Madge Still Loathes Hydrangeas
One week ago, Madge made hydrangeas the happiest flowers alive when she sort of publicly declared she loathed them, and today she released a bitchified video "love letter" to her arch rival (hydrangeas, not aging with dignity) where she gave her best performance since her water bottle blow job scene from Truth or Dare!
Warning: If you're unlike Madge and don't loathe hydrangeas, you should prepare your emotions since several hydrangeas were harmed in the making of this shit.
I know it's not about the stupid flower (and more about the sad fan who probably chewed off the hand that gave Madge that hydrangea and has now developed a new hate for hydrangeas that will lead him to serial hydrangea killing), but at least Hydrangeagate is officially done!
(Thanks to everybody who sent this in)
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Once a nasty bitch, always a nasty bitch.
3..2..1..Gaga has just made another music video.
Hey Madonna, its not about the FLOWER you DUMB CUNT. Its about the fan that took the time out to be nice to you and GIVE you the flower! We don't really give a shit if you like hydrangeas or not, that's irrelevant. Show some respect for the people who try to act nice to you. I'm surprised anyone even bothers anymore since they should know by now what an ASSHOLE you are..
That was some bad acting, even in a silent parody sketch. How do you screw up 46 seconds?
Used to really like her, now she's just a glib cunt.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:49pm.
Women make me sick. There I said it.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:53pm.
Have you tried them cooked?
Submitted by Dgrin on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 9:57pm.
one word..Roula koromila that low!!!
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hahaha
Never has so much attention been derived from a single hydrangea stem.
one word..Roula koromila that low!!!
She better get used to no one giving a fuck.
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Submitted by Dr. Dick on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 3:00pm.
This stupid bitch still doesn't get it. You were fucking rude cunt. No one gives a fuck about the flowers. Go away forever.
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Thank you! This witch/bitch by doing this stupid stuff just shows how little she understands her douchiness.
Nino Rota (who composed The Godfather theme) or Paramount should make a stink out of her using it, probably without permission. Imagine the "Cease and Desist!" if it was her stuff someone else was borrowing.
did she really go through all this trouble to show us she can beat up hydrangeas?
did she really go through all this trouble thinking we'd care?
the younger kids are already saying madonna who?
time's up old hag.
God she is such a miserable CUNT. I hate Magonna (spelling stays). A fan gave her Hydrangeas, but she couldn't be nice about it, she's a miserable cunt. The facejob she got, wasn't it last year, it's already outshaped itself. No talent, never had any never will, you're time was up twenty years ago and you sucked then. Go buy some more fucking kids you fucking pig whore, PS you look like a dirty wash rag. Next time a fan should just hit her in the face with a wet steaming bag of dog diarrhea, shit is to good for her.
As a Madonna fan, I can't defend her lack of tact about receiving the flower (however, it was apparently a reporter who gave her the flower, not a fan... fans would have researched that shit). However, as a stand alone thing, this did make me LOL for a bit.
Besides, part of Madonna's appeal is that she is a bitch and she knows that everyone knows that she is... and doesn't care... much.
And attacking her by claiming she is trying to stay relevant... she has managed to break touring records on a tour promoting a flopped album within the past two years. She still has some relevance.
lol @ "at least Hydrangeagate is officially done!" MK
nope not quite.
First the deluded cunt thought she could act, and now she thinks she has a sense of humour.
I'm calling senile dementia.
*ships Madge off to twilight home with a suitcase full of Depends*
And I still despise old woman who can't accept the fact they are elderly and are still trying to live their fame from 30 years ago. The neck and hands don't lie you old raisin. You should be so lucky to get any kind of flower, I'd bring you a skunk, skank!
I think it was Sandra Bernhard who once said, "Madonna should take a few years off and become a human being".
This troll makes me cringe just from the thought of watching her little video. I look forward to her final demise.
Crankenstein
she's a bore
I guess if you were a Madonna fan, you would think that was cute. But I'm not a Madonna fan. She needs to let it drop. That was almost like rubbing salt in the wound.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I may not live to see it--the undead and all--but it'd be epic to see her funeral cortege buried in hydrangeas.
That wasn't funny.
I wouldn't be surprised if she planned the whole thing from the beginning.
This stupid bitch still doesn't get it. You were fucking rude cunt. No one gives a fuck about the flowers. Go away forever.
She's starting to look like a squirrel with his cheeks full of nuts. Bitch may only drink Kabbalah water, but I bet that dermafiller she keeps injecting into her face is made in a Tijuana back alley.
Hey Madonna, Amanda Lepore called, she wants her face back.
Two things she has never been able to master: acting, and a sense of humour.
Epic. Fail. Again. Madonna.
This has nothing to do with media hyperbole or character assassination or freedom of expression or anything else anyone or Madonna wants to call it. It has to do with someone giving you something and you not having the grace to say thank you and then, once caught being a bitch, not acknowledging the gaffe. All that video shows is that she still can't act.
Giveit2me it's not about the flowers. Its just that she was so rude about it because she couldn't wait 'til the conference was over and she was away from the mics. I just found it to be so childish. THAT'S what I care about. She should apologize to the FAN.
I don't love all types of roses myself but I wouldn't be so rude to anyone if they gave me one.
This is so dumb. Why is she even still talking about this? She needs to sit her old ass down somewhere and find a new hobby.
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Douchechill!
@ NC-Ladee on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 1:48pm.
Oh come on, in this case she is not to blame. CNN and all the other media is to blame. They are the ones that made a big deal out of nothing. She is just taking the piss. She was probably just as surprised by the attention it got as the rest of the world...and that is saying a lot when it comes to Madonna ;)
What a desperate attempt to stay in the media. If she was that serious about 'her craft' then she'd be promoting that mess of a movie instead of making fun of a fan.
It would be perfect if that is the last flower she ever gets from a fan. It is sooo not about the flower Madonna. Get over yourself!
Ha ha that was great!
Submitted by nightowl on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 1:13pm.
No one FUCKING CARES that you hate hydrangeas, Vadge! You should have shut the fuck up to begin with!
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Actually it appears that you do care
Bitch still can't act then?
"Dancing's how I say the things I want to say."
I thought her father raised her very strict? I know she rebelled but you would think that by now she started to have proper manners and would just stfu and not mention anything about hating the gift until she handed it to someone else AFTER the conference.
"here. You can have them."
"oh thanks. Are you sure you don't want to keep them?"
" Yes....I don't really like these flowers. What a sweet gesture, though!"
Why does she feel she HAVE to say something right then and there? It's not like he gave her an inappropriate gift like an anti-Kabbalah thing, or made a sexually suggestive hand gesture that no one but Maddona caught.
Submitted by hoganbcmj on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 12:12pm.
I agree, this has nothing to do with what flowers she loves or hates. It's the fact that she is still such an insecure, pretentious, entitled, holier-than-thou bitch.
After all her success and fame, she still feels the need to make snide, bitchy remarks on camera, towards the kind act of a lowly fan, just in order to reaffirm her superiority. It just reeks of insecurity. Combine this desperate flower-snobbery with the fake English accent and she just continues to come off as trying way too hard.
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EXACTLY. The fake accent, the old hag look on her face, the way she was desperately circling her head for someone to affirm her pretentious insult...she really did come across as vulgar.
I see that she doesn't have anyone around her to point out that she missed the whole point of why people were upset about what happened.
She must be terrifying to live with. I wonder if the local pharmacies can keep Xanax in stock.
Btw, you plastic trick, the world isn't shocked by your dislike of hydrangeas, it's offended by your complete and utter lack of grace & gratitude. You make it worse by this stupid attempt at mocking reactions to your callous and ungrateful display in the face of a genuine act of kindness.
lmfao !!!
she wants us to like her cuz she got busted?
voodooCHILD
She still can't act. What a cunt.
No one FUCKING CARES that you hate hydrangeas, Vadge! You should have shut the fuck up to begin with!
A more self-delusional, self-important, smug bitch never lived. She should be ashamed of herself for thinking that ANYONE would know or care that she doesn't like hydrangeas. Grow some grace or get off my planet, hooker.
Submitted by luscious_t on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 12:39pm.
I'm waiting for Goop Girl to make an official statement - either a pontification on why everybody is entitled to personal opinion or a defense of the hydrangea... she's such a suck up to Madonna that I'm sure it will be the former *eyeroll*
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Not true. Goop-de-Goop is faaaaaar too up BeyBey's vajayjay at the moment to concern herself with The Crypt Keeper anymore.
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And that video is a perfect example of someone who has surrounded herself with ass-kissers and yes men for so long, that she has fooled herself into thinking she's funny.
Funny or Die? I vote die, as in we're fucking done professionally...
Not funny Madge....not funny at all.
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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
~Mitch Hedberg
those flowers were probably the pride and joy of that person's garden. just rude. i guess i won't be sending madge a hand knit waddle warmer anytime soon. she probably hates crafts too.
This just made it worse. This numpty is so clueless. She should be apologizing to the fan instead of making this ridiculous unfunny video. I guess she thought this would go down in video viral history as the funniest thing since the "honey badger"?
And can I just say how unoriginal are roses? Let me guess she also prefers red ones? How cliche.
...and I didn't think that it was possible for anyone to make Gaga's VMA acting bit look good...
She is merely a spoilt, overgrown (barely, since she's only about 5'2"; 5'0" when you factor in the osteoporosis) child.
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"okayyy lets not make a goddess out of Maria Shiver now. It's from her bitch face that she is a cunt." - cuntwhore (2011-08-08)
With all due respect: she can go eat a bag of cunts.