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Staaaaaaand back and brace yourselves, because Xtina is definitely about ready to blow a thousand Nancy Grace farts, a category 5 queef or a vocal wail that sounds like a deaf cat in heat getting DPed while jumping on a trampoline during an earthquake. No, this isn't Dee Snider recreating Brit Brit's "Gimme More" VMAs performance for an Our Lady of Cheetos tribute. It's Xtina screaming her thirty layers of red lipstick off for the Michael Jackson tribute in Wales tonight. It's also a blond Snooki sharting out a load of tears over Jiiiiooooooooni leaving her all alone in Florence. I swear, if you printed out these pictures, blended them into powder and snorted them in one line, you'd be as drunk as Xtina's weave is mangy. A MESS! Like a chalupa in a wig!
This hot look would look so much hotter if Xtina accessorized it with Sugar Pie and a tattooed lesbian assistant with purple hair.
With every day that passes she is slowly but surely transforming into Bruce Valanch...
The world coulde use a midget Sweetums.
This look doesn't bode well for Xtina. Shame cos she has a fantastic voice. She's on the train and she'd better step off.
Dear Lord, if I should ever get that big, please grant me the wisdom and reasoning to not shove my fatass in leotards. Your loyal servant.
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
IT'S ALTNEY, BITCH!
Jesus Fucking Christ.
It never fucking ends. Ever.
I am the poster formeruhlly known as STFU and I stalk you on FB. Run and tell dat homeboy, homeboy!
What a pig! COW!
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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omg omg, I'm scared for her. These pics scared me. She looks like Miss Piggy :(
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
OH MAH GAH IT IS MIDNIGHT!!!!
I need to tuck my anus in for sleep time.
SDR - I responded :-D
jesus christ...wth happened to my girl?smh
all i gotta say about this
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
Love you long time, Mickey ♥ ♥ ♥
Thank you ever so much for your bubbly, effervescent spirit [even when discussing negatives].
I hope you have a wonderful week.
My amazon purchase should arrive late this week for my baby boy kitty which hopefully will help his crazy itching (I think he's allergic to FLAX and I just ordered him some flax-free kitty food which should arrive soon too).
Then, there's MY retarded eye allergy! I'm terrified to touch ANYTHING right now. Putting steroid creams on my EYES of all things is VERY risky. UGH. The inflammation on my eyelids got so bad that my eyelids were flaming flamingo pink. lol. The steroids 'calm' the inflammation but I'm still dealing with some kind of contact allergen which is BRUTAL trying to figure out! I think I've narrowed it down to the dental floss I recently bought [dental floss! of all things]. I'm seriously going nuckin' futz and kitty being miserable with me isn't exactly conducive to my well-being. haha
Thanks for letting me vent a bit. Sheesh. So Sorry.
Over and out/ Fraggs
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Later Mickey! And yes, I was pretty popular for my voice when I took a voice over class a while ago. I did a Marilyn type recording (very breathy and high which I wasn't feeling but that's what the professor wanted) and I did another "sex hotline" type thing (deeper voice). It was fun and ppl never looked at me the same way again!
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Submitted by Snow Owl on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 12:17am.
Hum, the Scarlet voice sounds kinda sexy, like you could moonlight at a hotline.
I'm off taking the mini-me to school. Hope to catch ya later!
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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!
Ha ha, Mickey, just because I'm in a choir doesn't mean I'm a good singer! I have taken lessons and I'm good enough that I'm not embarrassed to sing karaoke if there's people around. Im a Mezzo soprano, although at the moment I'm singing alto. I can hit VERY low notes and high notes like the ones X-Tina hits. My speaking voice is low Iike Scarlett Johansson and gets a little nasal when I speak louder.
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Submitted by Rocket Surgeon on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 11:49pm.
I personally don't know any "normal" people, most are funtional at best. People who look down on people with mental issues are in my experience merely a small crisis away from joining the ranks of the mentally instable themselves. From what I've heard on here, most dlisted members have run into some sort of hardship themselves. If you did choose to be you and only you, I think they might surprise you yet.
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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!
and stop friending kids of posters on here. We see dat shit and it ain't right!
I'm all ya'll tricks. SMH that FB shit is for kids. tricks! You never know who is who. just sayin' :)
Submitted by Snow Owl on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 11:49pm.
You have a good singing voice? Now I'm totally jealous of you. I always secretly wanted to be Babs, but I have the kind of voice you wouldn't even wanna hear in the shower yourself. (People always ask me if I have a cold.) What's your reportoire/singing range?
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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!
Xtina at her best, with a minimum of melissma.
http://youtu.be/iFaqSQW3qxQ
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 11:16pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 10:52pm.
Great song, but the video proved once more that Lindsay is unable to separate fact from fiction. This may be scripted footage, but in real life she behaves in exactly the same manner. Playing the poor little famous girl, while desperately trying to become a legend before her time.
Yes and failing miserably!
MickeyHolland on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 11:42pm.
If it is you, you're a dead ringer for Maura West! (As The World Turns) A face like that needs not hide behind a walrus or an old Scottish nanny.
Mrs. Doubfire was mine but not the Walrus person. Just clarifying. I'm happy to be me if people don't jump down my throat. That's all I ever wanted here. Honestly! I can be a rude, mean, lude, crude cunty bitch but that's my PMS talking and not my 'normal'. Okay, Okay, there is no such thing as 'normal'...granted. lol I try? :)
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@Mickey I don't remember hearing that they were separated. That's sad. After so long?! Si, el amor es triste.
Today, I performed with the choir I'm in. We sang a few songs. Then a group of us went to eat at In N Out.
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Submitted by Rocket Surgeon on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 11:24pm.
If it is you, you're a dead ringer for Maura West! (As The World Turns) A face like that needs not hide behind a walrus or an old Scottish nanny.
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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!
Regarding In-Laws:
I cut them all out of my life once my FIL and MIL died.
My FIL was a total pervert creep and my MIL was a total wuss when it came to her own happiness. She was miserable to the end. The ONLY thing that brought BOTH of them some form of happiness was when we [hubby and me] regularly played pinochle with them every weekend.
Our daughter was always stuck on the sidelines. She hated it unless one of her cousins was there to play with her.
Do I miss them? NO. I hated playing cards with them...and my husband and his father ALWAYS cheated [he later admitted so haha].
Fuck, I think I'm one of those people who love to love people but only from a distance. I don't really like being 'close' to someone because it makes my soul 'itchy' (sorry, that's the only way I can describe it).
I wish I could allow someone to be close to me, but, I just can't. My daughter was the closest human being to me who I ever let into my heart and she is gone now...living with some loser fucker who doesn't deserve her...but, I digress.
I'm angry. I'm really, really, really fucking angry.
And, yaknow what? I'm so sorry for taking so much of my anger and hurt out on some of you who never deserved my wrath. NONE OF YOU deserve my pain.
Especially bjork you... I dunno, bjork, you just have a special place in my heart. Maybe there are plumes of peace between us? I dunno. I just smile and light up a bit when I 'see' you here. I don't know what it is about you, but, you have a way of uplifting me even when you're telling me to go to hades. lol
*sigh*
I'm STILL alive.
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Submitted by Snow Owl on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 11:24pm.
Thanks for asking. I may have told already that they got seperated after some 45 years of marriage. These visits always makes me sad, because there they are, childhood sweethearts, living solitary lives while they are physically less than a mile apart. Que c'est triste l'amour. Anyways, how did you spend your Sunday?
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MickeyHolland on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 11:20pm.
Evening, Angela. Still hoping to meet the real you.
I'm using my real picture. That's a start eh?
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How was you visit with the in-laws, Mickey?
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Evening, Angela. Still hoping to meet the real you.
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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 10:52pm.
Great song, but the video proved once more that Lindsay is unable to separate fact from fiction. This may be scripted footage, but in real life she behaves in exactly the same manner. Playing the poor little famous girl, while desperately trying to become a legend before her time.
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MickeyHolland on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 11:05pm.
Snow Owl! Glad to see you've made it safely through yesterday's alt-bombing raids!
Jeezuz fuck e=mc2, woman!
Imagine yourself as a carbon atom...imagine yourself rubbing against other carbon atoms [i.e. interacting on dlisted'], now your carbon is buzzing like crazy and your DNA is maturating in atom chains that flow hither and thither. This excitation of your brainiac cells are super-charged and you're ready and will for positive or negative feedback. The point is, you get FEEDBACK.
With me, lil' moo?
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Manimal, agreed, Christina can sing when she's not doing the over the top miasmialia or whatever it's called. Blohan might have a set of pipes, too, but more likely they belong in the hoover department; there's no talent there at all.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 11:00pm.
I say your skinny legs could use sun... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smJ23yBfm7A
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Howdareyou, Keebler's are SO good. My favorite thing they make is those fudge sticks...they are so good if you store them in the fridge! *drool*
Snowowl, I had these pretzel chunks the other day that were made with salt and cracked pepper. So.Good.
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Submitted by howdareyou on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 10:57pm.
Manimal - ugh. look at thumb #6 without enlarging it; could you tell whether that was Xtina Fatguilera or Blohan?
I know...the hair. Cousin IT without the hat. Well at least Christina has some set of pipes. Still a great singer. Blohan a great....
Snow Owl! Glad to see you've made it safely through yesterday's alt-bombing raids!
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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!
Hotmami, I love those but I'm not sure you can beat Kashi Fire Roasted Veggie crackers at the low price of 56 cents a box! I bought 2 of 'em!
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Hotmami, I'm partial to the keebler clubs. Btw, I'm crossing my fingers for Hawaii for you.
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Submitted by howdareyou on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 10:50pm.
LOL.
*sends howdareyou a recent bikini pic that promted Greenpeace to hoist the anker for a new rescue mission*
That should teach you to serenade me! (but tx anyway)
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Manimal - ugh. look at thumb #6 without enlarging it; could you tell whether that was Xtina Fatguilera or Blohan?
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I'm back, bitches! Ritz crackes are the best thing ever.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
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Mickey! Hola, como te va?
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I like the song but wow!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCxM6IGCIuQ&feature=player_embedded
What's up?
Hi, Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you're on my mind, hey Mickey!
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Knock knock ...
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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!
Rocket Surgeon, wow, that looks like it may eliminate a few steps for me. Thank you :). Now if only I could get it to take out the rubbish and cut the grass, I'd be set.
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howdareyou on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 9:55pm.
Well, I don't know if this website will help your current sitch, but, I fucking LOVE this website tool which converts all kinds of files to whatever you want:
http://www.convertfiles.com/
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In a way, I like when ESE posts youtube links here. In another way, it totally fucks with me, because then I end up saving a bunch of videos, converting them to avi, extracting the audio from the avi, and adding them to my ipod. Does anyone know of a shortcut? Please don't say itunes, as I am poor.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 9:47pm.
Night, night, pretty lady. Nice seeing you again! :)
Good night Sweetas and ESE and I'm also hitting the road here.
Have a wonderful week, everybody.