Thursday, September 8th 2011
Birthday Sluts
Jonathan Taylor Thomas (30), seen here with the entire Home Improvement cast on the set of some Entertainment Weekly shoot a month ago! JTT FOUND!
Wiz Khalifa (24)
Pink (32)
Larenz Tate (36)
Kennedy (39)
David Arquette (40)
Brooke Burke (40)
Martin Freeman (40)
Henry Thomas (40)
Neko Case (41)
Kimberly Peirce (44)
Thomas Kretschmann (49)
Aimee Mann (51)
Heather Thomas (54)
Sid Caesar (89)
JTT looks exactly the same as 15 years ago, except with brown hair!
Happy Birthday Sweetas and I wish you many more...funny poster and mom! Has anyone called you milf yet?
OMG I'm so sad to see he turned out like this. I had a massive crush on him as a child. Fucking hell...
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:24pm.
Wasn't Heather Thomas a big 80s sex symbol?
*googling*
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Fk, here we go with the official research and factoid-finding again. The CIA, FBI, KGB, Interpol and Anonymous have N.O.T.H.I.N.G up on DLers. NOTHING. loll ugh.
*was supposed to be out, but can't fking quit and pull the net cable, SHIT*
/pulls cable
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Tiesto - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vj36GQ7NcM
Dre, Eminem - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA770wpLX-Q&feature=rellist&playnext=1&li...
*smears bday cake on everyone and licks it off* Thanks boos!! xoxoxo
Home Improvement one of the worst sitcoms ever. How did cold, humorless patricia Richardson get cast as a sitcom mom? Terrible acting all around on this shitty show.
Feliz cumpleaños Sweetas and Ponchiks!
Happy Birthday to Sweetas and Ponchiks!!
HB to Pink and the immortal legend Sid Caesar!
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"It's all fun and farts until somebody gets punched." -MK
"GREEN MILE MOTHERFUCKERS! JOHN COFFEY HELP US!" --urmomma, 8/24/11
Happy Birthday Pink, Sweetas and MEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Snowy!!!! *tackle* Thanks love! This is my last one though, I swear.
Happy Birthday Sweetassssss my love! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
I never was into JTT, like a deranged little slut I always wanted Tim LOL
I SHARE A BIRFDAY WITH PINK!!! omg, Day. Made. Thanks jacko and LR!! xoxoxoxoxoxo
He's forever 16 it seems!!
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Visit my husband's webcomic DUNGEON HORDES at http://www.drunkduck.com/dungeon_hordes
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Happy birthday to our awesome Sweetas ! ♥ ♥ ♥
(wtf is wrong w the internet lately?! wrong post ugh sorry all)
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Tiesto - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vj36GQ7NcM
Dre, Eminem - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA770wpLX-Q&feature=rellist&playnext=1&li...
JTT used to be so HAWT back in the day. SO HOT! Now, not so much.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
I heard it is also SWEETAS'sszzsss birthday today, too!!! Happy birthday, gorgeous!
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Wasn't Heather Thomas a big 80s sex symbol?
*googling*
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Dark-sided!
Hmm Dlisted got a shout out on TooFab/TMZ...congrats MK! (I guess...at least they credit his hot ass when they take story ideas...unlike "other" sites...)
http://www.toofab.com/2011/09/08/jonathan-taylor-thomas-turns-30-home-im...
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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Mr. Mercury ♥
Omg, he doesn't age!!! He looks exactly the same as when the show ended lol. Cutie
That youngest kid was never destined to leave the awkward stage.
http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/
Happy birthday JTT!!! I went to a taping of Home Improvement many years ago, that's how much of a JTT stalker I WAS. His movies were much better than HI, though IMO
aw I liked Home Improvement! JTT looks exactly the same, though.
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anyone and everyone should want to do Glee."
- Dave Grohl
omg JTT is 30... what is he doing these days? real estate? neurosurgeon? engineer? barista @ broadway and 93rd?
Aimee Mann, Aimee Mann, Aimee Mann.... I have such a girl crush. Just saw her again two weeks ago at the Seattle Zoo. She has to be the coolest chick walking the earth. Happy birthday!
Elliott is 40!?!?
FUCK!
Danm is that hipster doofus the little one?
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
NO, no, no to Home Improvement! Not then and not now.
Wilson is dead.
Why is Al Borland hiding half his face? THAT'S WILSON'S POSE HO!
Where the fuck is Wilson?!
I know why they called Debbe Dunning the Tool Time girl.
Henry Thomas is so cute, even now.....he's aged much better than say, Ethan Hawke.
HB Pink and Sid Caesar
haha Hekki, isn't that the woman from Taxi Marilu whatshername, she is a total attention-seeking famewhore. I am so glad that I don't know her name. Oh maybe that is actually the Tool Time girl and not Marilu whatever?
Submitted by Christie Love on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 8:11am.
Damn, JTT looks like Bonnie Franklin's 11-year-old granddaughter.
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HAhahahahahahahahhahahahaHHHHHAAAAA! Fuck!
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Happy Birthday, Aimee Mann.
http://youtu.be/bNbTC6xLVg0
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"Your ignorance makes me ill and angry. Your savageness...must...end."
Damn, JTT looks like Bonnie Franklin's 11-year-old granddaughter.
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You're under arrest, sugar!
Ha, I used to have a crush on him and Andrew Keegan.
Wiz Khalifa is overrated, IMO.
HB to all, anyway!
HB to Pink, Kennedy, etc.
And yes, Henry Thomas was in Legends of the Fall.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Ugh course it's Pink's bday and now I'm listening to "I don't believe you", "Mean", and "Glitter in the Air"...gonna be a weepy MESS in these offices.
*oggles pics of BBurke...ponders own bewb "upgrade"*
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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>:- (
Mr. Mercury ♥
HB Pink, here's some more underwear with a dickhole for ya.
http://thechive.com/2011/08/30/a-good-one-liner-can-turn-your-day-right-...
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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.
this just blew my mind.
and lol@ the rest are trash.
Is JTT a midget?! O_o
Poor thing... I never had a crush on him, but I know countless girls who did.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 7:07am.
Never liked JTT,I even knew as a kid that he would be a midget with a huge ego
He annoyed me too. He's prolly waiting around for the call that they're making I'll Be Home for Christmas 2... I always felt bad for the little brother on Home Improvement. They tortured him so that he ended up shacking up with a 40 year old woman when he was only like 16 or some shit..
So, will he be coming out next year and then be all over television again? He WAS Simba afterall.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 7:10am.
Suicide Kings is an OUTSTANDING movie
Don't mess with the Walken
Great call!
LOL, something tells me little MK had a crush.
Anyway, I thought for the longest time it was the guy in the navy blue shirt and thought the kid has had it rough, then saw he was to the left. I think.
fucking sid caesar is still alive?!!!
Happy birthday, Brooke Burke!!!! Dear GOD!!! she's smokin hot!!!
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011