Jude Law's Hairline Found!
Call off the hounds and cancel the order for your Detective La Toya Kit from Amazon, because the search for Jude Law's refugee hairline has finally come to an end. Jude Law's hairline has been on milk cartons everywhere for years now, but it finally turned up on the top of his lip and he worked that furry caterpillar as he left the Donmar Warehouse in London where he's starring in the play Anna Christie. I guess Jude's hairline and the rest of his head's follicles decided they needed some time apart, so it moseyed on down south to spend some ME time alone.
Sometimes, an above-the-lip landing strip makes a dude look like a dirty panty sniffer who has to check in with the local authorities every time he visits a new city, but sometimes it makes a dude look like a non-paid extra in a burglary scene from a 1970s gay porn. Jude falls into the latter category, so it works for me. You should try to ignore the fact that Jude's t-shirt duo looks like something your auntie would wear to the club and focus on the positive. Jude's stache can exfoliate your upper ass area as he tosses ze salad. That's some full service stuff right there.
You know, I'm going to stop making fun of Jude's front head area, because it is very special and doesn't deserve mockery from a bitter old bitch blogger. It can do something the rest of his body can't do: not grow hair.
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Jude would you stop with the eyes? You almost got me pregnant with that one.
I love Jude. I met him 2 years ago in London backstage at Hamlet (and I have pic to prove it). He is hot, gorgeous, sexy and VERY nice in real life. Shook my hand and gave me a little hug. Nice to his fans, at least he was to us that night. You gotta catch him in a good mood.
Let me just say this: I passed Jude Law on the street last year in San Francisco and he is HOT in real life. He was far manlier than I would have expected. He's tall and built and VERY handsome in person. Definitely the kind of guy you'd want to make out with. I have no idea how it's possible that a person can be better looking in person than on film, but I tell you, it's true in this case! I was buzzing for a week. Yow!
That is all.
NEVER understood this guy's popularity. He looks like a blend of white English Trash and Phil Collins ... minus the talent.
LOVES me some Phil Collins so F off haters.
What's with the Cami Secret®?
Fair play, I have a giggle most days thanks to Mr MK but this post made me belly laugh and the tears flow freely with mirth. That Californian sun must be sharpening his wit like a diamond Dremmel. Just brilliant. I think he should present the Emmys, The Oscars, The Brits, and everything else. He makes that gunt-faced Perez look like that loser bitch in school that everyone made fun of and wiped their snot on but she was still a bitch so we didn't ever get a conscience about it in later life.
"Geesh what happened to this guy??? He used to be just the right mix of sizzling hot and beautiful... oh well just proves that money can't buy youth either :-p"
He's starting to look better .... more manly
I prefer to remember Jude as he looked in "The Talented Mr. Ripley."
*sighhhhh*
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anyone and everyone should want to do Glee."
- Dave Grohl
Jude, you are seriously channeling Captain Quint. Here's to swimmin' with bowlegg-ed women!
..or c) you are wearing your mom's
Geesh what happened to this guy??? He used to be just the right mix of sizzling hot and beautiful... oh well just proves that money can't buy youth either :-p
And by the by, if you have to wear a cami under your man extra deep v-neck, it's either a) to cold or b) bad taste :o(
What's with his extensive collection of deep V t-shirts? Dude, if you need to wear an undershirt with it, it's too low! It looks like he shaves his biceps, too.
He's still gorgeous. Always will be.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
I still would.
um, only chicks wear camis under their v-neck shirts to cover up cleavage at work or church. O_o
These people are actors they are not gods. The smoke and drink and piss and sh*t and clean their teeth just like us mortals. He has gotten older. His young pretty years were caught on camera.
I'm not sure what that look is... metrosexual dockworker?
He looks like Danny Bonaduce.
No, really, who in the fuck is that, because that "ain't" Jude Law! Some wanna be Frenchman hillbilly, but not Law! I refuse to believe it!
He looks ill--
And not in a good way :^(
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 1:11pm.
Submitted by guest on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 1:08pm.
Ummmm no. *squawks louder* lolz.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:51pm.
CANNOT wait for Sherlock2.
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Me too! *Loved* the first one.
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Submitted by guest on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 1:08pm.
SQUAWK! SQUAWK!
Excuse me. I said stop squawking. REPORTED.
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Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:19pm.
You name should be El Retardo.
SQUAWK! SQUAWK!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
No idea why there would be such a thing, but he looks like a wannabe hipster. Faux hipster, if you will. And at his age? *Really.* He looks like he's on his way to a byo PBR party at some large but trashy loft in a part of town that's so uncool it's cool. So... I guess my theory is that he's banging a 19 year old hipster chick.
God, he is foul.
Jude is as skeevy as they come but I prefer him with the 'stache.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Submitted by louise_brooks: "...There is something so completely skeevy about him. Like he couldn't talk to you without touching you in a semi-intrusive sort of way (rubbing the inside of your knee or stroking the back of your arm) and turns everything into a double entendre."
YES.
CANNOT wait for Sherlock2.
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Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:19pm.
You name should be El Retardo.
Stop squawking. Hes filming Anna Karenina NOT 70s porn.
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Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:19pm.
You name should be El Retardo.
Ugh. I had such a crush on Jude back in the day.
Now it's like all of the hair on his head migrated to his arms and chest.
I tend to think he's straight. There were rumours a million years ago about him fiddling with Ewan McGregor, but... maybe he just fucks anything that walks.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
I didn't know they made cami's for men.
That look is so 70's pron star GHEY!
I don't think he's gay...gays don't knock up aspiring myspace models or whatever. He's just really trendy and douchey.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:31pm.
He looks like a perverted uncle.
He always has reminded me of a pervy uncle. There is something so completely skeevy about him. Like he couldn't talk to you without touching you in a semi-intrusive sort of way (rubbing the inside of your knee or stroking the back of your arm) and turns everything into a double entendre.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:25pm.
That settles it. He's GAY.
I don't know a single straight guy that would leave the house looking like that.
The tight gay shirt with the camisole under it. The shoulder bag, the knit cap, the flavor-saver 'stache... like a three-dollar bill, I tell ya.
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Um, I think his history of banging the help and having threesomes with his wife and Kate Moss speak pretty clearly to his heterosexuality
NasT.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Aw Jude! :( I've seen this look before...
http://www.yeticoolers.com/wp-content/uploads/jaws1.jpg
http://dlisted.com/node/43407/images/wenn3510182.jpg
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
what HAPPENED to him? he used to be beautiful.
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But he's been pretty much yellow, and I've been kind of blue
But all I can see is red, red red red red now
What am I gonna do?
YCM: How you gonna do your husband like that!??!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Kevin Kline looks awful these days.
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"okayyy lets not make a goddess out of Maria Shiver now. It's from her bitch face that she is a cunt." - cuntwhore (2011-08-08)
Earl Hickey called; he wants his look back.
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You must forgive my curiosity, madam, and open your knees.
Is he playing Sean Penn?
Please tell me that`s for a movie role where he plays Terry Richardson. He looks like a perverted uncle.
"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
WTF with the man-cami?
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:25pm.
That settles it. He's GAY.
I don't know a single straight guy that would leave the house looking like that.
The tight gay shirt with the camisole under it. The shoulder bag, the knit cap, the flavor-saver 'stache... like a three-dollar bill, I tell ya.
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LMAO
For what is worth I do not know ANY "gay" guys who would be caught dead in that outfit either...not even to do chores around the house.
"So if u don't like 'the difficult brown'.. Don't apply" - Sinead O'Connor
Well, at least that nanny won't have to worry about him sleeping with the nanny.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Where did the hot go?
He's balding on his upper arms too, I know Hekki, WTH happened!?!?!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
it doesn't look like Jude AT ALL...what in hell happened? is he in disguise for a role?
If you told me that was a photo of some random 70s porn has-been I would believe you.
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"So if u don't like 'the difficult brown'.. Don't apply" - Sinead O'Connor