Hot Slut Of The Day!
The ginger baby seal whose bitch of a racist family turned their asses on him and made him the loneliest seal in the world. Every time you stare into his crystal blue eyes and the unfamiliar feeling of tears coming down your cheeks hits you, a flock of birds fly over him to chirp out this song:
The Daily Mail (of course) brings us the sad tale from Russia's Tyuleniy Island of photographer Anatoly Strakhov who came across a ginger ball of adorableness that's half blind and full lonely, because his awful bastard of an evil cunt mother abandoned him because he's not black like all her other pups. COLORIST SKANK! That beautiful gingerness came out of her seal pussy and this is how she treats him? Jesus be a seagull that drops a can of red paint on her anti-ginger ass.
Anatoly says that the ginge seal kept waiting for his mom to come feed him and hid away from all the black pups. Anatoly called for help, because he was afraid that ginger seal wouldn't be able to catch his own food since he's half blind. Someone from a local dolphinarium picked ginger seal up and will care for him so he doesn't become an adorable carcass on the beach that his bastard bitch mom would probably wear as a summer time cape (SHE SO WOULD!).
I mean, what kind of heartless creature would turn away from a baby who looks like the innocent product of what happened when Prince Hot Ginge got a little too boozed in Antarctica one night and had a beautiful moment with a sexy seal lady? Yes, bestiality is wrong (I'm looking at you, Brenda Song!), but PHG and a lady seal making a baby that looks like as adorable as ginger seal is not. I'm lactating seal leche just from looking at his sweet face.
And if your internet went out last night, that's because every single ho at Pixar hogged it up while rushing to make a feature film version of this. Poor ginger seal. First, he gets abandoned by his mom, and now he'll become a CGI character voiced by Justin Bieber.
I would say that it's a shame that Ginger Seal will probably never stop making a Fuck My Life face, but even his Fuck My Life face is adorable.
(Thanks to everybody who sent this in!)
Yes, my agency and I now represent the gingerbread seal. We are entertaining offers from all facets of media and are interested in a making a seal stole to be on the catwalks next season.
That's a cute fucking seal. Bitch has no taste.
So cute. So darn cute.
Stories of woe about animals always melt my little black heart but this one has touched me; I think it's those photos and the way it was described.
Whilst I understand mamma seal and nature made her abandon him, doesn't make her any less of a bitch..lol.
Call it divine intervention or what you will, it's awesome that photographer came by ginger seal to rescue him.
I hope the little guy has a long and happy life!!
Little cutie. I am glad a friendly human was able to help it avoid natural selection.
This made me cry,too. He is too cute...I would cuddle the sadness away with that precious little guy.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
He is fucking adorable and he can live in my bath tub and eat cans of tuna for life if he likes……..
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Aww, I saw this on the yahoo news feed. Poor little thing. I have to say though, his eyes are cocked like a pistol, and it looks like Lindsay got ahold of him before he was rescued.. So cute though.
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
Awww, the poor thing. Loved the song, MK. LOL
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Wait, when you guys say you're crying, are you really crying or just typing it for internet effect?
Because I just got a serious case of the "awwwws" but didn't even feel a little bummed. Is there something wrong with me?
I was seriously crying and just saw this on ABC News and burst out in tears again. Maybe a bit hormonal but there's just something about that sweet face that is moving me to tears
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Submitted by buckeyemama on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 5 : 03 pm.
Wait, when you guys say you're crying, are you really crying or just typing it for internet effect?
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I can't speak for the others buckeyemama, but I was serious when I said I was crying. *still sniffling when I think about him or see that sweet face* I wasn't to the point of sobbing, but tears ran down my cheeks while I was reading and looking at his pictures.
But, I am just a real puss when it comes to animals and babies. Especially if it concerns abuse.
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"Just because Kim's face was knighted with a big black sword golden shower arch doesn't mean she's royalty!" - MK. I <3 U !
Saw this in the paper this morning and cried.
Fucking black seals. They're all just a bunch of otters.
This story gave me a case of the tears! This seal is too precious! I hope it's taken good care of!
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I basically, like, literally wished that I had been here to conversate about this story, no pun ontended. Irregardless, I technically was reading all
OMG he is sooo cute...but can you imagine how he smells...
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Saddest little thing that I've ever seen and totally lovable. Glad he/she is being cared for.
I hope they're only feeding him the finest salmon, or whatever it is that seals eat. Also I hope he is sitting on a gilded throne of ice.
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Precious. I want him.
That must be the most adorable creature on earth.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Awwww, poor little ginger tike. I'll keep him.
Fuckin' racist seals!
Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 8:38am.
I just can't get over how cute he is.
Fuck them bitches baby, you'll have a better life than them. They'll get eaten by fucking sharks.
Screw them.
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This made laugh manically.
The last thumb gave me the sads. AWEEEEE!
It's like the ugly duckling story.
*sniff sniff*
I'll take care of that gorgeous baby seal.
uuuugh that last picture of him looking out to the ocean at the other seals is the SADDEST...waaaah!
I'm crying too and wish I had the funds to fly there right now and make sure he's being adored and spoiled.
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. "
Oscar Wilde
Submitted by vidz on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:49am.
Wait, when you guys say you're crying, are you really crying or just typing it for internet effect?
Because I just got a serious case of the "awwwws" but didn't even feel a little bummed. Is there something wrong with me?
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Actually crying...and nothing wrong with you. I am just hormonal. (:
That post should with the Pulitzer Prize for blog writing.
He is the most adorable baby I've seen in a long time. Bless his little heart.
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He has Stain's eyes.
Wait, when you guys say you're crying, are you really crying or just typing it for internet effect?
Because I just got a serious case of the "awwwws" but didn't even feel a little bummed. Is there something wrong with me?
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Either I'm suffering from serious PMS or the overwhelming effects of The Toronto International Film Festival, but this little guy just busted my heart into millions! Bawling! I hope he prevails -- keep us posted Mr.MK
I think I'm actually going to cry. The last time I cried was ... well, never. Must write this down. I'm thinking this little guy/gal is going to reach star status much like Knut (god rest his soul ...).
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As useless as a saggy pair of tits
Well, I do remember that the orphaned sea otter pups rescued by the Monterey Bay Aquarium are raised by surrogate otter moms. So ginger seal will get the love he deserves, I would think...
OMG I am blubbering like a baby. That is the most precious thing I have ever seen. So glad it's just me and my ginger doggie at home right now.
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Omg....I am such a sap for things like this. =( poor little baby! :' /
Sitting here crying as I type, tears dripping on my phone. :: goes and hugs doggies :: (don't have seals to cuddle :( ).
But he's in good hands now, and shouldn't be bullied, forgotten, or ignored anymore. {o:
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 9:49am.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 8:43am.
The cold, sad truth is mom was doing the right thing in seal world: born like that, he wouldn't survive and shouldn't pass his genes on.
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Well mommy's plan backfired because he is gonna get mad laid now. With all the publicity he's gonna have hos in every area code :P
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Rusty, true dat, but painful for human mothers to process.
And yeah, is there a single Kardashian left for a sex tape with this waddling bundle of hotness???
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You must forgive my curiosity, madam, and open your knees.
Sad shit like this happens more than we would like to, I'm happy this one has a chance to live a somewhat fulfilling life. That face just melts my heart.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
Did it ever occur to you people that the mother possibly "abandoned" him because he's blind and therefore is incapable of following her? She had no choice but to go on without him!!!
I can't deal with the Daily Mail site's readers. They don't care if you say something bad about LiLo, Pippa Middleton or Paltrow, but just about anyone else they will attack you.
They pretty much hero worship certain celebs. Maybe I'm so used to D-Listed but I don't get it. Kirstie Alley, "she's SO beautiful and looks great for her age and lost so much weight!" They censor my comments half the time if I say something snarky and it doesn't even get posted.
ohmygoodness, looking at that photo while listening to that song....made my day. my week. my life. priceless.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 9:49am.
haaaaaa
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 8:43am.
The cold, sad truth is mom was doing the right thing in seal world: born like that, he wouldn't survive and shouldn't pass his genes on.
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Well mommy's plan backfired because he is gonna get mad laid now. With all the publicity he's gonna have hos in every area code :P
Oh my GAWD! The cuteness!
And then the sadness! And then the cuteness! Overwhelmed by the sadness! Cute! Sad! Cute! Sad!
That bitch whore mom has some shark teeth with her name on them! And I hope Ginger Seal gets so spoiled for all his (long) life. A never-ending all you can eat sushi buffet.
Ohhh....poor baby! Look at him all scared and sad. :(
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He is the CUTEST little thing! I guess animals abandon their young if they think something is wrong with them but this story just breaks my heart :(
I'm so glad that man rescued him, hope he gets cared for and taken care of for the rest of his little life..
How freaking adorable! That bitch mother!!!!
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Submitted by Few Words on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 9:07am.
get harpooned bitch.
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Dear sweet jeezus. That is one of the cutest things I've ever seen.
His mom is the Joan Crawford of seals.
I want one...at my local zoo/aquarium. That is the cutest animal.
There is nothing sadder than an abandoned baby anything. Nature, how could you, you cruel bitch. :(