Madge Is Entitled To Like Any Flower She Wants, Thank You Very Much
Madge's hydrangea horror made it all the way to CNN, bumping famine in Somalia and a plane crash in Russia from the top spot, and so her spokeswhore finally squirted out a response. Instead of just letting out a canned response like "She's sorry for hurting her fan's feelings and that hydrangea was donated to a dying child who loves hydrangeas but she's still praying for a hydrangeacaust in the near future...fart...burp...etc...," her rep apologized to the hydrangea.
"She's entitled to like any flower she wants and she didn't want to hurt the feeling of the hydrangeas of the world. No disrespect to the hydrangeas lovers of the world but she prefers different types of flowers."
Hydrangeas already loathe Madge since her face reminds them of the hairless albino woodchucks that decapitate them at the stem, but it was nice of her rep to think of their feelings. It was also nice of her rep to not apologize to the fan who probably spent his last coin on buying that hydrangea for his favorite vampire in the world and is now surviving only on canal water and pigeon nails (true story). But I'm totally missing the point here.
Madge's rep's sarcastic bitchified response to her shady asshole move earned her 1000 extra cunt points, which moves her right under Kunty Karl in my Evil Cunts I Love list.
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Only The Queen of Hate would hate on a flower. She's officially ridiculous to me now.
She could have said "Not my favorite flower but I still appreciate the gesture." Bitchy yes but still in good taste. By being all stupid about it she only confirmed what I've known all along and turned off a lot of fans. Madge should watch her mouth when there are cameras rolling. A lot of celebritards seem to forget where most of their income really comes from.
Maybe the cunt was having a bad day.
Ok.
So. I've been a fan since the start. I'm younger than M, but only by one highschool generation. So here's what. She should just shut the fuck up, bitch. Someone gives you a flower, take it. Smile. Write a bullshit children's book about it. Publish a picture of your twat. Find 14 words that rhyme with "and" and "write a song" .... Because that person, that took time out of their life, for someone who is paid.....far too much to dance like a jester mime clown monkey to entertain people with real lives... should not have to expect to ask that M take her head out of her own punt-ang - and say thank you. I don't care if Madge likes flowers. I care that she is suuuuch a cunt. SUUUUCH a cunt. Someone bitch slap her immediately.
I remember the first time I heard her speak. All I could think was "SHUT THE FUCK UP - I don't want to have to make excuses for liking you." I was 11. Muther fucker....That hasn't changed. I'm all grown up and done making excuses. Truth or dare? here's one: Fuck You.
Ugh. I'm over her - and I'm Queer and all. Kick her 'til she's dead. That's what she'd do. Side note: could you ever ever imagine Lady Gaga doing that to a fan? Never (and she can sing).
Yeah cuz that is what this is about ... whether or not Madonna likes a certain or not. No, spokeswhore ... this little incident just showed ONCE again how self absorbed, thoughtless, and RUDE Palmalive Madge is.
Most amusing thing to have come out of the old crows mouth or her reps mouth in years….
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Someone should give her a dumptruck-sized venus flytrap that eats her. The venus will then barf her plastic ass back up and give an interview to Billy Bush about how he "absolutely loathes" eating vadge. Now THAT would be news.
Boston Bruins-- Stanley Cup Champs 2011
Someone should give her a dumptruck-sized venus flytrap that eats her. The venus will then barf her plastic ass back up and give an interview to Billy Bush about how he "absolutely loathes" eating vadge. Now THAT would be news.
Boston Bruins-- Stanley Cup Champs 2011
Why are people so surprised that this dried up piece of jerk(y) is a royal CUNT? She's been a self-absorbed, egocentric bitch for YEARS. Why does this make CNN's news feed and yet 43 hockey players DIE IN A PLANE CRASH and all we can STILL talk about is how Vadge is a raging CUNT?
Sorry. I have a migraine today and looking at her nasty, surgically sculpted face is making me sicker.
Boston Bruins-- Stanley Cup Champs 2011
I think Madonna is just a very sensitive person. Dealing with crowds of obnoxious, stupid, people makes her anxious.
She must be a terribly unhappy person. How sad to live that everyday and try to hide it with plastic surgery. Her face!
So what? She has a serious case of Nana Face.
Madge has reached the point where she is so enamored of her fame and fortune and perceived importance in the world, that she gives nary a thought to 'the little people' all around her that populate her world, so she no longer bothers editing her own thoughts because really, why should she? Someone gives her a flower that isn't really up to her standards, why should she bother accepting it graciously as a tribute of thanks, WHEN THE FUCKING CRETIN THAT GAVE HER IT SHOULD HAVE KNOWN SHE LOATHES THAT PARTICULAR FLOWER! IF HE WAS A REAL FAN, HE SHOULD HAVE GOOGLED "MADGE'S PERSONAL FAVE FLOWER". Besides, the little people's feelings are unimportant.
Submitted by K2 on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 8:39am.
Can you imagine the eye roll on this bitch when her kids hand her a homemade birthday or mother's day card? She probably scoffs and puts it through the paper shredder while they watch! CUNT.
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LOL, I agree.
Time to run out and buy her brother's Tell All ... can't be ALL lies.
* and why does the publicist not understand that it really isnt about the flower as much as it is about her snarky ungracious attitude while receiving it? THAT attitude gets a pass?
Can you imagine the eye roll on this bitch when her kids hand her a homemade birthday or mother's day card? She probably scoffs and puts it through the paper shredder while they watch! CUNT.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 6:56am.
Oh come on Dlisters, she's everything we LOVE in a cunty McCunty. Madge doesn't just bring her CUNT A GAME she lives it 24/7. That's hard fucking work. YOU try being a CUNT 24/7 it ain't easy I tell ya!
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LOL true dat!
My least favorite flower is the white Easter lily but if someone handed me a bouquet of them, or even just one, it would be the most beautiful flower in the world because it was given out of LOVE.
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Madge you are as shallow as that unlined face of yours that looks like a teacup saucer. Please buy some wrinkles soon before a Japanese automation company snatches your ass up.
I have nothing witty to say.
Her publicist's response sounds like that of a bratty 12-year-old girl, grammatical errors and all.
The Witch and her publicist clearly live in a glass house in the sky with their pet leprechaun. Vadge got away with this sort of rude behavior when she was young and at the top of her game (say, 1988). Now, it just comes across as rude, ungrateful and sad for a women of her age. Hopefully her children have better manners than their mother.
Here's hoping she gets greeted with hydrangeas everywhere shoe goes from now on.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 6:03am.
This ungrateful old skag showed her true colors in an unguarded moment, and it's marvelous that the world got to see it.
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Truth or Dare, anyone? she was extra-cunty in that one. after 25 years, i don't think she's shocking anyone with her true colors of cuntiness. it is well-documented.
I remember reading a biography about her (it was the one either written by Andrew Morton or J Randy Tarraborrelli) that when she was about 5 a little girl in her neighborhood walked up to her and tried to give her the dandelion she was holding. Madonna said her first instinct was to push her and she knocked her to the ground because she said "Dandelions grow rampant like weeds and I like things that are cultivated."
So cunt has been a flower hating douchebag all of her life apparently....
Oh come on Dlisters, she's everything we LOVE in a cunty McCunty. Madge doesn't just bring her CUNT A GAME she lives it 24/7. That's hard fucking work. YOU try being a CUNT 24/7 it ain't easy I tell ya!
Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 09/07/2011 - 8:00pm.
Michael Jackson on Madonna
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Those words gave me a terrible visual.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
What a self righteous, stuck-up, ungrateful cunt.
Yeah you have the right to like or dislike any flower you want but that's not the point. When someone gives you a gift don't act like they should've known your personal preferences beforehand- he tried to do something nice for you you ASSHOLE! The fact that she doesn't respect that and tries to pretend with Kaballah that she's some highly evolved spiritual being nowadays just shows how phony and full of shit this delusional
old crone really is.
I'm a florist (yes) - I love white, pink and purple flowers, no matter what type. But I can also find beauty in any other flower in any other color (and I have to as it's my job). It always baffles me when people are looking for some kind of flower or plant and I suggest this or that flower/plant and they're spitting out how ugly this or that plant or flower is. Maybe a little like my brother who slapped my passiflora before it bloomed and said it was ugly. I sent him pics of the flower and he understood why I love this plant - the people just don't understand that every blossom/plant is special. Damn, I sound boring - sorry for that!
Plus; by 50 one should know how to behave - and a represent should know at any age.
Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 09/07/2011 - 8:00pm.
Michael Jackson on Madonna:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm3imwQqjzQ&NR=1
Her tribute to him on MTV was as real as her accent.
"I get the fainting, the adulation, the notoriety"
"she's jealous because she's a woman"
What kind of fuckery is that?
The pot calling the kettle black.
a word to the wise. choose your heroes carefully.
This ungrateful old skag showed her true colors in an unguarded moment, and it's marvelous that the world got to see it.
If you stop paying so much attention to her, maybe she'll go away. there are plenty of other 80's icons who are much more worthwile.
Helga the Horrible has ALWAYS been a bitch, and methnks an ungracious one at that, so no big news. Amazing how deluded money and fame make people. It's the thought that counts is the overused cliche that is applicable in this situation. If it weren't for fans like the hydrangea-giver raising her up to stardom, she'd be another wannabe skank sucking cock in a back alley in Detroit or NYC.
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First off, let me just say that there was no excuse for M. just smiling, saying thank you, and handing the flower off to her assistant, never to be seen again. And that would have been the end of it. That's basic common courtesy.
But in her defense, being a superstar in the public eye for 25 years, I'm sure over the years, her deluded fans have handed her all kinds of crap.... flowers, gifts, stuffed animals, poems, photos, letters, etc. Some of it is sweet. And some of it is just delusional, creepy and/or crappy. She has had stalkers before, so I'm sure she's wary of anyone coming up to her.
So I could kind of see where she would get tired of people handing her random crap that she doesn't need or want.
Again, there's no excuse for not just being polite and throwing it out later. But I can understand why you might snap once in a while and say something snarky.
And the fact that the guy came up to her later and asked her where the flower was, made him seem creepier and/or out for publicity himself.
It just seems like the whole thing has been overblown. It really can't be huge news to anyone that M. is a b**ch sometimes.
Submitted by dementa on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 3:47am.
...or shove poison ivy down her knickers. :)
I vote somebody come up to her at a filmfest, announce that they have secured a rare and exotic flower that reminds them of her... and give her a rafflesia.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
We hope something very very BAD happens to this evil horny old stinkfish!
Did any of you watch the video, she did thank him and had het mic not been on no one including the fan who gave her the flower would even know what she said.
Madonna has always been a bitch and everyone has said as much about her for the past 25 years. So WTF is everybody acting like this is out of character for her?
It's not the flowers dope! It's your ungracious attitude Vadge. Get a clue!
Oh madge you have my heart
yeah she might hate hydrangeas but if some 20 year old miguel, jesus, carlos, mustaf or habib tied some hydrangeas to their cock, vadge would say "i absolutelllyyyy LOVEEEE hydrangeas" before gobbling the flower and their cocks down like a alligator.
when this bitch dies, ill turn up to her funeral with a bouquet of hydrangeas.
She doesn't just hate them, Shy LOOOOOOOths them! How veddy veddy of this piece of tepid shit!
I love Madge even more now <3
i absoooooluuuuuttteeeellyyy loaaattttheeee this trollop
What's silly is the media attention for disliking a certain flower. She's not even relevant anymore.
I LOVe blue Hydrangeas.
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A withered hydrangea would have been more befitting. Don't mess with Mother Nature, boys and girls!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Trash with too much $. Why does that produce a faux British accent? Did she forget her sex book? Or her countless other crass expressions? But a certain flower she loathes? This is too funny!
FUG HAG
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
No more Evita references, please. That Golden Globe was a gift because she was stiff as a cardboard cut-out in that mostly dreadful movie in which she was merely not as bad as usual.
She is no advertisement for plastic surgery as it appears she has cellulite on the side of her face. Watching her age so quickly, in spite of the most expensive procedures, reinforces my contentment with natural aging processes. Eat well, get some exercise and practice a little humanity every day.
If hydrangeas could talk, what would they say about Vadge? Would they use a fake British accent to drive their point home? Or would their silent, natural beauty say it all?
What a bitch.
Wow. After this, I have a whole new respect for Guy Richie.
Degenerate old whore.