The Holy Child Army Graces Gwen Stefani's House With Their Presence
Zahara, the twin messiahs, Shiloh, Kingston and Lunesta (or whatever that one's name is) were all in the same room together in Gwen Stefani's London townhouse today and Maddox was not there to keep those little moppets in check. So that means they shattered the chandeliers with their tonsil-burning screeches and scratched each other's face skin off (that's not make-up) while scrapping in their own toddler fight club in the middle of the living room. When the Maddox is away, the child army will go CRAZY. That is why Gwen Stefani looks like she just pulled her head out of a burlap sack full of rabid raccoons. Breaking up a toddler fight club will do that to a bitch.
Or maybe Gwen's hair looks like that, because she and St. Angie left all the chirruns with the nannies while they went upstairs to do a bunch of shit you definitely can't do on a Southwest flight if you know what I mean (picture me doing this). See, that's how Brangeloonie fanfic and blind items are born.
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The bio kids are way cute and getting more so every day. The blond/e hair is a huge plus.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
I'm sorry but all three of Brange's bio babies are NOT attractive at all... poor Viv being the least attractive of them all!!!
They could grow into their looks but even then they would need A LOT of make up or surgery (like Mama) to look gorgeous!
I'm actually chuckling at the fact that they're not these super gorgeous, most beautiful babies EVAH like everyone tried to shove down our throats as.
Brange should've sticked to adopting only!
Angie needs a natural black hair stylist for Zahara. I'm tired of seeing this child's head looking a damn mess. You can't just wash her hair and go, Angie. It's not like yours.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
So Jen gets a little attention walking the red carpet with the other directors of "Five" and the streets of NYC with her hip new boyfriend.
So like clockwork, Brad starts pooping stupid out of his mouth about ancient history and Angi sends the child army out on diversion mission to suck up all the air out of the room.
Typical.
Angie is a steady believer--if not the foundation for if it wasn't photographed it didn't happen. Congrats you "have" children, and now you "have" friends too.
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
gross angie, i hope gwen's bad taste and poor singing does not rubb off on you gurrrl!!!!
The bio kids are adorbs, but the others...not so much. Let's be real, one is sometimes too much
Chloroform, anybody?
Angieho actually has a friend?
Shiloh Is really cute but there is something weird about those twins!
John is hilarious
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I'm sorry Ma'am, but our meat lovers pizza does not include penis. - Pizza Hut order# 27
Submitted by Danistar on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 2:25pm.
Haha, I love Gwen's face in this pic. I miss her...why doesn't she make music anymore? Lord knows the music business needs someone like her to save it!
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that is debatable. her solo albums were pure pop trash and not in a good way. I'm just glad her oldest son isn't sporting ANOTHER black eye.
I'm glad Gwen finally stopped bleaching that child's hair. That was disturbing!
Haha, I love Gwen's face in this pic. I miss her...why doesn't she make music anymore? Lord knows the music business needs someone like her to save it!
"I make myself sick, get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure grown up nerd."
-Fatlip (The Pharcyde)
I have had all I can stomach of this phony, pretentious family... The loon's only make it worse by putting them on a pedastool and praising every move they make. Seriously, it is disgusting!
I use to go over to Celebitchy however, the loon's have taken that over too, and Kaiser, being the biggest loon of all. You are aware that "Cheyenne" is in fact Kaiser!!!
I don't get what people think looks different about Gwens face, she is making some weird expressions in these pics because they are candid photos and it looks like she is talking. But her face looks the same to me.
Is the kid in the bottom left with the red on his nose Kingston? If some bravo on finally cutting his hair
Submitted by NO1CURR on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 12:53pm
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Well if I can keeep posting, even tho theres a witchhunt going on every time I say something nice about Brangelina then Im sure you can post whatever.
Submitted by NO1CURR on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 12:53pm.
yeah man, I notice sometimes I'm not part of the 'clique' lol, and most of the time I'm way too busy with life, and thus this board and others serve as an outlet, get information, laugh, blow off some steam, what have you.
I dunno, I wouldn't let some dumbass troll ruin my posting experience. I know this is how you feel...I'm just saying. Hope to see you around. :)
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 12:13pm.
sometimes I don't bother to post comments because it seems people are very clique-y (is that a word? it is now.) and not real friendly to people to post all the time. the other reasons are because people are quick to attack others. and then the other reason is because I'm usually swamped at work and don't have time.
It seems that the dlisted comments go from funny to people just being flat out assholes. it's weird, like someone ran out of booze and had to actually deal with life sober, and it took it out on the dlisted board.
Submitted by NO1CURR on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 11:38am.
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 9:54am.
umm....I do enjoy this site, I've been reading it for years. I just don't usually post. and it gets annoying when I'm trying to read funny comments and someone's panties get in a twist over someone's comment 600 years ago that someone apparently licked Bush's asshole. who the fuck cares? keep it to gossip and quit starting stupid shit.
and OBVIOUSLY you're not trying to start anything with me.
I hear you. it is annoying. I'm just wondering why it would stop you from posting. it's pure, pure curiosity on my part.
I guess I'm curious because a lot of people say they're leaving or not enjoying their posting experience because one or even a couple of people are trolls. I even had a site of my own where that was the complaint day in day out. it doesn't bother me as a site owner...only bothered me when people would bitch to me about it. and it sure as hell doesn't bother me as a visitor.
The 3 messiahs look identical to each other. My 3 kids looks like siblings, but not like these 3...strange
Hey Pervies: that penis-y thing is a 2-headed snake. Notice the tongues and eyes. I wouldn't even guess these two moms traveled in the same circles. Very random.
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
Someone said this earlier - I also think gwen has being fooln around with cheek implants or fillers. She looks *different*!
In fact, she almost looks like St. Ang in the first pic...maybe not cheeks, lips?
Knox looks like Macaulay Culkin.
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I'm bored with babies and engagements and happiness and joy and shit. - ImpertinentVixen
M.E. on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 9:58am.
And as I read through, I agree this is not a thread for political arguements, but shit, we are all entitled to our own opinions, on everything, from how we dress, to which side we stand on to what fucking celebrity we hate.
Stop yer bitchin!
Well, fuck if I don't totally agree with this rant.
♥♥♥ <---Officially in M.E.'s corner now *grabs belt loop*
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 9:54am.
umm....I do enjoy this site, I've been reading it for years. I just don't usually post. and it gets annoying when I'm trying to read funny comments and someone's panties get in a twist over someone's comment 600 years ago that someone apparently licked Bush's asshole. who the fuck cares? keep it to gossip and quit starting stupid shit.
and OBVIOUSLY you're not trying to start anything with me.
allesandra is a beetch!
angelina's babies are beautiful! i'm sorry...and gwen and her look like one big happy family! swoons
Do we ever see gwen acting this way when out and about with her hot husband? Seriously!?!?!!!! She is positively giddy, wtf!!?!?! And aj too...she's smiling!! wtf!!!
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 8:01pm.
Glad to see that Stefani finally stopped dyeing her son`s hair. What kinda cunt Mother dyes her then 2 year old`s hair to make a fashion statement?
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She's still bleaching the younger one's, tho.
You gotta admit Brad and Angie have some cute-ass, pumpkin head kids.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
These people are such attention whores. Johnny Depp is just as famous, if not more famous, than Brangelina yet I could not tell you what his children's names are much less what they look like. He doesn't cater to the paparazzi.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
what can i say? ;] cute kids! i can only imagine how loud the brangelina household is. just imagining this gives me a headache.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 9:58am.
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Yeah we are all entitled to our own political views etc...obviously.Well my opinion is that Republicans suck.K2 is also racist not just Republican.
And as I read through, I agree this is not a thread for political arguements, but shit, we are all entitled to our own opinions, on everything, from how we dress, to which side we stand on to what fucking celebrity we hate.
Stop yer bitchin!
Submitted by NO1CURR on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 9:43am.
why do you care if a couple of weirdos get into a baby nutz internet war about Brangelina or any other fluffy ass dreck about which no one should waste more than 3 brain cells?
I'm not trying to start anything with you...just seems silly to not enjoy a site you like, and posting with others you like, because a couple of sillies have nothing better to do.
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 9:42am.
*Charlotte Rae voice*
girls...GIRLS!!
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LOL 1000 points for the FOL reference!
Submitted by daisydaisy on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 9:47am.
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wtf, why is it because I am in the minority and DARE to defend myself,Everybody seems to think its somehow comment worthy??People say shit to me I say shit back, its that simple.
NoAnjl! How ya doin!?!?!!?
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"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
*rubs eyes*
NoAnjl?????????
Submitted by K2 on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 9:20am.
Submitted by Allessandra on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 8:16am.
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Listen here Cunt Rag,
Dont fuckin' call me out on my politics when you dont even live in this COUNTRY! Stick your head back up your ass, pray to the Angelina gods, and go brush your teeth ... ya nasty bitch.
And I'd defend any one of these posters once your nasty rants start. Which is probably the reason I called you out on your shit in the first place. You are entitled to your opinions, but it doesnt mean we wont bash you for them!
Man the fuck up and grow some thicker skin ... Done with you.. You annoying twat.
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WTF???? Loon Allesandra invades again??? She needs to chill the fuck up or move her ass over to Celebitchy where Loons like her throw themselves on the altar of Ho and StuPitt. Can't handle Dlisted? Too fucking bad, you delusional moron. Off you go! Now!
Submitted by Allessandra on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 9:37am.
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Were you not hugged enough as a child?
Honey - seriously, grow up. Enough with the politics crap. I think you've proved how weird you are by now ... trying to quote me from some political posts that were months ago. Slow down.
I'm going to let you play by yourself for now. I think someone needs a "time out".
** you ever just look at some people and know that even though the wheel is spinning, the hamster's dead?
........and this whole thread is exactly why I rarely post comments. fuck, people, this isn't a Political Blog, can we keep it to hating on stupid celebrities and why Gwen Stefani looks 65?
I'm passing out booze and cupcakes to everyone. HUG IT THE FUCK OUT, PEOPLE.
*Charlotte Rae voice*
girls...GIRLS!!
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One reason why I like Dlisted is because its more Democratic..unlike many other US/UK gossip sites.So dont tell me who cares about political views,I for 1 do.
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Well, for starters, this wasnt a political thread, you lunatic. It was about Jolie. And maybe you're in the minority with your LOVE of her ... so b/c I might be in the minority with my politics... you decide to play that card to gain sympathy among other Angelina haters. pfft. You're so transparent.
Honey - go get a life. Stop analyzing my posts. Aside from this thread, I dont give a rats ass what else you post on other threads. You dont mean that much to me. Stop being a stalker , it's creepy.
Brad definitely got Gavin and Gwen in the divorce with Jen. They have hung out several times over the years. Right after Shiloh was born when they came back to the states Gavin and Gwen hung out with the Jolie Pitt's at the Malibu house. Gwen stuck up for Jolie by calling Kingston a "blob" too in an interview. Gwen and Gavin flew in a private plane piloted by Brad and Angelina to the Hatton Mayweather fight in Vegas. Gwen and Gavin walked the red carpet for Tree of Life in Cannes. And now a playdate.. it happens.
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 8:28am.
K2 and Poople are of the teabagging persuasion
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Hey Nunya,
How about not being an antagonist? even for a minute? huh.
My politics HAVE nothing to do with this thread. I dont have to justify my politics with you. If I have conservative views and am fiscally conservative... SO FUCKIN' WHAT. As for being a racist, you're out of your mind. You dont know my story, so shut it.
Anjers, I'll take what I can get!! SO good to see you. xoxoxoxoallmyxos
OT Angie looks so uncharacteristically happy! Probably because Brad publicly slapped Jen down. What a total see you next tuesday.
Is that fucking Chucky, bottom right, main pic?
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 8:26am.
Someone certainly monitors K2's every post very closely, as I am on here nearly every day and could not tell you what K2 posts on or what her political views are.
Edited to add- So fucking what if she praised Bush in a post? We all do not have to share like political views on here, just as we all do not have to like the same celebrities.
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Thank you , Evil Cupcake:)
Submitted by Allessandra on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 8:16am.
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Listen here Cunt Rag,
Dont fuckin' call me out on my politics when you dont even live in this COUNTRY! Stick your head back up your ass, pray to the Angelina gods, and go brush your teeth ... ya nasty bitch.
And I'd defend any one of these posters once your nasty rants start. Which is probably the reason I called you out on your shit in the first place. You are entitled to your opinions, but it doesnt mean we wont bash you for them!
Man the fuck up and grow some thicker skin ... Done with you.. You annoying twat.