Thursday, October 13th 2011

Open Post: Hosted By A Hardcore Not The One Granny


What do you get when you mix confined quarters, a bunch of brats and a mad memaw together? You get this video from June of 70-year-old school bus aide Hattie Branch bringing the WWE to the bus by beating, biting and grabbing a 14-year-old kid who she claims repeatedly bullied her. The Memaws are Not The One Club finally has a new orientation video.

Hattie's story is that the little brat ass punk has been threatening her for a while and she finally showed him not to tussle with an abuelita after he flipped over another student causing that boy's shoe to hit her in the face. As soon as that happened, the bus came screeching to a halt, the birds stopped chirping, the sun hid behind the clouds, huaraches scurried under beds by themselves and Miss Hattie HULKED out grandma-style on that child. She even put him in a half nelson! If this was an episode of Beating with the Memaws, I'd give her three TENS and a chanca slap!

I admit that I did mumble "whoop that trick! whoop that trick" under my breath until I read that the 14-year-old boy is special needs. Whoops. Miss Hattie, should I whisper the security code to hell's front gate now or later? Because we're definitely going there together.

Wesh.com says that school officials stand by Hattie (it's Florida) and said that she had reported the boy's foolishness to them several times. Hattie was still charged with child abuse and she faces up to 5 years in the clink. But they shouldn't throw Hattie in jail. They should utilize her skills. Throw her in a locked house with Lindsay Lohan for a week tops. Miss Hattie would half nelson all the demons out of that trick!

(Thanks Dominique!)

Posted by: Michael K


Late to the party, but I think Memaw was dead wrong, though the school was even more wrong in keeping her on the job. The attendant's job is to keep the children safe. There shouldn't be a concern about the attendant's safety - once there is, the school needs to intervene. You're not going to tell me this shit would've occurred as it did if there was some huge bouncer-type dude on the bus.

Also, I think Memaw had some pent-up anger toward this 14-year-old and that she pounced on the opportunity to beat the crap out of him. Human? Absolutely. Appropriate trait for somebody in what's essentially a caring profession? Absolutely not. This job was well beyond her ken and she should've been transferred elsewhere before this went down.

And I agree with Karen that she lost it not because this older kid hit a younger kid (which would've been my trigger), but because the kid's shoe hit her.

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Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 8:11pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
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Holy Fuck. You ARE that fucked. Keep it up, you neurotic cunt, you prove my point. I am not fooled by you, and I am posting here because I don't care who knows it but you, so here is the deal: I will not be bullied by the likes of you...I have been here long before and will be here long after your gross ass, so give it up.

Just adding: Bjork edited her last comment because itr proved her to be a fucking moron. Look at it: Blank, then my sig?

RE-FUCKING...you know the rest.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt

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Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:41pm.

Hi Karen!!!
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Hi Crazy Obsessive Cunt.

I knew you would check back. Sad.
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Hi Karen!!!

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Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:48am.
I can't keep up with her changing outfits, but in one, she's wearing my toddlers overalls, without a shirt, with her chest and butt out.

In another, she's sitting in that chair her dearest, bestest friend MK described in that thread on the performance artist who will give birth in an art gallery. (No, really it's some old-fashioned upholstered shit that she probably inherited from her memaw's trailer.) She's wearing some hot pink concoction, again with the hair. The dress is swept to the side up to her upper thights, her legs draped over the arm of the chair. Maybe this is why the daughter doesn't bring the fiance around.
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JesusJumpingChristonaFuckingPopsicleStick. You are fucking delusional if you think that SHE is the only one who is obsessed. You follow this chick around like a fucking dog in heat, remember shit from years ago that nobody else gives two flying fucks about, post here LITERALLY hundreds if not thousands of times a week, and you want us to think she is the only crazy cuntbag on Dlisted?

You need serious fucking help. I may be a fucking bitch, but I know insanity when it smacks me in the fucking face. Your face has got to be number than shit.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt

I'm not saying it's right, BUT I UNDERSTAND. If your child, autistic or not, is not able to behave around other people, then it is time to care for him/her at home. The attendant had reported this behavior several times, so the powers that be should have denied him access to the bus or taken some kind of corrective action. If the parents can't handle the child at home, it's time for an institution. They are putting everyone else at risk when they don't resolve this, because eventually he is going to seriously hurt someone or worse.

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dog. go lay down.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

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Bjork, do you ever leave here? I just read back and you were here all freaking night. Just wow.

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I'm out, too! Bye to anyone still up!

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Sweet dreams, Snow Owl!XXX

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Snow Owl:

I am not going to sleep! I don't sleep!

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Night Bjork, Breaky and Becky! Im still a bit hyper for some reason.

*wonders if someone slipped some speed in my tea*

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Good night Bjork! Sweet dreams. :)
*kisses for Digby*

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Oh, wait, the no-neck look is an 80s thing, never mind.......

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Okay, night/morning, sluts!

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Leave the Jheri Curl aloooone!

RACIST REPORTED!

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Bjork You:

Check for AquaNet and shoulder pads. They're a-coming!

And Becky: My vintage pics don't include Jheri curls, bell bottoms, and shoulder pads.

Unlike some tricks?

I was raised RIGHT. And I was barely alive in the 80s! ;)

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Even her fashion choices are racist!

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You got me there Breaky!

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@Breaky

Hahahaha!!! I'd love to see some vintage Breaky pix! :)

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 4:09am.
The last time I checked, ping pong balls were still balls, small or not!

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Breakdown, they're ping pong balls circa the 1980s. (Or is she one of those embarrassing cougars who is so proud of her 20-something body that she wears her clothes from that time, regardless of how out of date they are?) Either way, fail.

Next.

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becky n sydney:

I'll look better once I post my photos from the Dynasty and Reagan era. you know, so you can be all jealous and shit!

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Oh, and one more thing Maddie, your neck is missing in that pic. Please take it down ASAP because it's very unflattering and therefore offends me.

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Hey Breaky!! You're looking very handsome this evening!

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The last time I checked, ping pong balls were still balls, small or not!

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Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:55am.
Becks,

Congrats on your daughter. It must feel great to have a kid who achieves something.

Good luck on her interview.
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Thanks Bjork! She still has her studies, so any job would be part time, but it such an amazing opportunity. Part of her degree includes art restoration, so a gallery placement would tie in beautifully with her ambitions.

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No Madeline, I didn't wish I looked like you. I'm happy with how I look now, actually.

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What titty balls? She looks like she stuffs a napkin in each bra cup!

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Submitted by Madeline Ashton on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:49am.
My last photo...

lol...

Goodnight, you jealous cuntbags....

Don't you WISH you looked half as good as me?

HAH!

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You mean half as good as you looked 20 years ago? No, not really.

HAH!

Let's see: 80s clothes, 80s furniture, 80s hair...someone needs to update their look!

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Submitted by Snow Owl on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:49am.
Maddie, awww! That's mean! That's YOUR party trick, right? I mean wrapping something around your neck?

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Oh, if only...

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Since when did Dlisted turn into PopYaTittyBallsOut.com?!

Have I been gone that long?

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Becks,

Congrats on your daughter. It must feel great to have a kid who achieves something.

Good luck on her interview.

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I don't even think a very drunk jack would fuck that.

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My last photo...

lol...

Goodnight, you jealous cuntbags....

Don't you WISH you looked half as good as me?

HAH!

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I can't keep up with her changing outfits, but in one, she's wearing my toddlers overalls, without a shirt, with her chest and butt out.

In another, she's sitting in that chair her dearest, bestest friend MK described in that thread on the performance artist who will give birth in an art gallery. (No, really it's some old-fashioned upholstered shit that she probably inherited from her memaw's trailer.) She's wearing some hot pink concoction, again with the hair. The dress is swept to the side up to her upper thights, her legs draped over the arm of the chair. Maybe this is why the daughter doesn't bring the fiance around.

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Don't leave me yet...I have a few more photos. lmao

Maddie, awww! That's mean! That's YOUR party trick, right? I mean wrapping something around your neck?

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Bjork, nah, she gets those pics from the Awkward Family Pictures website.

Or maybe that's her daughter wearing Madeline's old ass clothes cuz they can't afford to get new ones. They actually managed to photoshop her dad out of it cuz they want to make it seem like they're not at all in some sort of incestuous relationship.

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Submitted by Snow Owl on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:33am.
Another pic of you wearing another fugly outfit? More please!

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No, you know that she has tons of photos of herself in various poses that she took. She's the hillbilly version of Cindy Sherman.

Another pic of you wearing another fugly outfit? More please!

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Troll, Interrupted.

Well it aint easy to read Cuntsuicidalnese!

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fraggle i am jealous of you you are so beautiful,can the chair testify in front of a jury about its abuse?

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Submitted by Madeline Ashton on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:21am.
Bjork, you're fugly, I get it.

Bitches are jealous of me because I'm gorgeous.

I get that too.

Any other stupidly obvious observations, fugly?

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In case she deletes the photo (and she should):

From the 1987 stormfront.org calendar:
She's wearing blue underwear cut high on the thigh and a cropped red shirt that reveals her midriff. Her looooong yellow hair is loose, behind her back. Bitch is kneeling, kneeling, on a chair, , her arms holding the the back of the chair, her ass slightly out. Her head is turned to the side in what I'm sure she envisions is a come hither pose.

Hey Madeline! I see you got your braid out of your asshole!

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Submitted by Madeline Ashton on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:15am.
Snow Owl on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:10am.

NO, you stupid fuck. The 'mods' remove my posts that are racially 'inflammatory'.

I have NO problem standing by my posts, you twit.

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Shut up, liar. But please keep amusing us with those photos.

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Bjork, you're fugly, I get it.

Bitches are jealous of me because I'm gorgeous.

I get that too.

Any other stupidly obvious observations, fugly?