I Am Catwoman, Hear Me Yawn
Looking like any random sorority girl going to a Halloween party in a DIY Catwoman costume she made in 10 minutes using a cat ear headband from Claire's, a Zorro mask from Ricky's, her auntie's old Wilson's Leather jumpsuit and pleather boots she bought at DSW, Anne Hathaway made the alley pussies purr out a "meh" when she hit the set of The Dark Knight Rises with Christian Bale and Gary Oldman in Downtown L.A. yesterday. If you've got a cat in heat that is keeping you up with her midnight calls for pussy dick, don't reach for the Q-tip, just show her these pictures instead. Bitch's pussy will go from hot to cold in zero seconds. This is the opposite of cat scratch fever.
We've only seen pictures of Anne in Selina Kyle drag, so I know it's unfair of me to say that her Catwoman will be about as sexy as the sight of my dog nibbling on a litter box cat cookie (Note to scat-loving zoophiles: that comment does not apply to you), but have I ever been fair? I mean, if this bitch came at you in a dark alley, the first thing you'd say would be: "Why is Batgirl meowing?"
I know Christopher Nolan is going for a Julie Newmar look, but I've always been told that when you want a Julie Newmar look, you should just get Julie Fucking Newmar herself. Even Batman can't take this sad mess seriously.
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I think she is write she is look like a cat woman. She is really very popular and impressive personality and people should watch her in her show. I must say that she is so intelligent in her work. Every person should join her on your web site.
Ick.
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She could be surprisingly brilliant or she could be a complete disaster. Either way, that's some good entertainment. I'm watching.
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"Bitch, you've had too much Paltrow in your life." - MK
Many people weren't fans of Heath Ledger as the Joker either at first and he blew them out of the water.
I'm excited to give Anne a chance. I don't really like any of her other movies but she beat out a lot of other actresses for this role (Natalie Portman, Rachel Weisz, Blake Lively, Keira Knightley) so they must see something in her. Can't be worse than Halle Berry. The costume sucks but that's also an upgrade from Halle's catwoman, too.
I do think Famke would probably be the sexiest catwoman, though!
"Michelle Pfieffer was a mousy wallflower in most of her movie roles before she got the role of Catwoman."
She was bright, something illuminating about her
Catwoman was stereotypical cliché
"This may be going out on a limb, but I think Michelle P. ruined the role of Catwoman for every actress to attempt to play her after Michelle. She WAS Catwoman, ie. crazy, sexy, cool. BUT, we shall see..."
No, Julie Newmar was Catwoman
Michelle did not live up to her standard (and the costume/film etc was kitsch, too)
The scenery already looks like a - shit - computergame and, well, we won't comment on the choice of Catwoman.
It's been subpar kitsch since AFTER Julie Newmar, sorry.
Michelle Pfeiffer was ROBBED of an Oscar nomination for her portrayal of Selina Kyle, but I am hoping Anne Hathaway proves everyone wrong with her portrayal, because she is always getting counted out and although I don't think she is the right fit for Catwoman, I can never deny her talent, so I am anxious to see what she does with it, and I wish her success.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 09/25/2011 - 6:13pm.
Did you see Rachel Getting Married? She was a drug addicted ASSHOLE in that movie. She was great.
In Brokeback Mountain she was no innocent either.
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PSL, that "Rachel..." movie fking rocked. She owned that part. As for BBM, Loved everyone in that film. She's got range. The sexy part can't be acted though. Hope she summons up the 'dirty and raw' for this catwoman part.
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This may be going out on a limb, but I think Michelle P. ruined the role of Catwoman for every actress to attempt to play her after Michelle. She WAS Catwoman, ie. crazy, sexy, cool. BUT, we shall see...
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Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 8:35am.
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One can imagine the onscreen chemistry there would be between Christian Bale and either Rachel or Charlize.
Or they should of said FUCK IT and have James Franco play Batman, then it would be like the Oscars all over again.
P.S I L.O.V.E Christian Bale,sure hes an ass but...oh well.
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I think you mean they should have cast Franco as Catwoman. HAWT.
Ugh this is worse looking than I even predicted and I had some mighty low expectations. To be honest I like Hathaway but Catwoman is supposed to be sensual goddamnit! This is about as arousing as a church brunch.
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Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 8:35am.
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One can imagine the onscreen chemistry there would be between Christian Bale and either Rachel or Charlize.
Or they should of said FUCK IT and have James Franco play Batman, then it would be like the Oscars all over again.
P.S I L.O.V.E Christian Bale,sure hes an ass but...oh well.
did anyone ask sean young if she wanted the catwoman gig? you know she's still dying to it...
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Roseanne Barr
Rachel Weizs or Charlize Theron would of made good catwomen.
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Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Allessandra on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 8:22am.
Now that you mentioned Famke Jenssen and Emily Blunt in the same sentence,I think that they look a lil alike.In my opinion Rachel Weizs or Charlize Theron would of made good catwomen.
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Agreed. I would totally go lez for Charlize.
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Agree, and I also think Christina is just a chubby woman with a slim persons face ( tho I dont like her face either and those teeth) her swimsuit pics showed how she looks when corsets dont squeeze her into shape.I dont even think she has an hourglass figure,just huge breasts wich Im tired of since shes ALWAYS parading them around.And I dont think that women like her would really stand a chance against slender woman in the real world.Only in her Mad Men outfits does she look "good".
Now that you mentioned Famke Jenssen and Emily Blunt in the same sentence,I think that they look a lil alike.In my opinion Rachel Weizs or Charlize Theron would of made good catwomen.
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Sun, 09/25/2011 - 7:22pm.
Have to agree MK. She's attractive...yet manages to be completely un-sessy at the same time.Tough break.
Christina Hendricks was'nt available?
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Hendricks is only sexy on Mad Men. Have you seen Drive? She looked bloated and dumpy.
Eva Green, Famke Jenssen or even Emily Blunt would have made awesome catwomen.
Hathaway is to Catwoman, what Michelle Williams is to Marilyn Monroe.
Granted she has a sexy face and nice figure, but it takes a certain kind of personality to fill that catsuit. It would be surprising if she pulled it off w/o having to go as far as Heath Ledger (RIP) did.
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Reallyyyyyy dont like her in movies, but I really like her body although I think she needs some toning.
Who are they kidding? They might as well have suited up my grandmother.
Exactly, hhhahah. Michelle P. early roles included Scarface, I hate it when people try to stick up for a lame actress like Anne H. & end up looking like a dumb ass by trying to compare roles, or acting chops. Hahaha, Michelle P. mousy, hardly hahah.
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Submitted by Cat Scratch on Sun, 09/25/2011 - 2:34pm.
Michelle Pfieffer was a mousy wallflower in most of her movie roles before she got the role of Catwoman.
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ann fucking hathaway? i could have predicted a fail even before seeing these pictures.
ann hathaway is not sexy. never was.
catbrarian, super avenger of the dewey decimal system? she's got the posture of cosmo kramer and quite the dumpy bland face dropping out of that mask. she reeks of unsexy insecurity.
the suit is all wrong too. it may be tight but it's highlighting that her upper and lower body are completely disproportionate.
she's walking like she's vision impaired and elderly.
totally dead.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
I can tell already that this movie's going to be terrible...or at least Anne anyway. Don't get me wrong, she's not fat by any means, but there's something uncool about her thighs. Maybe if she had a good set of hips and an ass to go along with them I'd feel differently. Christina Hendricks would have been a way better choice.
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Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 09/25/2011 - 3:10pm.
Ahhaha Soultonic,
Now THAT would be pretty fabulous. SPaz's Cat Costume would be all ripped and her ass would be showing and one boob hanging out, her lipstick would be all smeared, and she'd slur all her lines and fall down a lot. She'd probably sleep with all of the villains she was supposed to be capturing, and then they'd never call her back, and some of them would have to get restraining orders against her. Pure gold.
I agree Paz has that constant fuck me face...hot! Also I heard she pretty good at beating the crap out of people.
Also in the second pic does Batmans tits look kinda wonky or it just the camera?
She has a lovely shape, but I agree with those who say that she's lacking in sex-appeal. In order to make a believable Catwoman you have to at least believe in yourself, and it doesn't look like she does.
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LOL! In that second pic they are all laughing as if to say I can't believe we're going to get paid millions for this POS flick.
I think Anne's pretty, but she's a good example of how sex appeal truly comes from inside. She's missing charisma. Cute yes, sexy no.
That chick is HOMELY.
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I mean, I like Hathaway. But, catwoman is fierce, seductive. So then, Anne Hathaway?? Just confusing. *walks off dumbfounded*
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is it just me or she looks a little bloated?
Have to agree MK. She's attractive...yet manages to be completely un-sessy at the same time.Tough break.
Christina Hendricks was'nt available?
She is not the right actress to play the part. She could surprise us but I highly doubt it.
I probably saw The Dark Knight five times and was pumped for a third installment a few years ago. The more stills I see from this movie, the less excited I become.
I assume Anne can act well enough to do something with the part, but the costume is just sad. There's no sex appeal to it, and she doesn't look especially tough either. Hopefully it won't be a totally disappointment.
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why dear Lord, why?
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Hello parissucksliterally (enjoy typing your name). I haven't watched any movies about anyone getting married (generally try to avoid those), however, in Brokeback, even when the horse was trying to get her groove on, she still had the same, dumb look on her face that she had in that princess movie my kid watched. Sorry, just don't see the range.
Holy spike heels Batman...nice boots!
Submitted by Dannii on Sun, 09/25/2011 - 5:01pm.
"From the hunched shoulders to the untoned sausage thighs..."
ugh, fucking seriously tigerlilly? go back to masturbating over skeletons, theres nothing wrong with her physique-you got some warped body disorder!
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WOW! And I thought I was the resident hateful bitch of dlisted. I stand corrected, Dannii, you give me some competition.
I doubt Tiger masterbates over skeletons. Seems we all criticize folks here at dlisted, so why so nasty to Tiger?
Submitted by harveyprice on Sun, 09/25/2011 - 5:24pm.
Anne is a fucking horse human hybrid who plays the same wide-eyed innocent role in every fucking movie..
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Did you see Rachel Getting Married? She was a drug addicted ASSHOLE in that movie. She was great.
In Brokeback Mountain she was no innocent either.
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If you like it then you should have put a ring on it
That catwoman bike is S.T.U.P.I.D.
Michael, we call those "almond roca." ;)
I almost kind of feel bad for the poor girl.
I love me some Hathaway but I. Can't.With. This.
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Was no one less appropriate available? Emma Roberts or Dakota Fanning?
Catwoman needs an edge. Homegirl aint got no edge.
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You must forgive my curiosity, madam, and open your knees.
You have to be bat-shit crazy, (or at least really good at playing one) to play catwoman.
Skeletina was perfect for the role, too bad she had to eat a sandwich or two, so she quit that bitch.
the sexual persona of a librarian nun who thinks her vagina is a vessel of sin and the body to back it up. From the hunched shoulders to the untoned sausage thighs..
Tiger are you stalking me?????
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Anne is a fucking horse human hybrid who plays the same wide-eyed innocent role in every fucking movie...if that makes a good actress, then I have a Kentucky Walker for you that only needs a little hay and some love. Seriously, the only good thing about this is that they've covered up part of her face (her FAS doe eyes make me stabby).
Love Hathaway; not as Cat Woman...
Agree with parissucks...Anne Hathaway is a good actress, but terribly miscast for this role. Team Spaz de la Huerta 100% (hey, at least it wouldn't be boring!). Here is a chance for Anne to show an edgier and darker side, if she can pull it off.
I liked the Dark Knight, but thought that Heath Ledger's performance was so over-the-top brilliant that it dominated the entire movie and overshadowed everyone else, even the always reliable Aaron Eckhart (Two Face). Looking forward to the next installment especially if there will be a shirtless Tom Hardy involved.
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"From the hunched shoulders to the untoned sausage thighs..."
ugh, fucking seriously tigerlilly? go back to masturbating over skeletons, theres nothing wrong with her physique-you got some warped body disorder!