY MAN r.i.p.) and James Dean (another one...r.i.p.) of which Ryan Gooseling has no comparisons.
srsly, if some tool ever asked me on a date to Disneyland, he better be supplying the ludes and acid.
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@Oxygen on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 11:23am.
"Handsome Luke and the Heart Throbs"?
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what's in your taco?: a. chicken b. beef c. fish d. QUEEF
@Oxygen on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 11:23am.
"Handsome Luke and the Heart Throbs"?
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Knowing her, they must've bonded over a mountain of coke. Still have no clue who this guy is; never seen him in anything and I don't give enough of a fuck about him to make the effort.
EVA,YOU BITCH. BACK OFF.
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Submitted by Naughychimp on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 11:11am.
...his face looks like the missing link between Jay Leno and Reese Witherspoon.
Bwhahahahaha! Dead. On.
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Douchechill!
"Heart Throb" Is that what is written on his big wheel???
Dull-couple alert.
*fart*
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Eva is 37 and Ryan is 30.
Only a 7 year difference.
He's just as white bread as Disneyland, meh.
he does nothing for me, even with the muscles, and normally i did muscle guys,