In Case You Blocked It Out.....
Here's a clip from Monday night's Dancing with Nancy Grace's Personal Pan Nipple of someone's body part making a noise. Either a bitch's stomach let out a feeding time howl or a bitch's butt let out a pooping time howl. The fart (or low-octave queef, or whatever that was) in question sounds it's coming from Nancy, but she has already told TMZ that it wasn't her, her partner or Brooke who is physically incapable of making a fart unless she's instructed to do so on a teleprompter. I believe Nancy. Nancy gets paid top fucking dollar to blow bubbles of shit air out of her mouth on her HLN show every night, why would she do it for free when she's off the clock? It was just the sound of the demon that lives in her body and operates her soul letting out a looooong ass burp.
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You can definitely tell it was ng just by the look on her and her partner's face. He looked like it was struggling to hold his laughter. lol.
She is really making a fool out of herself on this show. LOVE IT.
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you know it was Nancy, her face when it happened said it all
There's several different vids of this and all of em have a fart sound. I luv baffroom humor :D
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
Submitted by Darknight on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 4:51pm.
My vote is for stomach growl. My fucking stomach pulls the same shit. It never growls unless I'm in class and everyone is fucking quiet. I swear it knows.
TEAM MY STOMACH IS A BITCH
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Ha ha ha!!! This happens to me too, ALL THE TIME. Team MSIAB
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She appears to be under the delusion that she is so hot that she can go around sans fards. She needs the fards.-Deb 7/29/11
If you think the guy recording did it - you're not hearing the right noise. I thought that at first as well - and then I realised that wasn't the noise.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 12:02am.
Yer naughty!
Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:55pm.
*instantly overcomes fear of flying and books one way trip to Argentina*
They sure have some gorgeous peeps over there.
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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:53pm
This is Nancy's next dance:
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/television/less-five-stars-more-xxx...
I'm really amazed that Nancy DisGrace is still in this. Who is voting for her???
Most definitely the poor lady in the middle. It happened after she bended down some. Tell tale signs: her hand on her tummy, her partner's facial expression and her own face in freeze.
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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!
Submitted by MaryJaneRottencrotch on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 10:47pm.
CSG, I was going to say the same thing. I definitely
think it came from the person recording the video.
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Yep, as much as NG drives me crazy, she has enough experience to know when to duck and cover. I think if it was her, she would have covered it with a fake sneeze or cough or something.
Now if it was dlisted's own Leenie - she would have claimed it loud and proud! Leenie knows how to announce her presence.
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CSG, I was going to say the same thing. I definitely
think it came from the person recording the video.
It sounds to me like the fart came from the people watching, not from the tv. And what kind of loser records DWTS on what appears to be a camera-phone? Steve Jobs is rolling in his grave already, and he hasn't been dead but half a day.
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BRRRRRRRRRMP.
I heard something, but it didn't sound like a fart. Sounded like her Spanx were tearing apart or something.
I don't watch this mess or Nancy Grace's show but her dancey partner is fucking HOT. I so would with that.
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wrong post. DERP.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
I'm going with stomach growl there. Wonder if she is lactose intolerant?
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I couldn't hear it. :(
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"I'm not crazy; I'm just a little unwell."
That sounded more like a shart than a fart....
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The best thing about being a medical assistant is you get to wear scrubs!
It's right after 'SO BIG'... which, after you replay several times, is very amusing in itself.
Of course it was her! Look at the way she holds her stomach just before and the dancer guy practically cracks up! :D
EATING SOME MOIST AFTERBIRTH!
Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 5:01pm.
I can't hear it. I have hit a new low, straining to hear Nancy Grace's possible fart. And I am about to try again.
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Hahaha Suzy. Didja hear it yet? It sounds like a gassy eruption. Dat's da best I can do. :D
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Submitted by Suzy Farkis: "... I have hit a new low, straining to hear Nancy Grace's possible fart. And I am about to try again."
You made me laugh so damn hard. I had to listen to it a bunch of times before I heard it. You are not alone.
Omg this happened to me right before sex with a really hot guy!
You know us bottoms don't eat all day when about to get fucked by a hot guy.
team my fucking stomach is a bitch!!!
Who fucking cares. Everyone farts. Matter of fact, it should be the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning. Great way to kickstart the day.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
VOMITS
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Oh misery!!! I can't hear the precious wind coming from that overgrown walking turnip. Maybe there will be a mixed tape of this out on Youtube soon.
Either that or I want NASA to ferret out the noise with all of their fancy gadgets that are just going to rot anyway.
I WANT TO TURN MY PERIOD-GUSHING PUSSY PIE INTO A PEANUT BUTTER AND PLACENTA CHUNK CROWD PLEASER AND SERVE IT AT MY CHURCH'S NEXT POTLUCK!
Submitted by Nancy Grace on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 5:01pm.
LOLOLOLOL. HI, FRIND!!!! How are the TWAINS?
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
stomach growl...and it was the beast named nancy
Bitch was hongray. And that applies to the three of them.
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
I can't hear it. I have hit a new low, straining to hear Nancy Grace's possible fart. And I am about to try again.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 4:57pm.
LEAVE NANCY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bless you, friend!
Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 4:39pm.
Hahahahahaha! I think it was Nancy
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hehehe..you rigged the voting over at TMZ, didn't you?
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LEAVE NANCY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Disgusting pig is disgusting.
no doubt ng dealt it.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
My vote is for stomach growl. My fucking stomach pulls the same shit. It never growls unless I'm in class and everyone is fucking quiet. I swear it knows.
TEAM MY STOMACH IS A BITCH
I hate when you're in a job interview or something and your stomach is like "MYAAAP!" And then the person stares at you and you're like, "...Anyway."
Seems like the Devil was dancing in Nancy DisGrace's ass tonight. Further proof she's a dirty assed pig.
IT WASN'T A QUEEF, NOR WAS IT A FART. IT WAS THE RESOUNDING THUNDERCLAP OF MY VAGINAL WALLS SMACKING AGAINST EACH OTHER...I BIRTHED TO MIRACLE ANGELTWINS, LEST ANY OF YOU FORGET! AND I -NEVER- FART ANYWAY. AFTER THE TRAGIC MURDER OF MY LATE FIANCE, I VOWED TO NEVER FART AGAIN - OUT OF MY ANUS, AT LEAST!
Honestly, it sounded like a stomach growl. I have had ones that sound like high-pitched farts but they really are just growls.
And I don't watch the show, but it's been crammed down my throat everywhere I turn lately. ENOUGH.
OF COURSE it was Nancy's stomach growling.
That tub of lard didn't eat all day so she'd look as "thin" as possible because she was performing that night.
Bitch had the hungries.
Hahahahahaha! I think it was Nancy.
Who's working the voodoo doll, Casey Anthony or jack-in-the-hat?
IT WASN'T ME!!!!!!
OMG
"Prays that was really a fart"
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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.
The laughing at the end was my favorite part !