Open Post: Hosted By A Hardcore Not The One Granny

What do you get when you mix confined quarters, a bunch of brats and a mad memaw together? You get this video from June of 70-year-old school bus aide Hattie Branch bringing the WWE to the bus by beating, biting and grabbing a 14-year-old kid who she claims repeatedly bullied her. The Memaws are Not The One Club finally has a new orientation video.

Hattie’s story is that the little brat ass punk has been threatening her for a while and she finally showed him not to tussle with an abuelita after he flipped over another student causing that boy’s shoe to hit her in the face. As soon as that happened, the bus came screeching to a halt, the birds stopped chirping, the sun hid behind the clouds, huaraches scurried under beds by themselves and Miss Hattie HULKED out grandma-style on that child. She even put him in a half nelson! If this was an episode of Beating with the Memaws, I’d give her three TENS and a chanca slap!

I admit that I did mumble “whoop that trick! whoop that trick” under my breath until I read that the 14-year-old boy is special needs. Whoops. Miss Hattie, should I whisper the security code to hell’s front gate now or later? Because we’re definitely going there together.

Wesh.com says that school officials stand by Hattie (it’s Florida) and said that she had reported the boy’s foolishness to them several times. Hattie was still charged with child abuse and she faces up to 5 years in the clink. But they shouldn’t throw Hattie in jail. They should utilize her skills. Throw her in a locked house with Lindsay Lohan for a week tops. Miss Hattie would half nelson all the demons out of that trick!

(Thanks Dominique!)