Like A Love Letter To Joel McHale, Nancy Grace's Nipple Comes Out To Play
By now you've probably already pulled out your eyeballs with rusty pliers, marinated them in a pot full of boiling chloroform and shoved them back into your sockets just so you can send a roll of duct tape to the Dancing with the Stars Costume Department Attention: Nancy Grace's Nipple Handler (aka Satan). But coming to Dlisted proves that you hate yourself so you might as well fully hate yourself by getting a second serving of Nancy's NSFW succulent titty pepperoni.
It was only a matter of time before "Nancy Grace nip slip" became the #1 search term on AOL in the ninth circle (Yes, in the ninth circle they only have dial-up AOL with NO SECOND PHONE LINE). Last week, Nancy's chichis were jumping around like her sanity cell trying to find the door marked "Exit" in her brain. It was bound to happen. Nancy's dance partner is a hot piece in every way so you really can't blame her chichis for popping a boner of sorts.
But seriously, Nancy's peek-a-boo nipple plate was a win for three reasons: a) The West Coast cutaway shot of the NOT AMUSED audience members was the perfect response to Nancy's slippery nipple. b) A Nancy Grace nip slip is like a "Who's the sexy bitch now?" wink at Casey Anthony. c) Dancing with the Stars definitely needs more nipple slips (I'm looking at you, Tom Berg). It should really just be Nip Slipping with the Stars.
Here's Nancy doing the Quickstep as her nipple did the Quickjump:
And Nancy's nip might've been the breakout (literally) star of the night, but the runner-up was definitely the hot lady on Tom B's right who got some much-needed camera time before J.R. Martinez's dance:
Must've been hypnotized (or temporarily blinded) by the nipples in the air.
(Thanks Travis!)
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That looked like a nip slip to me for sure.
I like Nancy but she totally shit on the Casey Anthony case and gave the bitch way too much coverage. Overall she does alot of missing childrens cases and gives those cases alot of positive coverage. She does some good. Her interrupting though is sometimes painful to watch. I have always thought Mark Klaas was a hottie even at his age and he is on her show all the time.
I never watch dancing with the hasbeens. Is it aired live? No 7 second delay to edit these "wardrobe malfunction" moments?
>>>Submitted by Hekki - Am I the only one who thinks that was a teensy bit intentional?<<<
Yep, I think it was intentional. Must need a ratings boost for her show or something.
I actually don't have a problem with Nancy (well, not the same issue I have with people like Hannity or Rush). She has a history of raising awareness of abuse/missing children etc. that otherwise may have gone un/under served by local media. If she has to be 'the bitch' to do it, fine by me.
You can't save everyone, but at least she's trying.
Gross about nip slip, though. That's just..no
She looks like my stalker neighbor, which makes me want to punch her. But I kind of felt for her, bet she's embarrassed. Contain those suckers, woman. Push-up bras are not for dancing.
Casey Anthony on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 7:07pm.
Love you, too. *don't tell your wife I said that!!!*
She's in the oven [is 350 enough to bake a bitch?]...no problem. *winkedy wink wink wink*
Manimal5 on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 7:04pm.
Nancy got nipple and the bulletproof hair is gone!
No, Mani, she just lapsed on her hair Viagra prescription. The 'helmet' hair will be back in full form soon enough.
Submitted by Sexy Scrotum on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 7:04pm.
Not sure all that babble was meant for me, dude. I'm just her to invite people to the viewing party in Orlando. Dude, back off! Love you, too. *don't tell your wife I said that!!!*
Chloroform, anybody?
Casey Anthony on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 6:57pm.
Hey, guys. I'm hosting a "Nancy Gets Her Fat Ass Kicked Off Party" at Fusion tonight. Who's in?
I think where you go wrong is that you think people really 'care'?
A. This is a gossip blog. People don't give a fuck by 'habit' of this actually being a gossip blog.
B. If someone 'does' care they are usually shunned immediately and called phonies, so, I'd stick with just being an uncaring cunt if I were thou...thee///you?
C. As much fun as it is to sometimes troll dlisted [good times, good times], even *I* get tired of it after a while. No, I keed, I keed. I NEVER tire of it...bwahahahaha
Anyway, troll-sista...keep on trollin'!
I heart you, babe!
Hey, guys. I'm hosting a "Nancy Gets Her Fat Ass Kicked Off Party" at Fusion tonight. Who's in?
Chloroform, anybody?
I'm going to shop in the frozen food section topless today.
Wish me luck.
As much as I can't stand this sandpaper on a chalkboard cunty bitch...
Since when are BOOBS a sin and a crime?
Men have boobs too. Yaknowhy? Cuz we be MAMMALS!
I've seen more topless male 'bitch tits' than I care to count but gawdfuckingforbid a woman breast-feeds her child in public and actually uses her tits for their actual fucking purpose.
GOT MILK, muthahfuckas?
Someone on NG's FB page was calling her TROT MOM...I about pissed myself laffin =))
Love her or hate her, that was a nipple folks!
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
Nancy got nipple and the bulletproof hair is gone!
LOL!!!
L I S T E N, PEOPLE!!!!!!! I DANCE FOR JESUS, AND I WOULD -NEVER- EXPOSE MY UNSAVORY WOMANHOOD BEFORE THE HOLY EYES OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR! NIPPLES ARE AN ABERRATION AGAINST GOD! WHAT YOU THOUGHT YOU SAW, AMERICA, WAS NOTHING MORE THAT SHADOW PLAY, AN OPTICAL ILLUSION. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, JINKASAURUS...I DID NOT APPRECIATE THAT "EUROPE" COMMENT AND YOU CAN REST ASSURED BERGERON WENT HOME WITH A BLEEDING ASSHOLE AFTER THAT HOT FISTFUL OF NANCY HE RECEIVED AS PENANCE.
YOU KNOW WHAT, JINKASAURUS? I. WOULD. DIE....DIE!!! FOR MY TWINS. -THOSE TWINS-, LUCY AND JOHN DAVID, ARE THE MOST PRECIOUS GIFTS FROM GOD THAT ANYONE AT ANY TIME IN THE HISTORY OF TIME HAS, EVER, OR COULD EVER, RECEIVE. I'M THE BEST MOM. I'M FUCKING TOPS!!!! TELL ME I'M THE GREATEST MOTHER WHO HAS EVER LIVED AND THAT MY TWINS ARE BEAUTIFUL, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
TOT MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FASHION BUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See that right there explains everything! As soon as I saw the audience's weird reaction to Nancy I thought "This will DEFINITELY be on The Soup!" But for live television, they did a good job of covering it up I say.
"I make myself sick, get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure grown up nerd."
-Fatlip (The Pharcyde)
I seriously thought this was future picture of courtney stodden.
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Nellie Oleson never looked better.
That ain't no tape slip... never seen *Bumpy Petals* before.
Also, there a lil nip stickin out too.
And Tristan is IRISH! (Shout out to the lovely 4 leaf clovah) http://abc.go.com/shows/dancing-with-the-stars/bio/tristan-macmanus/8547...
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When somebody brands you as a cunt, you thank them since that's better than getting knighted by the queen herself.~MK 8/15/11
LMAO @ Submitted by _fail_ on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 11:28am.
Where's an Irish wheat farmer when you need him?
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
The local news this morning read a statement from her that there was no way anyone could see anything because she had all this industrial strength tape (or whatever) holding all of her in her dress. I wonder what she's going to say now.
Where's an Irish wheat farmer when you need him?
That was an areola slip. Stop clutching your pearls, America!
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What kind of fuckery is this?
LEAVE NANCY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 9:48am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 9:36am.
lol sorry Cuppy. Look - you vomed in my vom! You know they be some nastay titties when jacko doesn't want to look.
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I knew they must be bad when Jacko didn't want them! He has wanted some really bad ones in the past, so that says a lot~
I am proud to say I never watch this shyt show. And I will not spend 7:41 and 6:11 minutes of my life on those videos either. I will say Nancy should change her name to Nancy Disgrace.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 9:42am.
yes cuppy, the family fart (typo:stays)
was kinda lame, but I an def giving it a chance!
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Yea, imma give it a chance, just like I am still giving Playboy and Ringer a chance, although IMO, Terra Nova is waaay better thab those two, but I am still watching them.
why must they wig up all these bitches for dancing?
@uncle wally "She moved with all the grace of a Wal-Mart employee headed to the back of a store for a price check."
true dat
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 9:36am.
lol sorry Cuppy. Look - you vomed in my vom! You know they be some nastay titties when jacko doesn't want to look.
ETA whoever said the plastic barf was spot on!! LMFAO
I got out of a pool one time and had a similar wardrobe malfunction, and I survived! Just like Casey Anthony got off scott-free for murder, this too shall pass, Nancy. Your chi-chi's will live to dance again!
By the way, where the hell is Dlisted user "Nancy Grace"? They were so damn funny!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 9:37am.
Listen, if Maks goes home I will kill myself, so please, let's all pray for him!
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Maks won't be going home but he may be going to Kirstie Alley's house.
http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs
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yes cuppy, the family fart (typo:stays)
was kinda lame, but I an def giving it a chance!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 9:13am.
Cuppy: I DVR'd Terra Nova, how did you like it, I was pleasantly surprised cuz I'd read some so so reviews, but I think the dino's are kinda whack. You?
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I liked it. The family aspect kinda irked me, but the action was pretty good. I thought the dino's weren't too bad, but the Slasher dino's were weird.
I'm going to give it to Nancy this time. She did a decent job in the dancing and the FACT that she lost 10 lbs from the gate speaks volumes that Bristol Palin didn't do jack SHIT during the practice.
Nancy isn't one of the faves to win, but I'm gonna give her props..she is my Kirstie Alley this season.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
cuppy! did you see my question to you!?!?!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Listen, if Maks goes home I will kill myself, so please, let's all pray for him!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
sometimes, you gotta be thankful when decisions are made for you.
in this case, I thank jeebus that at work filtering restricts me from the eyeball-melting horror of Nancy Grace's udder slip.
why does she always have that wicked witch of the west face when she's being interviewed? is that supposed to be a SMILE? jeez Nancy you should practice that shizz before you go on stage.
that expression on me usually means that I'm suffering some fool's inane blather and am counting the seconds until I can leave or hang up. problem is, she's on a show that's supposed to be fun and inane.
proof positive that this is a joyless cunt who would benefit significantly from a hot beef injection. or some hot box munching. I feel like she and Hillary Clinton should hang out. *wink*
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 9:31am.
FINALLY some J.O. material!
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OH SWEETAS! *hurls*
Hey, what do you know? It's the first time Maks hasn't dressed like he was going to the Blue Oyster Bar from Police Academy... and he got a low score.
FINALLY some J.O. material!
:p
you just can't find the sexy in NG no matter what. it just doesn't exist.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I hope J.R. Martinez goes all the way and wins. He is to be admired for what he has been through and how he has made the best of what happened to him in Iraq.
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dwm...it was just flopping all over the place! & he was wearing beige linen trousers with a peg leg & pink & white shoes so it was really accentuated.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
snowho...re: rob...ghey & phat! lmao. *reported*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 9:17am.
guest for real, LOL re Rob, I liked him a little better last night, he seems very insecure and to tell you the truth , he seems really gay!!!!!
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I missed it last night. What's the jock strap comment about?
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
lmao at gag vomit, yall are stupid.
well snowee when you & maks make it official i expect an invite to the wedding!!! :)
i don't think hope is that good. & i expected her to be so much better. their rhythm was just off. maybe cuz she was tired.
elisabetta even looked better last nite.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by citizenstrange: "Her nipple looks like that cheap plastic fake vomit that was all the rage as a gag in the 70s."
TOTALLY DOES! LOL.
She looks like FUCKING ASS without makeup on, sweet lord what an ugly ugly face. What's with those fucking nostrils, no matter what angle you look at her your looking right into these black nasty holes
Tristan MacManus is yummy. I'm a sucker for an Aussie accent.
Snowy, looks like Maks has some competition!