Twerk It, Tommy, Twerk It!
Not since the great Hobbit dance-off that rocked Middle-earth have you ever seen tiny legs kick out scorching hot moves like this. At the Palm Springs wedding of the son of Oracle's CEO Larry Ellison, a not knowing dude made the wrong decision of challenging Scientology's flyest fly girl (sorry, John Travolta) to a dance war that looked like the Lollipop Guild's remake of You Got Served. Make it rain gumdrops on Tommy Girl, because he obviously wrapped up this battle by dropping his midget crotch like the dance floor was covered with man anuses. And Tommy dropped and butt fucked the floor something special while wearing high heels AND lifts. No contest.
When Tommy accepts his trophy for winning this mess by a landslide, he better thank his personal choreographer and smooth move mentor Little Superstar:
via TMZ
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Why did Tommy keep holding his hair in the clip? Did he forget to properly secure his wig before the dance off?
I know I'm in the minority here but I like Tom. I HATE the Scientology fuckery but I like Tom. His moves were pretty good too.
Go Tommy.
Ugh, help...I can't stop thinking that Tommy Girl is dreaaaaammy. *runs and hides*
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"PLEASE...*gasping for air*....ADMINISTER HATE, STAT..." - Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 5:31pm.
I do not like this. Nope, surely don't. *checks under bed for tiny dancing incubi*
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
This reminds me of a conference I attend each year. There's a gala dinner at the end, and everyone (but me) dresses up, especially the women who pull out all the stops to look glamorous. The kind of people I'm talking about are industry leaders, business owners, etc., and their sig others. By the end of the night they're all pounded drunk, dancing to some goofball cover band, shaking their asses and grinding like they're in a video, getting all sweaty and horny. It's ridiculous, and hilarious. I wouldn't miss it for anything.
The voices told Tom he can dance.
"Tommy Girl, because he obviously wrapped up this battle by dropping his midget crotch like the dance floor was covered with man anuses. And Tommy dropped and butt fucked the floor something special while wearing high heels AND lifts. No contest."-Mk
FLMAOOO
Plus 'little superstar' ran rings around TG in terms of stop-go fancy action moves. Loved little kid's control over his dance moves. Cute. Now if them Indian parents STOP WHORING THEM OUT and put them on X-Factor then all will be well. ugh
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Bugs Bunny 'What's Opera, Doc?"- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2VMqQ6XnmI (Beginning portion)
Dre,Eminem, Skylar- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA770wpLX-Q&ob=av3e
Shake It... Ausssstrooooo....loooooww...pithecus!
no no and no, this is 17 kinds of wrong.
"It's a bowl of bullshit with chip scraps"
My first report, and it only hurt a little bit...
Courtney do you want to join us at our party
commander already agreed to be our dd
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You know you can!
Bring your American flag for a toga party!
Can't wait to hang with you again.
Maybe Courtney can join us?
Chloroform, anybody?
Um -- I'll pass there knoxy.. thanks though.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
facebook omg add me
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Amanda-Foxy-Knoxy/218362598225468?sk=wall
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FUCK! I lost my long as post.
GAH.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 12:47pm.
DWM - EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! I've never found EF hot.
BTW - is that you who sent me a FB friend request under DWM?
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yes'm. I needed a fbook for the d peoples.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
is kate bot there?
curiouser...*now reported for using the phrase dance-off* it's on the list per se.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
DWM - EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! I've never found EF hot.
BTW - is that you who sent me a FB friend request under DWM?
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 12:45pm.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 12:42pm.
M.E. he used to be so hot. What happened?
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-5/val-kilmer-...
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*whispers*
I'd still hit it. Just might have to be cowgirl style though to avoid the belly.
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Oh I don't think I could be friends with you anymore if you did that. Well, maybe, but only if you told me details.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
hahaha M.E. Give him some spanxx and cut a hole out for his peen.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 12:42pm.
M.E. he used to be so hot. What happened?
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-5/val-kilmer-...
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*whispers*
I'd still hit it. Just might have to be cowgirl style though to avoid the belly.
Why is he having a dance-off with Phil Collins?
Kilmer may have been hot once (at least on the outside, because he's supposed to be a real dickhead), but I saw a recent pic of him and he looked like a gourd someone left out in the rain.
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I found this when looking for Val's picture... what happened to him? I used to think he was so cute when I was 12
http://geekflavor.com/files/2009/01/0917041_edward_furlong_1.jpg
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
M.E. he used to be so hot. What happened?
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-5/val-kilmer-...
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 12:24pm.
HE DANCES LIKE A RETARDED MONKEY ON ADDERALL.
ha ha ima gonna dedicate this song for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znE18eXqn58&feature=related
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
He's pretty sprightly for a 50 year old. But he probably needed to lather on the Ben Gay later.
NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!!!
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii315/falatio/meet/986TGN_Val_Kilmer_...
Commander Riker how come casey gets all the attention
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HE DANCES LIKE A RETARDED MONKEY ON ADDERALL.
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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.
haven't you guys ever heard of foreplay? This was Tommy girls...
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:57am.
Thanks dog! It was easier to spot when the avies moved. sigh!
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Just look at how puerile and stupid the posts are. The names change - the content does not.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:59am.
Somebody earlier wanted to see Val K's shirtless body...do you want to see it as it is now? Bleeeehhhhhhhhhh!
yes i need a new boyfriend
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Somebody earlier wanted to see Val K's shirtless body...do you want to see it as it is now? Bleeeehhhhhhhhhh!
Thanks dog! It was easier to spot when the avies moved. sigh!
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:49am.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:44am.
How does this fucktard ever pass as cool?
Good ques! Goes to show money can buy anything.
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Let's blame the thetans!
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by Casey Anthony on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:49am.
Hi, Mandy! When does Raffi land? Party in the USA!
my parents won't let me talk to him yet. there waiting for the publicity to die down. can I party with you an jose
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:44am.
How does this fucktard ever pass as cool?
Good ques! Goes to show money can buy anything.
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"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11
Hi, Mandy! When does Raffi land? Party in the USA!
Chloroform, anybody?
i love tom cruise. hi courtney hi casey
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How does this fucktard ever pass as cool?
*shakes fist at Top gun*
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Its like watching a fish flop & twitch on my boat.
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"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11
He's having fun big deal, no need to kill the guy because he decided to relax and enjoy himself at a wedding.
Oh god he's back in the manic phase. His handlers need to control him better or he'll hurt somebody.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I don't care what you bitches gotta say I think Tom Cruise is HAWT!!!
Hiya, Handsome!
Chloroform, anybody?
Yeah, we're all ONE person...right, Casey? *eyeroll*
Jacko- I was just on iTunes and that shit is #4!!! At least I was there for something timeless and classic- C'Mon N Ride It by Quad City DJs.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Submitted by Courtney Stodden on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 10:56am.
No need to lump me in with the rest of those names, thankyouverymuch.
By virtue of being possibly the least funny of a painfully UNfunny bunch, you are already lumped in with them.
that some white ass soul train shit
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
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