Kyle Massey Says Bristol Palin’s “Your Mother’s A Whore” Showdown Was Set Up

Kyle Massey, the Webster on growth hormones who did Dancing with the Stars with Bristol Palin, is telling people that he thinks her bitch battle royale fight at Saddle Ranch with the dude who called her mother a whore was about as natural and organic as the parts that were glued onto her new face. Kyle and his brother co-star in Bristol’s reality shit show called “SEE! I’m Not Racist!” and sources tell TMZ that he thinks the producers planted the Stephen Hanks, the Palin hater, at the bar to do something no reality show does: inject fakeness into it for maximum dramatic effect.

Both Stephen Hanks and the producers are denying the fight was staged, but Kyle doesn’t believe them, because he says it’s a little strange that there were so many cameras at the bar. But Kyle says that Bristol has been nothing but genuine with him so he doesn’t think she was in on the fakery. Kyle Massey is also scrubbing the dirt off of his precious Son of Disney skin every night, because what he thought was going to be a good clean scripted show turned out to be a sleazy reality show.

Kyle’s daddy George Papadopoulos better spank a clue into him if he actually thought that he was starring in a scripted show with a trick who has the acting skills of a broken urinal lying in the back alley of the Saddle Ranch. In Bristol’s acting debut she made a wooden door look like a living thing that feels human emotions, so who is going to give her an acting job? And Sarah Palin casting Bristol in the role of “Trig’s sister instead of his mother” doesn’t count!!! (Yes, I’ve been reading Days of Our Palins again).

It doesn’t matter if that stupid fight was staged (it was) or not, because even if Bristol’s shit show opening featured Marcus Bachmann tipping his spout at a T-dance, bitches still won’t watch this mess.

And real or not, Stephen Hanks still owes us whores an apology, because what did we ever do to him?