Fight! Fight!: Jonah Hill vs. Matthew Morrison
Everybody who is making an #itgetsbetter video for bullied gay teens need to immediately rewrite their script and speak directly to recently de-chunked Jonah Hill, because he needs our sympathies and support during this very difficult time. You see, Jonah Hill told Jimmy Fallon that Matthew Morrison from Glee was a meanie mean meanster to him TWICE! This shit is barely worth repeating, but it's Friday, it's slow, outside my window looks like cold ass mist and if you reenact Jonah's story in your head using two dehydrated curly-haired twats on a playschool playground it might make this sort of entertaining.
This is what Jonah had to say about the worst bullying experience of HIS LIFE!!!!!!!!!!
"This publicity woman is giving us these instructions and no one is paying attention. And Zooey (Deschanel) starts talking to me. And I'm, like, whatever I don't want to get in trouble or anything like that. And she keeps talking to me, and the woman goes, 'Jonah, please be quiet while I'm talking.' This guy (Matthew Morrison) piggybacks this woman calling me out. I've never met this guy before in my entire life. He goes, 'Yeah Jonah, can't you stop talking for one second?' And everyone laughed at me! I wasn't even talking to anybody!So, I've already got in my head that I don't like this guy. I'm sure he's a good human being but you don't throw a dude under the bus that's just sitting there being quiet... He bullied me. He's a big timer on Fox, I've got stars in my eyes and he's been to the dance before, I'm just some movie guy trying to make it in that world.
Cut to a couple weeks later... and I see this guy, Matthew Morrison, and he's talking to one of the Gossip Girl guys, Chace Crawford... I go, 'They don't see me, I'm gonna get some scoop, I'm gonna call this dude out, I'm gonna like bust up his conversation.' And I wander up behind these two guys and I'm eavesdropping and I can't really hear what's going on and then I hear, 'Something, something, something... Jonah Hill.' And then they both start laughing! And so I'm the punchline in this guy's joke? He doesn't even know I'm at this party. What is his deal?"
And then Jonah cried into his publicist's lap who consoled him by softly blowing air at his neck while holding a box of happy juice (aka Juicy Juice in berry flavor) up to his whine hole. I swear, the surgeon must've accidentally cut off Jonah's thick skin along with his loose skin. This is nothing. Matthew is obviously just jealous, because he thinks there can only be one bitch at the network who looks like a Banana Republic sales associate. You'd think Jonah and Matthew would bond over their shared love of blue shirts and safari pants.
via Holy Moly
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Dude is hypersensitive. Stop whining and, for the LOVE, stop the fucking name-dropping.
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Devil's advocate.
I am not a fan of Zoe because she purposely spells her name Zooey? Rhymes with goop-y. That pretentious indie fuck..
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Submitted by howlingforever on Fri, 09/23/2011 - 1:07pm.
He wasn't whining. I love all the comments from people who did not see the interview. This was on Jimmy Fallon, do you really think it was serious. The story was true, but Jonah was completely joking around, and was hilarious. It was a great interview. Everybody taking it seriously is so stupid.
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Looks like we're the only two who actually saw the interview, lol. I thought it was pretty hysterical and he was clearly joking around trying to pick a pretend fight with Matthew Morrison.
http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/jonah-hill-part-1-9-21-11/...
Come on man, that's juvenile bullshit. Living well is the best revenge, they say...just get yourself more starring roles and act the hell out of them. Moneyball is a good start.
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ThIs story sounds very made-up !! Why would Chace Crawford care about Jonah Hill ??
Morrison is an uber-douche who has a face only the bottom of a boot could love.
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Jonah Hill is not a good-looking person thin or fat, but thin is healthier. MM seems like a dick and the kind of asshole who would torment other people.
In other news, I just painted my master bath the exact shade of Jonah's shirt!
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You must forgive my curiosity, madam, and open your knees.
I like Jonah Hill. I find that most people associated with Glee are major league cunts from the directors to the producers to the actors. It's not even that great of a show. They throw some shitty plots together to have an excuse to put these actors on tv to sing. That's it. I can't even watch five minutes of it.
Enjoyed "Glee" for the 1st 2 seasons but MM is sooo smarmy it hurts. Hhe thinks he's off the chain. Pffft.
Truly seems like the whole cast of Glee are real mean girls. WTF.
I am not a huge fan of Jonah and he does act kinda spoiled at times, but you know those mean girls of Glee. C'mon. Plus, as others have pointed out he was just telling a story. I also think that Jonah is actually rocking that shirt. I like it.
The one on the right is a VERY attactive looking homosexual gentleman!
Are there nude photos of this person?
If they ever made a live action version of Family Guy, Jonah could play Quagmire with those cheeks and that chin.
Not into Glee either but he really needs to put on his big boy panties and realize sometimes people.aren't.going.to.like.you and shrug it off. That's not just Hollywood, that's life.
I bet if anything MM is LOVING this publicity.
I don't know who this Jonah person is but I must admit I quite like the fact that he's talking so openly - like he's just chatting to his mates. I like little titbits like this - it aids me in my judgements of people I do not know.
Waah. Even if Jonah was joking, he probably wasn't "joking." He's probably one of those guy's who's going to be insecure his whole life and is going to do a very poor job of trying to hide it. I mean, who's the bigger douche here, really--MM could have been joking the first time around, and then before Jonah even hears what he's saying during the second encounter, he plans ahead to fuck with him. Then MM gets his goat, wah wah. Dude probably saw him--seriously how likely is it that he's going to be worth mentioning otherwise?
I don't even like Matthew Morrison. He's got a weird mouth and he probably *is* a dick. He's like a bad Justin Timberlake knock-off, and he makes me uncomfortable
Speaking of which, the real issue here is: WHERE is Matthew Morrison's junk in those pants?
i think my ADD got in the way of actually taking in any of that tragic tale but...what was the problem? seems like making a big deal out of a pile of nothing.
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Poor old Jonah, he shed the chunk but not the insecurities. :(
Morrison has a reputation for being a dick. I'm surprised Hill hadn't heard this already. But hah to him for sticking it to "the big timer on Fox." Broadway don't mean jack in Hollywood, Matthew, unless you're in Wicked.
oops double post
Submitted by Callie on Fri, 09/23/2011 - 6:56pm.
Jonah Hill was on a talk show (Conan?) talking about how he was at a club in Miami talking up some chick and she left him to be with O.J. Simpson when he walked by. It was pretty funny how he said she'd rather be with someone who might kill her than a fat guy.
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I think Jonah Hill is funny. That's a funny story, anyway.
God, no one is ever good enough for some of you assholes. He was too fat for you before and now he has too much loose skin? Just because he's not some pretentious Aryan puppet, like Alexander Skarsgård, doesn't mean he's bad people
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Goldshift, where did I say he was "too fat" before? I liked and admired JH's obesity--it made him stand out from the starving Hollywood crowd and brought a little roly-poly something "extra" to the table.
Jonah Hill was on a talk show (Conan?) talking about how he was at a club in Miami talking up some chick and she left him to be with O.J. Simpson when he walked by. It was pretty funny how he said she'd rather be with someone who might kill her than a fat guy.
Team Jonah. Glee blows.
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Oh please. Fuck Matthew Morrison, he is Lea Michele in gay mans clothing, yet somehow more annoying. I totally believe he is a jealous, fatty hating fuck.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
They both seem like cunts.
Matthew Morrison is the kind of cunt who's like a Justin Timberlake knockoff that took theater to fuck chicks and be the only straight guy (as if there aren't ample enough opportunities for straight men in this world).
Jonah Hill is like the class clown kind of cunt who probably was talking but wouldn't own up to it. He's also the kind of cunt who's father and brother are band managers and who happens to be friends with Dustin Hoffman's children which is why he's successful now.
Apparently It didn't occur to anybody that Matthew Morrison was mocking the pushy publicist and not Jonah.
...and it could be that Jonah was teasing the audience telling the story where Matthew and Chace were laughing at him...
I understand why Jonah was upset Chase is a good looking guy with a nice body. The sound of Chase laughing had to send Jonah right back to being the fat kid in high school. And as for Matt?! He's like the old QB that graduated 4 years ago but still comes to high school parties.
Jonah ur not in High School anymore... Stop letting the popular kids get to you.
Jonah is getting porky.
I have no doubt the Glee guy is an epic douche but Jonah needs to develop a much thicker skin.
This guy is seriously coming across as a pussy here. The guy was fuckin with him knowing he wasn't doing anything and he whines about it like a little bitch. He should call him mommy and have her tell the other guy not to be so mean to her baby!
How can anyone with egg shell feelings make it in Hollywood?
Common sense is so rare now, it's a goddam superpower.
@ritzy roxie
IS THAT YOU TINA!?!
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Oh wow haven't seen a Holy Moly link in a long time. I thought they shut that site down.
If I were Jonah I would have said dude you're on tv (and Fox no less), you're career isn't going anywhere. Movies always trumps tv (unless you're Steve Buscemi or something than it doesn't count).
Team Jonah. Next.
Both of these guys look like they could be real asswipes.
Even though this story is from Jonah's point of view he still comes across as the bigger douche. So Matthew thought he was the one talking while somebody was giving the group instructions and echoed a request to STFU. And then he has the gall to cry offense that somebody else said his name when he was planning on ruining his coversation...what a petulant little bitch
MM seems like a jerkoff. However, did it ever occur to JH that MM was just having a bit of fun w/ him? As in, he saw that JH wasn't the one doing the talking and decided to jokingly call him out? Maybe he saw JH walk in and hold court behind him so told his buds to mention his name? I don't know if MM has a sense of humor but if he does, sounds plausible.
i can imagine that that the bulling experience was bad for him. and bulling is definitely a problem. especially in middle school and high school. what i really want is for school aged kids to understand there is a really, really, vast age for them out there beyond middle school and high school. actually, what i want to do is beat their faces to a pulp and pound their heads into the ground. those years may seem like forever, but you have all through your twenties, thirities, fourties, fivetives, sixities, seventies, etc. well into old age. those middle school and high school years are just a flea flick, compared with the rest.
you have plenty of time to be yourself. just suffer through the cruelness, and then you can be on your own. i never understood, idintified with or understood bullies. its like, why would you want to hurt someone else feelings? makes not sense. if you are happy and strick out on your own and meet good, responsible, clean people, you will find security and happiness.
i have a small beach house in clearwater and went to a dinner at a chicks house last night in downtown tampa. this chick had a 4 thousand square foot condo that had an 180 degree looking over downtown tampa with with a linae. it was to die for. im meddling around in my little house on clearwater beach that is old as shit and see her place and is like oh my god. she is polish and barley speaks a word of english but is the head cariology nurse at tampa general.
UGH! That's what I'm saying! He probably looks like a Char-pea now and I'm sure with that fat went most of the funny. His face looks weird. His pictures seriously freak me out & I totally would have let "Superbad" Jonah go down on me for like 6 or 7 hours. I would totally go out like that!
Submitted by Pamela on Fri, 09/23/2011 - 2:31pm.
First I'm not digging a skinny Jonah Hill, Id a fucked him while he was fat but now not so much.
Second MM just seems like that douchey type of guy who would be saying shit.
First I'm not digging a skinny Jonah Hill, Id a fucked him while he was fat but now not so much.
Second MM just seems like that douchey type of guy who would be saying shit.
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by Puppy Love on Fri, 09/23/2011 - 1:03pm.
MM seems like he'd be as big a cunt as Lea Michelle but Jonah needs to get over it. I think in JH's mind he's still that fat kid on the 40-Year-Old Virgin who wanted to buy those snazzy boots and something like this just brings him right back there.
Oh, and I still wouldn't want to see JH naked--he looks like he has nasty, loose, post-surgery fat under that shirt.
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God, no one is ever good enough for some of you assholes. He was too fat for you before and now he has too much loose skin? Just because he's not some pretentious Aryan puppet, like Alexander Skarsgård, doesn't mean he's bad people.
I can't stand any of those assholes from Glee. Do people still watch that shitty show? Obviously Jonah Hill was joking, but I love how at the same time he's totally calling Matthew Morrison out as a douche. I can't wait until Glee is canceled in a year and this guy (along with Lea Michelle *VOM!*) can't get a gig in Hollywood.
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Oh, I've got this butthurt bitch's number. He's the type who can dish it out, but if he gets a buddy punch on the arm, he rolls up in a ball on the floor, clutching himself in pain, calling for an ambulance, 911 and the Cochran firm on speed dial.
When did Jared the Subway guy get contacts?
Jonah's hilarious, if you don't believe it, watch the trailer for "The Sitter". Specifically his (scripted) interview with the child stars that plays before the trailer starts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKalT8Y_Ib0
there are worse things than being "bullied" by a man who makes a living by breaking into random song on a teen show.
LMAO@ VIDZ, mastectomy!!!
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Maybe this is fucked up of me, but formerly-fat people look super weird to me when they get thin. I still don't like to look at Al Roker for that reason.
Jonah Hill...I get a really weird, odd vibe from him. He was on Conan last night, and when asked about how he lost so much weight he answered "Uh, I went to sleep, woke up, and looked like this?"...yea, keep shrugging that surgery off you lamer than lame, LAME! ...Shit, if I had gastric bypass surgery I would declare that shit loud and proud! There's nothing wrong with it. pfft!
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I don't see a bulge on either one of these pussies. They need to get a mastectomy and grow a pair. Useless!
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I will give you twenty-four hours to deliver that witch to me or I will personally eat, fuck and kill all three of you.
@ Deb,
save a picture to your desktop, then go to the blue button on the right called "my profile". Once there, click "edit", mid-page there is a spot called "my picture", upload it from there. Good luck!
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l don't really give a shit but That matthew morrison is really annoying. his "acting" it's pathetic. He could be the worst working actor right along penn Badgley