Open Post: Hosted By Vintage GOOP

October 24, 2011 / Posted by:

This is a teenage Fishsticks Paltrow with braces on her teeth, a DUUUUUURRRR in her face and the same roll in her eyes that my eyes have on GOOP Thursday. I hope that we don’t remember Fishy for being an Oscar-winning actress, a bedroom bathtub advocate, murderer of songs and the biggest pretentious twat who claims that she’s allergic to water of the tap. I hope that we remember her forever for this priceless picture. The only other thing I have to add about this picture is: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

via Snakkle (Thanks to everybody who sent this mess in!)

Tags:
SHARE
Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >