How Do You Say "Tacky Ass Famewhores" In Arabic?
Pimp Mama Kris and her yellow ribbon pig Kim Kuntrashian are currently in Dubai to meet with several billionaire sheiks about possibly selling the younger Jenner girls since they aren't bringing in the dough fast enough, and last night they quickly stopped into a store to pose in abayas, niqabs and hijabs for the cameras.
You might be marking this day in your kalendars as the first time in famewhore history that Kim Kardashian actually covered her Close Encounters face for the cameras, but think about it. Uh huh. Kim getting her face covered in something for the cameras. That's what got us into this mess in the first place! Although, this is the first time in history that three abayas had to be sewn together to cover her dunes of despair ass.
For me, the only good thing that came from this post is that I found my new favorite site where I can learn how to curse a trick out in every language. Now I'm that much closer to achieving my goal of getting slapped in the face in every accent (yes, slaps have accents).
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What a twat, she's wearing that sacred clothing and her legs are all out and she's in high heels...WTF? For one day she couldnt do, absolutely couldnt stay covered, and in flat shoes. WHAT A DISGRACE!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope she insults every Muslim on the planet.
Commercial exploitation for their show is what this is about.
Let bullets rain on this family PLEASE.
I know, I know, so violent but I cannot keep my hope for their disappearance in check.
And the purpose of doing this was what?????
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 5:59pm.
Cowjam, Dubai is not in India; it's part of the United Arab Emerites.
I know that, hon. I was making a subtle reference to:
Submitted by elorel on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 4:46pm.
Of course they wore these articles in India, a pretty mellow country since it, you know, let them walk around in their normal clothes first. It's no Afghanistan. I'm sure their fans think they're so brave!
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oh my goodness. i should have known better to look at the comments on a post like this-i knew when anything indicating Islam or muslim women would crop up it would be a clusterfuck of dumb on here and you do not disapoint!
how about those of you in denial of the dumb try actually learning about a subject before speaking about it rather than watching 5 minutes of fox news and then pretending your a fucking expert!
(to the rest of the dlisters who are obviously not dumb as proved by their comments *muah*, have a nice weekend )
"Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:19pm.
Where are all the outraged homicidal fundamentalist Muslims when you need them?"
they are too busy eye rolling at you.
She should wear this for marriage, #3 coming soon...
Where are all the outraged homicidal fundamentalist Muslims when you need them?
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If he has the gonads to say it...so be it.
No one ever said there weren't seriously beautiful women under those veils. But putting a veil on after your pusssay has been shown all over creation is f'n ridiculoussssss!
That must be Kardashion measuring stick, they must ask themselves each day 'Is this ridiculous enough?'
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Where the fuck is a suicide bomber when you need one????????????
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 5:59pm.
Cowjam, Dubai is not in India; it's part of the United Arab Emerites.
I know that, hon. I was making a subtle reference to:
Submitted by elorel on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 4:46pm.
Of course they wore these articles in India, a pretty mellow country since it, you know, let them walk around in their normal clothes first. It's no Afghanistan. I'm sure their fans think they're so brave!
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:54am.
Submitted by lastdiva on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:44am.
These dumb whores don't even understand that this garb they appear to be celebrating is a symbol of religiously sanctioned female oppression.
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Oh let's not go there, especially when you're completely ignorant on what these clothes represent. In the Arab world, female oppression has nothing to do with clothing. There is nothing religiously sanctioned about the burqa, it's a cultural dress, plain and simple. And the vast majority of women who wear it in Dubai wear it out of their own free will and desire. I know it may come as a surprise, but many women around the world do not find dressing like a whore "liberating." To them, it's degrading to show off their assets to every lecher and pervert on the street.
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Couldn't have said it better myself!
Submitted by dementa on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 5:53pm.
Wow, I hate the burqa on feminist principle, but these famewhores make it a thousand times more obnoxious and offensive. Maybe if we're lucky, Kris will sell all her daughters to rich Arab men and then be blown up by a suicide bomber.
And I agree on saris being utterly gorgeous. If I could afford one (and had someone to tell me how to put them on right) I would buy one in a heartbeat. Indian clothes are superb.
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Yes!! We lived in South-East Asia when I was a kid and my mother eventually started wearing saris, now and then. They were *gorgeous*
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Rape is also a stonable offense. Because it's such a shame on the family, which is ironic considering that the rapist is sometimes a family member. The rapist gets off scot free and the victim gets stoned or lashed to death.
I hope the Kardashians stay there long enough for them to figure out exactly how and why this trashy family is famous.
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Cowjam, Dubai is not in India; it's part of the United Arab Emerites.
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Submitted by boston61 on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 5:43pm.
Don't they stone whores to death over there? Fingers crossed.
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No, they don't stone *whores*. Muslim extremists stone innocent women and female teenagers as young as 14, whose male in-laws feel they have violated the Sharia and humiliated their family.
Humiliating their male in-laws includes such *crimes* as being *suspected* (with zero proof) of immoral relations, holding hands, kissing, and in some cases, an adulterous relationship (although considering women in fundamentalist settings are sold off like cattle when they're children, it's not surprising that they may actually be attracted to someone close to their own age, as opposed to their husband who is 40 years older)
Maybe you should stick to gossip commentary.
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Wow, I hate the burqa on feminist principle, but these famewhores make it a thousand times more obnoxious and offensive. Maybe if we're lucky, Kris will sell all her daughters to rich Arab men and then be blown up by a suicide bomber.
And I agree on saris being utterly gorgeous. If I could afford one (and had someone to tell me how to put them on right) I would buy one in a heartbeat. Indian clothes are superb.
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How fucking ridiculous does she look with her hair hanging down her front? I know it's not a full hijab but isn't the point of the shawl to cover the hair? A legitimate time to take out that fucking horse hair weave, don't ya think?
Tacky, classless, ignorant fucking morons. I can see at least three uncovered women in the photo behind them. What a gross stunt.
Wallah! It's pics like these that make me want to declare Jihad on these bitches and I'm not even Muslim. What's the point of wearing an abaya if you leave the front open? Aside from the sad pair of neurons that make up her brain Kim's internal thermostat must also be broken because 95% of the time she dresses in the tightest, most revealing clothes possible regardless of the weather. The other 5% of the time she wears like 3 layers when it's hot outside.
For the most part, the Middle East doesn't need another 'sharmoota'. I've already seen the feedback from educated Arab women concerning her visit and it is not very flattering. Just wait until someone airs an arab language expose on her pornographic past and complaints start pouring into the Islamic Affairs Dept. Arabia has no shortage of RESPECTABLE beauties with similar features. Just look up Sheikha Mozah, that woman oozes class. Kim KNOWS this and when she started blabbing about wanting to open a hotel in Dubai an industry professional (an actual hotel designer) politely told her to STFU.
The Kardashians love to dabble in different things but being untalented people they are probably going to end up pushing tacky perfumes and themselves. Case in point: Kim's new jewelry line came under fire from yet ANOTHER designer claiming that he lent her his original creations only to have her copy them. Kris Jenner needs to realize that Martha Stewart, Jessica Simpson, Olsens etc. have oversaturated the market. Unless the Kartrashians come up with something radically different and BETTER it's going to tank. Kim's whorish and vulgar behavior also hurt the the long term viability of their brand. Oh the irony...
Don't they stone whores to death over there? Fingers crossed.
Bourgie, ITA on Indian women being best dressed! Saris are absolutely beautiful, and seem to flatter every figure.
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Um, when did KK go to India? She's not planning to go until next year, according to OneIndia.
The potential for so many strict Islamic laws to be transgressed...
*optimistic* *fingers crossed*
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Of course they wore these articles in India, a pretty mellow country since it, you know, let them walk around in their normal clothes first. It's no Afghanistan. I'm sure their fans think they're so brave!
"In the Arab world, female oppression has nothing to do with clothing. There is nothing religiously sanctioned about the burqa, it's a cultural dress, plain and simple."
You're technically correct that the burqa is not necessarily religious - wearing it could be part of purdah and other cultural mores.
To say that female oppression has nothing to do with clothing, though -- you are emphatically incorrect. It's like you are saying water isn't wet. Go look up gender apartheid in Afghanistan.
Not that I am defending this ho, but she has an astute business reason for doing this. Muslim women want to dress modestly. Yet, like women all over the world, they still like to spend money and have pretty things. There is a HUGE niche market for fashionable Islamic clothing. KK is the right person for this. Women in the Middle East, who don't know how she became famous, see her as a style icon. She is Armenian, one of "us", yet is considered one of the most beautiful and stylish women in the world. If she sells a clothing line in Dubai-watch out! She will end up richer than Oprah.
You can cover a bitch in a black gunney sack, but you can't cover the stank.
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KJ looks like she is going to try to play mariachi music to me while at dinner.
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MK that site is now a favorite! Luv u loooong time.
What's wrong bitch?
I cannot believe that people actually bask in the pissy glow of Kim Kardashian. And it kills me that she calls herself a businesswoman. Chick please...you pose for pics. Go feed your husband some crayons.
If you go to Dubai, -or any Muslim country- you should at the very least wear a below the knee skirt, not a short one.
I thought even they would know that. Guess I was wrong.
My displeasure for this family runs very, VERY deep. Swallow them up earth, hit them with a meteorite, something, anything.
if she dressed like this ALL the time i might be able to like her.
Hmmmmppppfffff!
I think that whole family is a disgrace.
No culture, IMO, beats the Indians (india) as best dressed in the world. The poorest woman in the worst slum look better than these Kartrashians.
The Indian Sari is the most beautiful garment or idea for a woman ever made. The colors, the beading, the embrodery, the fact that it's draped like the old Greeks used to wear, beautiful.
The Italians come second in the world IMO. in the West I would say the US Americans are the worst dressed. Indigenous dressing (Mexico, Peru, Guatemala, etc..) that has survived out ranks any crap from K mart IMO.
God I'd love to drop kick those two bitches.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:37am.
I don't understand rich people. You're in a foreign country which is most likely gorgeous and has all kinds of culture and stuff to get involved in. Yet you go to shops like Coach and Gucci which are the same damn places you shop at when you're home? I mean, why waste the time? Get out and hike, visit museums, wineries, restaurants, sail and ski and hang on a pristine beach!
There's a good chapter about this type of thing in Anthony Bourdain's new book, about how rich people have the worst taste in food, and how restaurants around the world make bank off of the stupidity of the rich. Basically, the wealthy don't like adventure/variation, most are boring and uneducated and don't know how to travel or where to eat.
These celebs only go to Dubai for one reason: to prostitute themselves, sexually or otherwise. MK is probably 100% right when he says they were selling the younger ones to rich sheiks.
FYI: hijab worn in Dubai (UAE) is called an abaya. it is called chador in Iran, and burqa in Afghanistan. hijab itself means curtain in arabic and is worn to demonstrate modesty...these fools wearing hijab in any form is truly a slap in the face of women who choose to for religious reasons. if i were Muslim, i would be extremely insulted...they wear it like a little girl who plays dress-up in their mommy's closet...except in this context, they display what is deemed to be sacred (according to Muslims) on bodies that do not at all epitomize modesty, humility, or respectability.
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*hyperventilating with laughter*
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 1:56pm.
*wants to know what's in Whamo's underoos*
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Submitted by OurMissC on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 12:10pm.
At least the Japanese had the good sense to kick Wonky out for her criminal record. I'm surprised Kim wasn't kicked out for her whore record.
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I'm surprised that she hasn't been thrown into prison for being a whore.
I saw an interview on the TV with this woman who got thrown into prison in Dubai for having sex outside of marriage.
OH MY XENU!! THESE bitches gotta stop whoring! That's it!! Come to my jungle country so I can bite your faces off!!! *calms inner monkey*
Coma Caca!
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She still manages to look cheap and slutty in a burka.
THAT is talent.
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Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 1:42pm.
WTF???? Anal pubes? Good God!
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Well, what else do you call the short-n-curlies around your anus? Shirley Temples?
Whamo on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 1:33pm.
I was going to say something about my eyes watering before but I didn't know if you'd get it! LOL!
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WTF???? Anal pubes? Good God!
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 1:10pm.
Grate it on down like the rooms on FIRE
The ladies all love it just like Oscar Meyer
Grate it on down to your heart's desire
Watch it don't burn like a funeral pyre.
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Cut and press that bitch Dog we got us a Number 1 right there I tell you what!
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