Hot Slut Of The Day!

Catalina Robayo, Miss Colombia and the soon-to-be crowned Miss Pussy Universe!

If the Miss Universe pageant is anything, it’s a showcase of demureness, grace, intelligence and wit, so many don’t even realize that the contestants have lady tits and chocha parts, because they are so focused on the beauties they are on inside. That’s why several of the pageant’s organizers clutched their plastic rosaries while screaming SANTO DIOS when on the front page of some unnamed newspaper was Catalina’s out-in-the-open cat. I guess Miss Colombia’s platform must be promoting free range chochas, because sources tell Fox News that during all of her promotional events for the pageant in Sao Paulo, Brazil, Catalina’s been leaving her chonies at the door. Even the President of the Miss Universe Organization, Paula Shugart, was shocked to see Catalina’s carniceria on the front page of a newspaper:

“There were several girls in short dresses which is was a little concerning, but when I saw the (commando) picture on the front page of one of the local papers and was very, very surprised. Our supervisors talked to all of the contestants about dressing appropriately, and one of our PR people spoke to her (Robayo) and apparently she said she was wearing underwear. But regardless, it created quite a stir here for a few days.”

Yes, because up until this point, Paula Shugart had no idea that the contestants actually had poon lips. She thought that all of the ladies had crotches made of Spandex bikini material (provided by Catalina Brasil Swimwear, the official swimwear sponsor of the Miss Universe Pageant). Oh, fuck me with a please and a pageant wave. It’s just a vagina! The charbroiled douchebag who owns the Miss Universe Pageant has a face like a one, so I don’t see what the problem is.

So because of all of this, I say, Miss Colombia and her most photogenic coochie for the win!